Chapter 70: I Can't Afford Bugatti
The FA's verdict has made all the fans and media who are concerned about this matter have a sense of absurdity!
Is it necessary to have a special way to deal with the comics?
The penalties are as follows:
1. Everton's next three home games prohibit mascots from appearing in the stadium;
2. Prohibit Vardy from playing the club's mascot in the stadium for life;
3. A fine of £20,000 on Vardy;
4. Require Vardy to attend at least three FA community football events in the next three months;
And then there was nothing......
Curious about the results of the punishment!
It sounds like everything except the fine is a bit of nonsense. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
But if you think about it, it's really quite appropriate, and it seems that the FA is really painstaking.
First of all, no matter who pretends to be the mascot, the mascot makes a mistake in the game, so then the mascot is "banned", no problem!
Second, if Vardy gives the referee a red card on the field as a player, it will definitely not spare him, but if he does this as a mascot, it seems a bit unreasonable to ban him directly, but if he is only fined, it seems a little unpleasant.
Okay, if you don't want to play the mascot, then I won't let you play the mascot, unless you transfer to another league club, then I can't control you.
Finally, participating in community activities is conducive to improving Vardy's image, and it can also improve the image of the Premier League, after all, Vardy's inspirational experience is really the biggest gimmick, how can you not focus on promoting it!
No one can find fault with such a punishment result, but they all feel absurd!
Vardy also couldn't laugh or cry, Everton's mascot was considered to have suffered from the pond fish and was suspended for three games, as for the lifetime ban on playing the mascot, who came up with such a brain-dead punishment?
Of course, he still felt sorry for the £20,000......
As the turmoil subsided, Vardy was bound to be remembered for showing the referee a red card disguised as a mascot, and fans would laugh back on it.
This incident still made Everton more vigilant, for the frequent situation of Vardy, they feel that there should be more strict control, if there is no limit, God knows what Vardy can do.
But what they don't know is that Vardy, who was rewarded by the system, is really a lot more honest, although the system asks him to make a joke, but this is not his intention after all, so it's okay to be lazy.
The opponent in the next League Cup is also weak, maybe no one cares at all, and naturally it is not a good time to compromise.
......
Since you have nothing to do, why don't you go buy a car!
Vardy felt that riding a bike to training every day was too low, and it was neither a star nor a comic.
Just in time for the next Carabao Cup, Moyes was going to send substitutes and a reserve team, and several animals took turns to rest and pull them to make reference for themselves.
"Actually, I think you're pretty good at pedaling!" Cahill shrugged and smiled at Vardy, who was clearly still angry at Vardy blasting him with an elephant's trunk.
Vardy glanced at Cahill and pouted, "I think the elephant's trunk tastes good, too!" ”
"You-!"
Cahill almost bled from seven holes.
But it seems that men are usually interested in cars, and Graveson and Carsley have already had a heated discussion.
"It's still a Hummer, domineering side leakage, this is a man's choice!"
"No, no, no, that thing is not practical, it's better to have a sports car, and it's easier to flirt with girls!"
"That's Koenigsegg, that power, it's really a bargain!"
"Bugatti is the ultimate pursuit of sports cars!"
......
Vardy would love to interject weakly, I can't afford Koenigsek, I can't afford Bugatti!
Neither of these two supercars can be done with his remaining signing fee of more than 400,000 pounds!
"I just want to buy a Mercedes-Benz BMW SUV, which is both high-grade and practical!" Vardy expressed his opinion during a lively discussion among several animals.
Graveson and Carsley tacitly "cut" and expressed disdain.
Vardy was tempted to pick up Graveson and ask him, you just drive an Audi Q7, what's there to disdain!
In the end, they discussed and discussed, but they still didn't make up their minds, and finally everyone came to the car store together.
Vardy is actually inclined to SUVs, and as for Mercedes or BMW, it was out of reach for him in his previous life, so he wanted to fulfill his dream in his previous life first.
However, when he arrived at the store, he found that his goal seemed to be set a little low......
The price of Mercedes-Benz BMW's common models is usually only 2 or 3w pounds, which is fundamentally different from the domestic price in the previous life.
Maybe the sentence he heard in his previous life was right, in foreign countries, those who drive Mercedes-Benz cars are not necessarily rich people, and the difference between rich and rich is to see whether they wash their cars in a car wash or wash their own cars......
After looking around, Vardy was relieved, as long as he didn't set his sights on the top luxury cars, he could buy whatever he wanted.
In the end, Vardy ignored the instigation of a few cattle and resolutely bought a Range Rover III.
This is his favorite car in his previous life, and he can't take it down without 200w!
But now, with the full set down, he only spent 10w pounds!
Drive home in a Range Rover, open the window, and enjoy the feeling of the wind blowing across your face, as if you couldn't ask for anything else!
I don't think I'm pursuing it too much!
Vardy thought silently.
In the garage of Ronaldo's mansion in the previous life, there were rows of luxury cars, and perhaps the top cars were reduced to the point that they could only be driven by nannies, and the other cars were quietly waiting for mold and rust.
When did you reach such a level yourself!
Don't forget, the president also has a private jet!
Thinking of this, Vardy instantly felt motivated!
Come on, struggle!
Try to buy a car, buy 10 Bugatti, and I'll play on the train together!
Well, after buying the car, it seems that the rest of the money does not know what to do.
In order to celebrate Vardy's car, several cattle took Vardy hostage and slaughtered him to the nightclub for a night.
When he woke up the next morning, Vardy felt that he had no future with a few animals, and most importantly, they were too good to drink, and he lay himself down after a few back and forth.
Repeatedly warn yourself that you should go to nightclubs and bars less, this is probably the biggest opponent of professional players, think about those talented geniuses in the previous life, didn't they all end up ruined on alcohol and women, and ruined in the nightlife that didn't know how to control!
Even if you have the assistance of the system, you can not care about these things, and when you are in a bad state, you can buy a status adjustment card and everything will be fine, but I believe that no coach wants to use a player with a rich nightlife!
Besides, the status adjustment card also needs system gold, but it's not for nothing!