Chapter 23: Inspiration for the News
Seeing the iron hook flying, Mo Qi subconsciously summoned the "Book of Laws", wanting to summon the [Arrogant Leader] to block the knife, but he never thought that a cold system prompt sound sounded in his head-
The card is still on cooling.
"What a pity...... I can't fight side by side with the leader," Mochi lamented in his heart.
Since he can't summon the leader, Moqi can only replace it with something else. Distressed, Mochi threw out the largest item in the package - "Triple Spice Crispy Stew". These stews were meant to improve the diet, and Mochi hadn't tasted meat for almost a week. As for the animals in the Tirisfal glades, they all looked like props from the Resident Evil set, and Mochi didn't dare to use them as ingredients. God knows what will happen to you after eating the meat of these animals, and after eating those animal carcasses, there is no guarantee that you will not stand with those zombies in the open space next to Deathknell and bask in the sun and pick your nose the next day.
The "Triple Spice Crispy Stew" was about to hit the iron hook, but the Undercity guard somehow suddenly tightened the iron hook - the crispy and delicious "Triple Spice Crispy Stew" landed firmly on the iron hook. The stitch monster swallowed, his little eyes full of yearning for stew, and he slammed the chain, and the tray containing the stew fell into his hand.
Mo Qi knew that it was the other party's love of food that saved him, and if it weren't for the fear that the "Triple Spice Crispy Stew" would be ruined, the iron hook of the sewing monster could have pierced himself through the tray. It seems that in the future, it is a good way to deal with the stitching monster and take the initiative to feed, but I have suffered myself, and I have to continue to gnaw on mushrooms for the past two days......
With the gap, Mochi rushed into the sewer entrance in one go.
plunged into the sewer, in addition to feeling the dark and damp, what came to his face was the rich and strong sewer smell, and there was a smell of "cumin fried durian", which made Mo Qi have to praise: "Wow!" The food of the residents of the Undercity is good......"
Even so, the sewers of the Undercity are wider and brighter than those of the city where Mochi lives.
The construction of the sewer system of the city where Moqi lives in reality is seriously in arrears, but whenever there is a season of heavy precipitation, you can hear the sound of the sea crying in the middle of the city, and this sea is particularly amorous, and you can cry until dawn. The whole city is truly a sea view house, and it is not a single sea view, but a 360-degree sea view without dead ends, which completely improves the housing happiness index of the people in the city.
The scene of admiring the sea and sky at the entrance of the subway station, Moqi now looks back on it, and it is really a poet's romance.
In addition, when Moqi escaped from the sewers, the green liquid he saw in front of him was bubbling, but at least it was crystal clear. Walking through it, you can also see cute red mushrooms. Speaking of mushrooms, when Mochi ran past the corner just now, he seemed to see a man roasting mushrooms...... I'll go! Roasting mushrooms in the sewer?
Only then did Mochi realize what the undead around the corner was doing - he set up the grill and prepared all kinds of spice bottles, which was clearly a wild BBQ in the sewers...... It's so cozy!
"Ox X!" Moqi was about to give a thumbs up to the sturdy buddy, only to find that not far behind him, two huge stitch monsters were rushing towards him in a sea of mountains.
Mochi sped up again, and in his galloping frenzy, he wouldn't know who the man who roasted the mushroom was, nor how much he would change his image in the minds of the inhabitants of the Forsaken.
The down-and-out ghost of the roasted mushrooms, Harlan Klimp, was once the chief reporter for the Undercity Evening News, and due to the decay of the print media, the destitute Harlan Kling had to bake mushrooms in the sewers. It is said that in Azeroth an industry dies every ten years, and in the face of this change, Harlan Klimp is also somewhat helpless.
In the past, the residents of the Undercity were concerned about the news such as "The Werewolf and the Forsaken Break Out Again", "The Royal Apothecary Society Has Discovered Again: Werewolf Liver Extract Can Help Increase the Spread of the Plague", "Who is the Invader?" The Question of Historical Belonging in Gilneth ...... In Harlan Klimp's view, these are the real news.
Let's look at what people care about right now -
"Identified by the Iron Furnace Fort Grade 3A Hospital, the three brothers of Tongxu may not be related by blood"
"Malfurion with horns on his head: he has no children for thousands of years of marriage, but he is still Tyrande's favorite man"
"Anduin is accused of resembling Bolval more and more, Tiffin Eleanne's youthful past that has to be said"
"It's really morally degenerate, and the world is declining!" Harlan Klingp angrily threw the tabloid in front of him into the fire.
Meanwhile, out of professional habit, he picked up his camera and took a picture of two stitch monsters chasing Mochi. The images in the photographs fully demonstrate the panic of the fish-people and the ferocity of the stitching monsters.
What a nice picture! But as a veteran journalist, Harlan Klimp knows that just a good photo is not enough. To write a good report, he also needs to have a good news headline, and after pondering for a moment, he suddenly thought of a headline that was very much in line with the content of the photo-
"Two Undercity Guards Bath|Burned Themselves, Violated Passers-by and Found Each Other to Be a Fishman"
Harlan Kryamp wrote down the title in his notebook with satisfaction, "Looks like I can have something good tomorrow morning, and I don't have to eat any more roasted mushrooms." ”
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Returning to Moqi, Moqi, who usually likes to stay at home and play games, found the feeling of playing the live-action version of "Temple Escape" in the game world today. As he runs at full speed, he has to keep an eye out for puddles under his feet, slippery mushrooms under his feet, and all kinds of strange household garbage - such as werewolf skulls, werewolf tibia, werewolf radius, etc.
Looking at the stitching monster behind him, although the figure looks a little bloated, running through the twists and turns of the sewer is not a problem at all - the steering is quite smooth, and the advantage of "high chassis" in the face of various household garbage is vividly reflected.
"Let's get to the end of the sewers...... I'm dying......" Moqi, who was panting, prayed in his heart.
Perhaps the Light heard Mochi's prayers, and after turning a corner, he finally saw the exit to the sewers.
Considering that there were still some wandering crusaders at the exit of the sewers, Mochi took out his homemade spear from his package, and did not need to grapple with them, only to use the wooden spear to fend off the enemy's attacks.
Towards the exit, Moch glanced back to see that the two stitching monsters had just run around the bend. Mo Qi breathed a sigh of relief, as long as this pipe was out, the Undercity guards should not chase too far for a fish-man. When you get to the dense woods, it's easy to shake off the two stitching monsters.
With that in mind, Mochi continued to run forward, and suddenly felt empty under his feet—he found himself falling.
"It's not scientific! This place shouldn't have such a high slope! "Mochi's memory is not wrong, there is no high slope in the sewer exit in the game. But in this world where the terrain changes with external forces, the originally flat place has formed a steep slope due to the perennial erosion of the green liquid flowing from the Undercity.
Mochi, waving his limbs in mid-air, looked like a green dot falling from the sky along with the wastewater.