When Li Xiao woke up again, he found himself sitting in a void, with a hard wooden chair erected under his buttocks, and there was nothing in the darkness around him.

Where am I? I remember my ...... Li Xiao seemed to have just woken up from a big dream, his head was still muddy, he rubbed his forehead and tried hard to recall what happened, and his memory immediately came up like a tide - shopping mall...... Fire...... Girl...... Death!

"You've finally woken up." Suddenly, a sweet voice suddenly sounded in the void.

Li Xiao raised his head suddenly, and was shocked to find that not far in front of him, where there was nothing just now, there was a beautiful girl sitting at this moment!

The girl had long silver hair and sparkling golden eyes, and she sat in a brown sofa chair with a holy smile on her fair face. Li Xiao swore to the sky that he had never seen such a beautiful woman, and if he wanted to choose one word from the human dictionary to describe the beauty of a girl, Li Xiao could only think of one word - perfect! In addition, why does Li Xiao feel so familiar with this dress on the girl's body?

"Who are you? Where is this? I remember I was in the mall and there was a fire, and there was ...... Well, it's probably not a hospital. Finally seeing a humanoid creature that seemed to be able to communicate, Li Xiao immediately couldn't wait to throw out his questions. His mind was a mess right now, the dark space he was in was completely beyond his comprehension as a normal person, and to be honest, he was surprised that he could still stay calm now, uh...... Or maybe it's just because he has a big heart.

"Hmm...... Let me put it mildly. The girl's quiet face showed a thoughtful expression, as if she was organizing the language, she paused slightly, and then as if she had organized the language, she showed an angelic pure smile to Li Xiao, and said slowly. That's right, you've burped. ”

Li Xiao: "...... "Hey, how about a good euphemism?"

Although Li Xiao had already guessed it more or less, he still couldn't accept it for a while when he was directly said like this, and the whole person froze on the chair. At that moment, Li Xiao couldn't tell if he was uncomfortable or what he felt, as if his whole person had been hollowed out.

The girl looked at Li Xiao quietly, with a faint smile on her face, as if she was waiting for Li Xiao to accept the reality by herself.

After a long while, Li Xiao's stiff face finally showed a helpless expression, he looked at the girl and asked, "So, this is the world after death?" Are you the Grim Reaper? Or Lord Yama? ”

The girl was slightly surprised: "Your ability to accept this is quite fast, many people either cry and scream when they know that they are dead, or they don't believe it." ”

Li Xiao smiled self-deprecatingly and spread his hands: "I'm a big person." ”

The girl stared at Li Xiao's left heart, and nodded thoughtfully: "Well, you do have a big heart, you should be bigger than ordinary people." Ahem, back to business, let's get down to business, let me introduce myself. The girl touched her breast with her hand and smiled kindly. My name is Emilia, and I am the goddess of this world. ”

"Female ...... God! ”

Before Li Xiao could be surprised, the girl continued: "Oh, by the way, in fact, I still have a very nice Chinese name, called Wang Erya, which was given to me by Sister Nuwa." ”

Li Xiao is sweating, he feels that his three views have been shattered and he can't stick to the ground. A goddess named Wang Erya, do you dare to believe it? It was still given by Nuwa, if it weren't for the strange void around her, it was really difficult to explain it with common sense, Li Xiao had now sent this brain-hole girl who claimed to be a goddess to the police uncle.

Originally, he was very shocked and nervous when he saw the legendary immortal Li Xiao, but he was suddenly stunned by the well-known name of "Wang Erya", and now you just want to make Li Xiao nervous, and he can't be nervous.

Seeing Li Xiao's stunned expression, the goddess of Erya was a little strange: "You didn't react when you learned that you were dead just now, why did you react so much after knowing that I was a goddess?" Are you an atheist? ”

Li Xiao smiled dryly, thinking: I'm surprised not because you are a goddess, but because of your name full of "goddess aura"! Li Xiao estimated that if he walked on the street and said that he knew a goddess named "Wang Erya", he would definitely be beaten to death by believers of various religions all over the world.

The goddess of Erya did not continue to dwell on this issue, she continued: "Classmate Li Xiao, do you remember how you died? ”

Li Xiao recalled: "There was a fire in the mall, and I should have been burned...... Ay! By the way, how is that little girl? Is she still alive? Li Xiao's expression suddenly became nervous, in fact, he could have survived, when the fire collapsed the roof, a large piece of the roof fell, Li Xiao in order to protect a little girl who was separated, he used his body to protect the little girl, and as a result, he was stoned to death.

In fact, Li Xiaoting is afraid of death, he is not a brave person, he has never even fought with anyone since he was a child, but at that moment, he didn't know where he got the courage, and he pounced on the girl without thinking about it. Li Xiao felt that if he could do it all over again, he probably would still do it.

"The girl is still alive." The goddess of Erya said.

"yes, that's great, it looks like I didn't die in vain." Li Xiao breathed a sigh of relief and showed a relieved smile. "Although I don't have a long life and I don't do anything for nothing, it is worth it to save a young life in the end."

Saying these free and easy words, even Li Xiao himself was a little moved by himself, what a great feat he was to sacrifice his life to save people, Li Xiao felt that if he was still alive, he would definitely be able to win the title of "People's Hero" or something, and the headline of the Metropolis Morning Post the next day was appropriate.

It's a pity that Li Xiao didn't move for long, because the next sentence of the goddess Erya almost choked him to death.

"Uh...... There are some things I don't know whether to say or not. The second goddess hesitated. Actually, even if you don't pounce, the girl will be fine. The roof fell down in a triangle with the ground and the wall, and the girl squatted in the corner of the wall unscathed, and you rushed over and crushed the child out of a slight injury, do you know how heavy you are? A big man pounced on a five-year-old girl, but fortunately the little girl was so big that she almost didn't crush you to death. ”

Li Xiao: "......" At this moment, Li Xiao suddenly had an urge to die with this rectal goddess.

Facts have proved that whenever someone says, "There is a sentence I don't know whether to say or not", you don't have to think about it, and what follows must not be said.

"However, your actions are always commendable, and even I, the goddess who holds the law of cause and effect in this world, are surprised that a dead house like you would take the initiative to save people without hesitation." The goddess of Erya said happily. "For people like you who are dedicated to goodness, I will give a certain reward."

Li Xiao automatically blocked the words "waste wood and dead house", and he asked with a twinkle in his eyes: "Reward!" What rewards? ”

The second goddess turned her palm, and suddenly there was a red flower in her hand like magic, "Dangdang!" A little red flower! ”

Li Xiao almost didn't fall off the chair: "Sister goddess, although I'm dead, you can't play with me like this." ”

"Whoever played you, this is a real bonus." As he spoke, the safflower in the hand of the goddess Erya suddenly disappeared out of thin air, Li Xiao was stunned for a moment, and then lowered his head and found that the safflower was actually on his chest!

“…… Can I take it off? Li Xiao looked reluctant.

The goddess showed a "friendly" smile: "You try." ”

Li Xiaoda Khan: "Forget it." ”

The goddess went on to say, "This is only one part of the reward, there is another part of the reward. Li Xiao, there are two choices in front of you now. ”

"Two choices?" Li Xiao couldn't help but become serious, and his intuition told him that his next choice would affect his future fate. Belch...... Anyway, he's dead, is there a future?

The goddess Erya stretched out a white slender jade finger: "One, reincarnate, I will let you cast into a rich family in the next life, you can eat, drink and have fun all your life, degenerate to your heart's content, and cheat your father as much as you want." Second, I will resurrect you, but it is a conditional resurrection, and you will have to work for me for a while after the resurrection, and when you earn enough resurrection fees, the two of us will settle the bill. Now, give your answer. ”

Li Xiao almost didn't hesitate, and made a decisive choice: "I'll choose the second one!" "Just kidding, in the next life, I have a new memory and a new life, is that still him Li Xiao?

The goddess of Erya seemed to have known Li Xiao's answer for a long time, she smiled slightly, raised her hand and snapped her fingers, and then bang, a pile of paper suddenly appeared out of thin air in front of Li Xiao. "Sign the contract if you decide."

Li Xiao grabbed the paper and looked at it, only to see a neat row of large printed characters written on the first page: Employment Contract for Temporary Supernumerary Personnel in the Divine Realm, and there was a line of small print below: Revised, re-ordered, re-ordered, re-ordered, and re-ordered...... Then the Nth power of the version, absolutely no revision, then change the chopping version, chop the left hand and chop the right hand version, and then change the whole family crematorium version.

Li Xiao: "...... Uh, there is still a labor contract in the divine realm? Li Xiao felt that his three views were only scum.

The goddess of Erya looked as a matter of course: "Of course, not only you human beings are improving, but our god clan is also improving, okay, now everything has to be done in accordance with the rules and regulations, and the trouble is dead." Alas, I really envy my last predecessor, who didn't have so much trouble when Jehovah's eldest brother was here. Now there is an end-of-the-century assessment every century, and there is no bonus for failing the assessment, and the immortal industry is getting more and more difficult to mix, and I want to resign and do something else. Oh! By the way, I'll just talk to you about these words, but don't let my boss know, you don't know, our director Fu Xi can be stern......"

Listening to the endless chatter of this rectal goddess, Li Xiao's whole person is Sinopec, the more he listens, the more confused he becomes, and the more he listens, the more he is confused: "The balls are sacks!" What the heck? It's God and the Three Emperors, how did Yahweh get together with Fuxi, your immortal system is too open, there are gods in the East and the West? ”

The second goddess spread her hands: "What's all the fuss about?" In the past, Jehovah's eldest brother and Director Fuxi were both commissioners above, one was in charge of the west and the other was in charge of the east, and people who did a good job naturally were promoted and transferred, who can still guard the one acre and three points of your earth every day, this world is a big drop, Li Xiao. ”

"......" Li Xiao was completely speechless, he decided that he couldn't continue to dwell on this issue, his three views today were broken enough, and there was nothing to break.

Li Xiao opened the labor contract of the gods in his hand, this contract was more than a dozen pages, Li Xiao was too lazy to read it and turned to the last page in one go, only to see the last sentence of the last page read: If the temporary employee violates the above regulations, the sky will thunder and thunder, and he will not die.

Li Xiao: "......" comes from the curse of the gods, why is it so painful.

"How? Have you read it all? Are you signing? Or do you press your mudras? "The goddess smiled with purity and immaculateness.

Li Xiao: "...... Do you have to say such a horrible thing with such an expression? Why do I suddenly feel like a human trafficker? ”

The goddess of Erya smiled disapprerovingly: "Actually, my job is similar to that of a trafficker, so let's press the handprint, come on, Yang Bailao, as long as you press it on the contract, our contract will be signed." ”

"Just press it?" Li Xiao was speechless and pressed the last of the contract, although there was no ink, but his fingerprints were magically printed on the contract.

"Okay, contract signed!" The goddess clapped her hands lightly, and the contract in Li Xiao's hand immediately slammed into a wisp of white smoke and disappeared.

"Well, I say it's working for the gods, what exactly do you do? I'm just a normal person, and I can't save the world. Or will you give me some divine powers? Li Xiao asked expectantly, his eyes were excited little stars.

"Thinking too much, now that the world is so peaceful, why do you need to save it? Superheroes are losing their jobs, okay? "Said the goddess Erya." My job for you is very simple,Our company recently developed a new crossing APP,Although the product is made,But there is no suitable tester,It just so happens that you are an animation nerd,The animation module of the crossing APP is tested by you。 ”

"Crossing...... APP？ Li Xiao had an expression of "you are teaseing me", he felt that the brain circuits of these immortals were really amazing, and he was a mortal who really couldn't keep up. "What are you doing with this?"

The goddess replied as a matter of course: "Play." ”

...... "Li Xiao." Are the gods so idle? ”

Goddess: "Immortals need entertainment too, huh...... Although we are indeed quite idle, but that's not the point, the point is that the plan for this anime module is what I proposed, and my prize money for this century can be all relied on it. ”

"Is it necessary for you to play with the virtual world created by us humans? You're gods, wouldn't it be more fun to create your own real world? Li Xiao asked puzzled.

"The real world is indeed more fun, but what if you die? You don't think that God can do whatever he wants, we must also act in accordance with the rules and regulations, and creating a new world is not child's play, it needs to be approved by the upper layers, and it will cost more than two hundred ...... just to stamp it" The goddess sister began to chatter again.

Li Xiao: "...... "Well, it turns out that the divine realm is also so bureaucratic."

"The new world has been created, we still have to take care of her, take care of her, worry about it every day, for fear that the aborigines will play themselves to death, don't you know, there are many worlds that are played to death by the aborigines themselves, you humans have almost played yourself to death several times, the latest Cuban missile crisis, if I don't intervene, it is estimated that you are all playing live Fallout 4 now......"

"Stop, stop, goddess sister, stop." Li Xiao, this waterfall sweat, he felt as if he had accidentally heard some terrible secret. This goddess sister is not only a rectum, but also a chatterbox, and when the box is opened, it is like bursting beans.

"Okay, I kind of understand, my job is to test this traversal app, right, how do you test it? I didn't learn to code. Li Xiao then asked.

"It's very simple, you just have to travel to the anime world, and then stay in it for a while to see if there are any system vulnerabilities." The goddess of Erya opened her hand, and a mobile phone suddenly appeared out of thin air in her hand.

"Huh? Isn't this my phone? Li Xiao touched his pocket, and sure enough, his mobile phone was gone.

"I've implanted the crossing APP into your mobile phone, this crossing software comes with divine intelligence, it will explain everything for you, you just need to follow the instructions, no need to use your brain in the whole process, fool-like operation." After the second goddess finished speaking, the mobile phone suddenly teleported from her hand to Li Xiao's face, and Li Xiao hurriedly caught the mobile phone. "Now, are there any questions?"

"Uh......" Li Xiao thought for a moment. And one more. ”

"Say." The second girl smiled holy.

Li Xiao asked with a serious expression, "Why are you wearing Asuna's clothes?" ”

The goddess had a "you don't even know this" expression on her face, and said as a matter of course, "Cosplay." ”

Li Xiao: "......"

The goddess who likes cosplay, why did Li Xiao suddenly feel that she was so unreliable in taking this job?