"Ernie sauce~"

"Speak human words! I don't eat this set! Yu Xian rolled his eyes and said in a low voice into the phone.

"Brother, are you really not going home this week?"

"Didn't I say that yesterday? I've got something going on at school this week. Yu Xian poked his head sideways and silently counted the number of people in front of him.

"Can you bear to let me stay overnight at school?" There was a sobbing sound on the phone, but it was a bit fake.

"Jiajia ......"

"Can you bear to let me spend the weekend alone?"

"Can you bear to leave me alone at home, in the company of the night?"

"Jiajia, are you home?" Yu Xian's heart tightened instantly, although the security at home was very good, and Yu Jiajia was not a girl who liked to wander around, but after all, she was her own sister, Yu Xian couldn't help but be a little worried.

"Nope."

"Then what are you talking about?"

"Because I want to know how much my brother likes me~"

“…… Nothing else I'm hanging! Yu Xian didn't wait for a response from the other end of the phone, and directly pressed the red phone icon.

……

"Classmates, the rules of the audition are to sing for one and a half minutes." The girl sitting at the sign-in desk leaned lazily on her seat and fiddled with her mobile phone.

"The registration rules say that you are allowed to use your own instruments."

She glanced at Yu Xian, and when she saw that Yu Xian's appearance was not low, she immediately sat up straight: "Classmate, are you from the school art troupe?" ”

"No, it's not."

"That's right...... Have fun. The girl sighed and shrugged, and pointed to the red cardboard box on the table, "Draw a number." ”

Yu Xian nodded and put his hand into the red cardboard box, he originally wanted to sink his palm into the pile of paper in the cardboard box, but he felt that there were only a handful of pieces of paper in the cardboard box.

"One, two...... Only five? Yu Xian frowned and muttered to himself, he glanced at the sign-in sheet - there were still more than thirty people who had not signed in.

“…… Don't? Yu Xian simply took out a piece of paper, spread out his hand and looked at it, and what he thought in his heart had been confirmed.

"Number 60, what's your name?"

"Yu Xian......" Yu Xian watched the girl write "60" on the back of the column of [Yu Xian], and felt a chill in his heart.

"Okay, what are you doing here?" The girl waved her hand and motioned for Yu Xian to quickly get out of the way.

"Oh oh......" Yu Xian stepped forward a little dejectedly, and when his right foot just stepped into the classroom, he was stunned in place.

In the classroom, a familiar figure stood up from the chair in the middle row and waved his arm to signal Yu Xian to come over.

"Hey, Salted Fish, what are you doing blocking the door?" Suddenly, a large hand was placed on Yu Xian's right shoulder, and at the same time, another familiar voice came from behind him.

"You...... Lee Big Troll! What are you doing here? Yu Xian looked up at the rough face and was shocked.

"Shhhh Xiao Taozi pulled me over, okay, okay, let's go in! Li Dafen shouted and pushed Yu Xian all the way to Xu Tao's seat.

Yu Xian sat down in the seat next to Xu Tao and deliberately joked: "Didn't you say that you want to live a few more years when you listen to me singing?" ”

"Well, how do you talk, who are we with whom?"

Yu Xian smiled and shook his head, knowing that Xu Tao's temperament was poisonous, and his heart was still very good: "I'm with you, you're the big guy." ”

"Okay, big guy, let me tell you something from my heart, I'm here to see you make a fool of yourself. No, I also asked the people in the dormitory to form a group to see you make a fool of yourself. ”

"Ouch, you should decorate less." Li Dafen couldn't stand it anymore, and poked Yu Xian, "To tell the truth, that is, I was called by Xiao Taozi, and I also moved out a large set of nonsense that doesn't make sense, otherwise I would never come today, I decided to work part-time this afternoon last week." ”

"Damn, big troll, you don't give me face so much! If you don't agree with each other, you will shake out my bottom! Xu Tao turned white like Li Dafen, and then turned his head to Yu Xian, "How is it, what song are you going to sing?" By the way, what are your numbers? ”

"I'm going to sing an original song, number......" Yu Xian pulled out the piece of paper he had just drawn.

"Number 60?!" Xu Tao and Li Dafen exclaimed together.

"There are only 60 people participating in the audition here, and you are the finale!" Xu Tao bit the corner of his mouth, and his face was a little bitter.

"It's not that he's too simple!" Li Dafen said coldly.

"What? Does this have anything to do with me? Yu Xian glanced at Li Dafen suspiciously.

"I've seen it all. Just now you were at the sign-in desk, and the girl asked you if you were from the school art troupe? ”

"yes."

"Obviously, this audition must be tilted towards the people of the school art troupe. If you answer 'yes', you'll be given a good number, and you'll even be placed behind a few of the less qualified players. ”

Yu Xian was speechless for a moment. Indeed, when he noticed that the number of pieces of paper in the carton was abnormal, he realized that there must be some small inside story about this game. Now that Li Dafen said a word, Yu Xian could only smile bitterly.

"Not only that, but now you are 'no time, no land, no people'!" Li Dafen shook his big head, pretending to be a master who saw through everything.

"What do you mean? Don't be so mysterious. Yu Xian was stunned when he heard this, completely unaware of what to do.

"You see, you're the last one to play. 60 contestants, it's a few hours before you get on the stage, and the judges, the audience, and all the other things are tired - it's 'no day'; secondly, if you look at the podium in front of you, there is no stand for the microphone, you need two hands to play the guitar, right? So where did you conjure up a third hand to hold the microphone? Finally, if you look at the six judges in front of you, the three teachers are all from the school art troupe. I'm not questioning their level and character, people are emotional animals, and when they meet people they are familiar with, they will definitely unconsciously beautify them subconsciously, that is to say, the people in the school art troupe will definitely score a little higher - this is 'owing people'. ”

After Li Dafen's explanation, Yu Xian's heart suddenly lost his foundation, and he wanted to crush the audience with the famous songs of his previous life, but Li Dafen's words were really reasonable. Yu Xian sighed in his heart, he still thought about this game too simply.

"Ahem." On the podium, a boy wearing a dress emblazoned with the school's student union logo picked up the microphone.

"It's time now, please ...... player No. 1"

"Damn, it's two o'clock, why hasn't that kid Chen Xu come yet? It can't be that you have lost track of time while playing games, right? Li Dafen muttered in his mouth, looked at the door, and was stunned for a moment.

At the doorway, a boy with thick eyes, a mobile phone in both hands, and a white shirt with a reverse face was walking briskly towards the classroom.

"Click!" Chen Xu's right foot stepped into the classroom smoothly, but his left foot slammed on the edge of the door.

In an instant, Chen Xu's body sank, his hands clenched his mobile phone, his body turned sideways in the air three hundred and sixty degrees, and finally with a "bang", his face hit the ground first.

Chen Xu's appearance happened to suppress the host's words, and the host leaned in the direction where Chen Xu was and asked with concern: "Classmate, are you okay?" ”

Before the host's voice fell, Chen Xu suddenly clenched his right fist, knocked his arm out into the air, and shouted: "Cool!" ”

The air was eerily silent for a moment, and a moment later there was laughter. The host also watched embarrassedly as Chen Xu slowly got up and limped towards Yu Xian.

Chen Xu also giggled all the way, watching the "penta kill" (five kills) on the mobile phone screen gradually disappear.

The host watched Chen Xu until he sat down, took a deep breath, and officially announced: "The audition of the 11th Campus Singer Contest of Pengcheng Vocational and Technical College starts now!" Player No. 1 is invited! ”