Chapter 31: Madame, Can I Kill This Bastard?
With Beyonf's song "Like You", Chu Wu was immersed in the memories of lost love and couldn't extricate himself.
Passers-by stopped to watch, and many people were competing to take pictures.
Around the corner of the street, a woman walked slowly.
She wore a plain wrap skirt with a small white suit over it.
Under the skirt, the slender and straight legs were wrapped in a layer of black/silk as thin as cicada wings.
The plump of the woman's chest bulged high, as if to burst the tight bandeau skirt.
The figure can be called a demon.
However, because this woman is wearing large sunglasses that cover half of her face, I can't see her appearance, and I don't know how much I can score.
She was also accompanied by a woman with a relatively ordinary appearance and figure, who looked like a little follower.
"Huh?" The woman walked around the corner and saw that there were many people gathered here, so she came over.
"What is this for?" The woman asked.
A young girl asked her: "You see that man's expression is so funny, and when you look at it, you are out of love." β
The woman glanced up at Chu Wu.
Indeed, although there are many lovelorn men, it is rare to see such a rich lovelorn expression.
One will smile, one will be sad, one will be happy, and one will be depressed.
Of course, the woman knows in her heart that this lovelorn man will probably be immersed in memories and can't extricate himself, and every expression represents a memory.
"Well, it looks like it's still an infatuated species."
Hidden behind his sunglasses, a pair of blue eyes blinked, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
At this time, "Like You" ended and was replaced by Du Dewei's "Take It Off".
This song was once rated as one of the top ten vulgar songs by the people who eat melons on Treasure Island.
Chu Wu was originally immersed in his and Lin Momo's memories, when suddenly Du Dewei's ghostly voice sounded in his ears: "Take off your coat, take off your coat, take off your coat, take off your jacket, take off your top, take off your mask, take off your turtle hair, take it off, take it off, take it off, take it off!" Take off! Take off! Take off! heyyeahγ β
Nima!
Chu Wu immediately came back to his senses.
When I looked up, I saw that a crowd of people in the black was taking pictures of me, and I was startled.
I don't know why.
It's better to run away first!
So, Chu Wu immediately pulled out his legs and ran away.
After running a certain distance, Chu Wu stopped.
He sat down on a bench by the side of the road and rested for a while.
Then I went to the watch store and bought a mechanical watch for five hundred yuan.
Although the Kingdom of the Holy Elves prohibits fourth-class citizens from using communication and networks, it does not prohibit the use of watches, and of course, smart watches are still in the prohibited range.
After looking at the time, Chu Wu was about to go to Fifth Flower Street to find the girl standing on the street.
But the stomach barked out of place.
"Fill your stomach first."
At this time, a smell of meat wafted in the wind.
Chu Wu had a very smart nose, smelled the aroma of meat and came to a roast duck restaurant with the banner 'Authentic Peking Duck'.
"Such a pure Peking duck flavor, even if you are in the south, there is no sense of disobedience at all!"
Chu Wu packed up his emotions and walked over directly.
"Boss, bring me a roast duck." Chu Wudao.
The boss glanced at him, and then said, "Take out your ID card, I'll take a look." β
"I'll go!"
As soon as the boss said this, Chu Wu knew what was going on.
It is also a store that is forbidden to fourth-class citizens.
He looked at the sign in front of the store.
Really.
There is a green sign hanging at the door.
The green sign reads in a very conspicuous position: This store does not sell food to fourth-class citizens.
"!" Chu Wu was a little annoyed: "Hey, boss, why don't you sell roast duck to fourth-class citizens?" Are you making too much money? β
The boss spread his hands: "It's not that I want to join, it's the green card that the government gave me, what can I do?" β
Chu Wu glanced around, then lowered his voice and said, "Boss, secretly sell me a roast duck, and I'll give you five more yuan." β
"No, little brother." The boss pointed to the camera: "It's all monitored." β
"There really can't be helped?"
The boss spread his hands.
"What a queen, the full name should be female neuropathy is a bastard!" Chu Wu touched his chin with his hand, and said to himself: "You can't say that, Queen, there should be no eggs, right?" β
As soon as the words fell, a passing woman stumbled and almost didn't fall.
It's the little follower of the hot girl in sunglasses just now.
The attendant was furious.
"You are so presumptuous! Unexpectedly, it was said that the queen had no eggs! "The little attendant is angry.
Chu Wu blinked: "Huh? Am I not right? According to you, Queen, there are eggs? β
Ahem!
The attendant almost didn't vomit blood.
I was tricked!
"You, you presumptuous!" She picked up her phone and prepared to make a call.
At this time, a voice suddenly sounded: "Xiaocui, this is a trivial matter, don't call the police." β
It was the woman with sunglasses and a bewitching figure who spoke.
"Madam, I'm not calling the police, I'm calling to inform you...... Ah, yes, I was trying to call the police. What is the alarm number? β
Chu Wu looked suspicious: "I said, Miss Cui, you are fine, right?" β
"You're the problem!"
At this time, the woman in sunglasses glanced at the roast duck restaurant, and then said, "Do you want to eat Peking duck?" β
"yes. Damn woman..."
In the end, Chu Wu did not say the word 'king'.
He sighed and shook his head: "Forget it, you won't die if you don't eat." β
Chu Wu shook his head and prepared to leave.
"I can buy it for you, but you're going to pay me ten times the price." The woman in sunglasses suddenly said lightly.
I rub!
What a black heart.
However, Chu Wu was unable to resist the temptation in the end and became a captive of the food.
Ten times the price, a roast duck is 25 yuan, ten times, that is, 250.
After Chu Wu gave 250 yuan to the woman in sunglasses, he suddenly realized that this price was a bit unlucky.
"I said, beauty, don't you want to say that I'm worth 250, right?"
"Isn't it?" The woman in sunglasses paused and waved her hand: "Goodbye, Mr. 250." Oh, probably not again. β
With that, the girl in sunglasses and her little henchman left.
Chu Wu saluted the woman in sunglasses with a middle finger in return, but this scene was seen by the little follower who looked back.
can make the little follower angry.
"Ma'am, can I kill this bastard? He, he's blasphemous! According to the laws of the kingdom, they should be sent to the Snow Blue Orchard to feed the beasts! Xiao Gen exhaled.
The woman in sunglasses smiled: "Forget it, I read the yellow calendar today, and it is not appropriate to kill." Just take his luck when he's gone. β
"Okay." The little follower paused, and said depressedly: "Madam, can you change my name, although it is a temporary pseudonym, but 'Xiaocui' is also ugly." β
"We'll talk about it tomorrow."
"Okay." The little follower paused, and then said: "Actually, Madame can take off her sunglasses, Master Zilan's disguise technique is very powerful." β
"There's nothing wrong with being cautious."
"Yes."
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On the other side, Chu Wu found a vacant lot, and after nibbling on the chicken legs, he went to the Fifth Flower Street.
But that massage parlor turned out to be closed!
Chu Wu asked the other street girls, but they didn't know the contact information of the street girls.
"I'll go! This is a miscalculation. β
It was very late, and there was no way, so Chu Wu had to go back to the hospital first.
On the way back, when he took a shortcut and passed by a remote area, he suddenly bumped into several men surrounding a woman.