Chapter 289: Steady Profit and No Loss
"Ah Hang, do you like your female colleague named Xu Ying very much?" That night, after they were done, Lin Xinrui grabbed a few stubbles on Su Hang's chin and asked, "So, you saw her jealous with that newcomer?" ”
"Anyway, I feel very unhappy. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info" Su Hang stroked Lin Xinrui's hair and said, "If it's a guy who is better than me, forget it, I admit it, it's a big deal to come back and continue to work hard." But...... Such a rookie, with the breath of a weak person all over his body, this kind of person has taken my place, and the thief who gets along with them is happy, a ......"
Su Hang thought for a while and continued: "In a better situation without me, how can I not be angry?" ”
"So, maybe people are more likable than you? Character. Lin Xinrui leaned on his chest and said, "You also know that your personality is sometimes very awkward, losing your temper like a child, and acting willfully and recklessly without listening to others' dissuasion." ”
Su Hang shrugged: "Okay, I admit it." I actually knew how to make people like me, but I felt ...... after I became an agent It doesn't matter how I live today, if I don't have a good time, I can go back to the past, so I'm just a little more willful, can't I? ”
Speaking of this, Su Hang looked at Lin Xinrui and teased: "However, at least there are still people who like me, right?" ”
"Who likes you, stinky and shameless." Lin Xinrui glanced at him and said a little angrily, and turned around. Su Hang stuck to her from behind, kissed the back of her neck and smiled: "I don't like it yet, I'm the ...... here and here."
"Hmph, it's only once, because I promised you to use it before." Lin Xinrui snorted.
"Are you uncomfortable? Obviously, I took the initiative to cooperate with me, and I was very excited. Su Hang teased.
"No, it's not comfortable at all, it's uncomfortable to death." Lin Xinrui didn't have a good airway.
"Okay, good, hard work." Su Hang kissed her lightly on the cheek.
"It's good to know, there's a reward for your good performance in the future." Lin Xinrui smiled, then yawned and said, "I'm a little sleepy, so I'll sleep first." Don't wake me up tomorrow, I don't have classes in the morning......"
"Where's breakfast?" Su Hang continued to kiss her beautiful shoulder and asked, wrapping his hands around her soft breasts again.
"No, I won't eat...... It's so itchy, don't make a fuss, I'll give it to you three times. Lin Xinrui struggled weakly and muttered.
Seeing this, Su Hang had no choice but to sleep with him. However, running around abroad for more than a month made his biological clock a little chaotic, and he woke up at about eight o'clock in the morning, and then he couldn't sleep.
He couldn't bear to wake up Lin Xinrui, who was sleeping soundly next to him, so he kissed her lightly on the face, and then got up from the bed. Xu Mu didn't get up at this time, her habit was to sleep until at least ten o'clock. Su Hang, who had nothing to do, simply came to the monitoring bureau and prepared to report the situation to his superiors, to be precise, to put forward his "wishes".
"Sister Yun." Su Hang came all the way to B1's office, and then greeted Jiang Yun, "I hope I didn't make too much trouble for you yesterday, I just saw that they seemed to be very tricky, so I couldn't help but help." ”
"Alas, let's not mention it, it's much more troublesome than the mess you caused before, not to mention that if you don't make a move, it's even more troublesome, so turn the page on this matter." Jiang Yun waved his hand and said distressedly, "But I heard that your relationship with Ying'er is a bit stiff now, has she explained to you the detailed reasons for replacing you with a new person?" ”
"Explained." Su Hang replied lazily, "It's probably that although I'm powerful, I'm not likable." ”
"No, you kid is really ......" Jiang Yun covered his forehead and sighed, "To use a simple analogy, your upgrade speed is too fast, much faster than Ying'er and them, and now when you are with them, even if they don't do anything, you can complete the task, which goes against the purpose of setting up a squad." The Directorate's financial situation is tight and it must be put to good use. ”
"So, you're finally going to let me do some advanced tasks that match my abilities?" Su Hang joked, "I thought that the upper echelons had always distrusted me and were unwilling to give me those important tasks, what made them change their minds?" ”
"Those old foxes are always ......like this," Jiang Yun sighed and said, "When you said you were going abroad, I was actually a little puzzled, and I didn't understand why they would let you out." Because you know, they were actually worried that you would commit treason, and yet they agreed. At that time, I thought that I might be afraid that you would be involved in the monitoring bureau. ”
Su Hang seemed to understand something, and he asked with a smile: "When I was abroad, I was actually always curious about why Yu Bocheng always found me. Also, why did even the local monitoring bureau send someone to assassinate me in the end? Could it be that someone has betrayed my position? I couldn't figure out who would always know where I was. Sister Yun, do you know anything? ”
"Actually......" Jiang Yun said helplessly, "I think so too, I think they somehow implanted a tracker in your body, and then reported your location to the local monitoring bureau." As for the opportunity to implant a tracker, there are so many that you may have ...... it when you did muscle training at the Monitoring Bureau in the beginning."
"Is that really the case?" Su Hang sneered, "Let the foreign monitoring bureaus be my enemies, so that I will naturally not be co-opted by them." I have to say that these old guys are very smart, and they have the style of our Huaxia officials. ”
As he spoke, Su Hang waved his hand: "Anyway, write down this account first, don't talk about it now." ”
Immediately, Su Hang sat down opposite Jiang Yun, "Sister Yun, I trust you." Now that the old foxes are willing to give me access to the more classified missions, I'd like you to arrange a plan for the capture of the tyrant Caesar. ”
"What?" Jiang Yun frowned, "Impossible, let alone us, no country's monitoring bureau will take the initiative to provoke the tyrant Caesar." As long as we can make sure that he doesn't get into trouble in our country, we're satisfied. If he is provoked, he may even single-handedly destroy a country's monitoring bureau......"
"I know, I know." Su Hang raised his hand and interrupted Jiang Yun, "I know very well that you will not participate in this plan, so what I ask is that you provide me with this opportunity." Tell me where the tyrant is, arrange a meeting with the tyrant, and I'll deal with the tyrant Caesar personally. If you succeed, the honor belongs to you, and if you fail, I will bear the responsibility myself. ”
Su Hang smiled brightly: "Sounds pretty good, right?" If you win, yours will lose, and if you lose, it will be mine. ”
"Why?" Jiang Yun asked puzzledly, "Ah Hang, are you playing a little temper?" Because you were kicked out of the squad? How can I say that you can believe that this is for your own good? Ying'er, they also had to obey the arrangements of their superiors. ”
"Look at my expression and tell me, am I playing a tantrum?" Su Hang grinned.
"I think it's like that." Jiang Yun frowned and said, "You know what? When you first arrived, you always looked like you didn't care about anything, even your own life, because you didn't find any hope of living, your hope existed in the past. But then your mental condition improved, and I could see that you weren't as eager to go back to the old days as you were at the beginning, so what was it that made you go back to being like this? This one...... What like you don't care about anything? Is it because you feel betrayed? ”
Su Hang pondered for a while, and asked tentatively, "Absolute confidence in your own strength?" ”
"Faith?" Jiang Yun asked with some surprise, "Meaning, do you think you can defeat the tyrant now?" ”
"I'm not 100% sure, I mean, that guy is the tyrant Caesar, the first person to act as an agent. It would be presumptuous to say that he could defeat him. Su Hang shrugged his shoulders, "It's about five or five, both sides have a chance." But I'm pretty sure Caesar can't kill me, he can't kill me if I want to escape. ”
Jiang Yun looked at the expression on Su Hang's face carefully, as if he wanted to confirm whether he was serious. However, in the end, she didn't notice anything wrong, so she sighed and said, "Why are you suddenly sure?" ”
"Because, I haven't been out to play or run away for more than a month." Su Hang smiled and said, "Oh, please, Sister Yun, you know who I am." Am I like the kind of person who would flee for his life in the face of a powerful enemy? No way? In the end, it was me and not Yu Bocheng who came back alive, do you think it's a coincidence? No, it's an inevitable consequence. ”
As he spoke, Su Hang moved closer to Jiang Yun, held his chin on the table and smiled, "How is it, Sister Yun, do you want to witness this miracle?" Do you want to see the moment when Caesar, the most powerful agent in all generations, was killed? You have a 50% chance of taking the honour and it's a no-lose gamble. ”
Jiang Yun gritted his teeth and groaned, and after a while he said, "I'll think about it." ”
"Okay, hurry up." Su Hang replied with a smile, "If you really can't find a tyrant, I'm willing to try Charles, the King of Cards, and don't wait until I change my mind." ”
"Think about it again." Jiang Yun sighed and said, "I know you have a lot of confidence in yourself, but the strength of the tyrant Caesar is far more than what you experienced last time, three days, let's think about it for three days, okay?" ”
"Ugh." Su Hang rolled his eyes, but he could only compromise first, "Okay, three days." ”
In fact, Su Hang is indeed not sure that he can kill the tyrant Caesar now, but he is sure that he will not be killed by Caesar. That's why he needed this operation against Caesar, not to defeat Caesar, but to send a message to the monitoring bureaus and agents of the whole world: I'm as hard to mess with as Caesar, don't bother me if you don't have that ability.
Of course, this matter can't actually be told to the upper echelons of the Monitoring Bureau, because this matter is really not beneficial to the Monitoring Bureau, and only Su Hang can get the benefits. Therefore, he didn't plan to defeat Caesar, but just sent a message to the world, and at the same time, it was also a test of his own strength, to test whether he could be called a "strong man".
However, Su Hang did not deny that he had thought about the situation of solving Caesar in this battle, although he himself knew that this matter was basically no fun, but luck and opportunity were always difficult to say. And if he really kills the tyrant Caesar and takes the other party's time-flowing sands for himself, the next target is Pai Wang......
"It's been a long time since I've been to the Monitoring Bureau, let's go say hello to everyone, and there's a new Overlord Pizza in the cafeteria, I think you might be interested." Jiang Yun smiled reluctantly at Su Hang.
"Overlord Pizza?" Su Hang raised his eyebrows, "Sounds good, is it similar to a Big Mac?" ”
"You'll figure it out for yourself." Jiang Yun smiled and said, "I think it's pretty good." ”
So, Su Hang came to the cafeteria, I don't know if it was his delusion, although the people from the monitoring bureau still had a trace of admiration when they looked at him, but it seemed that there was a little more fear in it, and the word "awe" could not be more appropriate.
Su Hang had always cared not very much about the opinions of the other people in the monitoring bureau, so he ignored everyone and went to the cafeteria alone. It was already past eight o'clock, so there were very few people here for breakfast.
"Overlord pizza won't be available until noon and evening, and it's not sold in the morning." The cafeteria master frowned.
"Please, Master, for the sake of the face of the stinky fart king I once defeated in the United States, okay?" Su Hang clasped his hands together and smiled, the canteen master was stunned, and then looked at Su Hang carefully, and then said, "Oh, it's you, little brother!" I just feel familiar! Okay, if it's you, it's good to open up the net! ”
"Oops, thank you, thank you." Su Hang couldn't help but say happily, the canteen master asked while instructing the kitchen to start preparing: "By the way, where have you been during this time, it seems that I haven't seen you here for a long time?" ”
"Secret training." Su Hang smiled mysteriously, "You'll understand after a while." ”
"Hmph, it's still as mysterious, arrogant lone wolf as ever, huh?" The canteen master hugged his arms and smiled, "A man should really be like this, cold and arrogant, so that he can have the demeanor of a hero." ”
"Oh? Master, you're very good. Su Hang frowned and teased with a smile.
"That is, every man has a heroic dream in his heart." The canteen master said and chatted with Su Hang. And Su Hang never thought that the entire monitoring bureau branch could talk to him the most was actually this fifty-year-old uncle in the canteen.
"Alright, your Overlord Pizza is here!" The cafeteria chef laughed, and the two of them worked together to carry the pizza out.
This pizza is about twenty-four inches in size, and it is definitely a Big Mac, but it is not that simple, the pizza is roughly divided into six parts, each part has a different filling, part is anchovies, part is fruit, and some is beef and sausage, as if six kinds of pizza are put together to become a Big Mac pizza.