Chapter 73: Autumn Mt. Five Consecutive Hairpins

Brother Sledgehammer parked his horse, hung up the P gear, pulled the handbrake, picked up the war hammer, and dismounted to start the battle.

General Huang Honghuang, the great revolutionary mentor, chairman of the Actors Working Committee of the China Television Artists Association, and a major general of the army, once said: 80 sledgehammers, 40 small hammers, and 100 huge war hammers, and a tube of blood will be lost in seconds.

The elven clan with thin skin and little blood is as fragile as a lazy sheep with no ability to resist in front of Brother Sledgehammer, even if you are a pleasant goat and a gray wolf.

Hammer, hammer, my pride and indulgence, no matter the changes of the world or the vicissitudes of life, Brother Sledgehammer's weapon is still a hammer, a huge and exaggerated hammer!

The watchman was dizzy, and reached out to rub the roaring head. Who am I? Where am I? What just happened? How did you get here?

Oh yes, I was sent flying by a human!

I grass! Humble human beings, dare to beat Lao Tzu, see if I don't kill him!

The watchman was furious and tried to get up, but his head hurt so much, he felt as if he had been hit by a speeding masalati, and his skeleton was about to fall apart.

What the hell is that damn human, a monster with so much power.

The watchman was still cursing, and when he raised his eyes, he saw that the damned human had smashed an elven warrior to the ground with a hammer, and a large living person turned into a can in front of his eyes in an instant.

My mother-in-law, fourth uncle and grandmother, that's heavy armor, the top full-body plate armor. Even the ogre's mace can defend against the full-body plate armor is smashed flat?

I'm going to kill this kind of person? I'm thankful that this kind of person doesn't kill me.

The top armor of the elven clan was useless at all, and the heavy armor was deflated in an instant under the attack of the hammer.

Is this still a human? You're not so fierce than the beast! Are you humans so cruel?

If the watchman didn't have a strong psychological quality, he would be scared to pee, and his mind looped the bloody footage of the elven warrior from 3D HD uncensored to 2D full of mosaics.

The elven warrior vomited blood from his mouth, and his liver came out.

Weren't humans a nether race before? When did it become so awesome? The angel clan was not unjustly destroyed, it was too terrible, it could only be outwitted, not invincible.

The soldiers are treacherous, and they go to the army to plot, thirty-six plans, and the first plan is to retreat.

The watcher got up and tried to run, when a huge warhammer crossed his eyes, taking all his sight.

I rub it, not that goods, not that goods, not that goods......

I'll it, it's really that face, aren't you behind me? Why did you come here, you can still teleport.

Brother Sledgehammer looked at the watchman with a serious face.

"Boy, look at your armor is so fancy, you should be an official, what kind of cadre are you, report to the official position, I can receive a reward from above."

The watchman's heart, broken like dumpling filling.

Is this armor just fancy? This is the perfect armor he spent a lot of money to build, this glyph is all art, this defense is one level higher than the defense of plate armor, even if it is ......

Forget it, I can't bear the pervert of meeting the human race......

Report to the official position to receive a reward? It's going to kill me, no, I can't let him know I'm the commander, or I'm going to die.

β€œmay i help youοΌŸβ€

Brother Sledgehammer was stunned, I wiped, said bird language? Although I don't read much, I am also a person who has received nine years of compulsory education.

"Yes, that's fine."

The watchman looked confused, "Oh my boy, is that elf in your words?" You can also speak Elf!

And your pronunciation, is it really not good, what does the latter sentence mean?

β€œwhatοΌŸβ€

"I say I want your life!"

The watchman understood, the front was 'I said' in Elvish, and the second was the lingua franca, and he wanted my life!

Fuck it, strike first, hit it later, Starlight!

Starlight, which is an advanced skill similar to Warrior Charge.

The watchman forced his way out clinging to the ground, and a starlight slammed into an ant, and a huge explosion knocked out the nest of ants deep underground.

Ants don't blink to death, what are you doing with a big trick to hit me? Lao Tzu just came out to find food, as for the big move!

With a successful blow, the watchman got up and ran.

The onlookers around looked at the running watchman in shock, looking confused.

"Is this a big move? There's no one there, what is he running for? No blood? I'm grass, there's a sledgehammer brother behind him, stop him! A human mage began chanting ice magic, ready to slow down the watcher.

Nima...... Isn't this the watcher of the elves?

I ...... grass Why did he run to me! Don't kill me, uncle! I'm still a virgin!

Wait, who's the one in the back?

That is, that's General Sledgehammer.

Ya, this is not for me, this is being chased by General Sledgehammer?

The Terrans are really awesome! The elves are a ball! ”

A fox warrior had already changed the script three times in a minute.

"Legion Commander, what is this doing? Even Starlight? Short? What are you running? ”

An elven warrior was about to step forward to ask, when he heard the watchman roar:

"Get the out of the way, get out of the way!"

"What? What's wrong with this? ”

Before the elven warrior could figure it out, a human general suddenly chased after him from behind, and with a blow in his hand, he directly knocked the elven warrior's head flying.

"I'll go, I'll fly?

I'll go, Legion Commander, I'll catch up with you. ”

The watcher didn't even look at it, instinctively turned around and struck the elven warrior back on the head with a blow.

"I'll rub, Legion Commander, what are you doing beating me.

I rub it, this headless corpse is so familiar, why is this white streamer so similar to mine!

I rub it, it looks like it's me!

My white streamers, the blood is sprayed, my white streamers are blind, I'm so angry, I'm angry! Well, the gas is 'dead'. ”

In the chaotic battlefield, in the middle of the army, the commander of the elven race ran in front, and the commander of the human race chased behind.

The watchman is like a loach, hiding in Tibet, making a circle on the left and a bend on the right, avoiding all the attacks of the Terrans.

Brother Sledgehammer is like a tank, he kills people as soon as he walks by, and there is no one left of all the elves who stand in the way, and there is no forgiveness for killing! Go all the way, kill all the way.

That bloody and violent scene, the anti-Japanese drama didn't dare to act like this, and the Indian third brother didn't dare to shoot like this.

The watchman hides in Tibet, and Brother Sledgehammer chases and kills all the way. This scene is like a classical Chinese folk song, where the mountain road has eighteen bends, where the waterway is all blocked, where the fools are lined up, where the corpses are strung together, hammer and hammer, my pride and indulgence......

The watchman simply ran all the way from the Terran position and escaped from the battlefield, his eyes were the elven clan's main formation, and he escaped and was saved.

Brother Sledgehammer killed him in the center of the battlefield, and the one who stood in the way died, and behind him were countless elven corpses, One Road.

"Despicable human, I have returned to my home formation, how can you still bear me, if you have the ability, you continue to chase, my countless elven men will use bows and arrows to teach you how to be a new man."

The watchman began to pretend, and for the rest of his life, he swelled.

Brother Sledgehammer is not used to him at all, what about the range of the bow and arrow, he cares about this?

One dodge followed the other by a charge, and Brother Sledgehammer completely ignored the shock of the elves, rushed in front of the watchman, and went up with a big flying foot to kick the watcher to the ground.

"Aren't you running, you keep running, and you talk to me about birds, you can't die."

Warhammer raised high, 80, 80, 80, 80......

Countless elves watched as their legion leader was right in front of their eyes, smashed into meatloaf by a human hammer, and they couldn't die anymore.

Brother Sledgehammer's eyes are terrifying, like a demon from hell, and the elves are so afraid that they even forget to open their bows.

Brother Sledgehammer looked at the elven clan with contempt, and pretended to drop a line:

"Last night I lost to an AE86 in Akinayama, he used inertia to drift through the corner, he was very fast, I only saw a tofu shop sign, you know? If you know who he is, please tell his family: he even led the car into the ditch. ”

Brother Sledgehammer kicked the shattered armor into the ditch by the roadside, and turned away in style.