Chapter 311: Fatter than a Big Fat Sheep
Went home with the Hokage's assistant, and when he went to bed at night, Yan Feng looked at Mikoto who still looked cold, and flattered him about wanting to reduce the Uchiha's guilt, and then hugged Mikoto and coaxed her "wife" sentence by sentence, which finally made Mikoto's face soothe a little.
After sitting in the village for a few days, Yan Feng set off to find Tsunade.
Konoha had such a major event as the Uchiha coup, and Shizune had also asked the slug before, so he also had a rough direction about the whereabouts of the two Tsunade. What's more, Tsunade still has the "reputation" of "Big Fat Sheep", and it is not difficult to find her.
It's just that Yan Feng has a headache, how to persuade her to succeed the fifth Hokage?
In the original book, it was after Orochimaru destroyed Konoha that a series of events occurred that made her return to Konoha as the Hokage. It's five years ahead of the original.
Lying in the purple air mass that broke through the air, Yan Feng rubbed Junxiu's cheeks vigorously with both hands, and he was helpless.
Within a few days, Tsunade was found.
Her Royal Highness the Princess was gambling at the time, and Yan Feng stood at the door quietly, watching her lose haughtily.
Shizune stood behind her, either shaking her head or sighing, holding a little pig guinea with a beaded chain around her neck in her arms.
Before leaving, the gambling house and the group bowed in unison, looking forward to it from the bottom of their hearts, "Please come more!" β
Tsunade didn't care about the lost money, and said with a smile, "It must be." β
"Stinky boy!" Turning around to leave, Tsunade shouted in surprise when he saw Yan Feng waving at the door.
"Her Royal Highness the princess is still bright and beautiful, and her silent face is still so pure!" Yan Feng said with a smile.
Mute hehe smiled.
When he came out of the gambling house and saw the twilight, Tsunade naturally wanted to go to the liquor house to have a drink.
"Your Royal Highness Princess, you should spend almost all the money if you lose so much, right?" Yan Feng has been away from the village for more than eight years, and it is expected that Wanguan's family fortune should be almost defeated.
Tsunade laughed and said, "Money is something outside of the body, so I didn't pay much attention to how much was left." β
Mute whispered to Yan Feng, "I've already started to go into debt." β
Really!
Yan Feng pursed his lips, gave a thumbs up to Chong Gang and said, "Heroic!" β
When I arrived at the sake house, I chose a private room in the back.
The boss served the food and drinks. Cuisine is the most expensive dish, and wine is the most mellow wine. After all, it was Yan Feng who invited him, so Tsunade naturally wouldn't be polite. In front of the little pig and guinea porpoise, a meal was also put in.
"How much alcohol is the stinky boy doing now?" Tsunade took off his green coat, which was a gray sleeveless top, revealing two arms that were as smooth as jade, and the green pendant that never left his white neck hung from his magnificent chest.
"Although it is still not as good as Her Royal Highness the Princess, it is not shallow. Let's drink some mute, too. Yan Feng glanced meaningfully at the pendant and poured a glass of wine for both Tsunade and Shizune.
"There is growth! You can't cultivate a silent amount of alcohol. Tsunade picked up his glass, drank it all, and poured himself the bottle.
Yan Feng also drank it all, tasted a piece of barbecue and sauce radish, frowned slightly and said, "Such an expensive dish, the taste is really not hot, far inferior to Xiaohuya's craftsmanship!" β
Tsunade chewed on the dried fish and said vaguely, "It's a pity that you didn't bring the Itachi with you." β
Yan Feng said without abduction, "Her Royal Highness the princess will go back to the village with me, it's not a pity." I'll let Xiaohuya cook for you differently. β
Tsunade picked up his glass, snorted and said, "Stinky boy, let's get down to business, don't beat around the bush." β
Yan Feng stared at her amber eyes and said with a smile, "So Her Royal Highness the princess is the material for the Hokage, clever!" Then he talked about the Konoha turmoil and the Hokage.
The coup d'Γ©tat turned out to be such a big mess, and even the three generations of Hokage... Will Tsunade-sama agree to be the fifth Hokage?
Shizune was startled, put down his glass, and stared at Tsunade, waiting for her answer, and even the little pig stopped his mouth buried in the bowl.
Tsunade frowned slightly, then took out a deck of cards from his gray shirt, pouted and said, "I also heard about the third generation." Speaking of the five generations of Hokage, there is no one in the village who is more suitable than you. Chose me as Hokage, that's your idea, right? Since the stinky boy is here in person, let's take a gamble! If you win, I'll be the Hokage, how about it? As he spoke, his white fingers with red nail polish began to shuffle and deal cards.
Yan Feng, who was originally deeply troubled by how to persuade Tsunade, was suddenly stunned: So easy? Isn't the 'big fat sheep' who will lose every gamble to agree?
Shizune persuaded, "Tsunade-sama, how can such a solemn matter be decided by gambling?" β
"Mute!" Yan Feng glared at her, moved the dish to the side, and said happily, "I don't want to develop meat balls." Her Royal Highness the princess really gives face. β
Tsunade chuckled noncommittally, and Jade reached out to pick up his cards.
Yan Feng also picked up the cards, opened them one by one, and then couldn't laugh.
Tsunade snorted confidently, opened the cards on the table, and smiled confidently.
Yan Feng was dumbfounded, and muttered in disbelief: I will actually lose, lose in a mess...
Tsunade took a drink from his glass, then leaned back in his chair, reminisced sadly, sighed, and said, "I will only win if something bad happens." Stinky boy, see? This is a bad thing. Idiots want to be Hokage! Three or four generations put their lives into it for the sake of the village. Let me tell you, life is not the same as money, and it cannot be given away easily. β
Yan Feng knew the law of her gambling luck, and laughed at herself in her heart: What does this mean? Will my gambling luck be fatter than the big fat sheep? Even Her Royal Highness the Princess can easily crush me!
But I also knew that Tsunade's words were just prevarication, scratching his head, and he said unrelentingly, "Just like the book I said I would write before, I am now enough to shake the world!" Your Royal Highness Princess, with me guarding you, who can put your life in danger? And I also have a blueprint for building Konoha into an international ninja village, and there will be eating, drinking, and having fun in the future, such as the Kamai snake soup in the country of Kawano, the liquor elixir in the country of thunder, and all kinds of seafood in the land of water... Gambling houses are also indispensable. Wouldn't Her Royal Highness the princess consider trying these five great ninja villages, what is it like to be the first alliance leader throughout the ages? β
Shizune's big eyes lit up, her innocent face was full of interest, and she asked suspiciously, "Will the other ninja villages succumb to Konoha?" Can this vision really be realized? The first generation of adults never did it! β
Although Tsunade was also interested in this blueprint, he still said with interest, "No matter what the hell this is, the stinky boy is still willing to gamble and lose, but I have given you enough face." If it's someone else, huh..."
Yan Feng saw that Tsunade was reluctant to live or die, and in desperation, he hesitated for a moment, but still had the courage to say it, "Actually, I also know that Her Royal Highness the princess is so repulsive to the Hokage, just because..."
Tsunade was dumbfounded, and interrupted in a cold voice, "Stinky boy still wants to lecture me?" Don't say these boring words, drink! β
That night, Yan Feng got drunk in worry, but fortunately, there was a margin for silence and carried him back to the inn.
And Tsunade, who strongly refused to be the fifth Hokage, was sitting alone on the roof, clothed in the glow of a hooked moon, quietly thinking about the rope tree and the broken memories, drinking a bottle of wine in his hand, burying his proud head in his legs, his body trembling and sobbing softly.
The next day, the three of them went to a place of interest and drank again in the evening.
It's just that this time Yan Feng suggested packing the wine and food back to the inn, so as to save the trouble of being drunk and mute.
So, at the instigation of Yan Feng's bad intentions, Mute drank unconscious, and Tsunade was also drunk by Yan Feng, who secretly used his feet to play the drunken effect and had been eight or nine points drunk.
Yan Feng carried Shizune back to her guest room, smiled when she returned, and hugged Tsunade onto her tatami mat.