Chapter 115: Trash Talker

In the first game after the Spring Festival, they faced the Western powerhouse Spurs away, which was also the second time that the Bulls played against the Spurs this season. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The last time the contest was more than two months ago, when the Bulls lost 108-115. As the top of the Western Conference standings and a regular in the Finals, the Spurs' strength should not be underestimated. The star of the game, Changs Kidd, is also a leader with excellent organizational skills.

After the All-Star break, the Spurs' roster was strengthened, trading the powerful big center Thomas Teague from China's CBA free agent market.

Speaking of this big black player with a height of 2.17 meters, I have to introduce his "glorious" history.

Thomas Teague entered the league as the champion in 2031, this person has coquettish steps, soft hands, exceptionally accurate rebounding judgments, and is especially good at a beautiful hot pot hat, nicknamed "Little Dream".

"Little Dream", who just entered the league and played for the Timberwolves, made a lot of fame in his first season, winning the reputation of the best rookie of the year and the regular season rebounding king.

With an average of 18 points and 12 rebounds per game, there were vague signs of surpassing O'Neal Jr., the league's best big center at the time.

This guy's skills may be as good as those of big dreams, but his style of play is obviously much worse than that of Hakim Olajuwon. In the Northeast dialect, it is particularly depressing, the mouth is very damaged, and it is easy to flutter, and it is impossible to find its position when it floats.

After just two years of playing for the Timberwolves, he and the team leader at the time, Powell, had a fierce fight because of the ball problem. Naturally, the club could not compromise with this second-year rookie, and the old boy had a very good idea, and began to play tricks in the game without work.

In the third year, the helpless Timberwolves had no choice but to sell him to seventy-six people for a high price. has been the boss for two years, although the data of this product has come to 20 plus, but it has made a lot of success and more than enough failures "Duwang" and "Spray Emperor", two great titles. Because of his selfishness and brainlessness, the Seventy-Six also had to go around looking for a deal.

Due to Teague's "great name", he finally came to the CBA willfully all the way. There are few opponents in China's professional leagues, and they are simply killers, and their average points per game are even more than Yi Yang's in the NBA.

After more than a year of CBA "exile" career, the true character of the only king has disappeared a lot, and Teague, who has been almost transformed, came to the arms of the Spurs in a low-key manner.

Teague, who joined after the All-Star break, has obviously matured a lot, and he has cooperated well with the old Paul, and the personal ability of "Spray Emperor" has been fully reflected. Crushing his opponents with absolute dominance in two games, and his double-double record of scoring and rebounding allowed him to gain a firm foothold in the Spurs.

"Guys, pay attention to the other party's Thomas, don't be irritated by this guy's language, he is especially good at who he catches and sprays whom, he doesn't care what kind of character you are, even LeBron Jr. has never let go. Spray on the field, spray off the field, as long as he is targeted, ensure that you are sprayed without complete skin. ”

In the locker room, head coach Rose instructed his players with a cautious face, for fear that everyone would not take it seriously and ignore this potential opponent.

"His trash talk has reached the level of a master, and he never says too straightforward swear words, but the vague meaning is that it is better to scold the opponent directly. Even the referees can't do anything about him, everyone, if you don't have that calm endurance, it's better to stay away from his stinky mouth. ”

Yi Yang is not very familiar with such a "tough" Teague, he has only joined the league for less than two years, and when he came, this guy had already gone to the CBA. However, the head coach's advice was still listened to carefully, and if you want to spray, you can spray it, but it's a big deal that Lao Tzu stuffs chicken feathers in his ears, and he can't hear it.

There's no disgusting saliva like "bitch", "shit, fuck, pussy, cock", maybe it sounds funny. The curious Yi Yang even had a faint expectation in his heart, what kind of tricks this guy would spew.

He didn't know that Teague, who was playing at home, had already made this rookie who was famous in the league a priority target for tonight's game.

"Hey! Man, are you the legendary Young? Oh, my God! You look like the I had last night. Oh! Sorry, please forgive me for swearing. Rest assured, I'm not a perverted shit-stirring Lawson, my sexuality is normal. ”

"Hey! Boy, please try to stay away from me when I go to the basket, I don't want to beat you up like a baby and cry, or sit in a wheelchair for the rest of your life and eat liquids! ”

"Man, do you have any kids? Damn it! How could I ask such a stupid question, so do you have a girlfriend? I don't know what your Orientals' sexual prowess are, but I hope that in the competition, you can show the same strength as I did against the girls. ”

"That's right, buddy. Maybe you don't know me, but to be honest, I really don't understand how a yellow chocolate like you can shine in the league? It's true that your muscles look strong, but it's better to have a facelift. ”

Saying this, Teague embarrassedly hid his long black face with a dark smile, "I'm really sorry, sir, I can't help but want to laugh, you do look like the woman I yesterday, really!" I swear to God that honest Thomas never lies! Hee-hee... Hahaha..."

Nima! Looking at the players beside him or the enemies of the other side, they all held back a smile with a straight face, Yi Yang's heart couldn't help but want to scold.

Your grandma's feet! Is this a master of trash talk? Squirting Emperor? I look like he came out of a psychiatric hospital in Bei'an! From the greeting of the two teams to the halffield, which is only less than a dozen meters away, this gushing stinky mouth has emitted so much garbage.

I really admired his imagination and ability to organize language, and in just over a minute, this guy who was like a river of mouths actually spewed out such a fierce artillery fire at himself. When you get to the arena, you may not be able to say how many embarrassing words will pour out of that black hole-like mouth.

It's no wonder that Coach Ross repeatedly emphasizes the power of this guy, and it seems that he really underestimates others. Calm down! Be calm, it's obviously unwise to be provoked by this pesky species. Just let him fart, yes, he's fart!

"Man, what are you thinking? It's about to start bouncing! Which soft egg will you send to fight me for the ball if you haven't woken up? I can't wait... Oh! My God! It can't be you, right? This... It's also so disrespectful to Teague! ”

"Grabbing a ball from your hand is as easy as never using my hands when I urinate! Oh! By the way, you have a similar Chinese proverb called peeing with your hands behind your back - don't accept it! Haha, that's it. ”

I'll go, this product is a special China expert! I know your father! Do you still need respect? It's a stallion! Still peeing with your hands behind your back? If I don't hit you and wait for it to come out, I'm really sorry for this product's playing experience in China!