"Brother, don't just be happy with your own goals, can't you give me an assist?"

Just as the stick was about to kick off, the little fat man came over with a shy face and said to Vardy with great grievances.

I thought I had a chance to compete with Vardy for the Golden Boot, but in just ten minutes, he announced that his hopes were completely shattered, and it is estimated that the little fat man, like the baseball player, also collapsed.

Of course, Rooney is also good at giving Vardy an assist, at least he has a chance to win the assist king, they all say that there is a woman behind a successful man, who said that there can be no man behind a successful man.

It's just that Rooney still prefers goals to assists.

Vardy patted the little fat man on the shoulder, nodded and said, "Don't worry, I'll kick you a little ball today!" ”

Rooney burst into tears instantly, Vardy is so good, what a warm man!

However, at this time, the referee walked in front of Rooney, and Rooney reacted instantly.

That's not right!

Even if the opponent is a stick, it is impossible to take a penalty at all, Vardy is not fooling me!

Rooney was about to go to Vardy's trouble, but the game had already restarted, and Rooney could only rush to the stick in a rage and take his anger out on the stick.

Now the Korean team really doesn't know how to play.

Not to mention the three-goal deficit, this is also disturbing, the point is that they simply don't know whether they should attack or defend.

If you attack, the probability of passing through the midfield is not high, and you will be beaten by England's whirlwind to bruise and swollen your face when you press it hard;

If you stick to it, it seems that you can't prevent England's attack, and you still have to continue to concede goals.

It's embarrassing, they're not at the same level at all.

How can the game be played?

Otherwise, just admit defeat.

Just as the bats were desperately cranky, England broke the ball again.

This time it was Jamie Vardy who broke the ball, and he returned to the midfield to help sweep up, and in terms of sweeping ability, he was even better than Gerrard and Frank Lampard, and he could compete with the top beasts, but no one wanted him to waste attacking talent in midfield.

A deadly flying shovel headed towards his former teammate Park Ji-sung, and the two have never had much friendship anyway, and they can't talk about being weak or empty-hearted.

After the tackle was completed, Vardy wanted to make a long run on his own, but satellite positioning showed that Wayne Rooney had already occupied a favorable position in the frontcourt, and the baseman next to him could not prevent him at all.

Without any hesitation, Vardy went straight to the little fat man with a long pass.

Wayne Rooney won the physical confrontation with the baseball players, and you thought the feed was eaten for nothing?

After carrying the defender and dribbling into the penalty area, Rooney faced the goalkeeper with a calm push, and even before the ball flew into the goal, the little fat man had already raised his hands and began to celebrate.

Soon, however, the raised hands looked awkward in the air, and God and the little fat man made a joke that was not too small, and the stick goalkeeper could not block the ball, but the goalpost could.

The little fat man's shot was too tricky, so he rushed straight to the goalpost, and after a passionate collision, it bounced back into the field, and the stick player was quick to push the ball out of the bottom line, for fear that the little fat man would steal behind him.

Rooney's mentality collapsed again.

Damn, I'm not Vardy!

I don't have a date with the jamb!

This absolute coquettishness was infected by Vardy's teasing aura, otherwise how could it be so coincidental!

The little fat man wanted to settle accounts with Vardy, but at this time Vardy had already walked to the corner flag area to take the corner, and the little fat man could only give Vardy the middle finger angrily.

If you don't give me an assist from a corner, I'm not done with you!

Receiving the little fat man's eyes, Vardy nodded, indicating that he had received it, and at the same time gave him a look back

Just look at it!

Rooney nodded with satisfaction, Vardy is still very good.

The bat-to-stick box was packed with players from both sides, and Vardy took aim and then ran out of the box, and the ball flew into the box with a strong spin.

Wayne Rooney jumped high in front of him and was ready to fight for the ball, with a stick defender next to him and a stick goalkeeper rushing out with both hands in a fist.

However, it was embarrassing that neither Rooney, nor the goalkeeper and defenders of the stick could touch the ball, and they all went to the top.

At this time, an incredible exclamation had already sounded, and in everyone's unbelievable eyes, the ball drew a devilish arc, and it actually turned into the goal like this, hung on the net, and almost rolled the ball king together.

All the fans couldn't help but stand up and be dumbfounded, looking at Vardy's shadow as if they were looking at God.

After a brief silence, the stadium erupted with cheers, as if the whole universe was roaring.

His team-mates rushed to Vardy, who greeted him with open arms and a smile on his face, a goal to celebrate.

However, before the celebration could begin, the first fat man to run over pushed Vardy down and began to punch and kick Vardy, slamming and chanting as he slammed it.

"I'll let you fool me!"

"I'll let you score straight from a corner!"

"I'm going to let you not give me an assist!"

......

The teammates were originally going to come over to celebrate, but they all looked at each other when they saw such a tragic side, but after a short period of stunned, everyone changed to a smiling expression and happily joined the queue to punch and kick Vardy, and the opportunity to clean up Vardy is rare.

If it weren't for Beckham's frustration, it would be entirely possible for Jamie Vardy to become the first professional player to be abused by a team-mate for scoring goals.

After his teammates had finished venting, Vardy got up indignantly and pointed at Rooney who was trembling and speechless.

Who made you look so frustrated?

Blame me for being short enough to reach the ball?

However, Vardy feels that reasoning with Rooney is really the same as playing the piano against the cow, and in the face of Rooney, it has always been reasonable to have the biggest fist.

The fans in front of the TV laughed straight up, and England's celebrations were always so eclectic, could Vardy deserve it?

And England is celebrating lively, and the sticks on the opposite side are like dead fathers, crying with a face, how aggrieved they are.

4:0 a.m.!

The opening time was less than 15 minutes!

Even they have an urge to jump off the building and commit suicide, this kind of humiliation from strength makes people can't raise their heads.

If you lose again, then you don't have to go anywhere when you return home, and go directly to a plastic surgery agency to change your face, so as not to be recognized and embarrassed.

"Look, isn't that a member of the Korean national team? It's them, beaten to by England! ”

When I think about this scene, I feel ashamed.

Otherwise, it's still dead, and it's even worse!