021 Sister control week is not flowing
"Since... Commit suicide? Hearing Li Antong's words, Zhou Buliu was stunned.
"What? You mean let me get my hands dirty? Li Antong lowered his head and snapped his fingers, making a crackling sound.
"What's that? I didn't get it. Zhou Buliu's face was full of doubts.
"What? Didn't you choose your own way of dying? Perverted? Li Antong reminded.
"Perverted?" Zhou Buliu was stunned for a moment, then reacted, and pointed at himself incredulously: "You say I, connect?" ”
"What, is there anyone else here? Think about your previous performance, don't you meet the above criteria? Li Antong looked at Zhou Buliu with his hands on his chest.
"Even you know what to do in such a situation, how could I, as a competent brother, not know? Do it. ”
"You... You're not kidding. Zhou Buliu said, although he knew that Li Antong was joking with him, but he always felt uneasy, after all, such Li Antong is still rare, the most important thing is that Li Antong now gives him the same feeling as Shen Aya!
"Are you kidding? Who was joking with you! Li Antong slammed the table and said loudly.
This made Li Ziyi, who was watching the animation, startled, and after taking a look at Li Antong, he didn't find anything, and turned his head away.
Zhou Buliu swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
"I don't care if you fall in love at school or not, that's the teacher's business, I'll mention it to you, it's not okay to be underage, you perverted lolicon!" Li Antong said slowly.
He had long found out that the games that Zhou Buliu played, whether it was a good-looking comic, were full of a large number of little girls, which was not a good thing.
"Three years starts, the highest death penalty, you know?"
"What a mess!" Hearing Li Antong's words, Zhou Buliu jumped up violently, but he pushed his knee to the keyboard table with too much force, grinning in pain.
"Who's Lori in control, you can eat indiscriminately, and you can't talk nonsense!" Zhou Buliu said with difficulty.
"You're not?" Li Antong didn't believe it, every time this guy saw Li Ziyi, he looked like a salty uncle, and he couldn't complain that Shen Aya was disgusted with him.
"Of course not, I swear by it!" Zhou Buliu pointed four fingers to the ceiling and said solemnly.
"Really, not?" Li Antong is incredible.
Although the corners of Zhou Buliu's mouth grinning because of pain made him look less reliable, Li Antong believed it, no one understood better than him the importance of the name "Decadence Buliu" to Zhou Buliu, in Zhou Buliu's words, this name was more important than his life.
Since there is no possibility of lying, that is to say, Zhou Buliu...... It's really not Lolicon.
Looking at his friend who took advantage of this gap to peek at Li Ziyi's food, Li Antong came to a conclusion with difficulty.
"However, even if you're not Lolicon, you're a pervert." Li Antong said coldly.
"What's wrong with a man's perversion?" Zhou Buliu muttered.
"Huh?"
"Oh I mean, I'm not a pervert." Zhou Buliu looked serious.
"To be precise, I'm a sister control."
"Sister control?" This time it was Li Antong's turn to be stunned.
"Yes, it's sister control." Zhou Buliu nodded, seemingly proud.
"Lori is a cute attribute.,Sister is also a cute attribute.,Although the name of the sister control is defined according to the comprehensive naming of the name of the Lolita control,But for me,The sister attribute is supreme!" Zhou Buliu seemed to be making a declaration, and his face was full of brilliance.
"......" Li Antong saw the previous Zhou Buliu who preached to him again, and this time, he instinctively felt bad.
"Siscon, originally a term in psychology, stands for the complex of liking sisters, and there are many causes in psychology, such as the transfer of the Oedipus complex, and the realization that I can't have impure thoughts about my mother and shift my eyes to my sisters in my self......"
He also knows psychology?
Seeing the various professional terms popping out of Zhou Buliu's mouth, Li Antong felt like he was a different person, which was incredible.
"Of course, I don't have a sister here, but a sister." In the middle of popular science, Zhou Buliu also took the time to explain.
"Imagine that you have a childhood sweetheart's younger sister, who will get up every day to make breakfast for you, and when you come home tired, she will gently knead your shoulders, and then whisper in your ear, "Brother, I have worked hard today~", this is simply a life in heaven, isn't it!! Zhou Buliu said excitedly.
"This kind of thing, girlfriend can also do it, what's the difference." Li Antong mentioned.
"Wrong, wrong, wrong! Girlfriend or something, in front of my sister, it's just a wild vegetable on the side of the road, it's worthless garbage! Li Antong's words seemed to touch Zhou Buliu's backscales, and his words were a little extreme.
"Anyway, wild vegetables, garbage is too much." Li Antong was puzzled by his performance.
"Not too much at all! Girlfriend, a woman who is close to you the day after tomorrow, is full of uncertainty, and your relationship is maintained by a lot of meaningless relationships, a sense of existence, loneliness, money, carnal desires, this kind of dirty entanglement to form emotions, how can it be compared with the childhood sweethearts, two little sisters? Zhou Buliu's tone of voice was quite excited.
"My sister grew up watching by herself, she knows the roots, and she is a blood relative, she is a person who can definitely be trusted, and she is worth entrusting her back, and her girlfriend or something is just a tool to vent!" The more Zhou Buliu spoke, the louder he became.
And the so-called sister control is a person who can give everything for her sister! My sister is the sky, my everything! Zhou Buliu covered his heart with one hand and said solemnly.
It's really too much.
Li Antong shook his head, although he didn't understand it very well, he probably knew what Zhou Buliu's situation was.
YY of the dead house, girlfriend is a wild vegetable on the side of the road, garbage is this kind of words, what do those bachelors who can't find a girlfriend think?
You can't eat wild vegetables, you can't pick up garbage, or are you still in the water?
"By the way, I'm a real sister party, after all, only those who are related by blood are called sisters, and those who are not related by blood are passers-by." Zhou Buliu reminded.
"But you're an only child." Li Antong said lightly.
Zhou Buliu: "......"
"And as far as I know, don't talk about your own sister, you don't even have a cousin."
Zhou Buliu: "......"
"Not even a cousin? I remember it seemed like your family was all boys. Li Antong thought for a while.
"Or can a boy be a sister? Your cousin is quite cute. ”
Zhou Buliu: "!! ”
Back Strike!
Break the move!
Crit!
Critical Blow!
Whip the corpse!
Li Antong pressed Zhou Buliu to the ground and rubbed it with a gorgeous set of combos, and the latter seemed to be beaten stupid, and he didn't recover for a long time.