.

Forget it, honestly sleep with the moon puppet fool and smuggle her to reality.

Ruyi thought about the crackling sound: While Zhuge Junchan stayed here and waited for the red crisp to get the equipment, I went to repair the room and slept with the moon puppet, and when the former came to me, the latter had been smuggled to the other world, and the people went to the bed empty, and they couldn't see each other.

silently gave himself 23 likes.

As soon as he went out, he was blocked by four passerby-faced beauties.

"Something?" I swear I've never met them, at least not at all. Why are you blocking the way when you meet in Pingshui?

The beauties looked quite shy, squirming and hesitating, and it took a long time to push the middle girl forward: "Your Majesty, I'm sorry to disturb you." Here's the thing, huh...... She wants to get married and wants your permission...... Ah no, bless. ”

"Oh." I nodded, "May the gods bless you." ”

And then the cold field.

Seeing them stand there in embarrassment and refuse to leave, I realized that it was the new law! Looks pretty good, but I'm in a hurry right now! The wishful thinking is to quickly sleep out the moon puppet foolishness, and wait for Zhuge Junchan to come, so that the scene will not be embarrassing. If the time is delayed, will it become smuggling, and on the way, I happened to meet Zhuge Junchan coming?

I want to go on, but ...... Tangled!

Seeing that I hesitated, the beautiful woman hid her face and cried. Tear attack is cheating!

In desperation, I picked up the beautiful woman and ran to her residence, entered the door, and threw her on the bed. I've got something to do quickly. Halfway through the strip, I realized that the other three girls had actually followed, and finally locked the door.

"You ...... What are you going to do? ”

"Your Majesty, we are all good sisters, she is the first time, very nervous and scared. Can we stay with her? ”

Forehead.

The so-called accompaniment, does it mean to watch the whole process or participate in it? I'm making progress again, and the five Ps are just around the corner. But I ...... time!

The potential is all forced, and I have paralyzed five people at the same time, and I have never noticed that my hands and tongue are so superb. Four people are the limit, as for the fifth person's handling method...... I never want to mention it again.

Give them back their souls, and hurriedly dress and leave.

There were six more passers-by at the door, and beauties were blocking me.

"Huh? What's wrong with you? ”

"Your Majesty, I'm sorry to disturb you, it's her who wants to apply for marriage, so please ......"

I suddenly realized a serious problem. It doesn't matter if women all over the world apply to get married, and I don't mention that I have entered the magic and have unlimited physical strength, but I can't afford to delay this time. Because of self-esteem and not wanting to be ridiculed for being incompetent, it takes at least 20 minutes to satisfy the other party, which is already the speed of light, and it will take even longer to meet the insensitive. Take away four people in one wave, no, even if the forbidden skill is unsealed and killed five times in a row, it is estimated that there will be at least a hundred marriageable women in the town, so it adds up to nearly seven hours! Four towns I want me for nearly thirty hours! There are more people in the Empire, and it's estimated that it will take thirty hours, so I won't have to do anything else after I cross over! If five new people are getting married every day in Bodong, then I spend three hours a day on this kind of thing, including the rest of the world.

A knife on the head of the color word.

I took it again.

The six women lined up in a row and it took half an hour. At this time, I already feel a little strange, a woman is going to get married, why should everyone else accompany her? Sisterhood alone can't be explained.

Returning the soul, hurriedly dressed and left again, as soon as the door was opened, there were seven passers-by and beautiful women at the door, and I closed the door with a bang!

I get it!

There is only one person who wants to get married, and the others are all here to take the opportunity to rub oil! This time there is a beautiful woman who is obviously in her thirties, and she is definitely married! Then I'm going to have to multiply the time I just mentally calculated five times more! Damn it?

Pull out your microwave rifle.

Blow up the wall.

Flee for the road.

I had long realized that the way women looked at me was not quite right since I fell into the devil, but I was just complacent and didn't think about the consequences. Now...... I was being shouted by nearly 100 women, "Your Majesty, I'm applying for marriage!" "One side was chased and intercepted! Who said parkour is hard to practice, you are chased by a group of women and learn to run on the wall in three seconds.

Why are there so many aunts in their fifties in the team, do you have to accompany you when you marry a girl?

I'm so grateful to the moon puppet fool for giving me the invisibility bracelet. Despite this, it still took more than half an hour to get rid of them without being able to see them. The most ruthless thing is that there are twenty or thirty people who are also smart, and they squat directly at the door of the repair station and wait for the rabbit.

I showed up.

Ring the doorbell.

The moon puppet foolishly opened the door.

She just stood there and said lightly, "You all go back, baby has something to do with me." The words were full of the aura of a wife, and suddenly made the women retreat. Temporarily.

Yue Puppet Yu took my hand and walked to the back room, took off his sleeveless shirt, put his arms around my neck, and looked at me affectionately: "I feel like I haven't been with my baby for a long time." ”

Oh, yes. I slid my lips over her delicate snowy skin in exchange for a few happy hums. She may have misunderstood the smuggling, in fact, she just had to sleep holding her hands, but now I won't be stupid enough to tell her the truth.

She was touched by me until it was wet, and suddenly whispered, "Finally, it's just you and me." ”

Stuffy, just this sentence instantly lost interest. I just lost too much time, so let's get down to business.

I took her hand and lay down quietly.

Fall asleep.

I dreamed that F91 gave birth to hundreds of half-meter-tall robot metal skeletons, leading them to shout at me Dad while spitting laser beams to slash mountains and destroy buildings.

Wake up from a nightmare.

Lying next to me is the moon puppet fool, she was wearing underwear before falling asleep in the other world, and now she is completely naked. Fortunately, her appearance has not changed, with beautiful blonde hair and a petite figure, curled up in my arms. It's a quiet and pleasing girl, and listening to her steady and soothing breathing is even a pleasure.

I'm in the hotel.

By the way, the house has been burned.

I just wanted to get up, only to find that my other arm was being crushed. Yarulan? Why did she ...... Well, synchronous crossing, even then she was obviously lying on the couch before, what happened while I was asleep? I watched Yarulan naked, and I was naked, and I felt bad!

"Hmm......" Ya Rulan rubbed her eyes and suddenly jumped up, "Huh? ”

She watched in amazement as I and the moon puppet fool hugged each other on the bed, and she was among them.

She immediately reached out and touched underneath.

Blood on the fingertips.

"Seven Nights is cloudy, you're a dull soul!" Jaru Lanwa cried, kneeling on my chest and pounding me desperately. She was crying and fussing, so painful, so heavy.

"I didn't do it!"

"You are still not human to do this to me while I am asleep! Seven Nights Turbidity, you're too much! It's not who you are, can it be that she did it! ”

She was really anxious, and it hurt me with her little fist.

You who are hanging on to you, this also depends on my head? Well, you can only carry the black pot.

Ya Rulan tossed like this, and the moon puppet woke up stupidly, and silently retreated to the bed with the quilt. When Ya Rulan was tired of crying and fighting, the moon puppet fool asked, "...... Do you have a home here? ”

"What!" I was anxious, "No, I didn't ......"

Syllable!

After a slap in the face, Ya Rulan wiped her tears and said angrily: "That's right! ”

"What are you doing, when am I going to ...... with you"

"Shut up! There is a man like you, who plans to be irresponsible just after bullying others. Ya Rulan pressed her lips and didn't know whether to cry or get angry, jumped out of bed and took out her mobile phone to take a photo of her fingers and lower body, and then took a photo of me and Yue Puppet Fool, "Is this evidence enough?" There's a police here! ”

Forehead.

Look at the foolishness of other people's moon puppets, the first thing to do when you wake up is to pull the quilt to cover your shame, you are good, and you are still naked and yelling at me. I even planned to show my half-shirtless photo to the police, but I couldn't do it either.

"I told you, I didn't do it, I don't know anything!"

"So you don't have to be responsible?"

"How am I responsible? Say, how much does a membrane repair cost? ”

"Scum, how could I meet someone like you, did you kill the fox fairy in your last life?"

After a long time, the quarrel gradually stopped, because the moon puppet fool began to cry. Soft, weak, and desober sobs filled the room.

I was at a loss for a moment, this time it was even more powerful than the previous one, and every sound stuck in my heart.

I glared at Ya Rulan, then sat down next to Yue Puppet Yu and hugged her and patted her on the back.

"I thought...... As long as you can come to the baby's hometown, you can have it exclusively...... Didn't expect ......"

I don't know how to comfort her.

Ya Rulan sighed: "Alas, forget it......" She turned her back and got dressed silently, and left a sentence before leaving the room, "Count me unlucky." It's good to keep this kind of scum for yourself! ”

Touch the door shut.

Soon he opened the door and came back, stretched out his hand and said, "Money." I also have a share in smuggling gold nuggets. ”

This guy! I tossed her my card and sent the plague god away. Why should I pay for the food I haven't eaten, aggrieved.

There were only two of us left. I hugged the moon puppet fool tightly in my arms: "Let's not cry okay, I really have nothing to do with her, just partners." ”

"A partner in life?"

"Survival buddies."

"Who is she? Isn't it really a wife, a lover, or something like that? ”

"No, it's not. If everyone who sleeps is accepted, the Crystal Palace will become a crystal cemetery. I noticed that she didn't react quite right, and quickly added, "I slept once, and this time it was the second time, but I didn't do it." ”

The moon puppet blinked, half-convinced, and then snorted into tears and squeezed into my arms. The small body that can be hugged with one hand is itchy. I twitched her sensitive parts, and soon provoked a craving.

It was so nice to have no one to disturb you.

I played with her at a leisurely pace, from morning until after 12 o'clock. If it weren't for the fact that we were really hungry, I am afraid that the lingering would not have stopped. I have to say that doing this in reality and in the other world feels different, and the latter has a kind of ...... The feeling of impetuousness and arrogance, it is difficult to appreciate the cherishing and beauty - after all, women are really at their fingertips when they are in another world. Now that the moon puppet is in my arms, there is a feeling of peace of mind.

After a few bites of food, I chose a light blue floral dress for the moon puppet. It's a good thing that a high-end hotel can keep accounts, and I was excited for Mao Yi and threw my bank card to Yarulan? Fortunately, there was more than a thousand cash in the wallet.

Out of the hotel room to the lobby, I went to ask if there was any surveillance video in the room, because I really wanted to know what the plug-in gentleman did to operate my body last night, and actually opened Yarulan, and now crying and making noise to ask me to be responsible. I've known her for not a day or two, and her thoughts on hatred or love have been too long, and this thing will never end easily. But sure enough, when it comes to customer privacy, there is no monitoring in the room.

During my questioning, the moon puppet sat quietly on the sofa in the hall, attracting the attention of countless men, and no, the women also cast their eyes. Because of that blonde hair, delicate facial features, a delicate body comparable to Lori, a seductive chest, tight and slender legs, it is already the best in the other world, let alone in reality. This is the feeling of Tsinghua top students returning to high school, which is very beautiful.

This is my woman.

I suddenly got proud, walked up to the moon puppet, pulled her into my arms a little roughly, kissed and abused the dog, and didn't give her a chance to breathe for a long time. After her face was flushed and she breathed for air, I shook my elbow at her with my left hand on my waist: "Let's go?" ”

"Hmm."

She grabbed me in a super-sticky position that impeded walking, and we left the hotel door together. Women are always extraordinarily docile when they are in a good mood.

We went to the pawnshop with the gold nuggets and sold them all in exchange for a bank card with 4.5 million yuan and a premium credit card, the latter being a gift from Li Youqian. He explained that the private investigator had not yet completed the commission. I'm not in a hurry, but he repeatedly praised how beautiful the moon puppet fool is, which makes me very useful. This time it was confirmed, and he was indeed the owner of this pawnshop.

Old fox, I don't plan to let me leave empty-handed this time, I have to take back some of the money I spit out, and keep selling to the moon puppet. Jewelry, brocade clothes, famous bags, perfumes, and holding a car key in a red sports car photo money dangling. But she rejected them all.

It's a good woman not to spend money indiscriminately, but I'm rich now.

I advised her to say what she liked directly.

She stared at the bodyguard next to her.

I'll hold my forehead.

You don't have to open your mouth to understand what she wants, really, what is it, is it a difficult temperament to change or a professional habit?

I bought a gun from Li Youqian and handed it to Yue Puppet. Seeing that her expression was not very happy, he took it away and gave it back to Li Youqian and asked if there was a silenced pistol. After changing to a longer muzzle, the moon puppet grinned stupidly.

I might regret buying her such a dangerous toy. But, whatever!

Leaving the pawnshop, I noticed a missed call and dialed it back.

"Are you still going to work? If you don't come, you don't ask for leave, you don't take your work seriously! ”

"Oh. I'm sorry Section Chief Wang, I have a death at home, and I can't go to work, I'm really sorry. ”

"Human life?" The voice on the other end of the phone paused, "Pregnancy or nothing?" Want to help? ”

"Thank you, but no more. I have caused you a lot of trouble, please say hello to Director Li Xiao, I don't have his phone. ”

Solemn goodbye.

I guess that's the end of the security guard's job. It seems that the white-collar prisoner works here, maybe he can help me get a half-time job if he is still here, and F91 may also be able to help. But I'm losing interest in the district government now. Why do you have to go to work, just smuggle gold from the other world.

"Let's go, I'll show you around."

"Hmm."

Moon puppet fool seems to be very happy. Both the world and the silenced pistol filled her with joy. To be honest, I used to think that a woman strapped a pistol to her inner thigh was just a movie plot, and sure enough, art comes from life.

Take her to the mall.

two platinum necklaces, one slender and plain and one divided into three circles; a set of cosmetics and a calm-smelling perfume; Four pairs of earrings, bunny plastic studs, star earrings, pearl earrings and sterling silver tassel earrings, pierced ears on the spot; More than a dozen sets of underwear, three of which are erotic; There are countless kinds of stockings, tights, and socks; Seven sets of clothes, denim sleeveless shirt and ripped jeans, casual pullover, white one-piece tulle skirt, black women's small suit, cheongsam, long skirt with many cute patterns and a ...... Wedding dress!

Wedding dress?

I can't say I won't buy it, because I just boasted that I had money and had no reason to refuse, and I couldn't say "don't buy it, you won't have a chance to wear it", looking for death? Just coaxed.

When I was horrified to find that she was choosing a ring, I hurriedly dragged her away with the supreme excuse that "there are too many things, I really can't hold them".

What does she want to do with a wedding dress and a ring? No, I must have overthought it.

Carrying a large bag and a small bag, I looked at the western restaurant in a daze.

I want to go to a more upscale place to eat, but I am afraid that it will be too embarrassing to go without a knife and fork. Is this the sorrow of the nouveau riche? In the end, I went to a high-end Chinese restaurant and entered the V private room.

"It's delicious~!" The moon puppet's small mouth was stuffed with food, and it seemed that she was too happy to be happy. instantly overlapped with the figure of F91, and there was no blood relationship between mother and daughter, and it looked like a god.

It seems that due to the sharp decline in population and the contamination of toxins, it is not easy to survive in the other world, and there is no atmosphere of pursuing food and other entertainment. In contrast, the reality of the dishes is varied, the flavors are constantly innovating, and the happiness of the tip of the tongue alone has made the moon puppet fool so happy that it melts.

She drank a little liquor.

"Ahem! It's spicy! Yue Puppet Yu stuck out his tongue and fanned the wind with his hand, and his eyes were still filled with tears, which made people laugh.

When he walked with me, his hands were a little dishonest. Lustful drunk.

In a moment of pride, I made the wrong decision to take her to an amusement park.

It was the first time I had seen someone in a haunted house with a "what's the situation" look on their face.

Then, when she stepped down from the merry-go-round, her face was a little bad, but she still said that it was okay. I'm serious, a merry-go-round can't get stunned.

"Do you dare to sit on that?"

"Baby, sit too, I'll sit."

I asked, pointing to the roller coaster, half-jokingly, and she replied a little unconvinced.

A top-tier assassin should be bold, right? It turned out that I was right, and she did just laugh happily and didn't cry out in fright.

But it wasn't her when she got off the roller coaster, and the wine came up, her face turned green, and she threw up while holding on to a tree.

Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen white wine in another world, it's all red wine or something.

She sat on the bench leaning against my shoulder, but the faint sound of her breathing was pitiful.

“…… I will never drink liquor again. ”

"Drink some of this."

She frowned and closed her eyes, took a sip of Coke, and muttered in a low voice: "It's also spicy, but it's much better than liquor......"

I couldn't help but laugh.

Looking up at the sky, I secretly sighed at the leisurely and quiet life. Actually, it's good that it's been like this all the time.

She coquettishly said that she couldn't walk, I didn't believe it, but I wouldn't expose it. I carried her on my back for a while, and took a taxi back to the hotel, but it was already dark.

After the meal, she pulled me to the couch and sat in my arms to watch TV.

I can't help but harden when I smell the fragrance.

I did it while watching TV, and I forgot what TV series I watched, but anyway, there were three episodes, and it lingered for a long time.

Approaching 22 o'clock, Yarulan did not come back.

There shouldn't be any worries, she's a smart person, she has money, and she won't be stupid enough to take care of herself. As for why not come back...... I guess I don't want to bump into us as soon as we enter the door.

I looked at my watch, pulled out the body of the moon puppet fool, and hugged her aside: "I have some business, I have to go out of my body to the Wandering Immortal Realm, and I will be back in ten minutes." ”

She looked at me stunned and nodded.

So, PVP, I remember it was 2v1. It doesn't matter, I'm in great shape right now, and I can't lose no matter what kind of opponent I have.

A piercing beep.

Teleport to the king's space, in front of the KTV door.

Open stealth, pull out a sniper rifle, hang a bomb hive, release a floating satellite, and hold a gun in a crouching position.

I saw one of them pounce on the other player with wings in the air with his twin knives. They thought it was an ordinary 1v1, but they didn't see me. But once they fight, they will find that they can't hurt each other, and it will become an inevitable trend to join forces to deal with me.

Preventing them from fighting each other and creating the illusion of a three-legged standing, this is the countermeasure I thought of.

Touch!

A single shot hits the Twin Blade player, knocking his helmet into the air, and a long hair of blood-red wavy hair and a face full of shock. Female. She never dreamed that there would be a third player.

"Despicable! You actually called a helper! The red-haired woman kept backing away, dodging arrows from the air, but I still hit the second shot, shattering the necklace-like thing on her chest.

The winged birdman in the air suddenly exerted force, and a dive slashed the red-haired woman in two, and I realized that the ends of the bow were sharp blades.

When I looked closely, it was a flat-chested woman, with short sky blue hair, and I thought it was a man at first glance.

She circled in my direction, as if hesitating what to do.

Touch!

I shot her. Although she reacted instantly, flying and dodging, she didn't expect the bullet to turn and follow it to definitely hit, piercing one of the wings. With a soft scream, he fell to the ground.

She actually threw feathers at me like a dart. They slammed into the energy shield of the self-floating satellite with a sizzling sound that seemed to be very damaging.

I exposed the location.

One of her arrows and one of my shots fired at the same time, but the bullet shattered the arrow and pierced her chest.

She vomited a mouthful of blood and fell to her knees. It seemed that he still wanted to escape, but after climbing a few meters, he finally stopped moving.

Dead in the second shot? I remember it was a three-shot kill. Hm.

At this time, the phone returned to my hands, shouting familiar words, and the time had come to decide the fate of others.

I held up my phone to the two players.

The one with the double blade is "Girlfriend Poison - Level 6 Twin Knife Warrior", and the one with wings is "Storyboard Press - Level 8 Wingman"

Level 8?

Isn't level 7 MAX, what the hell is level 8!

Scanning takes a lot of time, and it's time for just one person to scan at a time, and now two people definitely don't have enough time. But their abilities have to be looked at to be a choice.

I looked up the names of the two abilities on my phone using the "Small Group Goddesses" swap menu, but I couldn't see the detailed descriptions. Forget it, you'll level up anyway, and the ability details will change, so don't look at it.

Which one to take?

Girlfriend Poison Level 6 Dual Knife Warrior

Abilities:

A, "Never Leave" (owned)

B, "Black Box Operation"

C, "The Rest of the Goats"

D, "Brake Failure"

E, "Flash in the pan"

F, "Shadow Under the Moon"

Z, neither

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Storyboard press - Level 8 Wingman

Abilities:

1, "Drunk in the Wind" (owned)

2. "All the way to the black"

3. "A World with a Diameter of 1.8 Meters"

4, "Come and get me"

5, "Wyndham City"

6. "You can keep your opinions"

7. "The Man in the Painting"

0, neither

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Why do you only have 7 abilities when it says level 8? I refreshed my phone's interface repeatedly, but it still didn't show up the eighth one.

Inexplicable unease.

Another wave of ability combination tweaks.

Which should I give up?

1. "Small Group Goddess" = Baka Rabbit

2. "Smuggling out of control" = small

3. "Lie to win the president" = FH56

Fourth, "falling into the well of sugar" = selling girls

5. "Return to the Field" = Shadow Warlock

6. "A Better World" = Bing Xiaoxia

…… Hey?

Suddenly I shuddered.

I carefully counted the number of defeated players I currently have, and when I entered, I found that there was one more! Which ability is Green Tea the original owner? Where did he come from! I should have thought there was something wrong with him! Every defeated player looks the same as the real person, why does he look weird!