This is the ball boy arranged by Newcastle?

The other caddies are normal, innocent children. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

But is this giant caddy really a caddy?

You're here to be funny, right?

This doesn't need to be explained, you can show your face anyway, as long as you don't feel ashamed.

When it came time to assign caddies, Vardy was dumbfounded.

Looking at the uncle-level caddie standing beside him, who was taller and stronger than himself, Vardy wanted to cry without tears, and his heart was like 10,000 divine beasts roaring by.

Everyone else is pulling a little caddy to play, does Newcastle think that I am too good, have VIP treatment, and specially find me a mount and let me ride it to play in a way that pulls the wind?

According to common sense, Vardy should have taken the caddy's hand and walked into the court with the caddie at this time, but looking at the uncle's fat and big palm, Vardy thought about it and decided to forget it......

But the uncle didn't want to let Vardy go, showed a sincere smile at Vardy, and then grabbed Vardy's hand, which was so strong that Vardy couldn't struggle.

Vardy tried to resist, but the rest of his team-mates were already smiling, so he had to resign himself to his fate.

Walking all the way out of the pitch with his head down, Vardy felt that he had no face to see anyone, just like Cristiano Ronaldo felt when he was tricked into drooling for himself.

And at this time, the laughter in the stands broke out like an earthquake roaring.

Although they knew that there would probably be some fatal laughs in the presence of Jamie Vardy, they never imagined that they would be out of control before the game even started.

Nima, do you want to be so spoofed?

Where did this uncle come from?

Are you here to clean up Vardy?

Looking at Vardy's listless appearance, this feeling of comfort is really refreshing.

Finally, the entrance ceremony ended, and when it came to the photo session, one of the most spoofed group photos in history appeared.

The front row ball boy, the back row star, 22 people should each have a smile.

But the question is, why can't Vardy be seen from the camera now?

Where did Vardy go?

It's not that Vardy is unhappy and deliberately dodges, it's that the uncle in front of him is too big, and he directly blocked Vardy's whole person, blocking a sturdy one, and even the corners of his clothes were not exposed.

Thus, such a strange group photo was born, and this older caddy will always be remembered......

Being by his own strange caddy, Vardy lost any interest, and the whole person was listless.

It's not about making fun of yourself at all, it's about whether others are funny or not!

The fans watching the game in front of the TV couldn't stop laughing, and it was rare to see Jamie Vardy so deflated.

"Newcastle is going to God, I only know what a caddie is today!"

"I feel so sorry for Vardy, I like to watch him tease, but it's actually good to watch others tease him!"

"Jamie Dardy announced after the game: never come to St James' Park again, this stadium is poisonous!"

"I think this can completely affect Vardy's performance, and I don't have to go out of my way to defend him in the future, just get a weird caddy up, and he will kneel!"

......

When the game started, Vardy's mind was still swirling with the older caddie, and he was sweating all over his body just thinking about it.

That form lasted for 20 minutes until Newcastle scored.

St James' Park erupted in terrifying cheers to wake Vardy from the depths of his soul, and before he knew it, Manchester United was actually behind!

Ferguson shouted anxiously from the sidelines, in fact, it wasn't just Jamie Vardy who was sleepwalking, the rest of the United players weren't much better.

It wasn't too late to wake up, and under Ferguson's intimidation, the United players began to focus on the game and launched a big counter-attack towards Newcastle.

The front trio also began to capitalise on the newly established chemistry to cut through Newcastle's defence in a small area through quick passes.

Although the effect is not very obvious, it is mainly because they do not have enough tacit understanding and are completely unable to reach the state of spiritual communication.

But Ferguson's eyes still shine, because he sees the infinite possibilities of the future in the picture in front of him.

During this period, Newcastle was more embarrassed by Manchester United, and all players retreated back to their own half.

At this time, the disadvantage of Vanney's absence on the field has been highlighted, and the role of a penalty area hunter in the positional attack is very large, and neither Vardy nor Rooney is of this type, and the threat to the Newcastle penalty area is not enough.

But that doesn't mean Manchester United can't do it!

In the 40th minute of the first half, Wayne Rooney dribbled down the middle and was brought down by Newcastle's midfielder, and United won a well-placed free-kick.

The trio glanced at each other, each smirking smirked.

Their free-kick routine is about to start to kick in!

Jamie Vardy and Cristiano Ronaldo stood in front of the ball, while Wayne Rooney ran into Newcastle's six-yard box, each with their own tasks!

The Newcastle generals were nervously lined up against the wall under the arrangement of the goalkeeper, and the expressions on their faces were like facing a great enemy.

No way, who made these two free kicks standing in front of them quite scary!

Needless to say, Ronaldo's free kicks have always been taken by him before, and a coquettish elevator ball seriously tested everyone's little heart, although the goal rate is not high, but the power is there, not sloppy at all.

As for Jamie Vardy, that's not to mention, he is a free-kick master who can score twice from a free-kick in a game, not to mention that they also have two difficult free-kick footwork.

Now that these two masters are standing on the court, how can they not tremble?

Finally, the wall was finished, and everyone's eyes were focused on Vardy and Ronaldo.

Who the hell is going to kick the two of them?

But at this time, Rooney in the small penalty area began to exert his power.

Instead of facing the ball, he faced the goalkeeper, and Rooney grimaced at the Newcastle goalkeeper with his visibly anxious face.

Other people's grimaces are cute and playful, but Rooney's is really grimace......

The Newcastle goalkeeper was so excited that he almost went to the referee to complain.

Please don't bite me!

The Newcastle goalkeeper's attention was taken away by Wayne Rooney, and at this moment, Vardy suddenly activated, rushed to the ball, raised his right foot, as if all his strength was concentrated on his foot, this shot must be shocking!

Newcastle's wall jumped up and down, fearful but hoping to keep out Jamie Vardy's shot, and the Newcastle goalkeeper quickly turned his attention back to Vardy's movements and the ball.

But it all came to an abrupt end when Vardy stepped off the ball with an understatement......