Chapter Ninety-Nine
"That's too low-cost, isn't it?" Wang Dazhui looked at the plastic children's toy sword in his hand with a dull face, and couldn't help complaining in his heart, "Which one is the children's toy sword!" ”
The toy sword flashed twice.
"It's already of this quality, and it's still flashing!"
From the first shot, "Low-cost Martial Arts Drama" has already brought the comic style into full play. This world's Hong Kong-style NP comedy has still been developed, but now this short film shows a different and new way of being funny, which is funny in the future Internet era.
Zhao Kai is a fan of martial arts, and he follows Zhang Tanwei. The link given by Bo jumped to Tudou.com.
Then I saw these funny and funny contents, and from this first joke, I drew irrepressible joy. Seeing Wang Da Hammer holding a toy sword in his hand and the grass shed as the background, to shoot a low-cost martial arts drama, Zhao Kai couldn't resist the urge to burst into laughter at all, and laughed out loud in the Internet café.
This attracted the netizens around him who were surfing the Internet to look at him curiously, and the netizens next door even stretched out their heads to look at his screen.
The computers in the Internet café are all headphones, and the netizens next door can only look at the picture and cannot listen to the sound. But he could feel that this was a very funny film, otherwise the other party would not have laughed so loudly.
"Low-budget martial arts drama?" The netizen next door saw the title and was not very interested, so he shrank back and continued to play his game.
But before he could sit upright, Zhao Kai let out a loud laugh again.
In the picture, Wang Dazhui is complaining about the toy sword, and a villain "hahaha" laughs and appears on the stage, and then stammers and even forgets the lines. It's so unbearable, funny characters, and all kinds of inner complaints, it's just funny, don't want it.
When the villain shouted out Wang Da Hammer's trick, Jiuyang Divine Fist.
Wang Dazhui suddenly woke up, it turned out that he was using boxing, and threw away the toy sword with a bang. Then he felt a powerful force converging towards his fists, and his left fist was burning like a flame. The right fist was as cold as frost. The camera shuddered, showing a powerful momentum.
Then in the gorgeous transformation that Zhao Kai was looking forward to, one of Wang Dazhui's two fists was marked with the red subtitle "Fire Special Effect". One is marked with the blue subtitle "Frost Effect".
"Hahaha." Zhao Kai is going to die of laughter, there are such special effects, and he really deserves the name of a low-cost martial arts drama.
And the video amusement still hasn't stopped, seeing such a powerful special effect, the villain was shocked and shouted "Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire of Jiuyang Divine Fist". The body was uncontrollably hit by the "subtitle special effects", and then Wang Dazhui fell to the ground with an inexplicable face. He said convincingly: "He is worthy of being the successor of Jiuyang Divine Fist......"
"Ahem...... I have no regrets in my life...... I think of running in the sunset that afternoon...... It was my lost youth. ”
Hit the streets.
"Poof! Hahahaha. ”
Zhao Kai couldn't resist the funny emanation of this magical video, and almost didn't laugh under the computer desk in his seat.
The netizen next door was completely speechless, he was playing CS stand-alone, and before he had fired two shots, he heard Zhao Kai's exaggerated laughter, and he was disturbed several times.
"Is it really that funny?" The netizen next door really wanted to slap Zhao Kai, this is a public place, laugh P, laugh.
But he couldn't stop Zhao Kai. Zhao Kai had gone crazy, smiling like a fool at the computer.
On the computer screen, Wang Dazhui walked on the field, thinking that after defeating the enemy, he should be able to rescue the princess. As a result, the enemy who had been defeated just now jumped out with full blood resurrection, and when he landed, he stumbled and almost fell.
After standing firm, the villain arrogantly said, "No." You'll have to beat me. ”
"Didn't I beat you just now?"
"Do you think that person just now is me!"
"It's all you, just a change of clothes."
"Hahahahaha The villain raised his head at an angle of forty-five degrees, let out a silver bell-like laugh, and laughed for a while. Shake your hair and say seriously, "That's right." ”
Shamelessly admit it!
Zhao Kai laughed so fast that he couldn't breathe, this film is so funny, this plot is so funny.
Next, a big war. The whole process is replaced by special effects in the form of stickman animation. After the special effects ended, the villain was already lying on the ground, screaming sadly: "It is worthy of being the successor of the Jiuyang Divine Fist...... I have no regrets in my life...... I think of running in the sunset that afternoon...... It was my lost youth. ”
Hit the streets.
Accompanied by the villain's fight on the street.
The netizens in the entire Internet café heard Zhao Kai's laughter, which was estimated to make his intestines cramp.
The netizen next door to him was affected by the laughter, and he was in no state, and he really wanted to beat Zhao Kai, but he couldn't help but be curious about this "low-cost martial arts drama". I simply quit from CS and opened the web to search. There weren't many search entries, and it was easy to find a Tudou link.
"Martial arts master Tan Zhang created "Low-cost Martial Arts Drama", which was hilarious."
This is the slogan that Tudou.com gave to the short film.
The netizen next door clicked in.
Then, when the buffer ended, he also became Zhao Kai, almost laughing stupidly*.
……
In the video, Wang Da Hammer, who defeated the "two" villains, has no sense of expectation at all to rescue the princess. Sure enough, I met the final boss, the Great Demon King standing on the castle of the subtitle "Flaming Mountain".
Wang Dazhui instantly complained frantically in his heart: "Can this special effect be a little more scummy, there is no sense of substitution at all, and the one standing on the castle is the guy who was defeated twice in a row by me." It's not the same makeup artist, it's a completely different style. ”
The style is indeed different, but the comic behavior is still the same.
A big demon style, the villain who wants to duel with Wang Da Hammer, under the "exquisite" special effects, grows a pair of demon wings, and then yells luck. Wang Da Hammer also took out his spirit, and also carried the Jiuyang Divine Fist. The atmosphere of the scene was tense and imminent, but ...... The Great Demon King stumbled and fell from the Flaming Mountain and fell to his death.
"I have no regrets in my life...... I think of running in the sunset that afternoon...... It was my lost youth. ”
Hit the streets.
The camera quickly switched and returned to Wang Dazhui's sluggish expression: "My name is Wang Dazhui, I never expected that I would rescue the princess without wanting to save the princess at all...... Sure enough, it's this one again. ”
The princess played by the villain is surprisingly ugly, hugging Wang Sledgehammer and coquettish: "You saved me, I'm going to have D room with you tonight." I want to want, D room D room, I want ......"
The long-lost toy sword appeared, and Wang Da Sledgehammer wiped his neck.
The video ends.
The laughter couldn't stop, Zhao Kai couldn't describe his current mood, it was a kind of joy that could laugh until his lungs hurt. At the same time, in my heart, while feeling very cool, I was even more amazed by how many laughs such a short film contained in just a few minutes.
From beginning to end, there was no stopping.
The two actors in the film did not deliberately try to be funny, but acted very seriously, but created the most reversed and bizarre laughter.
A funny style that Zhao Kai has never seen before.
"So talented! Detective! (To be continued.) )