Chapter 48: The Lost Book (7)
Silence again.
"This is also ......" the policeman's uncle spoke again, his eyes widened, and his surprised voice even blew his beard up, "this is also too ......"
"Understood, everyone," Wu Hao said, "I am the victim in this incident. ”
"Woohoo! Woohoo Woo! Woohoo! Woohoo Woo! Wang, Wang! Woohoo Woo Woo Woo T ”
The barking of the dog appeared at an inopportune time, and the eyes of Mr. Paul, the dog of the other world, were cloudy, the whites of his eyes and pupils had clearly blended, and he stared at Wu Hao angrily, and the wooden table in the conference hall left countless claw marks of different shades. But the barking was more manic and restless than ever.
"You Earth pigs! Don't get an inch! That's what you pigs are for...... The attitude of the breeder! "Mr. Paul's words are too vulgar, and Mr. Wang simply saved a lot of paragraphs and did not translate them.
"I'm injured with you and I'm in the hospital! This is Earth's declaration of war! Originally, I wanted to help you say a few nice words in the mirror world, but now don't even think about it! ”
I don't see that you really want to say a word for us. Wu Hao slandered in his heart.
"Student Wu, what Mr. Paul said is right, the situation between the two realms is precarious now......"
"Headmaster, how many more times are you going to say that?"
It was not Wu Hao who interrupted the bald principal, but Anxin. Wu Hao looked at the student council president in surprise, this was the first time she had raised the bar with the principal.
The girl took off the wooden hair clip pinned to her black hair, gently placed it on the stage, and said, "This hair clip contains a nanoscale camera and processor, which records the scene of this meeting and broadcasts it live to the world on the dildil platform." In other words, the conference was attended not only by the five of us, but also by audiences from the mirror world and the human world. ”
Hearing this, the bald headmaster's face was gloomy, and the police uncle was a little surprised. But Mr. Paul's face changed completely, and without saying a word, he jumped on the table in the conference hall with his hind feet, his front paws stretched out, and the goal was very clear, it was a hairpin that he put in front of him!
The movement of the otherworldly dog is fast, at least faster than Wu Hao, who has an agility value of 4, but Anxin's reaction speed is faster than his, she picks up the hairpin, and deftly staggers a body, and the skirt of the school uniform swings. Paul threw himself into the air, but he couldn't control his speed, and his massive body slammed straight into the wall, bleeding from his forehead.
"Is this a wild dog's appearance?" Wu Hao teased on the side.
The pain fueled the anger of the otherworldly dog, and he landed on all fours, whining on the ground, and the suit and coat he had been wearing also fell to the ground. Paul bared his white fangs as if he was going to pounce on him in the next second.
Do you want to fight?
Wu Hao thought that he was ready to take out the stinging bee.
"Paul!"
The voice suddenly appeared, and he only looked at the face of the dog in the other world, and although his face was angry, he obediently returned to his seat.
That's interesting.
Wu Hao licked his dry lips and looked playfully at the owner of the voice, the bald headmaster who was sitting in the first seat.
After the signing of the [Treaty of the Two Realms], humans and the people of the Mirror Realm were naturally unequal, and the headmaster was also groveling just now, why did he suddenly call the name of the dog in the other world in such a tone? And that dog, didn't even have a seizure?
There must be a cat in it.
"So what now?"
The farce ended hastily, and Ms. Wang, as a translator, didn't know what to do, she looked at the bald principal with one eye and the police officer with facial paralysis with the other, trying to ask for help.
"Do your job well," said the bald principal, he took a breath, took a sip of water, and turned his gaze to Wu Hao and Anxin: "There are still doubts about the incident, for example, the blood stains on Wu's lunch box have been identified as the blood type of Paul, a person from the mirror world, type X. ”
The paralyzed officer nodded, "That's right." ”
"The development of events should be like this," said the bald principal, "and Wu had a huge dispute with Paul in the cafeteria, and the reason for the dispute was naturally that both wanted to win the heart of Ziming. Maybe Paul's way of showing love was too direct, or maybe Ziming's heart was towards Wu, but her testimony was exaggerated, there is no doubt about it. ”
The dispute between the two became more and more intense, from verbal to verbal. Wu Hao first hit Paul's classmate on the head with the lunch box, Paul fought back in pain, and knocked him into the food cabinet, Paul's strength is very well known, and this is the crack and blood stains on the food cabinet. ”
"Oh, that's what you think."
Faced with the principal's malicious accusations, Wu Hao just nodded, he turned his head and asked An who was sitting next to him an unbelievable question.
"Can you tell which hand I have in hand?"
"Right hand, you can see it at a glance."
"Yes, right-handed." Wu Hao remained silent, and asked the officer with facial paralysis sitting in the second seat, "Since there are traces of Mr. Paul's blood on the lunch box, there should also be my fingerprints." ”
The officer nodded.
"Left or right?"
"Left hand."
"Backhand or forehand?"
"Backhand."
"Thank you."
Wu Hao twisted his left hand backhand and posed in a strange grip shape, and he pondered carefully: "The principal also said just now that Mr. Paul's strength is extremely strong. Against such a formidable opponent, why should I fight him in such an awkward position? ”
No one spoke.
"The only possibility is that," Wu Hao continued, "the principal happened to say the person's name in reverse due to Alzheimer's disease. ”
He turned his head and asked the officer: "Seeing the people of the mirror world bullying the earthlings and coming forward, the argument was just a slap, and now you can't even fight back in self-defense?" ”
"This ......"
"Wu Hao!"
The headmaster spoke, his eyes narrowed into slits, and his hands drooped under his chin, a posture of a superior person.
"You guy, you only care about yourself to get away with it, you don't know how difficult it is to maintain peace between two worlds......
"Don't put top hats on people here, okay? Headmaster. "I don't know why you're so active in defending the people of the mirror world, but ah......"
She said it loudly, and Wu Hao understood that the person she was talking to was not the five people in the conference hall, but the hundreds of millions of viewers behind the wooden hairclips.
"I don't know what we want, whether we want to avoid a war by any means, or if we don't want the mirror world to trample on our heads. You can't fight back when you scold, you can't fight back, and you can't even have a strong woman to have a single opinion-"
"If war breaks out if you don't do this, then let the war come, the more fierce the better!"
"We are earthlings!" President Anxin's epilogue was sonorous and powerful, "Not a slave called by the people of the mirror world!" ”