Chapter 349: You earthlings are so savage
"Little friend, the gambling house here is really full of tricks, and the old man is still unsatisfied. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info "After playing all day with the old gambler, Lin Hehe really can't stand it, after all, even if he is interested in slot machines again, now when he hears the startup sound of dripping, he has a headache. So I had no choice but to say the end to the old Zuo gambler who was still killing in blackjack.
"How much did the seniors win?" Driving the car, Lin Hehe chatted with Zuo Buwen on the viaduct.
"When you pulled me away just now, I won about 20,000 yuan." Zuo Lao Gambler thought about it and said.
"That's... What about the capital I gave you? Lin asked hehe.
"It's all lost!" The handsome old man said as a matter of course.
"A million... It's just gone? You're a low-magnification field! "Just connected to Zuo Lao's gambler's own gambling money of 400,000, Lin Hehe gave him a total of 1 million gambling funds, but he lost all in one day.
"No, isn't there 20,000 left!" Zuo Lao Gambler was very happy and took out two chips from his pocket and showed them to Lin Hehe.
“... Is it true that the seniors didn't use any true qi at all? Lin Hehe looked at Zuo Lao Gambler a little helplessly and asked.
"No! I even closed my five senses to the level of mortals, so it's normal to lose a clean and slippery. Zuo Lao Gambler said as a matter of course.
"You even know 'clean yo-yo'?" Lin Hehe's concern has always been very strange.
"Well, what the gambler told me was that I lost everything." Zuo Lao Gambler nodded.
"Speaking of seniors, you lost a day like this, although the money is not yours, isn't it uncomfortable?" I asked very curiously, after all, Lin Hehe started to play hooligan after losing a million just now, and he cheated on.
"It's not uncomfortable! That's the essence of gambling, you know? The essence of gambling is all the time before the answer is revealed, and winning or losing is secondary. What I enjoy is the feeling of the unknown, and the fact that all my energy is concentrated at the table is similar to fighting. You'll understand if you bet a few more times. Zuo Lao gambler threw out his gambling core values and confused Lin Hehe.
"Well, I still like to win. Gambling enjoyment is unearned! Lin Hehe said as a matter of course.
"Seriously, people who use gambling as a means to make money are either out of alignment, or they are deficient in their seven spirits, let me tell you." When Zuo Lao Gambler heard Lin Hehe's statement of making money, he said to him very seriously.
"Huh? It's the meaning of neurosis, right? After thinking about the description of Zuo Lao's gambler, Lin Hehe probably found a word with a similar meaning and filled it in.
"Senior, you love gambling so much, didn't you lose to the point of bankruptcy?" Lin Hehe took a living example and said.
"That's because I'm still making money in business! Even when I finally found out that the amount of gambling losses was really terrible, I opened my own gambling shop for me to gamble! Are you stupid! Zuo Lao Gambler said.
"What you say makes so much sense, I can't refute it." Thinking about it this way, it seems that this is indeed the case, Zuo Lao Gambler is different from the kind of bad gambler who always wants to turn the tables on the table, he is just a gambling enthusiast. And it is very good to distinguish the difference between entertainment and means of making a living, and even people gamble just to find excitement, and the gambling money is only out of the left pocket, and then the right pocket.
"I'm the one who runs the gambling house, don't I know!? The gambling house is bound to win, because there are not many people who win in betting, probably accounting for 10% of all gamblers, so the remaining nine adults are the objects of our money. But! There are often many people who think that they can become that one, or occasionally become a few times, and think that they can continue to be like this. Then, clean yo-yo. So Xiaoyou, don't take gambling as your main business, even if you want to gamble, it's best to come to my gambling house. As he spoke, Zuo Lao Gambler advertised himself.
"It's also oh, think about it, the probability of winning money in gambling is not large, and if you want to make a fortune by gambling all the time, isn't that the infinite power of 0.1, so I might as well buy a welfare lottery ticket, and the loss is less. I also did good things and did good deeds, and my mood could be better. Now that I think about it and use data to speak, Lin Hehe knows how nonsense it is to make a fortune in gambling. Of course, he naturally ignored a wave of hard advertisements from Zuo Lao's gambler.
To sum up, to put it simply, if you want to take gambling as your hobby, it is recommended that you first find a job as the chairman of a Fortune 500 company, or you can open your own gambling house.
"Don't you wonder why I'm telling you this all of a sudden?" Zuo Lao Gambler suddenly asked.
"Why?" Lin Hehe looked at him a little strangely.
"When you left the field just now, you used cultivation, right?" Obviously, Lin Hehe's small action just now was sensed by Zuo Lao's gambler, who was also gambling, so Zuo's old gambler looked at Lin Hehe and asked.
"Well, I'm protecting myself!" Justified, Lin Hehe said without regard for the cheekiness.
"Okay, okay, I'm afraid that you will like the feeling of getting something for nothing, and then you will rely on cultivation to act recklessly. Once you've brought your habits back to a dollar, you know what happens when you find someone in my casino who defies the rules? Zuo Lao's gambling stick's voice gradually deepened, and Lin Hehe's feet tightened when he stepped on the accelerator.
"The general situation is to abolish the cultivation and confiscate the goods."
"Oh! Scared me. Hearing this fate, Lin Hehe breathed a sigh of relief.
"What's your attitude?" Zuo Lao Gambler looked at Lin Hehe with a questioning expression.
"Let me tell you, on our side, what kind of Hong Kong Island, Majiri La, once out of the old thousand, uh, is the unrighteous act of playing small tricks to win money at the gambling table. Once caught, you will shrink your hands and feet, or pour cement and sink into the sea! Lin Hehe told the plot he saw from the film and television drama in a gloomy tone.
"Really?" After listening to Lin Hehe's words, Zuo Lao Gambler was a little incredulous, and looked at Lin Hehe with strange eyes.
"What is this! It's like the kind of family members who grab the gambling table to threaten you, kill your parents, friends, children and so on if you don't deliberately lose; What sent someone to assassinate the opponent; What is buying a dealer; What kind of bribe to look at the sister-in-law's younger brother; What's the silly and then the king is back.,Oh,This isn't it.,In short.,The undercurrent under our side of the casino is surging quite fiercely! Lin Hehe told the plot of his journey from the God of Gamblers to the Gambling Saint again, in order to strengthen the persuasiveness of the story.
"How! Isn't it scary!? ”
Looking at Lin Hehe, who looked excited, Zuo Lao Gambler shook his head, sighed and said:
"You earthlings are so savage."