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"If only I could fly like Neo......" Feng Bujue, who was falling, looked at the night sky with lazy eyes, and sighed sincerely.

With the ascension of his soul will, maybe one day, he can really fly, but not now.

"Hey...... It must have hurt a lot. Feng Bujue stopped thinking nonsense, he slowly turned around in mid-air, his legs slightly bent, ready to land.

As a result, the impact at the moment of landing was not as strict as expected, and the survival fell less than expected, and even Feng Bu didn't know why.

In fact, it's a sign that his martial arts specialization is close to B-rank......

Woo –

The troll not far away had approached Feng Bujue, and with a low groan, its giant claws were pressed down.

At this moment, it is obviously too late to take out [Miss Moxxi's Bad Temper] from her bag, and due to the distance and angle, it is not appropriate to attack with [Death Poker].

So, Feng Bujue was ruthless, and with another 800 points of physical energy, he released the [Southern Dipper Flying Dragon Fist].

After coming out of Stan's house and escorting Randy and Shelly all the way to the mall, just half an hour later, the cooldown of [Southern Dipper Wyvern Fist] has been completed.

This time, he used his skills in the state of the Spiritual Consciousness Gathering Technique, and the lethality of the move was naturally even more amazing. But seeing that its fists were open and his fighting spirit was revealed, he was stunned and forced the troll back five or six steps.

The guinea pig is huge in size and walks on four legs, and its five or six steps are equivalent to a distance of tens of meters.

The cost is high, and the profit is naturally high. With this strategic space of several tens of meters, Feng Bujue is basically safe. He hurried to use death poker to fly the guinea pig in the eye and push it back further.

At the same time as the light card flew out, Feng Bujue lifted the spiritual consciousness gathering technique. And turned and sprinted, swimming up the wall.

He didn't have a huge backpack on his back and no one with him, and climbing the building was a breeze for him.

Without the assistance of any skills and tools, Feng Bujue only relies on his own physical essence and soul to open the way, and all kinds of extreme parkour actions are at his fingertips.

In less than ten seconds, he was onto the rooftop, out of the troll's sight.

…………

Peruvian jungle, ruins underground.

Here, there is a tunnel that is rectangular on all sides. From the inside. The walls, ceilings, and floors on both sides are made of yellow rock and soil; Large broken wooden piles and large pieces of rubble can be seen all over the tunnel, but these things do not seem to have any effect on the structure of the passage.

Suddenly, from a certain corner, a figure with a torch came out.

It was Stan, as he walked around that corner. He waited a little for the friends who were following him, "Go this way, guys." ”

The other four children followed him around the corner, and Kyle, as if he had noticed something, said, "Did you hear that?" It seems to be the sound of flowing water. ”

"That's right, it's coming from over there." An answered. And pointed ahead.

Not far ahead, there was a rectangular exit, from which a rather bright fire came out.

As they spoke, they came to the end of the tunnel.

Step out of that opening. The line of sight suddenly cleared. In front of their eyes, a magnificent underground temple appeared.

This space is very open, and the whole tends to sink. There are several huge braziers embedded in the gray stone walls around it, and I don't know why. These braziers are all burning at the moment. There were many curtains of water hanging from the top of the cave, and the water was supposed to flow down from the gap in the cave. There is also a suspension bridge that winds from side to side with a large drop and runs through the temple. It is connected to several stone cliffs; At the foot of the cliff, there is a circular waterfall that reaches to the abyss.

Looking around to the left and right, there are two giant humanoid statues built in front of the walls on either side of the temple, sitting opposite each other in a kneeling position. The statues' faces bear a significant imprint of the ancient Inca civilization, and a curtain of water hangs from each of their huge "mouths" and pours down into the waterfall below.

"Guys, this is incredible." An sighed as he looked at the spectacle in front of him.

The Mane four exchanged glances, and Stan said, "Let's go, let's go inside." ”

Before the words were finished, the four of them walked forward side by side.

"Nope." Craig's voice rang out from behind: "I'm not going. ”

The other four were stunned, they all stopped, and Stan, who was walking in front with a torch, turned around and said, "Huh? What are you talking about? ”

Craig replied calmly, "I don't want to follow you anymore. ”

"Man, we've got to go over and have a look." Stan persuaded.

"Why?" Craig asked.

The four of them looked at each other, but Stan was the first to reply, "Because...... Belch...... That's the way it is. ”

"Every time you encounter something like this, you have to mix yourself up because 'that's the way it is.'" Craig complained.

Stan said upsetly, "Hey! The person painted on the temple prophecy wall is not us! Coward! ”

"It doesn't matter." Craig replied, "Whatever you say, I've made up my mind, and I've decided not to mess around with you guys anymore. ”

Kyle asked, "So what do you want?" ”

"It's simple." Craig spread his hands and said, "Look." ”

With that, he turned around and began to walk back......

The four protagonists looked at him in shock, and their expressions seemed to say: Didn't this kid read the script?

Craig is like a rare character in a horror movie with a normal human IQ, and he actually turned back.

He followed the path he had come from, and walked out of the ruins. Instead, the quartet followed him, shouting, somewhat bewildered, "Wait! Craig！ ”

Just like that, Craig walked ahead, and the four followed him from a distance.

Before they knew it, they were out of the woods, and in the moonlight they passed through a moor, a meadow, a lake......

Along the way, the four sluts would say a few words from time to time: "Man, Graig, we should go back to the temple!" "Look, there's something there!"

But Craig always responded with a very firm and calm response: "No. Don't look, don't dream anymore. ”

After a few hours, An finally couldn't help but say, "Dude, this is so boring, we're wandering aimlessly!" ”

Still unmoved, Craig replied, "yes, what a precious 'boredom', I just like that." ”

…………

Two hours ago, the rooftop of the shopping center.

“OK。 Now, Shelly, and Mr. Beep and I are on the roof of the mall. Randy pointed the camera at his wife and daughter and explained, "We fled here from the street, and we met the H family here. He turned the camera to the other three refugees hiding on the rooftop, and the family of three people, his father, Chris, was a hidden (which he never denied). But once caught prostituting men), mother Linda is a crying, and extremely nervous breakdown (crazy several times) woman, as for the son rs, is a potentially bisexual, extremely naïve, embarrassing and cute child rs is the second most important character in the child characters of "South Park", second only to the four main characters, usually has more scenes, and her character personality has gradually improved after many seasons. And has a considerable popularity.

"This is Chris and Linda, and their sons, rs." Randy waved at the camera as he shifted the camera as he fiddled with his fingers uneasily, looking a little nervous. He said, "Hello everyone." ”

At this time, Feng Bujue was leaning against a wall next to him alone, re-stitching up the open wound......

Previously, when he carried an adult and a child, forcibly jumped to a height of more than ten meters and made a throwing motion. His wounds had burst open. Looking back now, it fell from the sky for a moment. The amazement at that moment must have been a mental trance caused by a large amount of blood loss.

"What do we do next? [beep-] sir. Randy finished shooting a set of shots, and ran to Feng Bujue again.

Feng Bujue really didn't want to deal with these two goods, and even moved the idea of killing. Anyway, the side quest has been completed, and the system does not stipulate that you can't kill the characters in the play.

But if you think about it calmly, it is not a good idea to kill the main characters of this world indiscriminately, and the chain reaction will be immeasurable. Therefore, Brother Jue still chose a plan to cooperate with NPCs.

"I remember...... Can you play the guitar? Feng Bujue suddenly asked a nonsensical word.

"Huh? Well...... yes, I can play. Randy replied, "Why do you ask?" ”

"Good." Feng Bujue agreed, but did not answer the other party's question.

In fact, Brother Jue is just confirming it, and he still has a deep impression of the role of Randy. I remember that this guy participated in a choir when he was young, and was also recruited by a record company to be a member of a boy idol group (the group is called "Jewish Street Boys", Randy joined at the age of eighteen, and a year later the record company said that they were nineteen years old, too old, so the group was disbanded); In the episode Guitar Hero, he played "" on electric guitar; He also once sang in a bar.

In short, Randy knows at least one instrument, sings well, and dances. Don't look at him as a middle-aged uncle with no lower limit, but he is much better than the kind of birdman who has learned guitar for a few months, only has KTV singing skills, and dares to go to the draft even if he can't even read a simple score.

"Does anyone here play the pan flute?" Feng Bujue asked again.

"Uh...... I can play the harmonica. Chris replied, "Why do you ask this?" 【Beep-】Sir? ”

"Okay, I think you can do ......it," Feng Bujue responded, then turned to RS and said, "RS, you can play the drums, right?" Rs was an honest boy and he nodded, "Yes, sir, but not very well." ”

"It's okay, it'll be fine." Feng Bujue groaned: "Hmm...... I can play sand hammer (also known as a sand ball. Originated as a rhythmic percussion instrument of the South American Indians), then ......" he thought for a moment and said, "It's just so good that the four of us can form a pan flute band." ”

"The pan flute band?" Randy asked, "You mean the Peruvian pan flute bands that are in government custody?" ”

"yes, shhhh Feng Bujue because he was not very focused. The needle in his hand accidentally poked the wound, and he explained as he withdrew the needle: "The weakness of those guinea pigs is the pan flute music, as long as we find the instrument, we can use the pan flute music to drive them away." ”

"What? How is this possible? Chris wondered.

"Hah...... I didn't think I'd hear the word 'impossible' from your guys. Feng Bujue sneered, "Why didn't you think about the so-called rationality when you were trapped here last time by a large group of homeless people (South Park had a "Homeless Night" crisis, similar to the movie "Night of the Living Dead", except that the zombies were replaced by homeless people)? ”

"It was different." Chris shrugged.

"Tramps, hippies, lobster people, future immigrants...... I thought you should have gotten used to being invaded by strange creatures. Feng Bujue said.

"Uh...... Mr. [beep-] You seem to know a lot about our town, are you a local? He asked.

"I'm a superhero, of course I know that." Feng Bujue said casually: "Jesus and Santa Claus are my good buddies, and they are very well-informed, so I know more about your town." ”

Everyone showed a look of "I see".

Between words. Feng Bujue had finished treating the cracked wound and was relieved of the bleeding state again.

He glanced at the game menu, and at the moment, his survival value was 24%, and his stamina was only 563/2900. Considering that he had only drunk a bottle of supplement not long ago, it would not be cost-effective to drink it again in a short period of time, so he planned to stretch it for as long as he could. Don't drink the second bottle until you have to.

"Hmm...... I have to be cautious with every step I take, even if the Wyvern Fist cools down again, I don't have the physical strength to put it a third time. Feng Bujue thought about it in his heart.

He took a breath and packed up his medical supplies. And stood up, "So...... Does anyone know where the musical instrument department in the mall is? ”

"In the northwest corner of the fourth floor, next to the library area." Linda replied.

"Okay, let me tell you about the current situation." Feng Bujue said: "Ladies and gentlemen, and ...... The children. As you can see. These giant monsters that wreak havoc everywhere are so powerful that conventional weapons are ineffective. He held up a finger. As far as I know, there is only one thing they are afraid of, and that is pan flute music. He sighed: "In view of the fact that the pan flute music CDs on the market are all listed as dangerous goods by the military and taken away...... If we want to drive away these monsters now, we'll have to play them ourselves. ”

"But I have to hold this camera, I can't play the guitar." Randy said another sentence with a reasonable lower limit.

“Randy！” yelled at her husband, "When is this! ”

"It's all right, Mrs. Marsh." Feng Bujue said in a relaxed tone, and turned his head to look at Randy, "You can go get a special headband and strap the portable camera to your head, so that it won't interfere with the shooting or delay the performance." ”

Here you can see the dark side of Feng Bujue, he has no intention of reminding Randy...... There was no tape in that camera at all.

"Oh, that's a great idea!" Randy happily replied.

"Then, come with me, guys." Feng Bujue said and walked to the door leading downstairs, "As long as the instrument is in hand, we are safe." Before those monsters get in, let's hurry up. ”

…………

Machu Picchu ruins, Peru.

Known as the "lost city" of the Inca Empire, it is built on a steep and narrow ridge between the most impassable peaks of the Andes between the Old and the Young.

By the way, this is a place where alpacas are grown, and I don't know why I said this in particular......

That night, thunderclouds were gathering and a Chinook helicopter landed on the top of this ancient mountain.

Two heavily armed U.S. soldiers and three men in black suits stepped out of the helicopter.

The five of them quickly walked to the side of the ruins, and the Minister of National Security, who was walking in front, suddenly stopped, turned around and said, "You guys are waiting here." ”

With that, he didn't wait for his men to respond, and walked forward alone.

Ahead, between the walls of the ancient city, there is a relatively wide square, and in the center of the square, there is an area that looks like an altar, where a tall golden statue stands.

The statue was about three people tall and was made entirely of gold from head to toe, including the base (the ancient Incas had a well-developed metalworking industry and were theoretically capable of making such a gold statue). However, the statue is a fictional and parody of the South Park plot, and the statue appears to be an elderly Indian, holding a stick in his right hand and ...... in his left hand Hold a pan flute.

The Minister of National Security walked to the statue and finally stopped about two meters in front of it.

Suddenly, he opened his arms and shouted at the statue: "Look! I stand on your land! He said, moving a little closer, "This moment! I've waited too long. ”

With that, the creature unzipped his pants and began to pee on the statue......

He peed and laughed wildly: "Ha...... Hahahaha...... Hahahahaha! ”

Several colleagues who stood behind him and watched him were stupid, and said to themselves: Sir, this is crazy, right?

"Hahaha...... What about your bullshit prophecy! Yes? After the Minister of National Security finished urinating, he arrogantly shouted at the statue, "No one can stop me!" No one! ”

Unexpectedly, before he could finish speaking, five elementary school students walked out from behind a broken wall next to the square...... (To be continued)