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"Chan, aren't you amazing? Teach me the skill, you saw what happened just now. Seeing Zhuge Junchan smiling and nodding in response, I added, "I'll leave after a few words, take you to buy equipment, wait a minute." ”

I pulled Shirai to the side.

"Do you know the woman who just turned into lightning and fell from the sky? Do I need to be a little more aggressive with you, or will I tempt you to confess with a reward? ”

"Your Majesty, I know you're going to ask." Shirai Hui bowed his head slightly, his eyes looked upwards at me, like a child who had made a mistake, "I can't hide it, the woman just now is the first Pope, the founder of the Scarlet Twilight Sect, and my benefactor, master, and raiser." ”

"She? With a pistol? Incarnate as lightning? There is no style of your Dusk Sect black and white dual cultivation at all. ”

"Yes. Thousands of years ago, the first pope came down from the sky, met me as a child, and suddenly said that he wanted me to be an archbishop to play. Bai Jinghui subconsciously smoothed his long black hair with both hands, "She has set the doctrine of the Dusk Sect from the beginning, and the black and white dual cultivation unifies both day and night. However, she was not a local at all, and she was not interested in black and white spells at all, and it had even been hundreds of years since she learned to practice black and white. It's like a lion leading a flock of sheep, shouting, "We'll be able to go to the other side of the mountain, where there's endless grass!" Come on, everyone!" , but he was not interested at all. ”

I was a little confused. What the hell is this Pope? "There must be a reason for a person to start such a big religion, right?"

"Below."

"Huh?"

Shirai pointed to his chest and repeated, "She's purely here to be in the bottom, this is what she said herself." ”

Lily?

I raised the question of whether the two of them had any affection for each other, and Shirai hesitated to deny it. "The first pope did hug me and was very nice to me, but ...... Emotionally, she didn't have anything special about me. She founded the Twilight Church for me, but she was indifferent to how this religion was; She clearly advocates black and white dual cultivation, but she doesn't value black and white spells herself; She protected me, took care of me, even hugged me, but she didn't love me. As she spoke, Shirai seemed to have her throat stuck, and paused for a few seconds before continuing, "Her eyes have been looking at something else, some kind of target that is very far away. ”

"What?"

Shirai Hui shook his head: "I don't know yet." At first, I thought the first popes craved infinite power, but had little interest in black and white spells; Later, she thought that she was trying to unify the world, but she turned a blind eye to the seedling of Dawn Harbor, which was just rising to gain momentum at that time; Then she thought she was trying to slaughter all the Day and Night, but she always had reservations about the offensive she organized; In the end, I thought that her goal was to become a god, but I hesitated for a hundred years in a state where she could be promoted to godhood in the next second. ”

Well, just an idiot, the identification is complete.

"So, she's a true god now?"

"Yes. God of War - Philosopher Srina. ”

Valkyrie would sound better. I scratched my head: "Shirai Hui, if one day you had to choose me or her, who would you choose?" ”

"It's you. The scene just now is already obvious. You also saw that the next one protected you, while the first Pope intended to kill the next. ”

I was speechless.

Is it appropriate for you to like the new and hate the old like this? Albeit...... Well, just now the god of war really wanted to kill Shirai Hui together, that's right.

"Why? She's a benefactor compared to me, and you've been together for thousands of years, haven't you? ”

Bai Jinghui stroked his chest slightly and saluted: "I have no intention of offending the first pope, but in all fairness, her heart is like a desert, and there is no love." She smiled at me suddenly, a little mischievous, "I don't mean to offend you, but in all fairness, you love me despite your abusive feelings." ”

You actually scolded me for being abusive? I was about to punish her, but I noticed that the latter looked expectant, so I swallowed it back. Maybe Shirai Teru is expecting punishment, but I won't really do anything to her anyway.

"I lived thousands of years to realize that before I became an archbishop, I was first and foremost a woman. It was too late to wake up. Shirai brushed his long hair, but his other hand subconsciously pressed his abdomen.

She really cares about not being able to have children. But I think it's a good thing, no matter how you do it, you don't have to worry about your life, and you can save even money.

I coughed dryly, "Say something serious." You also heard it, and I'm ready to become a god, and quickly confess all the methods. ”

"This ...... I've never thought about this kind of thing, so let's recall it carefully. Bai Jinghui was stunned after hearing this, frowned slightly, and seemed to fall into deep thought, "It seems to have established his own idol, traveled, and came back with a very serious injury one day, well, what else is there......"

I patted her on the shoulder: "Remember, the road to godhood under the crown is entrusted to you." Love you. ”

"Hmm!" It's rare for Shirai to smile like a flower.

Hm.

I'm going to love you so much, as long as you don't oppose me like someone else to Crystal Palace.

I glanced at the moon puppet next to me.

Oops, accidentally met the line of sight! I hurriedly turned my head, but the moon puppet fool still walked over. Can't you be transparent with me?

"Baby."

"The weather is so nice today......"

"Why are you hiding from me? Just because I threw a dagger at Zhuqing? I said it, I really didn't mean to, and when I came back to my senses, I would already be ......" Yue Puppet Yu sighed, "I solemnly apologize to you, I'm sorry." ”

"Take it easy, the world is so beautiful, calm, calm." After that, I also patted the moon puppet fool on the shoulder, and was about to turn around and leave, but she grabbed her arm.

"You still won't forgive me, will you?"

"I'm not angry at all."

"Then why are you hiding from me?"

I'm going crazy. I can't help but grab my hair, and I feel like my patience is running out! I'm not used to this kind of mother-in-law soap opera conversation, I only watch movies! Why do you say you're avoiding you, you've been very emotionally unstable lately, and you're not conscious? Can't I hide for a few days and wait until you're normal to tease you? Leave me alone, Grandma!

The aggrieved expression of the moon puppet fool.

The moon puppet fool shed two lines of tears.

The moon puppet covered his face and squatted down.

Forehead.

Everybody's watching! I thought I was bullying you!

I hurriedly hid next to her and patted her back, coaxing left and right: "It's me who is wrong, let's not cry, okay?" Say whatever you want. ”

"Really?" Yue Puppet Fool looked at me secretly, not fake crying, but why do you always feel that you lack the professional ethics of being an actor? "Then you, can you only love me alone?"

A mouthful of old blood.

No way!

The head can be broken and bleeding can be flowed, the soldier can be killed or humiliated, and the eighty-year-old lady can afford to flirt with the eight-month-old girl, but the Crystal Palace must stay.

"I knew it!" Needless to say, the moon puppet fool has seen through my heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, covered his face and continued to cry, "What else do you say" You can do whatever you want! You know that people have nothing now, only you, and you still ...... Swindler! Big liar! Men don't have a good thing! ”

My cheeks twitched.

Tears fell, crying and talking, the words are clear, the true feelings are revealed, why are you not a TV host?

Someone is really looking here, crying a little loud.

"Auntie, I beg you." I went directly from a squatting position to a kneeling position, "I just have this virtue, it is impossible to love only one, you know it and mention it, it is better to kill me directly." Change one for another, and this time I will definitely agree. ”

"Take me to the world of fathers."

……

Premeditation.

Absolute coercion is premeditated!

She blurted out the last sentence without hesitation!

It occurred to me that I had been peeking at the crowd for the second time! Moon Puppet Fool wrote a bunch of strange words on the note, as if he was planning something. Now that I think about it, it was clearly a premeditated plan for the fatherly world! Why? Why did she have to go to the world of fathers? Am I being tricked!

It's not impossible to bring her back to reality, but the last time I brought F91 over actually caused the paparazzi to run wild, and now I bring an assassin over to cause big trouble?

"You can't bring living creatures."

I refused. Actually, the "smuggling" ability had been upgraded, but she didn't know it.

"Hmm." Moon puppet fool stopped sobbing and handed me a pistol, "Kill me, corpses aren't living creatures, are they?" ”

I fainted.

I knew that this woman was going crazy sooner or later, but I didn't expect this day to come so quickly!

Before I could say anything, she added, "You know how to resurrect you, Shirai Teru told me." Kill me, take me to the world of the Father, and then be resurrected. ”

The tone was extremely firm, leaving no room for me to refuse. I'm a resurrection spell, but in reality I'm just a mortal! Fart spells won't work either! But with that said, looking at her unyielding eyes, I knew there was no escape.

Hawkers, if you want to open a little, it's just to take someone to reality.

It's going to be fine.

Probably.

I sighed deeply, spread my hands, pulled the moon puppet fool to stand up, and wiped my tears: "Okay." You don't have to be a corpse to bring it there. ”

The moon puppet fool showed a sly smile, as if the prey was triumphant after starting, and the pear blossom rain half a second ago was like a mirage:

"I knew it. Baby......" she poked my nose with her finger, "It's not a good habit to look to the right when lying. ”

……

"Where are you waiting for you?" She glanced back at Zhuge Junchan, and whispered to herself, "There are more and more rivals in love......"

"Night, Bodong Town Repair Office."

Moon puppet nodded and left.

I took Zhuge Junchan to the car and went straight to Bodong Town. On the way, she said some inconsequential small talk, I knew that she saw the moon puppet foolish crying, and I also saw me comforting her, but Zhuge Junchan deliberately avoided this topic.

What a sensible and good girl.

My Zhuge Junchan is the most well-behaved.

All the way to the Red Crisp Hand's weapons shop. It was true that the red crisp hand was closed and did not see the guests, and he was greeted by his apprentice. This kid was shocked when he saw me, and then bowed deeply at a 90-degree angle: "Seven Nights Lord Turbidity has no borders!" ”

In other words, I was stunned, and then I remembered that I had done him before.

I hummed a few times, walked into the store with Zhuge Junchan, and glanced at it casually (in fact, I don't understand): "These weapons are too rubbish, are there any slightly ~ micro ~ can be called ordinary and usable?" ”

The clerk's cheeks twitched, but he didn't dare say anything. As he expected, I threw him a piece of Gathering Core: "Is this money enough to invite the red crispy hand out?" ”

The clerk was silent, turned around and went into the back room.

Soon, he walked up to me with a shining rifle in his arms: "Lord Qiye Xun, the master has explained that if you come one day, he will not see you, otherwise it will be either your leg or my leg will be broken." The villain speculates or the latter is more likely. This is left to you by the master, and there is a sentence that must be conveyed to the villain. ”

I flipped my rifle in my hand, threw it back into his hand, and asked, "What words?" ”

The master said, "Lao Tzu is in a bad mood, and no one will see anyone stepping on a horse!" Above. ”

Forehead.

It's crazy red crisp hands, let's fix you next.

I pushed the clerk aside and was about to kick the door, but was stopped by Zhuge Junchan.

"Honey, wait a minute." She turned to the clerk and said, "Young man, please give me a report, and say that Aunt Qing is here." He'll see me when he hears that. ”

The clerk was stunned for a moment, then nodded and entered the back room.

I blinked, "What's going on?" Aunt Qing? ”

Zhuge Junchan just put a finger in front of her lips and smiled without saying a word.

Soon, the clerk returned.

"Let's go, the master said that he hadn't heard of any Aunt Qing."

Forehead?

I was about to ask her again about the situation, but I saw Zhuge Junchan maintaining a perfect smile, but a green tendon burst out of her forehead.

She silently lifted her long skirt.

Jump up.

Roundhouse kick.

Boom! The door was kicked and slammed into the wall of the back room. I saw that the door was made of metal, half a meter thick, and had now been turned into cardboard that had been trampled on by elephants.

"Fuck your mother's red crispy hands!" Zhuge Junchan stiffened his neck and roared, "Looking for death!" I don't even know my mother anymore! it until you eat believe it or not! Get out of here and lick the old lady's shoes immediately! I'll count three! One! ”

There was a muffled thumping sound, as if someone had fallen from a chair, and then there was a dense thump.

"Two!"

"Aunt Qing spares her life!" Red Crisp stepped on the wall and jumped out of the door, knelt in front of Zhuge Junchan with a bang, and shouted hoarsely, "How do I know that you are still alive, aren't you old!" ”

"I won't die if you fall into the ground!" Zhuge Junchan kicked the chin of the red crisp hand, which seemed fierce but made the latter stand up unharmed, "Hurry up!" Get a set of equipment for the old lady, and let your stupid waste apprentice buy me food quickly! I'm going to eat in 10 minutes! Tear down this kennel in a second late! It's unpalatable, it's also dismantled! The meal is cold and dismantled! ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" The red crisp hand crawled and picked up the clerk who was sitting on the ground in fright, and kicked it, "Are you deaf, hurry up!" ”

Zhuge Junchan suddenly turned to face me.

It scared my whole body!

She switched to a perfect smile and said to me sweetly, "Honey, is it okay to help people pay?" ”

"Uh, good!"

My mind went blank, and I didn't know what the situation was now, and I asked how much it was. The latter glanced at me with disgust: "The door of stainless steel and lead, the money for food, Aunt Qing wants the best equipment...... I'll do the math......"

"Are you! I have a big maggot at home, and after eating and turning my belly, I can count faster than you! Don't give the old lady ink! ”

"Yes, yes, yes! Seven Shaped Cores! ”

I threw him a bottle of life essence and said I didn't need to look for it. I was going to knock on the red crisp hand to make fun, but now I don't have this mood at all.

I sat on the side and looked at Zhuge Junchan silently...... Ah no, Zhu Qing roared at the red crisp hand, as if something had shattered in his heart. Especially when I saw that eight out of ten of her sentences were scolding the street, but two of them smiled sweetly at me and had a soft voice, as if something that had been shattered in my heart was glued up, and then shattered again!

I......

A, quietly join the team of roaring red crisp hands.

B, "Chan...... You're the best......" and write a "666" and hand it to her.

C, "Oh my God, you're a psycho!" This is only said in the heart.

D, "Don't move. Silently walked over and pressed her head, "I'll see if the brain chip is short-circuited, don't move." ”