"The Royal Guards assembled, formed in a dense formation, and formed a turtle formation."

The royal guards put up their shields, one shield after the other, and the shields were chained together like turtle shells, protecting the rat king tightly in them.

"Your Majesty, don't worry, even if the Minotaur team comes, don't try to break through our impregnable turtle formation."

"Hopefully......"

I don't know why, the king of the rat clan still has the back of Li Youqian just now in his mind, and that look is terrifying.

Grandma's, he won't let me go, the rat king can't let go at all, he always thinks that damn human won't give up so easily.

Faced with the tortoiseshell-like defense of the Rat Royal Guard, the members of the Red Reserve were in a difficult situation.

Assault, earth assault, water assault, these abnormal creatures even thought of building a huge wall and then drowning them by creating a pool of water with water magic.

It's a pity that it turns out that their water magic rainfall is not as fast as the land absorbs, and it may be possible to find a few bear children to cry here.

"I'm grass, do you want to be shameless, this defense, 360° no dead ends, how do you let me fight?" A member of the Red Reserve team is depressed and finds that he has no idea where to start, and he can't do melee and long-range, how can this be done?

"Is it too late for me to change opponents?" Another member of the Red Reserve looked at the royal guards armed to the teeth, and then at the weak and bullying rat warriors around him, and his heart itched, those are all experience points.

"Don't say it, this group of rats is really well defended, do you have any good ideas?" Li Youqian also has a headache.

Smiling on the surface, behind the scenes, his mother sells batches, Li Youqian now just wants to be a fairy banban.

"You're the boss, you don't have any ideas. What ideas can we have. The tall and lanky knight shrugged helplessly.

"Do you have your head and neck open just to look tall?" Li has a rich liverache, and these guys are even more unreliable than themselves at the critical moment.

The tall and thin knight also looked innocent, "Boss, it's not that you don't know me, my strength is not outstanding, my intelligence is not outstanding, only the waist disc is a little protruding." Why don't you let me have some wine and smooth my mind? ”

The Rat Royal Guards looked confused, who were the people besieging them? Is there a serious one? It's okay to have a bunch of messy comics, and now you have to drink to improve your thinking? Are you kidding me? Do any drink wine in the presence of the enemy?

I'll it, don't say it's true.

Li Youqian is also obedient, took out boxes of liquor, and took out a bunch of peanuts, ham sausages and other snacks as snacks, anyway, he has a RMB mall, so he doesn't have to worry about supplies.

Li Youqian and the tall and lanky knight drank it in front of the royal guards.

Do you have a big heart, or do you deliberately seduce us?

The Rat Emperor was unmoved, I endured, I was afraid of death, I resolutely didn't go out, I didn't see it, no matter how delicious and delicious it was, I wouldn't go out, I would wait for other armies to come and kill you.

Anyway, the grandsons of the Red Reserve Team are the real grandsons, and since I can't beat you, then I won't fight.

Resist the siege of the Rat army on the periphery and earn some experience points. Inside, the Rat royal guards lit a bonfire, drank and ate skewers.

"Big gold chain, big gold watch, three small barbecues a day, who is that, come to a freestyle." Li Youqian and they had no consciousness of the battlefield at all, and began to entertain themselves.

"I am drunk alone, and I am drunk and drunk and make the beautiful woman into pairs......"

…… Black Question Mark Face ......

Is this freestyle? Isn't this a shout? Well, don't worry about the details.

The Rat King was a little puzzled, what did this group of unobtrusive guys want to do? Well, they still sing in a straight tone, and it's a little emotional.

The rear of the rat army had just healed before the wound torn by the Red Reserve Army was healed, and the zombie army was killed. The army that wants to escort is completely involved in the zombie army, and the little army that goes sporadically is not enough to kill the red reserves.

Although Wu Zetian has never liked Li Youqian very much, he doesn't like it or not, and he saw that the Red Reserve and the Rat Clan's Royal Guard were hard steel on the map, and there were tens of thousands of Rat Clan troops surrounding the past.

Wu Zetian was also anxious.

"The whole army, speed up the raid and rescue Boss Li."

Brother Sledgehammer was taken aback by Wu Zetian's actions, and then looked at the news sent by Wu Zetian, and he was no longer ambushed.

"The whole army, raid, rescue Boss Li!"

What tactics, plans, fuck it, Boss Li is more important than anything else.

The situation on the battlefield is changing, no one knows what will become of the next second, and the rescue team is now too busy to take care of itself.

Unlike the tension outside, the battlefield is the most important, and Li Youqian and the rat king are at it.

Li Youqian and the Red Reserve Team drank happily.

Youth is dedicated to the small wine table, drunk and dreaming of death is drinking, Li Youqian listened to Xiaoge and drank wine, and took a sip of it.

I'm grassy, so TM spicy.

Li Youqian burst into tears, looking at the missing vodka, he suddenly had a bold idea, why not try that ......

"Have you ever heard of the Motolov cocktail?" Li Youqian asked without a beginning or a tail.

"Motolov cocktails? Is it delicious? How many degrees? "Everyone is a hooligan, how can there be culture, who knows what it is.

"I don't know."

Li Youqian felt so tired.

"Do you know why alpacas drown?"

"I don't know......" The members of the Red Reserve team looked puzzled.

Li Youqian sighed, "Because Cao Nima can't ferry......"

Crowd black line.

"If you don't decide about internal affairs, ask Google if you don't decide about foreign affairs, and ask Tianya if you don't decide about sexual affairs. Don't you know that? ”

Everyone hurriedly checked on the Internet.

Good news, good news, well-known veteran military doctors specialize in treating all kinds of incurable diseases, without surgery or surgery......

Well, not this one......

"Motolov cocktails, huh.

Huo, it turns out that this is it, I'll go, it's really a good thing. ”

"Come on, I'll give you the recipe, this thing is getting too energetic."

Riding in the dust, Wu Zetian took his headquarters to kill, I thought it would be a bloody battle, but I didn't expect to see this group of bastards drinking and eating barbecue in the center of the battlefield......

"You ...... Bastard...... "Wu Zetian wanted to kill, and with a wave of his long sword, he forcibly cut off a strong man of the rat clan who was chasing him.

Although it was the rat clan that died, all the members of the Red Reserve team were cold on the back of their necks, and Li Youqian even said a truth that would not change for thousands of years.

"Don't mess with the girls who have been unwell for a few days, it's so scary......"

The tall and thin knight pushed Li Youqian, "Boss, Boss Wu is angry, what should I do now?" ”

Li Youqian frowned, except for Nina, he had never touched other girls, how did he know how to coax girls!

"Why don't we sing and play romance? Girls seem to like this. ”

Li Youqian straightened his voice and opened his mouth to sing.

"The gentle starry sky should move you, I am behind you, arrange a sky for you."

The Red Reserve team also started a chorus of 1,000 people.

"You are not allowed to be sad, I will settle your loneliness for you, and the weight of your dreams will all be handed over to me."

Wu Zetian not only didn't lose his anger, but became even more angry, you fools, it's the battlefield now, what the hell are you brains thinking!

The members of the Red Reserve Team each opened a large bottle of vodka, simmered a fifth of it in one gulp, took out a paper towel and inserted it into the mouth of the bottle, and lit it by the campfire. Each person has two bottles, swaying from side to side to the rhythm of the song.

Countless fires waved in the air, and the chaotic battlefield was turned into a concert scene.

"Take your hand and follow me, no matter how strong the wind is. With me, you'll never get lost again. ”

A red light streaked across the sky, like a meteor, and lightly, lightly smashed on the turtle array.

One by one, one after another, like a meteor shower, a beautiful and brilliant swarm of meteors.

"Accompany you to watch the meteor shower fall on this earth, and let your tears fall on my shoulders. I want you to believe that my love is only willing to be brave for you, and you will see where happiness lies. ”

Thousands of bottles of Motorov cocktails (Molotov cocktails) smashed on top of the turtle formation, no matter what kind of master you are, they will bake him for you, what is not killed, how bloody it is, let's cremate it directly.

Wu Zetian looked at the sky-high fire in a daze, listening to the wails mixed with the song, and his nose was filled with the strong smell of barbecue.

Raise your head, look up at the 45° sky, with a helpless face, this group of bastards, there is no help.

In the entire battlefield, everyone can see the sky-high fire, at this moment, the rat clan, the beast clan, the angel clan, and the human race are all curious, why is there such a big fire in the center of the battlefield? What can be burned?

But soon, a system prompt was made known to everyone.

The system prompts: "The king of the Rat Clan was burned to death by the Terran Li Youqian Red Reserve, and the morale of the entire Rat Clan army was reduced by 20." ”

Everyone, whether it's a rat, an orc, an angel, or a human, has the same thought in their hearts,

"I'm ...... Day"