Chapter 5: The Goddess of Neuropathy
"And this kind of operation!?"
The Imperial fleet was in hot pursuit, and even alarmed the ghost warships of Yas God's Domain when they pursued Shi Haoren to the galaxy, and after offending both God's Domain and the Federation, those Imperial warships were very unwilling to return home.
Ding Dong 66666 intercepted Shi Haoren's "wonderful performance" when he fled from the data terminal, looked at Shi Haoren in front of him, and showed an expression of "I have a sentence that my mother sells batches and I don't know whether to say it or not".
Shi Haoren sat on the chair with a solemn face, looking at Ding Dong 66666 in front of him, this is a very beautiful "goddess", it may be that this [clone template] called "Ding Dong" itself is very beautiful.
This is the foundation of the Federation stationed on Earth in the Milky Way, it is a floating house with white as the main tone, and Shi Haoren does not know exactly which country it is floating in: he has not been back to Earth for many years.
Obviously, the clank bell 66666 in front of you manages this special area. The commander who can be stationed on Earth can definitely be regarded as a big man in the Federation.
Here we have to emphasize the importance of the earth.
The earth is a piece of fat in the eyes of the three major god systems, and the structure of the universe is like a chromosome spiral, so there are parallel universes, and the earth happens to be one of the nodes in the middle of the spiral of parallel universes.
To put it simply, the earth is a passage between two universes, and Shi Haoren used to shuttle back and forth between this passage. There is also an intermediary plane, which is a separation zone between the two universes.
Of course, the Empire doesn't attach as much importance to parallel universes as the Federation.
The Federation in this "table universe" is a newly established country, belonging to the three major god systems of the tail car. In this case, the Federation wants to develop another "dark universe" as much as possible, and strive to make the Federation a superpower through colonization of the dark universe, with the strength to compete with the other two god systems...... Ahem, in terms of the great founding ideal of the Federation, of course, it will not say that it will "colonize others" on the surface, but "liberate the major civilizations that are oppressed and ruled by the dark universe." ”
Shi Haoren once served as the Empire's prosecutor on Earth, but the Empire obviously didn't want to develop a new universe yet, and focused on how to conquer the other two Great Divine Domains, and the Yas Divine Domain was of course the same. This may be a common problem of carbon-based organisms: they know that the stars of the new universe are even more vast, but they still want to compete for the immediate interests first.
As for the guys who have lived for hundreds of years or thousands of years: unfortunately, due to the extreme lack of human resources in the Federation, the middle and low-level and even some high-level rulers cloned from these "hero templates" are all perverts who can live for tens of thousands of years.
No, the jingle 66666 in front of me has only lived for hundreds of years, and he is a little idle and wants to develop a new universe.
As for how Shi Haoren knew that Ding Dong 66666 couldn't be idle: he had the territory of the Crotty Continent in front of him, and the Crotty Continent was the plane of the Earth's dark universe, and this goddess now wanted to conquer this plane, and then pull the Federation's warships over, and then go to the galaxy of the dark universe?
Anyway, after learning that Dingdong 66666 was a federal bigwig, Shi Haoren decided to be "well-behaved" and waited for her arrangement.
Ding Dong 66666 watched Shi Haoren's performance a few times through the data terminal, and his face became more and more gloomy.
"Don't be embarrassed, if you think that because of my presence, the Empire will go to war with the Federation, you can send me back." Shi Haoren watched Ding Dong 66666's face become more and more gloomy, and shrugged helplessly.
"Heh, it's just an empire, they have the ability to crawl along the galaxy to beat me!" Ding Dong 66666 looked disdainful, "Even if the empire and the federation go to war, they can't control the old lady here, the old lady commands the galaxy and the surrounding galaxies, which are all conflict zones." If the Imperial Warship dares to come over, I will talk to the commander of Yas God's Domain about how these nodes of conflict need to be balanced, and the Imperial Pig cannot be allowed to destroy the balance of the Three Kingdoms. ”
Shi Haoren frowned, "The empire and the federation are at war, you say it's none of your business?" ”
"yes, what?" Ding Dong 66666 looked puzzled, "The old lady's subordinates will not touch the army of the Empire, as for the other Federation people fighting to the death and life of the Empire, what does it have to do with me?" ”
I'm afraid it's a psychopathy!
Shi Haoren suspected that the template of this goddess sister, "Ding Dong", definitely had a little unclear relationship with the founding fathers of the Federation at the beginning, otherwise this kind of neurosis could serve as the governor of the major nodes of the Federation?
"Then you're not afraid that other Federation people will report criticism to you and ask you to hand me over?"
"Brush!" Suddenly, Ding Dong 66666 pulled out a big knife that was two and a half times her height from under the table, she looked "strong", and carried the four-meter big knife on her shoulder, "Shi Haoren, did the old lady tell me that it was your direct commander?!" ”
A one-meter-six dressed in a blue floral skirt looks like a young beautiful girl, carrying a four-meter-long knife on her shoulder, revealing a fierce face, a "mother", you can believe such a sense of déjà vu? !
Shi Haoren was stunned by the goddess's actions, and before his brain circuits could be turned around, he nodded unconsciously.
"That's not it, you're all old lady's people, who dares to beep a word in the federation and cut the door immediately!" Ding Dong 66666's complexion softened slightly, and after finishing speaking, he threw the big knife to the side, "You have gone too far this time, in order to avoid suspicion in the past few years, you will temporarily live as an ordinary person on the earth, in the dispute area of the galaxy, the imperial pigs dare not make any big moves, even if there is, the old lady will cover you!" ”
"Hey, anyway, you also take the salary given to you by your mother, live happily on earth for a few years, and contact you when the situation eases down a little and you have a task."
This goddess is so domineering!
Wait, being an ordinary person for a while?
Shi Haoren frowned.
Dingdong 66666 continued: "No way, I have now figured out what the legacy of the Karius civilization is, the empire will definitely rectify our federation through military oppression and diplomatic oppression, I need a few years of reprieve to help you bury the pit and shovel, you are still good, just joined the federation and caused me to do this." ”
Shi Haoren breathed a sigh of relief at this moment, and praised a few words of jingle 66666 in his heart. With his own ability, the empire will definitely not be relentless, and I don't know how much price Dingdong 66666 will pay to quell this matter.
How big is this jingle 66666 background?
"Thank you, sir." Shi Haoren nodded, "I've caused you trouble, and I made your face so dark." ”
"Huh?" Ding Dong 66666 looked confused and pointed at himself, "Do you think the reason for my poor complexion is because you caused trouble for me?" ”
"Or else?"
"Damn, it's actually you who got into trouble." Ding Dong 66666 thought for a moment, "The reason for my poor complexion is not because of how much I have to pay to help you settle this matter, but because of ......"
Shi Haoren sat up straight.
I saw Ding Dong 66666 suddenly cover his head with a painful face, tear his hair, and his tone was hateful, "The old lady's year-end award was ruined by you!! ”
Shi Haoren's expression was like this: 0_o?
Are all these bureaucrats in the federation so unserious?
Or is it ......
That's right, this guy is definitely a psychopath!