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Except for the most intolerable plug-in gentleman manipulating my body to engage women, everything else is also intolerable! But I guess the destruction is pretty cool, and the neurotic pickiness doesn't have much to do with me.

Filled with indignation, I teleported to the Shadow Warlock, only he was dressed in a more formal and imposing manner than before.

He bowed to me: "Thank you, for your help!" ”

I looked around and saw a luxurious but slightly gloomy mansion that had been temporarily remodeled with fortifications. There were also many knights in black armor with indistinct faces, as well as wizards in black robes, who looked as if they were enjoying a great victory in a war.

I guess I just freed them from the siege.

"Excuse me, what did I just do?"

The Shadow Warlock was stunned: "When I heard that you had transient amnesia, I honestly didn't believe it. A few seconds ago, you suddenly appeared from behind the enemy and killed them with no pieces of armor left. Alone! It only took a split second! ”

“…… How did you kill ......" I was very unconfident when I said this.

The Shadow Warlock held out his little finger: "You only used one tail finger. One dial and one block, one poke and one pierce the skull, one stroke and one slash, one flick and one minced meat. Use only your tail fingers! That's it all the way! ”

I looked at my left tail finger...... Really, that's the only place in the body that gets bloody.

Plug-in Jun doesn't know what convergence is at all.

The shadow warlock clapped his hands, summoned some beautiful maids to bring me food and wine, and personally pulled away the chair for me: "Your Excellency, please sit down, take a break, I will go to straighten out the men and horses, and attack the city tomorrow morning." ”

"Siege?"

I was tasting a dish with a strange shape and taste, and suddenly I heard something that I was concerned about, could it be Mission Series-2?

The Shadow Warlock sighed imperceptibly, and almost wrote "What can this guy remember" on his face, explaining what happened.

He was originally the rightful heir of a great nobleman in the Shadow Lord, and he should inherit his father's family business smoothly and have a bright future. But suddenly a sycophant who didn't learn and didn't know how to get the lord's position by flattery and did nothing. Originally, it wasn't a big deal, but the Fat Pig Lord actually weakened his father's power! Not only did he take away a lot of the Shadow family's land, property, and servants, but he also humiliated their father and son in public at a formal banquet. His father, in a moment of anger, retorted and died shortly after returning home from an unknown source. After that, he endured humiliation and burden, and finally dreamed of the apocalypse and came to me, hoping to take advantage of the opportunity to rise.

Speaking of this, the shadow warlock suddenly snapped up: "If it weren't for the appearance of that stupid pig with a flamboyant tongue, the position of lord should have been mine, and I am the best wizard in the whole realm, everyone knows this!" ”

"Uh."

"Ah, I'm sorry, my lord!" The Shadow Warlock hurriedly wiped the red wine that had spilled on my body, "Every time I mention this, I lose my temper. ”

I waved my hand to show that it didn't matter.

Stand up.

Flick the cloak: "Lead the way, go straight to the lord's head." ”

"Now?"

Looking at the Shadow Warlock's surprised expression, I didn't quite understand why. Isn't it just a small copy? Kill all the minions outside the city, rush in and kill a few generals, and then fight the lord and the scattered personal soldiers at the same time, and it's over. That's it, I'm really in a bad mood, hurry up and go to bed.

The Shadow Warlock frowned and persuaded in the most respectful tone possible, "My lord, I saw that you have killed hundreds of troops alone, and you are indeed very strong. But, we're talking about a lord! Tens of thousands of troops, even if you have enough strength, you don't have enough physical strength, I have never heard of anyone who can defeat tens of thousands of troops in a row, and it is estimated that your arms will be tired and unable to lift up if you don't reach a thousand people. What's more, there are two powerful generals by the lord's side, and their strength is only slightly worse than mine. ”

"How many troops do you have?"

"Three hundred." He scratched his head, "But they are all elites who have sworn allegiance to our family, and we are very lucky at this moment!" The lord's four generals led an army of 20,000 to the battle, and there were only two generals in the family, and the troops were not very sufficient, this was our best chance! ”

Is this called luck? Then what do you call the lord to put all his servants on family leave, and then wait for you alone in the bathroom to assassinate, five million?

"Again, send troops at once! If you miss the opportunity, what can you do with your 300 troops? ”

"This ...... Of course. ”

No matter what the Shadow Warlock says, he is a defeated player who follows the "order", and he can't refute it, so he can only walk out in frustration.

Suddenly, he took a few steps back and shouted, "Unlucky! ”

Well?

I looked in his astonished direction, and there was a white cat crouched on the windowsill looking at it, and then jumped away.

Fuss. I snorted and continued to eat and drink, and soon heard another "Unlucky!" ”

What's wrong with it?

I noticed that the Shadow Warlock's shoelaces were broken.

"Unlucky!" The candlestick beside him extinguished itself without wind.

"Unlucky!" A maid accidentally spilled a blue drink on him.

Hey, is he such a superstitious person?

The Shadow Warlock hesitated for a moment, then turned back to me, "My lord, we must evacuate immediately!" I'm afraid the seizure of the lord's position will be postponed! ”

"Because it's unlucky?"

"Yes!" The Shadow Warlock seemed to see that I was dismissive of luck and explained, "When I first went to see you, I used a random teleportation spell, and the reason why I was able to reach you directly in the vast universe was because I was lucky enough to have a black cat pass by and lick my hand that day. Luck is accurate, sir! ”

I was already in a bad mood, and he was still rambling here, so I stood up and threw the glass full of red wine in his face: "Shut up! Troops now! ”

He was really stunned. After more than ten seconds, he nodded in frustration, and then left the room while wiping the red wine on his body.

I was also depressed.

For a long time.

After eating and drinking, no one had come to inform me that I could go, so I kicked over the chair and walked out of the room in a rage. I just wanted to yell at the Shadow Warlock, but I found that he had already finished reorganizing his troops.

"You guy, since you could have left a long time ago, why didn't you call me?"

The Shadow Warlock suddenly fell to me on one knee and pleaded, "Your Excellency, you must be the first time you have come to the Night Clan's territory, and there are some local matters that must be reported to you first!" ”

I thought he was a more reticent person.

"First, the laws of the realms of the Night Clan are made by the lords; Second, there is no uniform law for the entire territory of the Night Clan; Thirdly, there is only one unwritten rule in the whole territory, and there is only one! …… A woman in black clothes and black hair brings bad luck. ”

Well?

After that, he took off the hood of his robe, and it was a short white hair that was lean and slightly handsome: "My lord, most of the Night Clan people have white hair, and most of the Day Clan people have black hair. And a dark-haired Nightclan woman is uncommon and is bound to bring bad luck! ”

What exactly is he trying to say?

The Shadow Warlock said, pointing to the side for me to see. Far away from the troop assembly, two knights were stretching out their arms to hold a stunning beauty in black clothes and black hair, the latter's figure was only bewitching under the fancy binding of the rope, and it was so charming to twist his waist and hips so slightly, while the former ...... The two knights were like the plague gods, tilting their heads, stretching their arms, and shrinking their shoulders as far as they could, almost pressing their fingertips on the shoulders of the beauty.

"My lord, they accidentally captured an unidentified captive while cleaning up the battlefield. I didn't pay attention to the hair color at the time, but now that it's all tied, we're going to have a big disaster. I beg you, don't go on the march! We will be defeated! ”

Seriously, I'm murderous. It's rare for anyone to disprove my will like that, and he's a defeated player, and if it weren't for his abilities, I'd have killed him right now.

I suppressed my anger, and he dared to continue: "Please promise me that no matter what, in the territory of the Night Clan, you will never get close to a woman in black clothes and black hair! ”

"Okay......" I laughed, but my temples were already pounding, "I promise you." ”

The Shadow Warlock finally breathed a sigh of relief, but his expression of relief only lasted for three seconds before he saw me waving to the beauty, and his whole body froze.

The two knights gently pushed the beauty over.

I picked her chin with my fingers. Seriously, it's beautiful...... Exotic mature and sexy and glamorous. Can't help but scratch her pair of huge boobs, G cup? The sense of weight is maddening.

"Little sister, they all say you're unlucky...... What do you think? ”

The beauty teased me, laughed without saying a word, just silently brushed aside her left foot, revealing her fair mouth-watering thighs. I've never seen such a charming woman.

"This woman has a problem, and she took the initiative to seduce strangers" This thought only appeared for a moment, and then was covered by the thought of "I have demon power, and it is normal for women to like me".

Wet kisses.

I did it in public, and she responded to me very enthusiastically, and seemed to enjoy it more than me. Ah, bitch, I like it.

Had a great time.

Played for a long time.

Courtesy.

"It's really enjoyable, are the Night Clan people such high-grade goods?" I happily turned around and asked, only to find that there was no one left around, except for the Shadow Warlock who was also on one knee and saluted, "What about people?" Did you send troops before I gave the order? ”

The Shadow Warlock kept his head bowed and replied, "My lord, they knew that a great disaster was coming, and they all fled for their lives. ”

Isn't it just a pretty girl, as for it?

"Then why are you still here?"

"For the sake of loyalty, my lord."

That being said, I could tell that the Shadow Warlock wasn't quite right. By the way, this isn't his woman, is it? That's not good.

Smack, smack, smack......

Sparse applause.

The black-haired beauty clapped her hands and praised, "I can commend you for your loyalty." What is it called? ”

No one answered.

"What do you want?"

This time, the Shadow Warlock immediately replied, "Strength! Endless power! The stronger, the better! ”

With an evil smile, the beauty walked over to the shadow warlock and lifted his chin, "Yes." Then he kissed me lightly, turned to me and asked, "You worked very hard just now, I can also praise you, what's your name?" ”

…… Who is this woman? Do you think you are a goddess? Why can you claim to praise me?

Seeing that there was no response, she asked again, "What do you want?" ”

I want to unify the universe, and you can't afford it. Then again, I've made two vows, and nothing good has happened, so you're neither like a dragon nor a pearl, don't pretend to be a ghost.

Still didn't respond, and the beauty played with her long hair without interest: "Then I'll look at it, endless pain, okay?" ”

"What?"

Suddenly feeling bad, he took out his two guns and shouted, "Who are you!" ”

She laughed without saying a word, but it was the Shadow Warlock who suddenly let out a loud "bang" - a column of blood spurted out of his forehead, as if the blood of his whole body was concentrated on his forehead, and the Shadow Warlock rolled his eyes, his whole body twitched, and slowly fell backwards.

"Tell me, what are you!"

"Your master...... Hey? ”

In the face of my questioning, the beauty just raised the corners of her mouth, and her expression suddenly changed after saying four words just now. Her face suddenly sank, and she frowned: "Immune enslavement effect? It doesn't matter, there are many more! ”

A lot of what?

Bang!

It was as if the giant's fingers had flicked my fingers, and my head fell back sharply, and a column of bright red blood spurted from my forehead into the night, which was reflected in the night sky beautifully.

In the next second, the blood in the whole body spurted, the pain was incomparable, and it felt like it was about to explode!

Pain! Pain!

I screamed, only to realize that every part of my skin was bruised, and even blood spurted out in many places. It's funny, it's not like the water polo was pricked with a needle...... Holy!

As soon as his legs were weak, he fell to his knees, grabbed his chest involuntarily, and his heart was frantically clamming that it was about to explode!

I looked up at her sideways, "You...... Who is it! ”

The beautiful woman held her chest with one hand, raised her long hair with the other, and looked at me with disdain, her eyes were full of coldness to look at insects: "It's just a black-haired woman in black who is passing by, hehe." ”

Soon, a large amount of blood flowed from under my armor. Trembling, he untied his armour, and his entire arm was already peeled open.

No! It's every inch of skin that has been "turned upside down", like the fried scales of a dying fish, only more exaggerated.

This pool of water on the ground is full of my blood? It hurts so much that I'm delirious!

"What a grudge! Why do you want to hurt me like this! ”

"Hmm......" The beauty pretended to think seriously, and then laughed wildly, "Teach your mother what it means to respect women, hehe......"

Holy!

Gotta escape! Otherwise, I will either lose too much blood or go crazy!

I shuddered and pulled out my phone, but luckily she didn't notice the action and just continued to taunt me.

With difficulty, he flipped out Hillier's task and clicked the finish button.

Because the blood was churning all over my body, I didn't hear what she said in the last sentence, vaguely as if it were: "Also, you will never have a chance to XXX......"

A, it's a shame for the demons

B, take advantage of your bug

C, play with women

D, cast your proud spell[.]