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To this, Vardy just wants to say: MMP!

You still want to make the unknown horror you made a normal situation?

No matter how generous the mission reward is, Vardy will definitely not pee on the pitch, and Tineema is disgraced!

Once it can be said that the game was nervous, negligent, and forgot to go to the toilet;

But if he always does this, then everyone else will know that he has a man's problem!

So Vardy didn't take this task at all and gave up directly.

Fortunately, the system also knew that this task was a bit excessive, so there was no failure penalty at all, otherwise Vardy would have cried out with a loud cry.

Well, the point of this match is to win the championship and do everything in your power to get Gerrard and Alonso to kiss each other, although it looks a bit hard!

......

When they were in the tunnel to get ready to play, the Liverpool players looked at Jamie Vardy very badly.

Derby is always the hottest battleground, and there is no such thing as friendliness.

Jamie Vardy is an Everton player and belongs to Manchester United, which is a double hatred.

Coupled with Vardy's deception, the Liverpool players simply hate him to the core, and it's strange to be able to give him a good expression!

Vardy doesn't care too much though, because his focus is on comics!

When the two sides lined up, Vardy deliberately stood next to Alonso, leaned his head over, and asked with a smirk: "Do you like Gerrard?" ”

Alonso was stunned, and his face instantly darkened!

What does this tease mean?

How can you possibly like a man?

Although Vardy's voice was not loud, several people in front and behind heard it, and they all looked at Vardy and Alonso with a stunned expression.

Vardy is a lot of amusement and is very calm about this kind of gaze, but Alonso can't, he feels a little overwhelmed!

"I have a girlfriend and I like him a lot!" Gentleman Alonso replied to Vardy in a serious manner.

Vardy shook his head boredly, he really didn't know how to joke.

I remember that in the shocking kiss in his previous life, Brother Long belonged to the passive party and the pandering party, so he asked this jokingly.

Speaking of which, Vardy still likes Brother Long very much, and retired at Bayern in later life, and Vardy was sad for several days.

Brother Long is a real winner in life, he has been in society, participated in the Red Army, entered the royal family, and has been a good person, and he has all the honors of the World Cup and the European Cup, and he can be called a master of the midfield generation and a low-key master.

However, Vardy believes that he is not understated at all when he wears Armani......

Even Vardy doesn't have the mentality of treating Alonso as a sworn rival right now, he's looking up to a superstar.

Don't look at Vardy's success in the Premier League, but many times, he will unconsciously substitute himself for that little dick in his previous life. Silk, seeing a superstar like Alonso, not asking for an autograph and group photo, it was already his restraint.

I'm sorry Brother Long, today I'm going to let Gerald take your first kiss.

Well, the first kiss with a man!

The only problem is that Vardy hasn't thought of a plan yet, how can this pair of good friends stage a shocking kiss in advance!

Do you have to press the back of the two of them together?

That's a good idea!

I just don't know if Brother Long and Team Jie will kill themselves!

......

After the start of the game, Liverpool did not play with momentum.

Originally, Benitez wanted to storm Everton without Vardy, but now that Vardy has returned, it is clear that they will not dare to do so.

Finding a way to change tactics in a short period of time makes Liverpool's players very uncomfortable, some people want to attack, some people want to defend, and their thinking is not unified, so they naturally can't play as well as they should.

Seeing that the sworn enemy was not in a state, where could Everton show mercy, he took off his arms and rushed up, holding down and beating him violently.

Come on, when Benitez saw this situation, he waved his hand and came back to defend first!

So everyone saw a different Everton again, an Everton who could press Liverpool and beat it!

Of course, Everton's attacking position has always been a problem, and even with Vardy, it won't change that.

The two sides put down the shelves of the Premier League teams and played wrestling on the court, and they fell for 20 minutes, still without a win.

Jamie Vardy didn't get too good a chance to open the scoring and didn't give Gerrard and Alonso a direct kiss.

This will not work!

Vardy thinks it's time for a change!

So Vardy came up with grenade tactics again......

In fact, Vardy was very reluctant to play grenade tactics, on the one hand, it was not interesting, and on the other hand, it hurt too much.

But now that the team can't open the situation, they can only sacrifice their unicorn arms.

You can't let this sharp special ** cost away, right?

So Vardy took over the throwing of Everton's throw-in, and of course, this thing is usually not grabbed from him!

Seeing Vardy take the initiative to stand up, his teammates understood, except for those who were ambushed outside the penalty area and ready to grab the second landing point, all the rest were ambushed in the penalty area.

The grenade rain has appeared again!

An air raid siren sounded over the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff!

Liverpool also tasted the pain that Manchester City had tasted this time, and the explosion made their heads dizzy.

Iceland can use grenade tactics to overturn England, not to mention that there is no inherently unbridgeable gap between Everton and Liverpool now.

In the 29th minute, Jamie Vardy threw a grenade into the six-yard box, and the Liverpool goalkeeper jumped high in the crowd and didn't dare to take it off, so he punched it hard.

The ball went off the beaten path and flew high back to the right.

Jamie Vardy was rushing into the box but came face-to-face with the ball.

Hey, why did you come back?

Looking at the trajectory of the ball, it should be right in front of you.

Vardy has itchy feet!

Looking at the goal, my current position is about 30 degrees angle to the goal, which is not very suitable for direct shooting!

However, there is always a kind of player in the world, not that the world does not score!

Vardy has scored a lot of goals, but the real world wave is not yet there!

Remember Zinedine Zidane's Champions League final?

Aside from the long run, Vardy has not yet made such a masterpiece!

Done!

Facing the incoming ball, he volleyed his foot into the air with his left foot, and his posture was so handsome!

Let me in!

Vardy roared with rage, as if he could shake the earth!

Seeing this, Reese, who came up to defend him, squatted down directly, looking at Vardy's posture and strength, this would inevitably be an earth-shattering shot, stuffy on himself, the pain was a trivial matter, the key was that he was really afraid that he would be half of his body.

The exclamations from the stands have spread and exploded, with surprise on one side and horror on the other!

But in the next moment, the whole stadium was drowned out with laughter......