The Champions League group draw did not make too many waves, and the clear distinction between strength and weakness made the group stage not too eye-catching.

Maybe Manchester United and Real Madrid have encountered a strong opponent, but in fact, this is just a media hype, in terms of real strength, the second team is still not enough to shake the first team giant.

Returning to Milan from Monaco, Vardy returned to the training ground.

Unable to play at the weekend, Vardy did not relax his demands but focused more on how to guide Balotelli to tease.

Alas, it's a bit of a pity to say, because Balotelli is not the main team yet, and even the regular rotation is not counted, so the playing time is unusually pitiful, and he did not get a minute of playing time in the Italian Super Cup and the first round of Serie A.

In this case, Vardy could only take him to tease off the pitch and walk on one leg.

However, Balotelli had a chance in this game, with Jamie Vardy being suspended for a red card and Suazzo suffering a slight muscle strain in the previous game, which meant that Mancini could only field a central striker combination of Ibrahimovic and Crespo.

As a result, although Balotelli is on the bench, he is already the first substitute in the forward position, and even if Ibrahimovic and Crespo have no accidents, Balotelli is likely to be replaced at regular intervals in the second half.

Well, it's an opportunity.

After training, Vardy pulled Balotelli to sit on the sidelines.

"Mario, you're going to play in this game, and if you do play and score goals, aren't you ready to celebrate?" Vardy asked seemingly kindly.

Balotelli smiled shyly, although he has not yet been given a chance in the first team, let alone scored, but in the youth team, Balotelli is also a shooting machine, how can he not have a celebratory action.

"My girlfriend will go to the away stadium and I want to make a heart shape in front of the stands!" Balotelli said a little embarrassed.

Vardy almost didn't choke himself to death, Balotelli, a big stallion, actually has such an innocent time?

No, if he really wants to compare his heart, then won't his plan be bankrupt!

After thinking about it, Vardy said: "First of all, you may not be able to play, if you can't play, wouldn't it be a shame in front of Ma Zi?" Also, it's dangerous for your girlfriend to go to the away stadium, and you know that crazy home fans can do anything, so I think it's better not to let him go away! ”

Perhaps Vardy's words sounded reasonable, but Balotelli hesitated for a moment, but actually nodded really.

"Then I won't let her go, I'll think of another celebratory move!"

Vardy smiled, got it!

"As someone who has come over, I feel like the two of us are similar in some ways, so I can teach you a few hands." Vardy caught Balotelli's interest with an unfathomable look.

Balotelli naturally knows that Vardy's stunner is one of the brightest pearls in the celebration of goals, and even his celebration is more exciting than his goal, as long as Vardy is in the mood, any kind of strange action can be made.

Looking at Balotelli as if he were a curious baby, Vardy couldn't help but be proud.

"First of all, you are still too young now, and it is not easy to give everyone a fierce feeling, this is unacceptable, for a professional player, sometimes momentum is not more important than ball skills, you have to make people think that you are not easy to mess with!"

"For example, a domineering move after scoring a goal, can it make the opponent feel timid?"

"For example, when you score a goal, you hit the post with your head and then look around with a sharp eye despite the pain, is there a kind of rush of death? Behave so fiercely, can others not be afraid of you? Do you dare to make all sorts of small moves when defending you? ”

"For another example, after scoring a goal, you kicked the billboard frantically, and directly smashed the billboard to a pulp, so violent, can others not be afraid of you?"

"Of course, if you go too far, you will get a red card, so you have to grasp this degree yourself!"

"Anyway, there are a lot of examples like this, you can go ahead and develop them!"

"Tell you a truth, in this world, being a unique person, even if everyone scolds you, is better than a mediocre life!"

Vardy's words sent Balotelli deep in thought, and it took a moment for him to smile excitedly.

"Got it! I know what to do! ”

Looking at Balotelli bouncing away, Vardy didn't know whether he had done a good thing or a bad thing.

It was as if young Balotelli was locked up in a room, and outside the room was a world of teasing.

All Vardy is doing now is opening the door for Balotelli and letting him go.

As for whether Balotelli will choose to walk out of a bright path in the world of teasing or go along with teasing, it is not up to Vardy to control.

All he did was bring forward a point in time.

Vardy was also curious to see how Balotelli would celebrate his goal if he did play.

In the second round of Serie A, Inter Milan played away against Empoli.

Jamie Vardy did not play with the squad because it was too risky to watch from the away stands, and for the sake of safety, Vardy chose to stay at home to watch the game.

Vardy is not worried about what will happen to Inter without himself, without himself in his previous life, Inter Milan also won the Serie A championship!

Sure enough, the mighty Inter Milan were still unable to fight back against Empoli away from home despite Jamie Vardy's suspension, leading by two goals in the first half, with Ibrahimovic opening the scoring and Cambiaso extending the score with a long-range shot.

At the beginning of the second half, although the opponent played a wave of counter-attacks, it was quickly brutally suppressed, and Figo scored a goal in the counterattack, almost killing the game.

And in this case, what Vardy was looking forward to finally happened.

In the 70th minute of the second half, Balotelli came on as a substitute for Crespo, making his Serie A debut.

Speaking of which, Vardy felt that Balotelli was more suitable to be the host of the system than himself, because the system had been cultivated for so long before he became a tease, while Balotelli was different, this thing may be a tease from the bones.

As Inter's high-profile youth talent, Balotelli gave all Inter a surprise after his appearance, but this surprise immediately came to an abrupt end and turned into a fright.

In the 75th minute of the second half, Balotelli received the ball on the right side, quickly changed direction to directly wipe out the defense of the opponent's defender, and dribbled the ball diagonally from the ribs into the penalty area, as if it had become a single knife.

Vardy was stunned, feeling that this scene was unusually familiar.

Isn't this the legendary genuine thinking life?

World-class below the neck is no joke, Balotelli's talent is simply envious, and it can be seen from his attack this time that if he grows well, Balotelli has no chance of becoming a superstar.

Vardy stared intently at Balotelli as if he had a premonition of what was going to happen.

However, to Vardy's surprise for a long time, Balotelli did not make a convulsion, and quickly and neatly dribbled the ball to the goalkeeper and pumped the ball into Empoli's goal.

Sure enough, he was a genius, he scored on his debut, and it was a very beautiful goal!

Inter fans are very excited, this is their own child, finally about to grow up!

Balotelli didn't think about life in his right way, and Vardy didn't know whether he was happy or sad, which was a strange feeling.

However, after the goal, Balotelli really did not celebrate the goal seriously, but rushed all the way to the away team's bench.

The teammates on the bench thought that Balotelli had come to celebrate with them, and cheered and got up to cater to Balotelli, but what they didn't expect was that Balotelli directly took them as targets.

Hold your head, Duang!

Violent headshot!

Then come again, hold your head, Duang!

Duang！

Duang！

A series of headers came down and smashed the Inter substitutes into silly.

Are you smashing walnuts?

No one expected Balotelli to be so crazy as to attack his teammates, and of course, as you know, it was just a joke on Balotelli.

But the excitement was still to come, and Balotelli may have felt that the bald head of his teammate was not enough, and in full view, a violent head hammer smashed on the side shield of the bench.

Duang！

Splinters!

Incredibly, the transparent plastic baffle was smashed to pieces by Balotelli.

Balotelli finally found a sense of domineering, looking proudly around in the fragments of a place, showing the domineering in his bones to the fullest.

But before he could have enough fun, the referee had already run over and showed him a red card without hesitation.

Balotelli is out!

Ba Shen was dumbfounded, he never thought that he would be sent off.

Why?

The Inter players hurriedly surrounded the referee to put pressure on the referee, and although Balotelli died himself, they could not ignore it.

Destruction of stadium facilities, no problem with Balotelli being sent off!

Vardy didn't expect this thing to hit the bench baffle, isn't that thing hard?

Doesn't your head hurt?

I'm letting him show domineering, but you don't really have to smash the bench baffle, right?

Balotelli walked innocently into the tunnel and still didn't understand why he was sent off.

Mancini was so angry that he was bleeding, he thought that having a Vardy would be enough to be uneasy, but he didn't expect Balotelli to pop up again, it was clearly Vardy's second rhythm, couldn't he let himself continue to coach calmly?

Fans also watched a very hilarious farce, whether it was Balotelli's headbutt to his team-mates or his smashing of the bench baffle, there was a strong sense of amusement, as if it was a copy of Vardy.

In the eyes of the fans, perhaps Vardy is now kneeling on the ground to thank God for his words - I am not alone!