Chapter 64: Who is the Taoist here?
The third or fourth wave of poison began to shrink in the ruins, and the demon hunters retreated from the inside of the castle one after another, looking around cautiously.
This blue "poisonous fog" visible to the naked eye now has some power, and everyone is at a loss. But when they came out, they all found that the space was slowly fading.
For example, a plant or tree in the distance seems to be lifted up in the air, and after a while, it disappears into the air.
Shi Haoren hung up the communication with Guapi 23333, and after the dream space began to collapse, the PDA could connect to the signal anytime and anywhere.
The strong city walls in the distance became ruins as they "collapsed".
Looking into the distance, Shi Haoren could suddenly see Ningling flicking her tail and fighting with Yueling in the distance.
He saw that Kashan was looking at him with a strange smile.
The fat man lost his mind and poked Shi Haoren's waist with his hand, "I said boss, did you see the little sister playing cosplay outside and shaking her big tail?" ”
Standing on the high platform, the view is relatively sufficient, and the tail of the lemon is too eye-catching.
"She's a werewolf, my tenant."
"Wow!" The fat man shouted, and almost knelt down for Shi Haoren, "Boss, I will also be your tenant in the future, right!?" ”
Shi Haoren looked at the fat man's squinting face, and wondered if this obscene thing would be smashed by a meteorite.
He shook off the fat man's hand, "Don't speak, stand still, and don't move, lest you be struck by lightning later!" ”
"Boss, I have studied the history of your place before, and it seems that adults teach children a lesson, saying that they can't do anything, otherwise they will be struck by lightning. In fact, we are similar on the other side, we will fool children like this, for example, what does a child do, God will swallow his shadow...... Anyway, boss, I'm a crown prince anyway, and you ...... trick children like this."
"Boom!"
A thunderbolt was the first to strike in front of the fat man's eyes.
Shi Haoren found that Heng Fatman's legs were trembling, as if he was diapering.
could only shrug helplessly, "Do you know that our goddess hates talking too much." ”
The fat man was still shaking, "I remember that the goddess of 66666 doesn't like to chat with people the most to increase knowledge?" ”
"She's crazy, and it's not the 66666 goddess up there now, someone else is helping us."
"Okay, I'm sorry, I don't speak." The fat man's cold sweat instantly wet his clothes.
After the fat man was honest, Shi Haoren continued to look at the demon hunter running around in a panic below, raised his hand to the sky, and snapped his fingers with a "ding".
"Crackling."
There were thirty bolts of lightning as thick as a container, and in the blink of an eye, all the witchers fell in the ruins, one by two, with scorched faces.
Shi Haoren's data terminal rang a few times.
"Hey."
"Aha, sister, this trick is so good just now, I forgot what my name was, it seems to be a thunderbolt on a sunny day?" Guapi 23333 was very happy, "Finally lost a thunderstorm on the territory of Jingle Bell!" ”
"What's that......" Shi Haoren felt a little strange, "Sister, you just threw an attack spell, why did you all fall down with a scorched face?" ”
There was silence on the other side of the communication.
"Hey!" Guapi 23333 patted the table next to him (Shi Haoren revered), very excited, "It's okay, you just called my sister to be a bomber, and my sister was so excited that she forgot to throw the [Forgetting Spell] on it...... You wait, I'll do another wave. ”
After finishing speaking, there were more than 30 thunderbolts on a sunny day.
"Ha, it's no problem now, sister still hangs up in advance, your goddess will be back in a few days, don't tell her about the fact that I buried fifty nuclear bombs downstairs in her house."
"You planted fifty more nuclear bombs?" Shi Haoren was speechless for a while.
"Why, they all recognize me as a sister, and they still don't stand on the united front with me?"
"No, no." Shi Haoren hurriedly said that he didn't care about the two of them, "You just have to tell me when you are going to detonate these nuclear bombs, and I will avoid the time when you detonate them, lest they blow up to ashes after they pass, and then they will become a Minion." ”
"Aha, isn't it cute to be a Minion?" Guapi 23333 laughed arrogantly, "Yes, it's really not okay Sister to help you apply for resurrection, how about giving you a Pipi shrimp's body, fast moving speed, amphibious on land and sea, the armor is still hard, and the feel is good puff puff, don't you like battleships, so many hands, isn't it more convenient to control battleships?" That's right, as far as Pipi Shrimp, there happens to be a sea world civilization under my hand, and when the time comes, I will turn you into Pipi Shrimp, find Ding Dong 66666 and you will come to me, you help me manage this sea world civilization, what oyster shell people, sea urchin people, coral people, all have very beautiful women, you can ...... after becoming Pipi shrimp Anyway, sister is your backer, and you can become the king of Pipi shrimp in the sea world civilization! ”
"Stop!" Shi Haoren hurriedly stopped Guapi 23333 and continued, "You still tell me when you are going to detonate these bombs." ”
Guapi 23333 was obviously a little unhappy, "Brother, I really want to know what it's like to have a Pipi shrimp among the prosecutors under my command." ”
"This kind of fate has to be met by yourself." Shi Haoren's cold sweat flowed, "Ding Dong 66666 is kind to me, I will definitely always be her prosecutor, you just have to tell me what you plan to blow her up afterwards, I won't tell her." ”
"Okay, I'll surprise her on the first day she comes back."
Hanging up the communication, Fat Heng looked at Shi Haoren with his big white teeth exposed, and rubbed his hands around, "Boss, I am also your tenant, where you go in the future, I will follow you, right?" ”
"Well, yes, unless you go back to the Shadow Galaxy." Shi Haoren didn't know why the fat man suddenly said this to himself, "What's wrong?" Or is it that you are tired, and you want to stay quiet and quiet at home every day, this is okay, just cook your own rice, I don't pack rice, only eat instant noodles, it's good to say, I'll buy a few boxes when I go back. ”
After finishing speaking, Shi Haoren found that the ancient castle had all been turned into ruins, and he and Heng Fatzi were standing in a raised area of the ruins. He beckoned to Ning Ning and the others in the distance, and motioned for them to come over.
Later, we will move these thirty or so fainted witchers out and throw them into the ice field.
Fat Heng was still rubbing his hands, "Boss, I mean ......"
"It's nothing, it's all a family in the future, you say." Shi Haoren turned his head, "Including the matter of your uncle snatching your shadow, I will also go back and discuss it with the 66666 goddess to help you settle it." ”
The fat man shook his head vigorously, "No, no, boss, I'm not talking about my shadow and my uncle, that thing is in a hurry, it must be mine." I mean...... What, boss, or you can be a Pipi shrimp, and I will also become a Pi Phi shrimp, and go to see what kind of virtue the mermaids and coral beauties in the sea world are, hehe......
Shi Haoren: "......"
Turning his head, he looked at the endless ice field.
Another problem tenant, there is no normal one!
"Landlord landlord!"
At this time, Ning Ning wagged her tail and rushed up, "Landlord, are you okay?" ”
"It's fine." Touching Ningning's head, Shi Haoren looked at Kashan, "That's what you said, if you come in, you will kill each other, but fortunately, the terminal and I found a way to help." ”
Kasan nodded, "Hmm. ”
"Senpai!" Yueling also followed up, "What about my sister?" ”
"Your sister went to the Crotty Continent, it's safe, don't worry."
"Senior, were you crossing the tribulation just now, a thunderbolt on a sunny day!" Yueling's eyes were full of admiration.
"I'm standing here, God, your mother!?"
"Who is that fellow Daoist here?" Yueling touched her chin and looked around, thoughtfully.
"Smack" She suddenly clapped her hands and suddenly realized, "Senior, you mean, my sister has just crossed the catastrophe?" ”
Shi Haoren was helpless: "I just said that she went to Crotty......"
"I see, after the tribulation, I must first go to the other world to crusade against the demon king, show my allegiance to the heavenly court, and obtain the certificate of the heavenly court, so that I can be reborn in the heavenly realm smoothly." Yueling nodded, "I don't know when I will be able to survive the catastrophe like my sister." ”
Everyone: "......"