Chapter Twenty-Seven: The code is easy, my eldest brother called me, and replied with a stupid X, and now he is still being beaten
Urahara store.
"Yawn ......"
With a comfortable moan, Brother Biao stretched lazily, but then the movement of his hand was stiff.
Strange ceilings, strange beds...... Ah, no, I should say tatami mats.
"Are you awake?"
A cautious voice came from the side, Wu Biao tilted his head to look, only to find that a little girl with a double ponytail was kneeling on the side, Brother Biao suddenly understood when he saw this: "It's you, why did I come to you?" ”
"You were seriously injured earlier, and the store manager brought you back for treatment!"
Hearing this, Wu Biao looked at the bandages wrapped around his body and nodded, tried to move his body, and the previous injuries had basically healed: "Yo, your store manager's medical skills are good!" ”
While saying, Brother Biao got up from the tatami mat: "Where did that white and green hat go?" With that, he stood up on his own, and his stomach suddenly throbbed.
"Forget it, there's nothing to eat, I'm going to starve to death!"
Xiaoyu's face changed suddenly, and she quietly stepped back, looking at Wu Biao with a frightened expression.
This big brother is about to starve to death?
Isn't that ......
Thinking of what Wu Biao said last time, Xiaoyu suddenly had the idea of rushing out of the door, and the tears in her eyes began to roll.
"I'll go, I mean I'm hungry, what are you crying about, it's like I'm going to eat you......"
It's okay if he doesn't say this, just after he finished speaking, Xiaoyu directly exclaimed, turned around and ran outside.
"There's something wrong with this girl's mind!" Brother Biao scratched his head when he saw this, but as the door opened, the aroma of food directly interrupted Brother Biao's thoughts.
Shrugging his nose, Brother Biao crawled out of the room directly on all fours along the fragrance of rice.
It should be said that Brother Biao was so hungry that he forgot to walk, so he rushed all the way to the room full of the smell of rice, making everyone and cat in the room stunned, but Wu Biao ignored the two.
"Eat is eat!!"
After roaring like a beast, Brother Biao slaughtered the table full of food like a hungry tiger, and picked up the rice pot like drinking water, gurgling and pulling it into his mouth.
"......" Kisuke Urahara slapped his forehead, he forgot that he brought this product back for treatment yesterday, and he knew that he would wake up so soon and let Yixin come to pick him up, this hungry food for several lifetimes, I can't afford this little grocery store!
The cat on the side, with a very humanized sluggish expression on his face, looked at Wu Biao, who suddenly ran out, and then gobbled it up with an inhuman appearance, and after half a sound, he actually spoke.
"This ...... Well...... Creature, is that the Wu Biao you mentioned earlier? ”
Obviously, Wu Biao's eating appearance has been directly thrown out of the human race, and the voice made by this cat is a particularly thick male voice, which makes people feel very majestic when they listen to it.
Kisuke Urahara smiled bitterly and nodded, "Well, he's the special human I mentioned to you earlier. ”
"I'm rubbing, this world is really magical, even a black cat can talk!" Wu Biao ate for a moment, glanced at Ye Yi with a curious expression, and then shook his head: "Forget it, anyway, there are even that kind of monsters called void in this world, and it's not a big deal for a cat to talk!" ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Brother Biao lowered his head and continued to start his eating business.
The response is good and flat...... But the arguments are compelling.
Yeyi couldn't help but sweat, her bright yellow eyes looked at Wu Biao with curiosity, about the previous battle, Urahara Kisuke also told it, and actually defeated the great void of Killian with a mere human body.
When she heard it, even she felt a little unconvinced, and the body of this little ghost in front of her didn't even have a trace of spiritual power, it looked exactly like an ordinary human, it was hard to imagine that it had defeated Killian.
After thinking about it for a while, Ye Yi didn't figure it out, you must know that Ye Yi, who is the head of the Four Feng Courtyard, one of the four nobles in the Quiet Spirit Court, has read many classics, and he understands the only few special races in the human race very thoroughly.
But this little ghost in front of him definitely doesn't belong to those special people, which can't help but make Ye Yi a little curious, looking at Wu Biao and asking, "Boy, what are you?" ”
"The house is dynamic from time to time (Lao Tzu is not a thing)" Wu Biao muttered vaguely while chewing the food, but after speaking, he felt that something was wrong, and swallowed the food in his mouth directly: "Black-haired beast, are you looking for death, you are not a thing, your whole family is not a thing." ”
Ye Yi was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then the cat's face suddenly became cold, how can the majesty of the Sifeng Courtyard family be underestimated, Brother Biao's words are equivalent to scolding the entire Sifeng Courtyard family.
"Rest the anger, stop the anger, there's something wrong with this kid!" Seeing this, Urahara hurriedly pointed to his head and said, otherwise the two people in front of him are likely to fight here!
Ye Yi snorted coldly when he heard this, and he didn't bother to care about the words of a little ghost.
"You've got a problem with your brain!" Brother Biao was not happy, and the tiger eyes were round: "Green hat, are you looking for a beating, don't you dare to say anything else, just your Brother Biao's brain is absolutely Sherlock Holmes detective level, very smart!" ”
Cuckold?
Kisuke Urahara couldn't help but have a green tendon on his head, this thing in front of him really should beat him up......
And let's not talk about who Sherlock Holmes is, just this head dares to say that he is smart, you can't have a special face!
"Hmm...... Xiaoyu, Mrs., buy a bowl of noodles for one person at night, today's dinner is canceled! "Urahara Kisuke is a person, he definitely belongs to the kind of person who is so smart that he catches Brother Biao's weakness as soon as he opens his mouth.
Then I didn't forget to add a sentence: "By the way, you don't need to bring this Wu Biao's share." ”
Brother Biao stared at Kisuke Urahara for a while, but the fierce expression on his face became weaker and weaker, and finally he looked pitiful: "I'm sorry, I was wrong!" ”
The corners of Yeyi's mouth twitched: "Ah, hey, do you want to compromise so quickly, don't you even want dignity for food?" ”
"Silly X, is this comparable? Can dignity fill the stomach, it must be the food that is the most important! Brother Biao glanced at Ye Yi with great disdain and mockery, and his eyes seemed to say: This is a stupid X, and his IQ is not as good as mine!
This look made the night feel a cracking sensation of an egg cracking, of course...... The premise is that she has eggs, and she is scolded by others for being stupid X, and she is angry at most.
But being scolded by an unconscious stupid X made Yeyi feel crazy all of a sudden, and what made Yeyi feel embarrassed the most was ...... She actually thinks that this stupid X makes sense......
I have to say that Brother Biao's natural mocking aura is close to the full level!
At least Yeyi has an urge to pounce and scratch Brother Biao's face full of peach blossoms, it should be said that she has pounced, but she was dragged back by Urahara Kisuke.
It's not that he wants to help Brother Biao, but Yeyi in a cat-like state, and he may not be able to do the stupid X in front of him......
Brother Biao doesn't know, if he knew that he had been scolded countless times in the hearts of these two stupid X's in front of him, he would probably have run away and beat this person and a cat into a stupid X.
After eating, Brother Biao went out to buy a box of cigarettes, and then ran back to the Puyuan store in a grand manner, after all, his boss had just called, and he was given a few days off to let him recover from his injuries here before going back.
In this regard, Kisuke Urahara is still scolding Kurosaki for a meal, which is almost enough for their family to eat for a week, even if the previous medical expenses can't be paid, at least they have to pay for food.
Otherwise, he really can't afford to hurt this little grocery store......
……
Near dusk, somewhere on the outskirts of the world, a quaint sliding door gradually appeared in the void, and two men appeared here out of thin air as the door opened.
These two are all dressed in death overlord costumes!
One of them was a man with red-striped eyebrows, a knife in his right hand against his shoulder, and his resolute cheeks were full of arrogance.
The other man was extremely handsome, with long hair, light purple eyes, a cold expression, and a star-holding on his head. Although it is not the season when the cherry blossoms are in full bloom, there are countless cherry blossoms dancing around him.
The moment these two people appeared, Kisuke Urahara and Yaichi in the Urahara store both frowned.
Wu Biao, who was snoring on the tatami mat, suddenly opened his eyes, and the inside was actually full of condensation, although there was a terrifying power that blocked his senses, so that he could not sense the positions prescribed by the two of them.
But his instinct kept feeding back Wu Biao's information.
Dangerous......
It's dangerous!!
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