Chapter 63: The Evolution of the Little Fat Man
After the preliminary competition, the little fat paper Zheng Maitreya came to play with Xu Zhonglin, there were more people outside, and the door was not afraid to go out casually, so a certain admiral took more than 20 ship girls to play barbecue in the yard.
"Hey! Dead fatty, do you know a ship girl named Haiqi? ”
The little fat man was stroking the freshly roasted spicy salami, and after hearing the name, he couldn't help but shudder all over his fat body: "Have you seen her?" ”
"Well, I saw it a few days ago, and it seems that I was accidentally offended."
Zheng Maitreya seems to be caring for mentally handicapped children: "Brother, why can't you think about it like this? I'm impatient with life, you take a kitchen knife to find Qi Ji and work hard, so you can be praised as a hero when you die. But it's not too important if you're abroad, and it's okay not to go back in the future. ”
"Ahh That is so vicious?! "A certain admiral was shocked!
"Hey! Don't you know, she is also a member of the Lao Fang family, you know the Lao Fang family, right? ”
A certain admiral shook his head blankly.
"You don't even know that? Then you don't know where I came from, do you? ”
"Who didn't give birth? You're never going to pick it up. I came out when I was ten years old and have been going to school in Italy all these years, what do you think I can know? ”
"! You're not, aren't you? I always thought that you deliberately fought with me in order to deliberately get close to me? The little fat man was really surprised this time, he saw that Xu Zhonglin was telling the truth.
"Fuck your sister! Which green onion are you? Your mom is also a dragon? Am I going to go out of my way to get close to you? ”
It's so tiring to live! Everyone has a purpose, and everyone thinks that others have a purpose, so can't they be a fool and have fun together?
The little fat man was stunned for a few seconds before he realized who was involved in the swear words he scolded: "! I'm really sure you don't understand anything now, otherwise how dare you? This must be the fearlessness of the ignorant. ”
"Yo! Young master, which village secretary's eldest nephew are you? ”
As if he didn't hear his sarcasm, the little fat man shook his head: "You don't understand, I have my mother's surname, my mother is the boss of the Nanyang Fleet, the Nanyang Fleet is our family, and the South China Sea is my bath." You tell me? ”
The Eastern Empire had four major fleets, the Northern Fleet, the Pacific Fleet, the South Ocean Fleet, and the Indian Ocean Fleet. This Xu Zhonglin still knows, but he really doesn't know that the boss of the Nanyang Fleet is a girl, and his surname is Zheng.
Thinking about it just now, he also used Liu Bang's wife to satirize the boss of a fleet, slandering people for having an indecent relationship with the dragon, who gave him the guts? It's a big deal!
"! You said it earlier! How did I know that you were such a fat man? Go back and don't sue! ”
"Haha, look at your ignorance! Now you know you're scared, right? A turtle that has been fooled around in Europe. ”
"Cut! The buddy is not a turtle, and the buddy even worshipped Li Zhenhai and his son. "Someone pouted, the traverser was actually despised by the natives, and he couldn't bear it! I had to dig out the sworn brother and dry it.
"Which son of the old fox?!"
"It's called Li Rufeng."
"Aha, I guess I feel it when you say this, that guy wants to learn from his father's righteousness Bo Yuntian, painting a tiger is not an anti-dog, he has learned a two-faced and three-knife, and he will bow down when he sees someone, don't take it seriously."
"Okay, let's not talk about him, tell me about the domestic situation."
"What else can be done, the emperor is a stamp, the Li family of the Indian Ocean Fleet occupies Malacca and half of Indochina, and half of the East Indies. Our family owns Taiwan, the Philippines, half of Indochina and the other half of the East Indies. The old family of the Pacific Fleet occupied the province of Fuso and the Ryukyus, and the royal family of the Northern Fleet occupied Sakhalin, Kamchatka, and part of Siberia. The territory of the four companies is basically clear, and there is friction between them, but it does not affect the overall situation. Got it? ”
"Well, in the future, I will walk around when I see those surnamed Zheng, surnamed Li, surnamed Fang, and surnamed Wang."
"Haha, that's not necessary, whoever makes us two good buddies will give you a flag in a while, and you won't embarrass you with at least the surname Zheng and the surname Fang." The little chubby paper hugged his neck, very sincere and kind.
"! Say it early, that's good! However, your family is very good, and you can actually affect the Pacific Fleet? ”
Zheng Maitreya was very sad: "Hey! Not to mention, this is another sad story. Let me tell you about Haiqi. ”
Hypocrisy! But people don't want to say it, they can't help it, anyway, those are very far away, or the suspected enemy Haiqi is more troublesome.
"Haiqi girl, that's a really ruthless person, don't look at her now as a courtesan, this is all a lack of virtue and retribution."
"What is lacking in virtue?"
"She is the shipwreck of the old Fang family, when the old Fang family laid down Fusang Province, it was not very peaceful, the admiral of Haiqi at that time was called 'Fang Chopping Head', you will know what he did when you heard the name, in just three years, the indigenous people of Fusang Province were about to be exterminated, and the international impact was very bad. The country punished Fang and beheaded him, but he couldn't think about it, went crazy and went east, and finally was ambushed by the deep sea and died. ”
it! I used to fantasize every day that there were characters like Conan, One Piece, and Naruto coming out to preside over justice, isn't this 'square beheading'?
"Haiqi wasn't there at the time?"
"Yes! Fang beheaded and left, leaving part of his ship mother in Fusang Province and continuing to kill! This girl was the leader, and it wasn't until Fang beheaded and died that there weren't many natives left, and she was transferred back to the military department and has been working as a diplomat ever since. ”
"O national hero!" Someone couldn't help but sigh.
I didn't expect the little fat man to really nodded: "Actually, we do this kind of thing, but what the old Fang family did was too blatant, and the European side was scared when they heard it." Originally, it was okay for them to condemn it, it didn't hurt and it didn't itch, but we just needed diplomatic support, so we could only put on a show. It's a pity to be such a character......"
This kind of 'nationalist' remarks sounded normal to Xu Zhonglin, but Qian Qian felt very uncomfortable, and she couldn't help but ask: "Why do you treat them so cruelly?" ”
This question is not easy to answer on the little fat paper, Xu Zhonglin can only say by himself: "You don't understand, we are willing to live in peace with any nation, except for the Fusang people, that cannot be counted as a person." They have a narrow land and many people, and there are almost no resources, so if they want to survive, they can only think about external expansion all the time. Therefore, sooner or later, we will come out to harm people, and it is better to kill them all, so that we can live in friendship with the people of all nationalities of the world. ”
The little fat man patted him on the shoulder: "Yes, buddy, it's quite knowledgeable." My mother also said this, where there are many people and few places, they will be destroyed, because if you are not cruel to them, sooner or later they will be cruel to you. If you can solve problems for the present generation, don't cause trouble for future generations. ”
Sissi smiled bitterly, her admiral is usually a very wise person, but she didn't expect to be so cold-blooded when she encountered this problem: "Your nation's national character is really strong, and our ship girls have been trying hard to avoid this, but this kind of thing still happened, I'm sorry." ”
The little fat man laughed: "Don't worry, we won't treat the people here in Europe and Africa like this, you look at them, they all have so long hair, or they are so dark, I heard that the people here are also prone to all kinds of diseases, and they are the products of evolutionary failure, and they look pitiful." Look at me again......" said and rolled up his sleeves, revealing his round little arms, and found that he was not very good-looking, so he rolled up Xu Zhonglin's sleeves again: "Look at it...... There is very little body hair, this is advanced evolution! ”
it! Dude, which ship's mother taught you the theory of evolution? So hanging, does Darwin know?