What a terrible astrological sign!

- "Lemon's Astrological Diary"

Finally arrived at the mainland leading to the northern provinces, and there was not a single car around.

Don't be surprised, as one of the top three countries on earth by land area, the Maple Leaf Country has not even exceeded nine figures in terms of population.

In numerical terms, it may be a little subtle, but let's put it this way: on a city's main road, you may not see a passing car for an hour. Of course, there are several famous metropolises that are excluded here.

PDA is really advanced technology, and I got myself into the keyhole after changing my shape, and I got into it for half a day to find the control system of the vehicle and start driving autonomously.

Kasan remained motionless in the passenger seat.

Shi Haoren thought for a while, let Kashan sit in the driver's seat, and just sit like this, don't have to do anything, leave everything to the PDA.

Humming a little song and walking to the back of the RV, Yueling was playing with his gossip plate, with a puzzled expression, "Senior, I feel a strange atmosphere around me." It's always been like this during this time, since I became a tenant of my predecessors, except for the days when I went to another world, my gossip board always showed that there were strangers. ”

Shi Haoren glanced at the wolf girl who was playing with her mobile phone, and nodded very seriously, "I also found out, you really have a hole in your brain!" ”

"Senior, how can you reprimand a junior like this!" Yueling was very unhappy, "I'm a demon hunter who went to another world to crusade against the Demon King, and you still don't recognize me!" ”

Shi Haoren didn't know which patrol soldier of the orc clan was so miserable, there had been no war on the Krotty Continent for so many years, and when he went out to patrol, he was overturned by a middle two demon hunter who went to another world.

He asked Yueling to continue playing with her gossip plate, and came to the wolf lady by herself.

"Yo, Lemon, what are you playing?"

Ning Ning raised her eyelids mysteriously and glanced at Shi Haoren, "Landlord, I'm doing something big!" ”

"What's the matter?"

"I'm looking up the latest celestial phenomena and using astrology to see how lucky a few of us are on this trip."

"Then did you get any results from your divination?"

Ning Ning looked unhappy, "Landlord, how many times have I said that divination is always a process, and it is impossible to get results!" ”

"Okay, so tell me what the process is?"

Shi Haoren also remembered what Kashan had said, and she had used the Great Prophecy to measure what they would encounter when they returned to Crotty: the process was very difficult and dangerous.

Indeed, wherever they go, they have to meet all kinds of patrols, and by the way, they also helped the second demon hunter girl who is "full of crusades against the demon king of another world" to fulfill her dream, not to mention, these metaphysics are quite accurate?

"I just found the astrological signs a few days ago, and I'm about to see them!"

Ning Ning showed her phone to Shi Haoren.

Shi Haoren couldn't understand what it was at all, those jerky and difficult symbols, after reading for a long time, he only understood that one symbol was the moon and the other was the sun.

He felt that being idle was also idle, and since his system was called "Helping Girls Achieve Great Ideals", he should learn more about the metaphysics that Ning Ning had learned. Maybe you'll be able to use it in the future?

It's a pity that Kashan doesn't know how to play mahjong, and she hasn't brought mahjong with her yet.

Shi Haoren remembered the dusty mahjong table at home...... It was never connected to the electricity and had been in the storage room until now. It was because of the arrival of several tenants that there was no table left in the living room, so he found a mahjong table from the storage room to use as a dining table.

Not counting Kashan, now it has changed from one lack of three to three lack of one, and Shi Haoren feels that he is one step closer to the great ideal of "tenants and their own mahjong table".

It's a sad story.

He told him that he wanted to learn astrology from Lemon.

Originally, Shi Haoren thought that Ning Ling would agree happily.

Unexpectedly, Ning Ling glanced at Shi Haoren, "Landlord, you can't learn." ”

"Why?"

"I can let a demon hunter live in the house, I feel that your IQ is touching, so I will pay taxes to the IQ Bureau."

"......" Shi Haoren took a deep breath, calmed himself down for a few seconds, lit a cigarette, and looked at Ning Ling after smoking, "Then you can casually talk about the results of your divination later." ”

Ning Ning began to hold her mobile phone, looked intently at her astrolabe, took out her laptop again, and crackled a large piece of text, "Landlord, you wait, I'll update the official account and Weibo." ”

"You've got the results of your divination so quickly?"

Shi Haoren was very surprised, he clearly saw that Ning Ning only looked at her phone for a few seconds, and she actually got the result so quickly.

Ning Ning rolled her eyes at Shi Haoren again, "Landlord, your IQ has definitely been reduced to a negative number because of that witcher!" ”

"Uh......"

Ning Ning began to explain: "Landlord, let me tell you, these people who look at horoscopes on the Internet only care about love, and they don't know what else is written." So my task is to give them a guide on the direction of love every week, so that they can make money! ”

Shi Haoren's expression was like this: o_O!!!

He found that lemon is not a second, and he actually knows how to grasp the psychology of consumers.

After the literary girl wrote a lot of horoscopes about love, she added a sentence of chicken soup at the end, what: Don't give up, the water reversal period has passed, everyone has to hold on, and it doesn't take long to wait for the fate to pass. Here is the lucky bag I prepared for you, you can give you a prosperous peach blossom luck, because the lemon has recently traveled abroad, so the relatives who took pictures through the link first have to wait, and the lemon will be shipped uniformly after a while!

"Wait, if you write like this, will those who have waited for fate think you are lying?"

Ning Ning rolled her eyes for the third time, "Landlord, I can communicate with you about these questions, and I feel that my eyesight can be much better when I roll my eyes." Who do you think will be okay to brush horoscopes every day? It's those who are out of love, unrequited love, and those who are in love rarely watch, even if there are so many exceptions, it's definitely because there are contradictions with the object in the process of love...... There are also empathic lovers who are ready to send forgiveness hats. ”

Shi Haoren was stunned, and Ningling's words were irrefutable.

Ningning closed the computer and began her horoscope in earnest.

What is the point of astrology now?

Shi Haoren looked at Lemon Lemon carefully and found that Lemon's expression was relieved.

"What's wrong, something good is going to happen?"

"No, it's the water reversal period that has passed, and I finally won't bring bad luck!"

"Uh......" Shi Haoren still didn't understand.

Immediately afterward, Lemon suddenly became nervous again.

"What's wrong again?" Shi Haoren asked.

"Wow, landlord, something is going to happen!" Ning Ling threw herself into Shi Haoren's arms in frustration, "It's over, it's over, it's going to die!" ”

"Tell me."

"Mercury finally went direct, and I thought my luck would be a little better." Ling Ling clipped her tail and looked very scared, "But Pluto and the Sun form an opposition, and the power of Pluto will cover the heat of the Sun, and something bad will happen!" ”

Shi Haoren reacted for a long time, and said lightly: "Speak human words." ”

"Bad things are going to happen anyway...... Woohoo......"

Shi Haoren was a little unimpressed, Ningning, the source of the disaster, had lived with him for so long, and he hadn't seen anything major happen...... Ahem, at least people aren't dead, they're still alive.

What Pluto can have the power of the Lemon Calamity?

"Boom!"

With a loud bang, the RV slowly stopped.

"What's going on?!" Shi Haoren asked loudly.

Kashan turned her head and shrugged.

The data terminal came out of the keyhole, "I just fell asleep, lying in the water tank, what, electrocution short circuit." ”

Shi Haoren: "......"

Short circuits are not the point.

Why can you fall asleep in a car?!

"Didn't you say before that you were responsible for a few lives in the car!?"

Shi Haoren scolded the data terminal, and suddenly found that Ning Ning was holding his thighs and trembling.

The source of the calamity......

Xuan doesn't save the wrong, Krypton doesn't change his life......