Chapter 126
Hunting country, five miasma mountains.
There is miasma in the mountains, and poisonous insects are often rampant.
It is surrounded by clouds and mist all year round, infested with fierce beasts, and the roads are rugged and the mountains overlap, making it difficult for even birds to get out.
So, there are few people on track.
The Hunter Nation is a country of mixed Eastern and Western races, and both the king, and most of the commoners, are mortal.
Above mortals, there are naturally cultivators.
However, most of the cultivators are elusive, and the dragon is not seen by the head, and few mortals can see it.
There are various sects and forces for cultivators, and there are also uniform rules, and they must not let mortals see them unless they have to, let alone harm them at will.
As for some cultivation sects that rely on their own strength, ignore these regulations, kill innocents indiscriminately, and even do many things that exterminate human nature, they are naturally called evil sects.
Cult cultivators, decent people, everyone will be punished.
And the great wizard that Bear Kitten and Yezi were going to find at the beginning of the year was a certain great elder of the evil sect Black Wind Pavilion.
It is said that the great wizard lived for hundreds of years and spent his life studying the various spells of the world, and there were very few spells that he did not know.
So in the small world of the castle, when the bear kitten proposed it to Yezichu, Yezichu decisively decided to come here with her.
He hoped that the great wizard could help him lift the curse of the beautiful girl on his body.
In this way, he no longer has to worry about the spell every day and become a monster, let alone try to get the girl next door and Xiao Xueni to kiss him.
If the red line marriage spell in the body can also be lifted, it will naturally be better.
He hadn't even seen the girl who connected the red thread to him, so why should he live with this spell and marry the other party?
He wouldn't marry a stranger!
At this time, a person, a bear and a monkey walked in the gloomy jungle, and before they knew it, they got lost.
As soon as Sun Xingzhi came ashore, he began to jump up and down, playing monkey skills everywhere.
Entering the jungle, the female monkey was even more happy to scratch her ears and cheeks, jumping everywhere, picking wild fruits, breaking branches, chasing squirrels, scaring tigers, and having fun by herself.
The bear kitten only knew that the Black Wind Pavilion was in this mountain range, but he didn't know the specific path.
When I first came in, there was still a vague path, and as I walked, the road was gone, and the direction was gone.
There were dark clouds overhead, fog all around, and the occasional birdsong seemed to be far, far away.
One man and one bear, staring at each other with big eyes, not knowing where to go.
Sun Xingzhi volunteered, jumped up to the top of the big tree with agility, raised his eyes, and then came down and said, "Master, there are trees everywhere around, mountains everywhere, endlessly, overlapping, I feel dizzy to see. ”
Yezi Chuyi sat on the ground with his buttocks, and said angrily: "Dizzy and pouting buttocks, jumping down the mountain, coming down to beat the back for the teacher!" ”
"Oh."
Sun Xingzhi slipped down the trunk of the tree, came behind him with low eyebrows, clenched his delicate little fist, and beat him on the back.
The bear kitten leaned against the big tree in sweat, and his mouth cried bitterly: "The skin is too thick, tired and hot, oh my God, when will it be big." ”
Sun Xingzhi stimulated her: "Fat people are afraid of heat, of course. Look at me, it's still cool to be bouncing for so long, this is the benefit of being slim. ”
"Roll the calves!"
The bear kitten is used to arguing with her, and she is too lazy to do it, the key is that she can't win with her hands, so she should think she is farting.
Sun Xingzhi grabbed his leopard print short skirt, fanned the wind for the beginning of the night, and said with a flattering face: "Master, you slept with other people's princesses, did you get a lot of treasures, can you take them out for the apprentices to admire?" ”
"Smack!"
Ye Zichu slapped her on the head with his backhand, and said angrily: "If you talk nonsense, tear your monkey's mouth apart!" Which eye did you see me sleeping with her? Obviously, she took advantage of me, and she relied on me to be responsible, a girl's family, she didn't know shame at all! ”
"Master......"
Sun Xingzhi covered his head and was about to speak, but Ye Zichu slapped her again and said angrily: "Also, why do you think that if you sleep with her as a teacher, you will get many treasures?" You're a duck as a teacher, aren't you? ”
Sun Xingzhi held his head in both hands, did not dare to avoid it, with an aggrieved expression on his face, begging for mercy: "Master, I was wrong......
The more Yezi Chu thought about it, the more angry he became, and the most angry thing was that the first kiss was taken away by the ancient grandmother, which would become a shadow in his heart for the rest of his life.
Sun Xingzhi took out a fruit, weakly handed it to him, and said with a smile on his face: "Master, don't be angry, come, eat the fruit." ”
At the beginning of the night, he was thirsty, took the fruit, and took a bite of it, and immediately the juice flowed sideways, the aroma was fragrant, and he stuffed the rest of the fruit into his mouth in one bite.
After eating one, he stretched out his hand again and said, "Another one." ”
Sun Xingzhi put his hand into the leopard-print bandeau on his chest, took out the second one, and handed it over with a flattering face.
“……”
Yezichu was stunned for a few seconds, the muscles on his face twitched fiercely, no wonder he just looked at this female monkey and felt that something was wrong, her chest had always been an airport, and the two sides just now seemed to be bulging very high, it turned out to be ......
"Gross-"
He crawled on the ground and began to vomit heavily.
"Hahahaha......"
The bear kitten, who had been looking at this person and a monkey on the other side, suddenly hugged his stomach and crawled on the ground with a smile.
Sun Xingzhi wiped the fruit in his hand on the leopard-print short skirt, and said very aggrievedly: "Master, my chest is very clean, five hundred years ago, the day I was pressed under the Five Finger Peak, I just went to the thatched pit, oh no, it was washed in the mud pit." ”
“……”
"Gross-"
"Gross-"
At this time, not only did Yezi crawl on the ground and vomit, but even the laughing cramping bear kitten's face changed greatly, and he crawled on the ground and began to vomit.
Nima! Five hundred years!
For five hundred years, it has not been washed once?
An hour later, a man and a bear, pale faces, supported each other forward.
Sun Xingzhi was still jumping around on top of their heads, as if nothing had happened, and he was having a great time.
Ye Zichu didn't recite the mantra to teach her, not because he pitied her, but because he was dizzy and forgot the spell.
At this time, I remembered it, and I was in no mood to teach her any more.
It was almost dark, and they were still shuttling around in the reckless mountains and forests, and they didn't know where the Black Wind Pavilion was.
The mountains and forests at night are not peaceful.
All kinds of poisonous insects and beasts that come out day and night come out to forage, and if you are not careful, you will be hit.
But fortunately, Sun Xingzhi's demonic aura is very great, and most of the fierce beasts with keen perception will avoid it from afar, and they dare not seek their own way to die.
But those stupid poisonous insects don't know what fear is, and they move around and see people's scalps tingling.
There was no way, Ye Zichu had to find a clearing, took out the Ice Spirit Broken Sword on his waist, and drew a circle of ice around him to block those poisonous insects.
The ice layer is extremely thin, but because of the relationship that contains the spirit of ice, not to mention those poisonous insects, even if a fierce beast comes, it can be frozen into an ice sculpture in an instant.
There is Sun Xingzhi guarding the top of his head, not afraid of poisonous substances falling down.
During the day, he was frightened, and he crossed the mountains and mountains, and at night, the bear and kitten could no longer support it, and soon leaned against the big tree and fell asleep.
At the beginning of the night, he leaned against another big tree and closed his eyes, but he couldn't sleep.
I thought about my grandmother, I thought about Minnie, I thought about Xiao Xueni, I thought about the spell on my body, I thought about the woodcutter at my waist, and I thought about the father I had never met.
Thoughts are confused, floating and floating, unable to calm down.
When he opened his eyes, he saw that on the branches above his head, Sun Xingzhi was pouting his ass and squatting on it, lifting his leopard print skirt, looking intently unaware of what he was doing.
But it looks like the damn she-monkey, as if to get revenge on him, is preparing to pee and poop on his head.
"Ahh Minnie ......"
Just as he was about to recite the incantation angrily, Sun Xingzhi groaned with pain on his face: "Woo, it's been five hundred years, five hundred years, my eldest aunt, it's finally here again, it hurts ......."
The beginning of the night: "......"
"Ahh Master, are you awake? ”
Sun Xingzhi lowered his head and was shocked to find that the little half-demon was looking up at her, his eyes peeking at her in shock, and the muscles at the corners of his mouth seemed to twitch.
"Woo, Master, you are so bad!"
Sun Xingzhi hurriedly pulled down his skirt, jumped up, and jumped onto another big tree next to him, his shy monkey face flushed, and he looked shy.
Yezichu's heart was broken.
He lowered his head again and said, "Monkey, you continue, the teacher was just awakened by a nightmare, looking up at the stars in the sky, and had no intention of peeking at your ......"
"Woo, Master, you did it on purpose, people don't follow it, you have to be responsible for others, woo woo woo......"
The mother monkey covered her blushing monkey face and began to whine again.
Ye Zichu really couldn't stand her, his face turned pale, and he said angrily: "No matter how disgusting it is, it's time to start chanting mantras for teachers!" ”
Sun Xingzhi's face changed, and he hurriedly jumped to the top of the tree, and said loudly: "Master, you continue to sleep, and my old grandson will help you keep vigil." ”
Yazichu resisted the urge to regurgitate and closed his eyes.
Then, without warning, he suddenly opened his eyes again!
The damned she-monkey was crouching silently on top of his head again, with round eyes open and sinister eyes, as if she were planning some sinister and vicious scheme.
"Ahh Master, you're awake again! I was afraid that poisonous insects would fall, so I decided to squat on top of your head and sacrifice myself to help you resist! Master, just sleep, don't be afraid, there are apprentices. ”
The female monkey smiled all over her face, and said with a hypocritical face.
Yezichu squinted his eyes, stared at her for a while, and suddenly said: "Monkey, the ground is a little hard for the teacher, you come down, climb on the ground, and be the teacher's mat." You're covered in hair, and you must be soft and comfortable to sleep on. ”
"Master......"
"Give you a second to think about it."
"Woo, Master......"
"Ahh Minnie ......"
"Whoosh!"
A monkey meat pad in the shape of a "big" character spreads out on the ground in an instant......