Chapter 62: The Little 'Big Aunt' Picking Mushrooms
The picnic that was said to have been agreed turned into an adventure for some reason.
But it's not a big problem, with the strength of Li Youqian now, he is really not afraid of fighting. Don't say that others bully them, the average person is thankful that they are not bullied.
The location chosen by Six is the Fairy Forest. This is a mysterious deep forest, a legendary place of death, where there is no living thing.
Anyway, the scenery here is really good, the men are exploring, and the beautiful women are happily preparing picnics.
One morning, the men didn't even see a single living thing, nothing. The expedition is paused and eaten.
Don't look at Li Youqian No. 6, who usually doesn't leave his tea, and when he really eats, he finds out that he is also a big wine leak. Alcoholic like life, if you don't drink three or five pounds a day, you will feel uncomfortable.
No. 6 took a break and said drunkenly.
"You eat first, I'll go and make it easier."
"You can't do it, Sixth Master, don't fall." In view of Six's age and status as a scientist, the group decided to call him Sixth Master.
"No, I'm stiff." The sixth master thought that this title was good, so he agreed with peace of mind.
The sixth master walked lightly, walked behind a huge tree, unbuttoned his pants, and flew straight down three thousand feet.
When it was refreshing, suddenly, the sixth master had a feeling of being watched.
Drawing a knife and cutting the water, lifting his trousers, turning around, among the bushes, there was a pair of long ears, and a face full of wrinkles.
, there's an aunt peeking!
Withered vines and old trees faint crows, and I met my aunt after drinking.
"Mom sells batches, dare to peek at Lao Tzu going to the toilet, see if I don't kill you."
Angry and angry, in an instant, the whole temperament of the sixth master changed, and his right hand was a bomb with a fuse, go you.
"Boom!"
A loud roar resounded throughout the Fairy Forest.
At the picnic, there were black lines on the faces of the people who were talking and laughing.
Hehe.
Sure enough, there is no fuel-efficient Li Youqian, one by one with their own BGM, with their own monster-attracting attributes, and they can make trouble when they go out for a while......
"What the hell, the sixth master can make such a big disturbance when he goes out to release water?"
Boom, boom, boom.
The explosions continued, and faded away.
"I'm grass, chase quickly, the sixth master is not a combat profession, don't suffer a loss."
Li Youqian rushed to catch up, for fear that something would happen to the sixth master.
however
But what they saw was devastation......
What the is this going to do, this is obviously explosive, don't guess, nine times out of ten it was the sixth child who did it.
Sixth master, sixth master, you are a scientist, not a demolition team, the chengguan is not as fierce as you, are you the crazy Ivan in the red police? Are you going to blow up the whole forest?
"Let's chase!" Li Youqian No. 3 made a quick decision.
There is no need to ask the sixth master the direction of walking, it is right to follow the direction in which the trees fell.
"Little thief, where to run, don't stop me yet."
Hold it?
Stand still, you're really dead! If you say you put down such a thick tree, you can put it down, how big is he, he doesn't run and waits for death.
This scene is a go-kart race, one person in front of the lead, one chasing behind, and from time to time still bombing.
Five consecutive hairpins, the goblin ran over, he ran too fast, ran out of the drift, and only a shadow flashed on the ground.
The sixth master also arrived at the five-consecutive hairpin bend, the sixth master did not drift, and the sixth master directly blew up the five-consecutive hairpin bend......
I'll go, and I'll be up for more than ten seconds, and I'll be catching up!
Such a big movement can be heard by the deaf and seen by the blind.
A large group of dwarfs ran out to save their people.
The crowd was excited, shouting and shouting to kill, and hundreds of people rushed over.
"It's the southeast branch, he's running!"
"Save him, let's go!"
But in the blink of an eye, hundreds of people changed their faces all at once, and the speed of turning their faces was faster than turning a book.
"I'm grass, run, is it a dragon chasing him behind, this explosion is too terrible, can dragons keep breathing like this?"
"I don't know, just run anyway, this explosion, we still save a fart, it's just gone."
"Stop talking, run...... The Great Demon King has caught up! ”
Dongzhi found that the group of people who had come to save him also began to run away, and they ran faster than him.
He was an invincible warrior just now, but now he is running with ups and downs, and hundreds of troops were bombed into dogs by the bombs of the sixth master. I'm afraid that I will be affected if I run slowly.
"Great God, leave a way to live."
"Dongnan Branch, how did you provoke such a killing god, and the angel clan is not so ruthless."
"I don't know, I just went to pick mushrooms, and as soon as I looked up, I was chased and killed."
The goblins are almost crying dry, in the past, when the angel clan ruled, the goblins were the weakest race, and they were beaten and ran around. Now that the Terrans are here, the goblins are still being beaten and running around, isn't that Terran here for nothing?
Goblins recruit whoever provokes whom, and how everyone bullies the goblins. Goblins are so cute, how can you eat bunnies.
"Hey, what are you doing?"
A goblin asked, carrying Mushroom Blue on his back.
"Don't ask, run."
"What?"
Boom, boom, boom!
"I'm grass!"
Passing goblins also joined the fleeing army.
"There is no void under the fame, is that the human race that defeated the angel clan? It's so scary, it's so fierce alone! ”
"Hometown, hometown, we met humans, run, humans are terrible, killing people without blinking, very dangerous."
"Huh? The Terrans are coming, run. ”
The entire goblin race has embarked on a big runaway.
The sixth master chased thousands of goblins all the way by himself.
There are tens of thousands of mansions in And, and there are 7,000 goblins who fled for their lives.
"Why did we run away, surrender like before, can't we surrender?"
A baby goblin asked weakly.
"No, the Terran is terrible, he wants to destroy all the other races."
The elder goblins didn't know who they heard from, and the more they spread it, the more exaggerated it became.
"It's scary."
The young goblin was so frightened that he quickened his pace, fearing that he would also be killed by the Terrans.
There is no way out, no road, no road, there is really no way ahead.
"I'm grass, why did I run to the forbidden land!"
An ugly goblin was scared to pee.
"What to do? If you don't run, you'll be caught up by the Terrans. ”
The other goblin, who was even uglier, was already crying.
"The Angel Clan has been wiped out by humans, and it shouldn't matter if we run into the forbidden land of the Angel Clan, run. If we don't run, we'll all die now. ”
A goblin who looked even uglier than the two of them together had an idea.
Run!
The goblins continued to run wildly, with the sixth master chasing behind and the others chasing behind.
"I'm grass, why is this sixth man running so fast, and when he is old, he is not afraid of flashing his waist."
Li Youqian No. 1 is almost not on at all.
The sixth master didn't know how long he had been running, his legs were numb, and his wine was sober.
I grass, where am I, where is this?
In front of the sixth master, countless goblins cowered and hid together, looking at him with fear.
"Great Terran, we are lowly goblins, I beg you, let us gob, our whole race will be your slaves, spare us a way to live."
The sixth master was stunned for a moment, and then remembered why he was chasing them.
"Don't worry, I won't kill you.
That, the one who peeked at me on the toilet, come out. ”
The black lines on the faces of the goblins, our entire clan was chased for most of the day, just because a clansman peeked at the Terran adults to go to the toilet.
What the am I ......
I miss......
"Lord Terran, it's me, I really didn't know that you were convenient, I just went to pick mushrooms."
The southeast branch has become a tearful man,
"I hang myself, please spare my people."
The sixth master was also stunned, I wiped it, it's a man, isn't it an aunt?
Look at these goblins again, well, they all look like aunts, each uglier than the other......
Li Youqian also arrived.
Looking at these newly arrived humans, the goblins were even more convinced that this was the human race that defeated the angel clan, and the ones who were so heavy and evil on their bodies were so heavy that how many people had to be killed......
Li Youqian No. 3 couldn't cry or laugh after he understood the ins and outs.
"So, this is a misunderstanding? Listen to your words and hang yourself on the southeast branch? ”