Chapter Forty-Eight: Uncle? Bunny girl?
I suddenly noticed that there was something soft about my voice, and it was very feminine. If you think about it carefully, this is a girl's body, from the inside out, and of course the voice is also a girl's, and I just wanted to say that I am not a girl, but now I look like this, this voice, I say that I am not a girl, and others will only think that I am a psychopath, and will not draw other conclusions.
I admit that I usually dress a little more neutral, and people look very neutral, but I'm a pure man, and my appearance is just an interest in taste, and I can't imagine that I will be entangled by some inexplicable guy for this reason at this time.
"It's no fun, I'm not cold to you. Let's go. ”
With a horizontal heart, I refused, what does this have to do with what? I never thought that one day I would reject a boy's confession. The junior in front of him is actually quite good-looking, and in the eyes of a college student, he is actually quite handsome. He looks good, but he is blind.
When the junior heard that I had rejected him, sadness suddenly appeared in his eyes, and the whole person was suddenly bad, as if he was about to cry. Fortunately, he held back, turned around and ran.
Although I have no intention of doing such a thing, I can't promise him, go well, cry a good time, and then forget about me, and never say it to anyone.
The junior had already run away, but then he suddenly ran back and said to me with tears on his face.
"My name is Wang Tianyu, I won't give up, I will definitely make you change your mind, senior sister."
Then he ran away.
Hey, hey, hey! What don't you give up? Speak clearly before you go! I beg you, let me go. I'm not going to change my mind. What's wrong with me, what the hell should I do? As long as you become a woman, you can't stop for a second. What should I do?
I complained about the unfairness of my fate, but out of the corner of my eye, I saw Lu Haoran riding a bicycle sneakily passing by the gate of the primary school. I hurriedly rented a bicycle and followed behind secretly.
I want to see what this Lu Haoran is doing all day long, sneaky, it's definitely not a good thing!
After turning two streets, about twenty minutes later, Lu Haoran stopped.
He looked left and right, and I hid and walked into a store.
I looked up and saw a banner with the words "Cosplay Club Offline Party" hanging on it. When I saw this, I remembered Lu Haoran's evil hobby. He's here for obvious reasons.
I parked my rental bike aside and went into the shop out of curiosity.
When I entered the door, it was a gathering of cosplay lovers, and it was full of people dressed up in cosplay. There are a lot of characters that I know well.
The cyan double ponytail of Hatsune-chan, the person who coses her is a little girl, no more than ten years old, and the young girl's version of Hatsune-chan is also quite good-looking.
The white dressed silver is very handsome, the red dressed four series are also good, the royal sister's version of Mai Tamin is also very good, and the same royal sister's version of Icarus, this big sister is really bold, almost half of it is exposed, my eyes follow her straight and don't stop until it is covered by others.
Of course, in addition to these good cosplay characters, there are some other characters in the low-profile version. Like what is the low-profile version of Liuhua, no, it should be said that the version of Liuhua that eats too much, Wang Nima, who has too big a head, and the ultra-low-profile version of real fish, has too much on the face, can't you put on a little makeup and then come out? There are also some characters who can't figure it out, a whole bunch of maids, butlers, bunny girls.
My eyes swept over, almost dazzling, there are all kinds of characters, this can be described as Lu Haoran's holy land, he must be hiding somewhere to take pictures now.
continued to scan the audience, looking for Lu Haoran.
Lori, maid, royal sister, royal sister, handsome guy, rabbit girl, young girl, maid, young girl, uncle??
Wait, I stopped all of a sudden, what is this? I suddenly noticed something strange among these low-end and high-end cosplay characters.
An uncle? Look again, this uncle is dressed as a bunny girl, with two hairy legs naked in the air, a lot of sparse hair on the top of his head because of baldness, he is very short and no more than one meter five, with a pair of purple lady's eyes, there is no belly fabric in the middle of the bunny girl, and a round and bulging beer belly is exposed inside, and a large corner of chest hair is also exposed.
What is this? Such spicy eyes? The other cosplay players around are also getting farther and farther away from the Uncle Bunny, but the Uncle Bunny doesn't care about the others, and she poses there in various ways.
He suddenly looked in my direction, took a pose of holding a heart and blowing it at me, and blinked.
If I hadn't had time to eat at noon, I would have vomited and retched for a while before I got up.
What is this? I can't stand it anymore, everyone has a sense of justice, and at this moment my sense of justice is full, and I want to eliminate this uncle bunny girl on behalf of humanity.
I walked over without stopping, if I had a knife or something, I would have picked it up, but unfortunately I didn't.
"Hey, this uncle, can you stop being disgusting? I'm about to throw up, you see that everyone around you is so far away from you? ”
But this bald uncle bunny girl didn't know it, and still took care of herself in various poses, obviously her psychological quality was very "excellent".
I became even more angry when I saw him ignore him, and stood directly in front of him and said to his face,
"Uncle Bunny, please, stop posing, I can't stand it anymore."
The bald bunny uncle stopped, looked at me strangely, then looked left and right, shook his head, and said to me in a leaky and hoarse voice.
"There's no such thing as Uncle Bunny Girl you said here? Are you dazzled? ”
I was so angry, I don't know if it's the influence of my body, my behavior is a little feminine, I pinched my waist and pointed at this bald bunny girl uncle who pretended to be stupid.
"I'm talking about you, don't look left and right, can you be conscious, go to a corner. What's wrong with the world? ”
"Me?" The bald uncle, looking down at himself, suddenly let out a frightened cry.
"Ah!!!!!h
"What's going on? My body, how did my body become like this? My hand? My face, who is this? What about my body? ”
Uncle Bald Bunny Girl shouted, and suddenly almost most of the people present looked over, and when they saw this spicy-eyed uncle, most of them vomited, and even some people really vomited.
Didn't they find out before?
"What is this? This is a cosplay rally, not some kind of perverted rally, get out! I was about to throw up. ”
"yes, what's that? With such spicy eyes, how did he get in? Get out of here, I've thrown up. ”
"Yes, get out of here, the good assembly will be ruined by you, what are you doing in your forties? I've finished throwing up. ”
……
The insults were endless, and the bald bunny girl uncle showed horror on his face, as if he didn't want to believe all this, squatted down, and kept whispering: This is not my body, this is not my body......
But I suddenly understood that if this is not the body of Uncle Bald Bunny, it is the same as me. In the eyes of the indignant people, I shouted:
"Uncle, why did you get here!"
Pick up this "bald bunny girl uncle" and run out of the store.