Chapter 66: The Queen's Cute Side
Rika retracted her gaze and took a newspaper and read it.
"Ace to ace, who can get the queen's luck?"
"The queen's consortment battle, the little fresh meat is not a muscular man."
"The latest poll: Eighty percent of the people support Master Gaode and the Queen's CP, and Master Gaode has not yet issued a statement."
"Regardless of who ends up with the money, the current Queen's consortial will be at an all-time high in transparency."
Rika blinked: "I'm taking the gossip weekly?" Not really. The Aoki Evening News reported on these things? ”
She flipped through the newspaper and saw what she wanted to see.
"Queen Shengwei, Aoki's economy is growing rapidly."
"Opinion polls show that more than nine out of ten people support making the Queen's birthday a statutory holiday."
After a while, she put down the newspaper and sighed softly: "It's all some sloppy news." If you want to see the real thing in the newspaper, I'm afraid it's unlikely. ”
After a while, Chu Wu brought a plate of fragrant dinner to the table.
"It's really impressive. The three major elements of food, color and fragrance, are up to standard, and the taste is poor. Rika smiled.
"Taste it." Chu Wu said with a smile.
Pear blossom sandwiched a piece of roasted eggplant, and when I bit into it, my mouth was filled with the fragrance of eggplant and the mellow aroma of the sauce.
"Wow!" Rika couldn't help but exclaim: "This taste, it's amazing." ”
Chu Wu smiled: "I just wanted to rely on this cooking skill to please my daughter-in-law." ”
"And then?"
Chu Wu remembered the past and wilted in an instant.
"And then he was dumped."
"Not at all worthy of sympathy. A man with emotional intelligence who has fed the dog is strange if he can marry a wife. Rika commented while eating the dish.
Chu Wu's face was black.
"I said pear blossom..."
"Is it polite to bring the word sister?"
"Okay, Sister Hua."
Pear:...
"Sister Pear?"
Pear:...
"I see. Sister Rika, is this okay? Chu Wu said again.
Rika then retracted her gaze: "Go on." ”
"Sister Lihua, as the saying goes, the hands of people are short, and the mouth of eating people is short. You're eating my cooking while scolding me, isn't that kind? ”
Pear Blossom glanced at Chu Wu and said, "I'm being honest." ”
This was Chu Wu's original words before.
"Forget it, good men don't fight women. Besides, you're still a big sister. Chu Wudao.
Pear Blossom suddenly looked at Chu Wu with a smile: "How old is the big sister?" ”
"Uh..."Chu Wu immediately realized that he had violated one of the two taboos of women.
Taboo 1: Don't ask about weight.
Taboo 2: Don't ask about age.
However, Chu Wu reacted quickly, and immediately gestured with both hands: "At least C." ”
Pear Blossom subconsciously looked down at her chest, and then looked up at Chu Wu again: "What do you mean by big chest?" ”
"We usually call it milk volume."
Pear:...
"You've seen too many reeds, right?"
Chu Wu smiled: "I don't deny this." ”
"Ugh." Rika sighed: "Aside from his cooking skills, he is really a terrible man." It's a shame that your ex-girlfriend put up with you for so long, if it were me, it would be less than three days, and I would definitely return it. ”
"Rub. Don't look at men by the feminist standards of your Holy Elf Kingdom, okay? In other countries, the demands for women's rights are mostly focused on the pursuit of equality between men and women. And in your case, feminism means that women are the greatest, and everything must be based on your women's worldview. In Huaxia, no woman will say that her boyfriend is scumbag because she watches a movie, generally, the two watch it together. ”
"Watching the two of you together?" Rika was dumbfounded.
"What are you surprised about? It's normal, okay. This is called fun, which is very conducive to the life of the husband and wife, and can also promote the relationship between the husband and wife. Chu Wudao.
Pear blossom suddenly 'woke up'.
"It's dangerous! This guy has already started brainwashing me! It's really hard to prevent. ”
Pear Blossom pouted: "Cut." The women of our Holy Elf Kingdom don't need this kind of boring taste, men are just seeding tools after all. ”
"Forget it, the three views are different, and there is no way to communicate. Eat, eat. ”
Halfway through eating, Chu Wu suddenly saw the "Aoki Evening News" that was thrown aside by Pear Blossom, glanced at the title of the homepage, and reacted the same as Pear Blossom.
"Is this a gossip newspaper?"
"It's normal. The queen is the soul of this country, isn't it normal for the media to pay attention to the queen's choice of husband? "Rika Road.
"It always feels a little ridiculous." Chu Wudao.
Rika glanced at Chu Wu and said, "You are prejudiced against the queen, so you think this kind of thing is ridiculous." ”
"Hmm..."Chu Wu thought for a moment, and then said: "Actually, I recently checked some news about the Queen, and I feel that although this July is a tyrant, it also has a cute side. ”
"But, cute..."Rika collapsed.
"If the queen knew that you said she was cute, I am afraid that she would send you to heaven in an instant. It's simple for a queen who has mastered gravity control to do this kind of thing. Rika said.
"Why? Isn't cute a compliment? ”
"Because the queen is already a light mature woman, a woman of this age, you say that she is mature and wise, you are praising her. But if you want to say that she is cute, it is an insult, and cuteness is generally described as a young girl. The queen is recognized as cold, and you even call her cute. "Rika Road.
"It's hilarious. Who says mature women can't be cute? Mature and cute are opposites? Chu Wu shook his head: "Maybe our worldview is really different." ”
"Uhh ”
"Just the news a few days ago, when the queen awarded Yang Junwei and Liu Lichao the Order of Glory Knighthood, she was obviously absent-minded, her eyes kept looking at the marshmallow in a child's hand, and the expression that she wanted to eat but couldn't eat was really cute."
"Hehehe. You are talking nonsense, how could the queen want to eat marshmallows? That's all for children. Pear Blossom's expression was a little embarrassed, but fortunately Chu Wu didn't notice it.
After a while, she collected her emotions, glanced at Chu Wu, and said, "So, you have changed your opinion of the queen?" ”
"Not really. No matter how cute she is, she can't hide all kinds of bad deeds. Ignoring human rights and managing citizens hierarchically. Oppressing and oppressing male citizens, giving elves extrajudicial privileges, leading to indiscriminate killing of innocents, prohibiting people from going abroad, imprisoning all citizens in disguise, throwing their own sisters into the snow blue orchard, etc., are too many, and they are simply too many to eat. ”
Chu Wu's eyes fell on the newspaper, and he said: "Such a woman who is full of evil, there are so many people vying to be her spouse. Anyway, if you kill me, I won't be her spouse, lest I end up in a different place at some point. ”
(End of chapter)