Chapter 410: Show to You
After staying in Mogadishu for about five days, Tang Zhengda could no longer resist Wang Yifan's daily inquiries and decided to return to the ship.
But when the group reunited on Tang Zhengda's cargo ship, Wang Yifan, a "hero" of Mogadishu, finally could not escape the accountability of others.
Sitting honestly in the middle of the deck, Wang Yifan gestured and explained: "Ouch, it's easy to explain that there is no sound of falling water!" Because I was in a lighter position when I was in the water... Do you understand lightness? Just like those divers, eh! Straight into the water~ And then plus it was windy that night, so it's normal that you didn't hear it..."
"Nonsense!" Tang Xin boldly retorted: "Captain Tang's cargo ship has such a total draft, no matter how light your posture is when you enter the water, no matter how small the splashing waves are, I am a person who practices martial arts, and there is no reason why I can't hear a sound at all." ”
"That's it!" Sui Yi echoed: "Unless you are an embroidery needle, how can you not make a sound of entering the water at all." ”
"This..."
Saying in his heart, 'These people are really not easy to fool', Wang Yifan turned to Liang Youtian and Tang Zhengda, "Uncle Tang, Uncle Liang, you say!" ”
"Uh..."
Tang Zhengda and Liang Youtian glanced at each other, and Liang Youtian smiled: "I can't say this well..."
"Ouch, what's so hard about this..."
Hearing Tang Zhengda's words, everyone looked at him together. Wang Yifan said: "Uncle Tang, then you can say a way!" ”
"If you want me to say, Xiaofan, you just just demonstrate it again! Anyway, the weather is good today, the water temperature is also suitable, and it has a little bit of sea breeze just like that day. If you can do it, not everything makes sense! ”
Hearing this, Wang Yifan felt bitter in his heart, Uncle Tang, Uncle Tang, you have a big problem for me!
Seeing that everyone around him responded to each other, he hurriedly said, "Stop!" It's okay to demonstrate, but I want to only do it at night, so if you really want to see it, wait until the evening, okay? ”
Sui Yi and Tang Xin didn't follow, "No! How do you look at the dark at night, right now! ”
Tut... These two goods...
As soon as his head went black, Wang Yifan thought again and said calmly: "Okay!" Right now—" he suddenly stood up from his seat and undressed as if no one was around.
Take off a piece (sun-protective clothing)... There was anticipation on everyone's faces.
Take off two pieces (T-shirts)... Tang Zhengda, Liang Youtian, and Tang Xin frowned, and Sui Yi's face flushed.
Take off to the third piece (pants)... No, Tang Zhengda, Liang Youtian, and Tang Xin have already begun to stop it, and Sui Yi is also at a loss.
"Xiaofan, what are you doing here?!" Tang Zhengda grabbed Wang Yifan's belt, "How can you demonstrate a silent entry into the water, you still take off your clothes." ”
Glancing at Sui Yi, Wang Yifan smiled secretly, "But I was naked at the time?" ”
"That's not right! Instructor Wang, you didn't take off your clothes at that time..."
Glancing at Tang Xin, Wang Yifan argued: "I took it off in mid-air, so you didn't see it!" Ok! As he spoke, he struggled back, and when he got rid of Tang Zhengda and Liang Youtian's hands, he continued to take off: "Don't you want to see it, then, don't say I'm stingy, I'll show you..."
"Wait a minute!!"
Suddenly, there was an exclamation, which made the eyes of everyone present can't help but draw their eyes to Sui Yi.
Wang Yifan was secretly happy in his heart, but his face pretended to be embarrassed, "Uh... I'm sorry, but I forgot that there's a lady here. But in order to be effective, I had to keep my body as '0 clothes' as possible. ”
0 Laundry...
Tilting his head sideways, Sui Yi thought about it for a while, then hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't!" Stop! Stop! I don't watch it, I don't watch it, I don't watch it! Get dressed! ”
Wang Yifan couldn't hear what she meant, but since the play has come to this, how can he be worthy of his hard-won ideas if he doesn't play a full set. Therefore, he deliberately pretended to have heard it wrong, and continued: "Don't stop, OK, then I..."
In fact, if Sui Yiken had the courage to take a look, she would have found that the pants on Wang Yifan's hand were not above her knees at all, and he had just been stimulating her with words. But it's a pity that when he heard Wang Yifan's belt "Ding Lingdang" ringing non-stop, Sui Yi only cared about not overdoing it, and forgot the phrase "seeing is believing".
As a result, without waiting for Wang Yifan to really take off his pants, Sui Yi turned around and immediately got into the cabin.
And Tang Zhengda, Liang Youtian, and Tang Xin, who stayed behind, shrugged their shoulders, and the stalled hands looked like they had been bought by Wang Yifan.
Secretly giving a thumbs up, Wang Yifan breathed a long sigh of relief and said, "Whew! Finally escaped. ”
After he put on his clothes and pants again, Tang Zhengda stepped forward and said, "Xiaofan, are you really not going to tell us?" ”
Wang Yifan shook his head, "Uncle Tang, it's not that I don't want to tell you, it's that the fewer people who know, the better." So... I'm sorry..."
Liang Youtian and Tang Xin, who are also martial arts practitioners, obviously understand him better, "Well, the gun shoots the first bird." Thinking that this little Somalia can't accommodate a character like Xiaofan, it is conceivable that once Xiaofan's ability is exposed, his life will be completely goodbye to the ordinary. Perhaps, there will be a steady stream of dangers. ”
Hearing this, recalling that Wang Yifan had been rewarded by local terrorists after he caught that 'medium-sized criminal gang' in Mogadishu, Tang Zheng was relieved, "Indeed..." Looking up at Wang Yifan, he quickly added, "Then Xiaofan, it's better not for you to demonstrate, after all, I am not all my own people on this boat." In case, you have exposed any special kung fu in this jump, and you may have to be troubled when you return to Huaxia. ”
"Hmm!"
Seeing that the matter was solved by himself in a few words, Wang Yifan wanted to be happy.
However, at this moment, Tang Xin's headless words made his face tense all of a sudden.
"Alas! Since I can't see it, I'd better go back and call. Uncle Tang, Uncle Liang, Instructor Wang, if it's okay, I'll go back first, and I'll come out after dinner. ”
Beat... Electricity... Speech!!!!!!
Someone's angry look flashed in his heart, and Wang Yifan said excitedly: "Wait a while! Tang Xin, what did you just say to call, can you make a phone call at sea? ”
Stunned, Tang Xin said honestly: "Yes, use a satellite phone." (Fiction)
Glancing at Wang Yifan, Tang Zhengda seemed to think of something, "Xiaofan, should you be..."
Nodding awkwardly, Wang Yifan replied with a wry smile: "It seems that he forgot someone... But forget it, let's go back and explain. After all, my phone is not a satellite phone, speaking of..."
Before he could finish his self-comfort, the blade girl who had temporarily stopped in his mind suddenly spoke, "Master, your communication tool is affected by 'system fusion' and can receive signals in any corner of this world. ”