"There are no cracks in my house, there are no cracks in my house!" The neighbor's aunt shouted abruptly.

"Auntie, what's wrong with you?" The police kindly inquired.

"Where is the joy of your report?" A policeman, apparently the leader, walked out of the house and asked, "He's a fugitive wanted by the whole country now, and he must not be allowed to flee outside." We must arrest him! ”

"How did he become a nationally wanted fugitive again?" Other neighbors asked curiously.

At that moment, a car came speeding up, and they were all TV reporters. The reporters quickly ran out of the car and gathered next to the police chief like wolves smelling food, and asked: "May I ask why you said that Le Wuwu has become a fugitive wanted in the whole country?" Did he commit any crime? ”

The police chief coughed and motioned for the reporter to get out of the way. Coming to the square outside, he told all the media in front of the TV the fact: "According to the revelation of the goddess, Le Wuwu has been a vampire from the beginning, and all vampires should be destroyed!" ”

"Revelation of the goddess, is she really the goddess of heaven?"

"Yes!" The police leader straightened up, and his tone became more and more respectful, "The gods came to the mortal world to help sentient beings get rid of their suffering. I saw with my own eyes the power of the goddess, a power that even a hydrogen bomb could match. If it weren't for the support of someone around him, he would have fallen to his knees.

"What about the man?"

"Why are you so stupid, of course the main god is with the goddess. They have power that ordinary people can't match. They are the gods of the world! Just as the police chief continued to talk nonsense, he received a phone call.

As he stepped aside to make a call, his face became more and more gloomy. "Fuck you, you idiot, if it weren't for me, you would be in this position today, damn, now start crossing the river and tearing down the bridge. I'm telling you, if you don't settle this matter for me, don't blame me for poking your matter out. ”

"What? Didn't you order it? Who's that? ”

He threw away his phone, stiffened his body and took two steps back, one unsteadily, fell to the ground on his back, and muttered, "Why, why, why do you not believe them?" Why! Why~What~~! ”

More armed police have appeared outside to take control of the place. Sitting in front of the TV, the viewer in front of the computer was able to find that the live broadcast was cut off as early as the time when the reporter asked what the revelation of the goddess was.

All the reporters and the villagers who heard these words were taken to the car and driven to the police station, where they conducted a very "profound" ideological review: there is no god in China. If there is, it's your fault.

"Got it?"

"If you don't understand, you'll have a new home." It was an unusually muscular muscular officer who stood outside a glass window, roaring at the journalists and civilians who sat inside to learn about the culture.

"Understood!" Of course, you understand everything, and if you don't understand, you may hang up.

"I don't understand! We believe in Christianity, we believe in God! This is our freedom of belief. "Of course, there are also thorns, there are so many people here, even if it is the will of the government, it is impossible to execute so many people at once. A young female reporter stood up and confronted the officer, who was not easy to mess with at first glance.

"Yes. Christianity is indeed your freedom of belief, and I have no right to interfere with anything. His tone changed, "But, there is no god in Huaxia." Got it? ”

"Understood!" The female reporter, who had thought for a moment, quickly sat down.

A colleague approached her and asked, "Hello, why are you sitting down?" “

The female reporter turned around and said, "You're trying to kill me, right?" I remember your looks. I'll report it to the Public Security Bureau. “

The colleague touched his head stupidly and said honestly: "I also believe in Christianity, I don't understand why you don't argue with him?" ”

The female reporter quickly stood up and reported to the officer above: "Report, sir, this man has the possibility of becoming a spy, and I want you to investigate him." ”

The officer above clapped his hands and couldn't stop praising him: "Yes, yes, I didn't expect you to be able to tell from his words that he is a spy." Matsushita Mita, Chinese name Wang Meng, RB sent a spy in China. His ancestral home is Hanamichi Village, Matsushita Prefecture, Hokkaido, and he loves running and playing games, and his favorite game is the war years released by RB. You like to keep a diary, and every time you finish keeping a diary, you put a small stone in the journal. Is that right? ”

"How do you know?" He shuddered and took a step back.

"It's useless!" The officer shook his head, "You're trying to hold the female reporter in front of you hostage!" I can tell you a fact, she's a strong black belt in karate. “

"If you want to hold the old man behind you hostage, I can also tell you that it's impossible."

With the sound of glass breaking, the officer appeared in front of him and smashed him against the wall like a chicken. "Any idea why espionage is a high-risk profession? Because, when you are no longer useful, both sides want you to die! Do you want to get out alive? Or do you want to get out alive? ”

"Others, let's go! Remember, there are no gods in Huaxia! The officer stood in front of the spy, his voice echoing through the room, "As for some of them, you should know who they are, too." Ask you the same question again, do you want to get out alive? Or do you want to get out alive? ”

"Let's go!" The gate slowly opened, and two policemen stood in the doorway, urging the stopped civilians to leave.

When the gate was closed again, a relatively thin man with a figure of about 1.7 meters slowly appeared next to the officer.

"Did you find him?"

"I can't find it, he hasn't sucked human blood, our equipment is useless. Do you continue to look for it? ”

"Keep looking, he'll be a good companion."

"Yes, he really should be a good partner." Bandages appeared on the body of this thin man, he was a native of Huaxia and a mummy.

"Friends are really getting fewer. The lineage of the sages has disappeared, when will we be able to have a home openly. ”

"I don't know. But, you have to look for it! One of his comrades in the team was almost out of control. ”

"Hey!"

"Hey!"

A long silence followed.

Saying that Le Wuwu escaped from the water, no one would have thought that he would turn into a bat dressed as a sparrow and fly into the air. The sparrows gathered with great interest around this strange-looking companion, chirping as if to provoke and question.

At this time, Le Wuwu was looking intently at a computer not far away, and the scene played on the computer was the scene three days ago.

The sparrows around them suddenly flew high with their wings, and they sensed the smell of danger. And this breath emanated from this sparrow who didn't know where it came from.

They hovered in the air, constantly screaming at Le Wuwu.

"Mother, look at these little birds, they're chirping at that sparrow."

"Yes! But why is this sparrow different from other sparrows? “

A mother and daughter walked by the side of the road.

"Mom, I'm so cold!"

"It's cold, but why is it so cold? Let's go, baby, take you to a big meal. ”

They left the place, not aware of the next scene. The branches were bent and the whole tree was crushed by an unknown force, just as it was when a hurricane came.

When the second foot stepped on the ground, the whole tree made a spring-like sound like a taut slingshot.

flew into a room where no one was around, and still kept a sparrow-like Le Wuwu kicked on the power switch, turned on the computer, stood on the keyboard, and stepped out three words - Le Wuwu.

The hot spots of the web are the things that happened at the home of Le Wuwu, through a lot of information and videos. The keyboard under his feet was shattered into a mass of debris, and the desk where the computer was placed was broken in two.

Flying in the air, Le Wuwu quietly watched everything that happened in the computer. Obviously, there is an invisible hand controlling everything.

Raise your head and gaze at the sky above. The corners of the sparrow's beak are slightly raised.

"The battle has just begun, right?"

"I know you're looking at me, but so what. Unless you kill me yourself, don't let me grow up. ”

The sparrows fluttered their wings and flew towards the wealthy residential areas of the area. He knew that the little policeman's home lived here.

When the little sparrow broke the window, the old man was lying comfortably on the bed, and beside him, two young and beautiful maids were carefully cleaning the house, and he was teasing it from time to time.

"Hua Qin, come here, let me touch it!" The old man said pleasantly.

"Master, what about the young master?" The maid named Hua Qin put down the broom in her hand, wiped her hands, pursed her mouth, held her head high, and leaned next to the old man.

"Young Master? In the future, there will be no young master in our family, only Miss Jing. You know? “

"Ah~~! Know! Yes!! “

As soon as Le Wuwu came in, he saw this inappropriate picture for children.

"However, Yong'er died a little too miserably, hey, if it weren't for the fact that the man and woman were really superpowers! Ay! It's beautiful, how beautiful it would be if she could lie on top of me! “

"Ah~! The lord's wish will definitely be fulfilled! Yes~! ”

Worry-free shattered the window and released a drowsy spell. The two maids rubbed their foreheads: "Master, I'm so sleepy!" Then one lay on the ground and the other on the bed.

"Sleep when you're sleepy!" He was about to stand up when he saw a vampire appear in front of his bed. "You are! Save! ”

His throat was pinched by Le Wuwu, and he couldn't shout the remaining word of life.

After a minute, Le Wuwu gently let go of the wrist that was holding his throat.

"Don't kill me, I can give you anything you want! I can give you anything, I can give you anything. The password in my safe was 985642, and it contained a huge diamond of one hundred carats. He shouted, "I can give you anything!" “

Le Wuwu quietly looked at the old man who kept begging for mercy: "Do you know, why did I come to kill you?" ”

"I don't know." In the next second, the old man shouted, "Happy and worry-free!" Your name is Le Wuwu! That person is not my son, he is not my son, and it has nothing to do with me. ”

"Not your son? Is it possible? Le Wuwu quietly looked at the old man in front of him, "Look into my eyes, I will give you everything you want." ”

"Don't you suck my blood? I can become a blood slave and obey your orders unconditionally. ”

Le Wuwu laughed slightly.

He shouted the last sentence: "Help! ”

What follows is a scene that is not suitable for children.

A minute later, it was originally the young man who pinched the old man, but now, it became the old man choking the young man. Le Wuwu threw the corpse of his own appearance in front of him to the ground.

It was not so much that they exchanged faces, but that Le Wuwu used the power of his blood clan to control the old man's face, turning him into his own appearance, and he became the appearance of the old man in front of him.

Joy and worry quickly swapped the clothes and decorations of the two people. Looking at the silver cross in his hand, he fell into a deep silence, as if he no longer cared about the restraint of conventional things on vampires. If even onions weren't useful, his plan could have been perfected.

When the bodyguards rushed to the master's bedroom, Le Wuwu coughed heavily: "Come in, you come in, go to the media, go to the police, just say, Le Wuwu was caught by me." ”

"He? Is he just happy? The bodyguards pointed to the young man lying on the ground and couldn't move, "But he's not a monster!" ”

"How do I know if he's a monster!" Le Wuwu swaggered out of the room, walked down the stairs, sat down the hall, and took a sip of tea, "Everything upstairs don't move, go to the media, go to the police." Know? ”

"Yes, yes, sir. Let's go and have fun! ”

Three minutes later, the wolf-like reporter arrived at the residential area one step ahead of the police. They first respectfully greeted Le Wuwu who was sitting in the hall: "Hello Master Huang! ”

"Hello, go upstairs one by one, and take a good picture of the carcass that is so mysterious outside. Isn't it just a little vampire? ”

"As long as there is this kind of thing, no matter how many vampires come, they will not be afraid!" Le Wuwu pulled out a large diamond necklace from his neck.

He smiled innocently: "Sorry, I took it wrong, I took it wrong, cut it out." ”

"It's this!" He pulled out a pearl necklace.

"Hahaha, I got it wrong again."

"It's this." This time, he took out a silver cross.

"Master Huang, can you lean your cross in front of the camera, we would like to give you a special interview, mainly about how you relied on this cross to defeat the evil vampire." A female reporter in professional attire deliberately leaned towards Le Wuwu, as long as she lowered her head slightly, there was a white flower in front of her.

"Yes, very good. You, a journalist, know people's minds very well. Of course, Le Wuwu lowered his head and patted her face gently, "Are you ready?" ”

"Ahh Now? Is it right here? So many people, not very good! “

"I'm asking you, is the camera ready?" Le Wuwu made a final decision, "The other reporters will go out first, and I will make a private video first." Dare them go! ”

"Sir, but you weren't like this before." The rest of the family stepped aside and asked weakly.

"Yes, I wasn't like that before, that was when I thought I was just an ordinary person, but just now, I went through the ups and downs of my life, and I had to open up and be my truest self. At the end of his life, he realized that what he was pursuing before was fart! ”

"Recorded this passage for me, is it live now?"

Getting the nod from the female reporter, Le Wuwu was a little frustrated, and he tidied up his clothes and hair. He walked up to the mirror and said narcissistically: "The charm is not diminished." “

"Now, I'm going to tell the audience how I defeated this evil vampire."

Le Wuwu sat back in his original position, crossed his legs, and smoked a cigar.

"At that time, I was lying in bed while two of my servants were cleaning. Originally, we all thought it was a very peaceful morning. Until the sound of glass breaking shattered the simple silence. “

"My two servants said they were sleepy and wanted to sleep. The next second, one was lying on the ground, and the other was lying on the bed. You know that I was shocked at that time. “

"When I came to my senses, the vampire appeared in front of me, and he wanted to kill me and turn me into his blood slave."

"Think about it, how could I not run! At that time, I started running with a girl. This vampire is a bit stupid, after all, he is an idiot to hide drugs! I'm sure this vampire must be a drug-plagued vampire. “

Therefore, the audience before the live broadcast must not come into contact with drugs, drugs are a kind of thing that harms others and themselves. If you think about it, drugs can affect even vampires, let alone ordinary people like us who have no power. “

"Running and running, I found that he couldn't catch up with me. I stopped, looked for an opportunity, and reflexively kicked and kicked him in the lower part. That feeling is just one word, cool. At that time, the vampire crouched down in pain. “

"Then, I kept running, and he kept chasing. I kicked him in the balls with one left and one right kick, three or four kicks, and he didn't hurt anymore. The eggs are broken. Then, I get close to him, left hook, right hook, down hook, charge to finish, kill! “

Le Wuwu talked about the unnecessary movements, and compared his own movements.

"Cool. I hit him for three minutes. The audience before the live broadcast should not learn from me to fight vampires! The moment you encounter a vampire, you still have to run. This vampire is addicted to drugs, so it's so rubbish. Even an old man like me can deal with him! ”

"Vampires are vampires, and they can stand up even if they are beaten so badly. He found a counter-attack and grabbed me by the throat in a burst that I thought was going to die when he pulled off those two of his teeth. What do you think I had in mind at that time? Guess! “

"Are you reminiscing about your past?" The female journalist took up the topic.

"No, I was thinking, he has bad breath! It really stinks! ”

And then it was a magical scene. It's this silver cross, it's this silver cross, and it shines brightly. At that moment, I couldn't see it. People who have lost their sight are in the dark, but I am in front of the light. ”

"By the time I could see clearly, the garbage vampire was lying on the ground. And I, the hero who destroyed the vampires. Looking back now, it's still a little scary. Vampires are still scary! “