Chapter 294: Dao Ancestor's Trick

Guang Han smiled: "It seems that your Yuechi girl is not simple. ”

Yin Li was surprised and asked: "What do you mean?"

Guang Han said: "It's hard to say this clearly, it's a little difficult to say." Let me tell you this, I have been in the palace for more than ten years, and I know that there has always been an unwritten tradition in the palace, called anti-food. Eunuchs and palace maids can't stand the loneliness of the deep palace, and often do some intimate behaviors, which is called eating together. Sometimes, I often see some palace maids with lip prints on their necks. Do you understand what I mean?"

Yin Li was stunned: "You mean, Yuechi has an affair with someone!"

Guang Han said: "Just understand it, that's what I mean." ”

Yin Li said: "No, I don't know about Yuechi." ”

Guang Han curled the corners of his mouth with a smile, too lazy to argue with him.

At this time, several Taoist priests outside the temple set up a one-meter-high table, put incense cases, and placed tributes.

When it was a little dark, Yuechi stepped onto the stage, raised the golden statue in his hand, and muttered sutras in his mouth.

In a moment, the small golden statue glowed, and the golden light rushed into the air at a height of 100 meters, and with a small explosion of light, a god wearing a white robe appeared in mid-air. This man's figure suddenly became larger, his hair was like snow, and his head was surrounded by a halo, and he was just like that quietly coiled in the air, looking down on the people.

At this time, inside and outside the temple, the people on the left and right sides of the street knelt down together: "Daozu Wan'an!"

At this moment, even the customers of the teahouse went to the side of the street, knelt down reverently, and congratulated Wan'an.

Strictly speaking, even the pets raised by the common people are psychic at this time and prostrate themselves on the ground.

In short, all the people kneel and worship, and at a glance, they are like waves and magnificent.

Yin Li laughed: "Puff, look at this posture, he seems to enjoy it very much." ”

Guang Han continued: "Well, the Great Pope and the Second Pope have never done this. ”

Yin Li continued to laugh: "He thought it was very enjoyable, but in fact he looked like a fool. ”

The two of them do not worship foreign gods, leaning on the window on the second floor of the teahouse, looking nondescript. If you don't worship, they still point to the Heavenly Dao Ancestor in mid-air, and mock it to the fullest; the key is, just mock it, just mock it, and say it so loudly that the people downstairs heard it, and they all cast hostile eyes at them.

This is nothing, the most infuriating thing for the believers is Yin Li's pet.

The big monkey didn't open his eyes, climbed to the top of the teahouse, and roared at Daozu.

Its majestic form was frightening in the shadow of the rising moon.

The roar of "——!" was like thunder, which was obviously a provocation to Dao Ancestor.

Thousands of believers kneeling on the ground, looking at the Taoist ancestors, and at the monkeys.

Everyone is thinking, the evil beasts are making trouble, why didn't the Dao Ancestor take action?

Seeing this, Yin Li just hurt him for a few sentences, why are you still on a bar with him! He jumped on the roof, drove the big monkey down with a few sounds, and then raised his hand towards the Doutian Dao Ancestor in the air, and smiled dryly: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding." ”

Doutian Dao Ancestor stroked his beard and smiled, threw down two golden pills, and disappeared in a flash.

It's a big trouble now, Daozu didn't even say anything, so it's gone?

The people were furious and murderously rushed towards the teahouse.

You must know that when the Dao Ancestor of Doutian appears on this day every year, he will teach morality. Today's temple fair is also the only way for the people of the Gaman Empire to contact Dao Ancestor, and Yin Li messed up the temple fair, how could the people go around him.

Seeing the people of several streets rushing over, Guanghan couldn't help but be terrified.

"Yin Li, everyone is angry, what are you still doing in a daze, run away. ”

"Damn, the old man of the bull's nose deliberately harmed me!" Yin Li picked up Guang Han and jumped from the window to the roof. Then he looked at the two glowing golden pills suspended above the old ancestral temple, and shouted to the people: "Instead of chasing me, you might as well ...... As...... Don't touch Jindan, come back quickly!"

As soon as he shouted, everyone turned their eyes to Jin Dan.

I saw the big monkey arc jumping away and smashing towards the two golden pills.

I don't know what happened to the big splash monkey, today is not restless at all.

It grabbed the golden pill and landed on the roof of the ancestral temple, grinning.

Finally, he threw two golden pills into his mouth and chewed them as if he were eating peanuts.

This scene blinded the people who came to participate in the temple fair, and some people opened their mouths in surprise: "How is this possible, the golden pill is attached to the pure yang purple fire, and only the most devout people to the Taoist Ancestor can take it off." This monkey is ......!"

Some people also clenched their fists and were furious: "It's a fart, the evil animal steals the golden pill and kills it!"

Yin Li knew that this public anger was too big, and immediately jumped to the roof of the Old Ancestor Temple.

He reprimanded the big splash monkey, but the big splash monkey didn't think so, and grunted his defense.

The unique expression of the big splash monkey can only be understood by Yin Li, anyway, Guang Han is confused, it asked Yin Li what the big splash monkey just said? Yin Li said: "It said that this golden pill was originally theirs, and it used to have a lot of such snacks." Hey, this guy has learned to too. ”

Guang Han said: "You didn't have a good head, and it didn't learn from you." ”

Yin Li said: "In short, this disaster is big, hurry up, hurry up." ”

At this time, Yuechi went up to the roof and grabbed Yin Li: "Don't go!"

Yin Li said: "I didn't mean to do anything tonight, you let me go." ”

Yuechi seemed to have changed into another person, and he stabbed when he raised his sword.

Yin Li didn't want to fight back, so he retreated and fell into the inner hall of the Old Ancestral Temple.

Who knows, Yuechi will not forgive, and will assassinate him after him.

Yin Li pushed Guanghan to the big splash monkey: "Old splash monkey, take her first, don't kill people along the way." ”

The big monkey ate two golden pills, and his spirit was refreshed, so he listened to the order at this time, and jumped away with his feet.

When the big splash monkey went away, Yin Li no longer blindly dodged, but flashed behind Yuechi, put his arm around her neck, and subdued her. Although Yuechi was subdued, the Taoist priests in the temple and the palace guards rushed in. Yin Li didn't want to kill someone because of the trouble, so he shouted: "Give me all out, otherwise I will kill her!"

When the Taoist priest and the guards saw that the princess had been kidnapped, they did not dare to make a mistake and retreated.

Yin Li hijacked Yuechi to a bedroom, closed the door, and then let go of Yuechi: "I ruined the temple fair, if you don't stab me, you can't explain to Dao Ancestor, I can understand this." But it's just the two of us in the room, so don't you act, okay?"

Yuechi danced the sword and stabbed again: "Who played with you, look at the sword!"

Yin Li grabbed the long sword and pointed at her forehead, sealing her divine sense. Then, he put her on the bed and lay down: "It's like a different person, it's endless, am I really too much tonight?" Okay, I won't embarrass you, isn't it just a temple fair, I carry this pot, now you are satisfied." ”

He said that he was generous, but he couldn't be generous.

It's really wronged to have a back pot on your body for no reason.

Obviously, tonight's incident was a trick played by the Heavenly Dao Ancestor.

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