Chapter 38: The Poisoned Food Delivery Brother

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It seems that choosing which one is a pit, my delayed cancer attack, tomorrow morning.

The issue at hand is more urgent.

"I said, it's inconvenient to walk like this, can you ......"

"Don't."

I was dumbfounded. Ever since the two rounds left, Moon Doll Fool has been holding me tightly, which is very difficult. She wasn't this kind of superglue girl before.

"But I'm in a hurry right now."

"I'm in a hurry to find Yarulan, right? It's hard to meet again, I don't want to let go, let go and you're gone. ”

Maybe it's because she's just gone through a disaster, or maybe she's really missing me.

Strange.

I looked at her opinion record:

"Moon Puppet Fool: Sickness: 22 (Relationship Constant +15)

@ Miss + 2×3 (I don't know if I can see you again...... ）

@ Romance + 40x3 (His Royal Highness the Prince came down to save me)

@ Favorability value changed to sick love value (you are different from other men, you love me, and you won't leave me, no)

@jealousy + 5×3 (resist kissing on the shoulder?) ）

@ Interpersonal Constants - 5 (I won't give you to Yarulan)

@ jealousy + 10×3 (Teru Shirai who he saved first, I seem to understand something)

@ Interpersonal Constants - 10 (I won't give you to Teru Shirai)

@ Promise Fix - 8 (The daughter was really lost, but luckily he seems to have a way to get it back.) Give him one last chance, or I'll ...... ）」

Her opinion value has finally been blown up once, but why do I have an ominous premonition when I see this new term?

The opinion record does not show anything related to that nobleman.

"Don't you like the gift I gave you?"

Yue Puppet was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and then smiled: "That nobleman?" Don't listen to my father's nonsense, I won't be glad to catch that nobleman, in fact, he doesn't care what he does. I've dreamed of being a mechanic since I was a child, but people don't have the right to choose their parents, they can only be assassins. Although that nobleman almost killed me, I can't blame others for the failure of the mission, and because of the blessing of misfortune, I got out of the Smoke and Rain Pavilion and lived the life I wanted. ”

I was really fooled by the old pavilion master!

"The most important thing is to meet you......" she said as she stood on tiptoe and kissed me, "Anyway, is my father arrested or is he gone?" ”

Can you not ask such a question so lightly?

Actually, I don't know.

"I took you." Yarulan's voice suddenly sounded from behind us, "Can you two not fill the world with dog food?" ”

She stood in the hallway at some point, passing us without paying attention.

"Finally found you, quick, teach me melee skills!"

She was stunned for a moment and shrugged: "Yes, yes, my concubine." ”

It's done!

Sure enough, skills can be learned from her.

I thought I'd never learn a skill!

At this time, the phone rings a prompt tone, and a new task appears:

"Master's Mission: Learn to master melee combat

@ Yarulan knows a lot of skills, ask her for advice with an open mind

@ Achievement Condition: Acquire the Melee Mastery skill

@ Reward: Melee Mastery reached level 1

@ Note: This skill is the foundation of all melee skills such as sword, hand-to-hand combat, shield, grappling, etc., in addition to broadly increasing your melee power, it will also automatically strengthen your all-round melee qualities such as muscle strength, endurance, body strength, melee hit rate and evasion rate. Of course, don't expect a lot of increases."

I'm burning, a widely used skill!

I'm extinguished, and the reward is to reach level 1?

It's a bit of a contradiction to what this mission is about. The achievement condition is written as "obtained", and the reward is written as "upgraded to level 1". No, the task itself is normal, it is me who contradicts itself. What happens if I use the gold finger and I can get the "Achievement Conditions" on one side and the "Mission Reward" on the other?

I'm not going to "bump" an explosion because of triggering a system bug......

Gritting my teeth and being ruthless, I clicked the "Complete" button on the task, and then quickly confirmed the situation in the "Skill Menu".

……

Teasing me, huh?

There is an extra skill at the bottom of the skill, which is displayed like this:

Melee Mastery (0 / 5)

Level Zero!

What is the situation with a level 0 skill? Is it specially used to be blown up by level 1!

"Although I'm a little stupid, I'm still a very strong person, and I can learn skills really quickly." Ya Rulan clapped her hands with a chirp, and suddenly her face sank, and she changed her words: "But obviously you have no talent." ”

I'm not happy about this: "I'm stupid, and if I don't have talent, you can't teach well." ”

Another deep sigh full of despair for my life, Ya Rulan raised three fingers weakly and said: "First, you are not completely incapable of self-preservation, but you are unable to play because of your worrying IQ. In the car, you repeatedly say that you want to learn melee skills, and Moon Puppet Fool immediately says that he has taught you "gun fighting", which is a unique melee skill of loading a bayonet in a pistol. However, you almost never use a pistol and never load a bayonet. Am I wrong? ”

…… I thought that "gun fighting" was to smash the opponent's head with the butt of a gun.

"Second, is the invisibility bracelet on your wrist an ornament? The last time I fought a white-collar prisoner, you actually hid in the bushes without stealth, I was shocked when I saw it, thinking that the bracelet must be broken, and then I realized in the car that there was no one at all. Will you lose love and justice if you are invisible? ”

…… Who am I going to show if I'm invisible?

"Thirdly, why do you want to take white ...... Hey? Am I overdoing this? ”

Do you see that?

If you continue to slander my intelligence, I'll let you add the word "meow" to the end of every sentence, you cat-eared gothic loli maid.

Sure enough, you still have to "assess the task". I began to ask her questions repeatedly, but it was the same as others, and she refused to post the assessment task with all kinds of excuses.

To avenge my dead melee mastery ability, I ordered her to grow a cat tail in the future and keep it that way.

Moon puppet fool shook my arm: "Okay, go back quickly, you may not know, it's getting late." ”

Actually, I was hesitant to sleep in Shirai Hui here or her, but forget it, considering that Guardian F91 will return to the Atlas when he wakes up tomorrow morning, it is better to sleep in the repair room.

"Meow!?" Ya Rulan suddenly screamed, and then glared at me fiercely with tears in her eyes, "What are you doing!" ”

So sensitive?

I just grabbed the cat's tail, the fluffy was so tactful that I didn't know it...... Now it's even more unstoppable.

I dragged Yarulan's tail with my left hand, and my right hand was held by the moon puppet fool, and I returned to the repair room. Indeed, it was already night.

I dragged Yarulan to the repair room.

The moon puppet fool stood between the two of us.

I shouted that I was hungry and took the moon puppet away. There are some things that you have to talk about when you're alone, like games.

"You said before that you'd help me find a way to smuggle things back to reality, so let's get started."

"Me? When was it said? Ya Rulan was stunned for a moment, with a blank expression, "Compared to this matter, you immediately let go of my tail." ”

It's a little later, it's really cool to play with it in your hands.

"When you defeated the white-collar prisoners in the "King's Space", you persuaded me to give up the cat that wrote poetry, and at that time I said that the "smuggled life" can only be transported in one direction, which is of little use, but you promised to help me find a way...... I won't forget it. ”

Ya Rulan coughed lightly: "That incident, of course I haven't forgotten." ”

…… I definitely forgot that she must have opened her mouth to urge me to give up the cat that wrote poetry.

I asked her to look at my ability information again, and then I told her how to use the book, the F91 after the phone was turned off, the humanoid sledgehammer, the fork flower pot, and everything else. I have an inexplicable sense of trust in the intelligence of this young girl.

Ya Rulan touched her chin and pondered for a long time, then drew something with pen and paper. It looks like a table: the X-axis says "Something?" "Unconscious?" , "Hand-held object", "Is there a material or appearance?" , "hooligan", the Y-axis is written "F91 boot", "F91 shutdown handshake", "F91 shutdown shake feet", "Yawu", "Ya wrap" and other words, but only the first three lines draw a bunch of ticks and crosses.

The Da Vinci Code?

Then she transformed into the previous light machine gun and said, "I need more information, you can take me to sleep and try it, I guess it won't work." Also, the next time you return to the Atlas, try bringing a suitcase full of things. ”

Not to mention that if I don't bring the F91 back when I return, I'll die, and I won't go to bed without dinner? "I can't sleep right now."

"I'm sure I'll be able to fall asleep, go try it. As the saying goes: it only takes 99 seconds for a pig to fall asleep, because it doesn't count 100 times. ”

What a cold joke.

I stole a glance at Yue Puppet Yu, who was still preparing dinner, and slipped to the bed with Ya Rulan, who had turned into a light machine gun, and closed her eyes with both hands.

Soon, the phone rang with a piercing chime, displaying: "Warning! You're trying to expose the game!"

Ya Rulan turned back into her human form, sat in my arms and sighed, "Sure enough, no. The description of the ability is too general, and the specific definition of "something" requires several attempts using elimination. ”

You're naked!

She touched her chin in contemplation, walked back to her position barefoot, and wrote "unconscious?" on the note. The question mark on the back is lightly crossed out with a pen.

You're naked!

My heart is about to rise to my throat, and how can I explain it when the moon puppet comes out in a while!

Yarulan stretched out her hand, causing the palm to deform and detach, dripping onto the pen, wrapping, wriggling, deforming, and finally becoming the shape of a dog's favorite bone.

She handed me the bone and said, "F91 is also covered in a layer of living tissue, even if it is not conscious, it is a living thing, and it is not a "thing". I speculate that otherworldly matter is very different from real matter, but living organisms should be consistent. I'm now wrapping the pen in ossification, which should theoretically be very similar to the case of the F91. Will you try again? ”

You're naked!

Can't you see me holding the maid suit that fell off when you turned into a light machine gun? Did you know that there is a naked elementary school student with a cat's tail dangling around my house right now! The police will talk to me! The moon puppet fool will too!

Only then did Ya Rulan realize the maid dress I was holding in my arms, and took it over and put it on in a hurry.

I couldn't help it: "I've always thought it was strange, don't you have a sense of shame?" ”

Whether it's her debut, or her transformation into a burst of clothes, or when she's in the bathroom, she doesn't seem to care about nudity at all, but she also has a tearful and shy expression because of other things, and she doesn't look like a casual person.

"Clothes?" Ya Rulan replied to me without raising her head, "If you become a lump of slime for three or four years, and then turn into a human form and cover your shame with leaves, but you are ridiculed and forbidden by the monsters around you for many years, will you still care if you are naked or not?" Already numb......"

Even if you can return to reality one day, you will live in a police station on the charge of running naked.

Yue Puppet Yu handed over two plates of dishes, which were very fragrant and seemed to have put a lot of thought into it.

"It's yours." Moon puppet fool deliberately separates our cooking, "And this one is baby's." ”

Blinking secretly, she returned to the kitchen again.

Ya Rulan tasted it and immediately spit out the food: "Will you stay away from me in the future?" I seem to be being treated like a junior. ”

What does it mean?

I picked up my plate and glanced at my phone screen:

"Scrambled eggs with greens: Improved item

@ Portion size: 4

@ Delicious: Physique + 1 (lasts half an hour)

@ Drugged: You enter a high energy state (lasts 6 hours)

@ Drugged: You want to roll the sheets, smart - 6, hazy state of consciousness (both lasting 8 hours)

@ Remarks: A must-have delicacy before being squeezed dry."

I quietly put it down and picked up the plate again.

"Scrambled eggs with greens: Improved item

@ Portion size: 4

@ Delicious: Physique + 1 (for 38 seconds)

@ Poison: You enter a state of advanced paralysis (lasts 10 hours)

@ Highly toxic: You enter the highest diarrhea state (lasts 3 days)

@ Remarks: Cats that steal fish should die of diarrhea."

I covered my face silently.

Ya Rulan stood up and walked out the door: "Since the people have chased away the guests, then I will leave first." You remember to smuggle a suitcase full of stuff when you come back. If possible, ask for metal boxes, metal ones. ”

"Why do you want metal?"

"With your IQ, it's ......"

As soon as we opened the door, we found the red crisp hand standing outside the door.

Ya Rulan left, and the red crisp hand entered the door.

"You're finally back? The battle is over, and the post-war reconstruction is almost over, and I still tossed Bobei Town, are you too late? ”

He ignored me, just slammed a large leather bag on the ground behind him.

Spread out, a bunch of weapons and equipment, just a glance to know that there are no mortal!

"Come on! If you have the ability to take it all, I highly recommend this sword! His face was a pile of scum, his face was tired, his eyes were dark, and his smile was a little evil, "I won't lose this time!" ”

I'll take them all, will you lose or will I lose?

The moon puppet fool also came over. There was no surprise at Yarulan's departure and the arrival of the red crisp hand.

She handed me another plate of food: "Baby, try this, this is my ......."

The red crisp hand seemed to be hungry, snatched the food away, and devoured it.

Eat up.

Yue Puppet's expression froze, and he unconsciously took half a step back. I silently mourned for the red crisp hands.

The moon puppet whispered, "What's wrong?" ”

"Looks like you're going to give me a gift again."

"I've heard that it's because you stole his artifact, that's why you're crazy looking around for materials to build weapons. When I found him, he was not in a good state, and he kept saying that he wanted to fight you. ”

"Good people who are willing to give."

I looked at the pieces of equipment on the floor, and there were six of them.

I was about to reach out to touch it, but the red crisp hand stopped, "Be careful, don't say I didn't warn you." ”

At this time, the phone rang a tone.

"Hidden Mission A: Cursed Split and Double

@ Possess this two-handed greatsword alive