0065 Human Snake (Ask for Recommendation, Recommendation, Recommendation)
"I'm afraid."
"Congratulations to the master, pretending to be successful, rewarding 5 points of pretending to be forced and 5 experience points."
Qin Nanyin smiled and said confidently in a low voice, "This beautiful teacher, and this little beauty, how about coming home with me tonight?" ”
"How are you like that? Be virtuous with your father. Ling Shushan scolded.
Qin Nan was not unhappy, and said with a smile, "It's okay, I don't mind playing with the woman my dad played with." ”
"You ......"
Ye Tianxing stood in front of Ling Shushan and asked loudly, "Qin Dashao, isn't your Lao Tzu suspended at home and waiting to be disposed of?" What capital do you have to eat and drink outside and deceive? ”
"What? My future father-in-law has been deposed? ”
"No, the village aunt is lying, Principal Qin is so capable, how can he be deposed."
"Yes, there is no rumor in the school, it must be fooling people."
Qin Nan looked happy and said, "You said that my dad was stopped, why didn't you say that the comet was going to hit the earth?" It's really funny, and it's not like it's made up nonsense. ”
"Believe it or not, but don't worry about your son, worry about yourself."
"What do you mean?"
Ye Tianxing pretended to pinch his fingers, like a He Immortal Gu, and muttered, "If you want the heavens to send evil to you, be careful." ”
Qin Nan didn't believe it, and said, "Little beauty, edit, you continue to make ......"
Before he finished speaking, a lump of things fell on Qin Nan's head, and the restaurant was suddenly filled with a foul smell, and the guests who were eating couldn't eat it, so they were nauseated.
"Waiter, what's so smelly? Find out quickly, or you won't be able to eat. "Customers started to stir.
Looking around, everyone's eyes fell on Qin Nan's head.
"What do you see me doing? Do I have a ...... on my head?"
"Qin Dashao, don't move." The tall man covered his nose and reminded.
"What's wrong?"
"You've got something on your head."
"What's that? Take it away. Qin Nan was nervous.
Big, tall and short don't dare to approach.
Qin Nan moved his hand, touched his head, smelled his hand, it was so smelly, he didn't believe it, licked his fingers, tasted it, and exclaimed, "Hold a grass, Xiang...... Who pulled the elephant to my head? ”
"No, Qin Dashao, really don't move, you have something else on your head." The short man said in horror.
"What else?"
"And one more ...... A cobra. ”
"What? Yes...... Got a snake? ”
Hiss!
A cobra, still crawling out of the dung pit, fresh, was squirming along Qin Nan's neck, staring at him with big snake eyes, and sticking out its tongue.
"Don't ...... Don't bite me. Qin Nan's forehead was sweating like rain, and the flower pants he was wearing were completely wet, "Two wastes, come and help me." ”
The tall man shook his head, and the short man shook his head too, so that he could not move.
"You ......" Qin Nan couldn't speak, and he was most afraid of the snake, seeing that it was getting closer and closer, he subconsciously stretched out his hand and pinched the snake's neck.
The cobra was frightened, opened its mouth and bit Qin Nan's nose, ah...... The heart-rending sound of panic frightened everyone present and fled, including the waiters, as well as the tall and short ones, all scared, really afraid.
The cobra bit Qin Nan's nose, followed his body again, burrowed into his crotch, aimed at something, and bit down again.
Yes...... Qin Nan shouted even more fiercely.
There are also those who are not afraid of things, that is, a few who love Qin Nan, holding their mobile phones and taking selfies, while shooting, while brushing the circle of friends.
"Poor future husband, he actually eats Xiang."
"It's so annoying, Qin Dashao actually kissed a snake."
"They...... Now they are playing the man-snake war, and people want to join in. ”
The content is exciting enough, coupled with Qin Nan's special identity, the three pieces of information quickly swept the circle of friends of Dongchuan International University.
"It's really Qin Dashao, I didn't expect the taste to be so heavy."
"Fighting with the snake, it's the second generation of Xu Xian."
"Ask for videos, ask for seeds."
Many people who like to eat melons leave messages one by one, excited, admired and surprised.
"Congratulations to the master, the slap in the face was successful, and you get 20 pretending points and 20 experience points."
Ye Tianxing has become a passerby, no one cares, and no one will know that she did it.
Ling Shushan was gagged, pulled Ye Tianxing out of the restaurant, and after calming down a little, she said, "How can this be?" A snake popped up for no reason, or a cobra...... No, will it be dead? ”
"Sister Shu Shan, don't worry, that snake is not poisonous, it just scares and scares that guy."
"Scare? You...... How do you know? ”
"I ...... Guess. Ye Tianxing smiled, "He is so hateful, he has no respect for Teacher Ling at all, why care about him, leave him alone, someone will call 120." ”
"That's what I said, but ......"
"Don't be, go back to school, people like Qin Nan don't want to see it again." Ye Tianxing pulled Ling Shushan and left......
Back at school, I wanted to be intimate with Ling Shushan for a while, but Ye Tianxing didn't find a chance, left, and went to the library to find Li Yifei.
A cute girl who loves to learn.,I like to read books when I'm fine.,There's always a bad guy like a fly sticking to her.,Can't learn.。
"Yifei, I've asked you no less than ten times, why don't you give me any face?" With white hair and a white suit, a male student who looks like a white man pestered Li Yifei.
Li Yifei was annoyed and said indignantly, "Guo Feng, can you tell me what you like about me?" Can't I change it? ”
Guo Feng smiled and replied, "I like you to be a girl, if you are transgender and become a man, I will definitely empathize and don't fall in love." ”
"You ......"
"What am I? Too handsome to fascinate you? ”
Li Yifei didn't want to deal with it, packed up the book, turned around and left.
Guo Feng is like a dog skin plaster, no matter where Li Yifei goes, he will follow him, even if he goes to the bathroom, he is blocked at the door, which is very annoying.
Li Yifei didn't know what to do.
"Yifei, promise to be my girlfriend? I will be good to you and devote myself to it for the rest of my life. Guo Feng said with an oath.
"It's so good, it's so numb, I can't stand it, my hairs stand on end."
Looking at it, it turned out to be Ye Tianxing.
"Sister Tianxing, you're finally back."
Li Yifei pouted and trotted to Ye Tianxing's side.
Seeing such a big beauty as Ye Tianxing coming, Guo Feng's eyes lit up, his heart began to beat faster, and he even felt blind and regretted pursuing Li Yifei.
"Yifei, he didn't do anything to you, did he?"
Li Yifei shook her head pitifully.
"It's okay if you don't have it, let's go."
Guo Feng stopped Ye Tianxing and Li Yifei with an arrow step, and asked with a smile, "Yifei, who is this?" It feels familiar, but I can't remember it. ”
"Where did the white hair come from? It's up to you, and you deserve to know this handsome...... What is the name of this girl? I don't care about you. Ye Tianxing completely ignored Guo Feng, pulled Li Yifei and left......