Qingqiu water is cold, Qingqiu is warm, the snow melts and covers, year after year, it passes like this, and the turmoil of leaving home is gradually no longer a hot spot in the mouth of the demons, but occasionally when talking about the internal fighting of the foxes, such a thing that seems to be related will be mentioned, and a mockery will be made, and there is one more brainless waste in the fox.

This kind of ridicule also became less and less as the little fox chose to cultivate, and it took ten years to successfully fade away from his demonic aura and become a generation of demon immortals. Every time I mention it, it's more of an anecdote, thinking that back then, a generation of demon fairies was also stupid. No, it should be said that it is simple. No way, stupid things happen to mortals, it's stupid, and when it happens to celebrities, it's harmless anecdotes.

If a demon wants to become an immortal, he must replace his demon qi with true qi, which is like cutting off flesh and blood with a knife and replacing it with a new one. The little fox didn't know how he came here, but he felt that when he thought of someone, all the pain was tender. Everything, including the pain of the thunder and lightning scorching the body.

On the green hill, the thunder has been thundering for a long time, after all, there are eighty-one to split, and after ten years of hard work, he was finally reborn in the destruction and turned into a young man. And the newly promoted demon fairy didn't grab the land or people at the first time, but actually went to a small city in the world and stood outside a certain courtyard. wandered for a long time, but finally coaxed again, retracted back to Qingqiu, and found a scumbag fox in the game world.

A month later, the Linghu family had an extra son, who was not only handsome and extraordinary, but also had a pure heart, and was ordered by the elders in the clan to come out to study in all parties, and just came to visit the Lin family.

Then when I was asking for advice on "Shangshu", I saw the little lady of the Lin family who came in to worship An, and fell in love at first sight, so I stayed in the private school next to me and humbly sought to learn and ask for advice. Father Lin felt his sincerity and invited him to participate in the Lantern Festival.

One is a gentle son with a good demeanor, and the other is a graceful girl who is shy about closing the moon, and a good pair of fairies who raise their eyebrows. It should be like this, but there is one more poor boy who gets in the way.

"Alone, when you don't like you, everything you do is wrong."

"How can there be snakes in winter. How can there be snakes? ”

"Boom!"

Ling Huyu said that later, the story became more and more concise, and finally even became the only one who knew nonsense, muttering in a low voice, "bang", and planted his head on the table.

The third bowl of rice wine was still in the pot, and the water vapor pushed the lid of the pot "poof", Chen Li scratched his head, and looked helplessly at the drunk man holding a bamboo umbrella in front of him drooling. The amount of alcohol is so bad that I still have to drink, it's only two bowls of rice wine, what should I do now? Throw it out?

"Knock knock~" Just as Chen Li was thinking about it, throwing him out of the talisman did not meet the reaction of normal people, there were two knocks on the door.

Two humanoid objects in white suits, with flat faces and no facial organs, pushed the door in, bowed 90 degrees to Chen Li like puppets, and then took out a stretcher from behind him, skillfully carrying the unconscious Ling Huyu up.

Great, the problem is solved. Chen Li shook his eyebrows, feeling that they had no ill will towards Ling Huyu, so he let them fiddle with it, and said casually: "It's okay to go, pay for the wine first." ”

The two white objects bowed neatly and exaggeratedly again, and one of them took out a neat pile of Grandpa Mao from his arms and held it on the table with both hands.

"This..." Chen Li scratched his head, he didn't understand a little, this is to let him smoke at will, and return more?

Seeing Chen Li's hesitation, the white object decisively took out another wad of money and put it on the table.

"What?" Chen Li was stunned for a moment, adding money so simply? How do you feel that you are very skilled in this movement?

Seeing that Chen Li still nodded, the white object hurriedly turned out his pockets, waved his hands, indicating that he really had no money, and then hurriedly raised Ling Huyu, stepped away, ignored Chen Li's call, and ran away exaggeratedly.

"Hey, wait!" Chen Li shouted, seeing two white objects carrying Ling Huyu quickly disappearing into the night, he looked down at the money on the table, he had a sense of absurdity, and scratched his cheek, "I want to say too much. ”

"Puff puff ~ old leave, it's just a few pieces of paper, just accept it. In other words, old and leaving, do you still drink wine? I ate without drinking! The fire came out of the bottom of the pot and asked with sparks spitting.

"No, minors can't drink. Keep it for me to drink. Chen Li casually put away the two piles of money on the table, forget it, at most he won't collect the money when he comes back. This pile is calculated as thirty or forty thousand, and sure enough, the business of the local tyrant is easy to do, and one single is the peak of the turnover since he opened his own business.

"Cut, Lao Li, I'm 30,000 years old!" The flames fluttered and wanted to swallow the whole pot directly.

"I'm talking about mental age." Chen Li stretched out his hand, suppressed the flames, snatched the pot back from the mouth of Mars, and said with a smile.

"Lao Li, you bully people!" Spark spewed flames, writhed with teeth and claws, and then cowered aggrievedly at the mouth of the furnace.

"Haha, that's right." Chen Li didn't care about it, and directly admitted it shamelessly. took out the last bowl of rice wine, casually threw the pot to Mars, and sat behind the counter, poured himself a plate of green plums, and tried it with some curiosity, is it really that delicious to eat like this.

A sip of green plums, a sip of rice wine, very light, obviously drinking, but the taste of the wine has not been felt for a long time, more is the sweetness and crispness of green plums. is like the story of Ling Huyu, which has no beginning and no end, it should obviously be a tragic story, but when it is said, it is Lin Wanyu who has become the most, as if she has become a dispensable supporting role. When you like someone, it's humble.

"Crunch." Throw another entrance, Chen Li chewed happily. It's really troublesome, and I don't know how long we will torture each other if we are entangled like this. Taking another sip of rice wine, I watched the unknown moth flutter under the street lamp, flicked my fingers, and blew it out of the range of the street lamp, so that it could fly in the light of the real moon.

"Forget it, no one is here anyway, it's closed."

The wine was gone, the night was late, there were no customers on the left and right, and finally the store was closed. For today's passenger flow, Chen Li is quite satisfied, after all, it has only started, and he can't be too demanding.

Turn off the lights, close the door, and sleep.

And at this moment, in an old house not far away, a white fat man was sitting on the toilet, looking like a thinker, his face was red.

"Didi~" There was a crisp sound from the mobile phone, which was the message receiving sound of the penguin software, the fat man's brows frowned, and the anger on his body was also discharged, sighed, picked up the mobile phone, and typed, "Made, die on the street, the old man is doing something big!" You are looking for Lao Tzu at this time, and the harmful Lao Tzu is holding back again! ”

"Hold back? Didn't it leak out? ”

"Fuck off, I'm going to the toilet!"

"Speaking of which, I have to recommend you a restaurant, a newly opened one, just around here, the owner is good, the food is delicious, the price is affordable, and you are free?"

"Get out! Made, say this at this time, you don't feel disgusting, Lao Tzu is still disgusting! ”

"Quack! It's okay, you're eating right now anyway. ”

"Get out!" The white fat man pressed the send button fiercely, but he couldn't help but laugh. The daily ridicule between dead friends can also be regarded as a kind of communication of feelings. I couldn't hold anything left and right, so I wiped my buttocks indiscriminately, stood up, pressed the flush with one hand, and typed skillfully with the other, "Good son, your dad and I fed you with a handful of shit and urine, and now you want to eat"

When it came to "" again, the white fat man couldn't help but glance at the toilet, was stunned for a moment, rubbed his eyes in disbelief, opened his mouth wide, couldn't help but click send, and then quickly clicked on the input box again.

"Son, you absolutely don't believe what your dad and I saw! Hahahaha! Lao Tzu is going to be developed! Later, drink a cup of soy milk and pour a cup! ”