Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Mockery Aura is Full Level (3600 words for the third update)
The next day, Wu Biao pouted and lay on the hospital bed, his face full of bitterness!
"Boss, are you alright?"
Syllable!
Kurosaki didn't say a word, he slapped Wu Biao's ass directly, and scolded angrily: "I know the consequences of running out of that move, you still use it, you deserve it!" ”
“……”
The corners of Wu Biao's mouth twitched slightly: "I thought that the physical strength was much stronger than at that time, and I could withstand it!" ”
"The strength of the body is strong, and it can't come from the exhaust system so nonsense, that old madman in Guanyin Temple thought of this kind of move, and you little madman dared to use it."
Wu Biao turned his head directly and looked at Kurosaki with indignation: "Even if you are the boss, you can't insult the master, the master of Guanyin Temple is a genius!" ”
"Hey...... In a way, too! Kurosaki straightened up and took off his white gloves and threw them into the paper basket, and then ran to wash his hands: "It's not a big deal, but it may still bleed when I poop in the next few days...... Don't use this move in the future, the digestive system is not a joke! ”
Wu Biao was cheeky: "No need, I will never use it!" ”
That kind of chrysanthemum tearing pain is definitely unbearable, Wu Biao never wants to experience that moment yesterday in his life...... It feels like being hit by an intercontinental missile**......
"Huh?"
Kurosaki paused to wash his hands and looked up.
"Hmm, Ichigo came back with a bunch of familiar breaths, if I didn't feel like I was mistaken, it should be the Grim Reaper, right?" Wu Biao shrugged his nose, got out of the hospital bed and lifted his pants!
"Boss, you can't get my ass yet, if you don't get it, I'll go over and join in the fun!"
"......" Kurosaki Isshin.
Why does this sound so awkward, why does this kid always say such ambiguous things unintentionally......
"Go ahead!"
Kurosaki waved his hand, then took off his white coat and continued, "If Ichigo asks about me, he will say that I went out to a medical seminar in the morning and will come back before dinner!" ”
"Why?"
"Don't ask so much, you can do whatever you want, I'm the boss, you're the boss!" Kurosaki scolded angrily, then turned around and walked towards the outside of the clinic.
Now he doesn't want to be exposed to the sight of the corpse soul world, and the Hibanya Winter Shirou, the former third seat of the Juban team, brought back by Ichigo above, and Matsumoto Ranju, the vice captain of the Juban team.
The two of them are different from Rukia, but they are both direct subordinates when they were the captain of the Juban team more than 20 years ago, and if they touch them, their identities will definitely be exposed!
"What?" Wu Biao looked at Kurosaki's departing back, couldn't help scratching his head with a puzzled face, and then pouted and returned to the living room from the clinic.
When he saw Masaki Kurosaki cooking in the living room, Wu Biao waved his hand and said, "Sister-in-law, did Ichigo go upstairs!" ”
"That's right, and I brought cute girls!" Kurosaki Masaki turned his head and said ambiguously.
Wu Biao muttered disdainfully when he heard this: "Cute has a fart, or ......" Speaking of this, a figure appeared in Wu Biao's mind, but then he shook his head and waved this figure away!
"The kind of woman with a gentle smile, but extremely ruthless inside, especially can hide a knife in her smile, and she will be murderous at every turn, and then put the knife directly on people's necks!"
"......" Kurosaki Masaki was stunned for a moment, and only after half a sound did the corners of his mouth twitch and looked at Wu Biao and said, "Xiao Biao...... You...... Isn't it stimulated by something? ”
"What? How could I possibly be stimulated! ”
"The kind you said...... Is it really a woman? Kurosaki Masaki looked at Wu Biao with a strange face: "And...... What's so good about that kind of woman! ”
"You don't understand!" Wu Biao waved his hand directly, turned his head and walked upstairs.
Kurosaki Masaki looked at Wu Biao's back in a cold sweat...... Who doesn't understand!
Wu Biao came directly to the outside of Ichigo's room, shrugged his nose and sniffed: "Well, there are really a lot of them!" With a mutter, he pushed the door open and walked in, only to see that Ichigo's not too big room was crowded with eight people.
In addition to Ichigo, the other seven people are, the captain of the Juban team, Hibanya Fuyushiro and his vice-captain Matsumoto Ranju, and the eleven team is the third seat of Madara and the fifth seat of the Suzuki River.
There is also Rukia Kuchigi and Aisui Koiji, the vice captain of the Rokuban team.
To some extent, this lineup can already be called tough!
As soon as Wu Biao entered the room, everyone's eyes immediately looked at him.
"Hey, isn't your stingy Jingling Court not paying salaries, so they all defected en masse and came to the present world!" Wu Biao waved his hand mockingly, and then entered the room and found a random place to sit down!
"What are you talking about, listen to Brother Biao too!"
Matsumoto Ranju looked at Wu Biao with a curious expression, although she had heard of Wu Biao from other people, but it was the first time she had seen a real person: "You are the human who originally made trouble in the Jingling Court, and you don't feel anything special!" ”
The corners of Asani Lianji's mouth twitched slightly: "That's right, it's him!" ”
"Ichigo, this person used to live with you!" Madara on the side asked curiously.
Ichigo Kurosaki nodded: "Brother Biao works at my house and helps my father's clinic?" ”
"Huh?"
Except for Rukia, everyone was stunned, and the corner of Madara pointed directly at Wu Biao and asked, "Are you saying that this person named Wu Biao is still a doctor?" ”
"Why, you have an opinion, dead bald!"
“……”
The corner of the bright head suddenly burst into a green tendon: "Bastard, aren't you a bald person yourself!" ”
"Wha!"
Wu Biao laughed wildly, stretched his head in front of a corner after laughing, pointed to the top of his head and said, "Dead bald, open your eyes and see, Brother Biao still has hair!" ”
Everyone followed Wu Biao's pointing, and sure enough, there was such a thin layer of hair, or rather...... If you don't pay attention to the fur that you can't see at all.
Wu Biao retracted his head with a smug face, looked at the corner of his blue face and said, "Brother Biao is different from your dry land where no grass grows, I can grow!" ”
The corner of the "......" turned dark, but he didn't know how to refute it!
"Don't make a fuss, Brother Biao!" Ichigo Kurosaki interrupted the quarrel between the two, then looked at Wu Biao and said, "Dad, why didn't you join him in the clinic?" ”
"He's just been there, and he's gone after getting my ass, let me tell you, he's going out for a medical seminar in the morning and coming back in the evening!"
"......" The corners of Kurosaki Ichigo's mouth twitched slightly, and he secretly decided in his heart that if there was anything to pass on next time, even if he left a note, he would never let Brother Biao pass it on!
And...... What's going on with getting your ass done?
Although, I know you're hurt in the ass, but you can't just say normal, can you?
Don't you see that the flames called 'gossip' have burst out of these people's eyes......
Rukia Kuchiki and Matsumoto Ranju looked at Wu Biao directly with curiosity on their faces and asked, "Wait, what's the matter with ass fucking?" ”
"It's nothing, it's just that Chrysanthemum was injured a little bit yesterday, so the boss wants to get it for me, although I don't think it's a big deal. But after all, it's the boss, and you have to listen to others if you work for others, so let him get it! ”
"......" Hibanya Winter Shilang and the others' faces changed.
The corners of Ai Sani's mouth twitched and looked at Wu Biao: "Could it be that in your present life, you have to listen to the boss even if you work for others?" ”
"Nonsense, if that sissy in your house asks you to show her ass and show him it, can you still refuse because of this little thing!" Wu Biao glanced at him angrily!
"......" the crowd.
Is this also called a trifle?
Rukia's face darkened, and she suddenly felt that her eldest brother's reputation had been ruined...... Especially when she found that the bastard of Lianji still had a deep look on his face, and his eyes were full of struggle!
"No!"
After half a ring, Asai Renji gritted his teeth fiercely, as if he had made a great determination, and said extremely firmly: "Even if it is the captain...... He must not be left to his toy! ”
Although I don't know how Kuchigi Hakuya will react when he hears this, but Kuchigi Hakuya's sister in the field exploded directly!
"Die for me, you shameless!"
Rukia Kuchigi directly kicked Asai Koiji to the ground, and crushed the back of his head hard, scolding with a fierce face: "Bastard, I'm smearing Brother Hakuya, I'll kill you!" ”
"Wait!"
Kurosaki Ichigo hurriedly waved his hand: "What Brother Biao said is treatment, he was injured a little bit yesterday, so my dad just treated him......" In the end, it was Kurosaki Ichigo who stepped forward.
Although his father no longer has any reputation to speak of, he can't be ashamed to throw himself into the corpse soul realm!
Everyone heard that in addition to Rukia Kuchiki, Matsumoto Ranju, and Hibanya Winter Shirou. The rest of the Madara corners were all relieved...... Apparently they were also thinking about how they would react if their captain really brought up that kind of 'little thing'......
"Captain!" Matsumoto Ranju came to Hibanya Winter Shirou with an ambiguous face, and began to tease Shota daily: "If you ask, I'll ......"
"Keep talking, and I'll kill you!" Rifangu Winter Shilang directly interrupted Ranju's extremely ambiguous words with a dark face, and then turned his head to look at Wu Biao and said coldly: "There is still an account to be settled between me and you, and I will settle the settlement when the blue dye matter is over!" ”
Everyone was stunned for a moment when they heard this, and then everyone except Ichigo had a look on their faces, understanding that the grievances that Captain Hibanya said were because of his childhood sweetheart, Hinamori Momo!
"Where is the little brat, Brother Biao doesn't beat underage!" Wu Biao said with a disdainful face.
Everyone couldn't help but laugh secretly when they heard this, indeed, if you look at it from the perspective of the present world, Captain Hibanya is now twelve or thirteen years old, and he is still the age of elementary school......
"What did you say?" A look of anger appeared on the face of the Hibanya Winter Shilang, and in an instant, the temperature in the room dropped extremely, and the breath exhaled in the summer was actually a ha!
Wu Biao pursed his lips indifferently, this level of cold qi could not cause any damage to Ichigo in his human state, let alone him.
"Little brat, is it that a certain part of the body suddenly grows black hair, so panicked and scared, but I don't know who to talk to. So in order to cover up that it is not pleasing to anyone, in fact, my heart is extremely uneasy, it's okay, tell Brother Biao......"
Wu Biao grinned: "Although I'm too lazy to listen, I'm even more lazy to explain to a little kid like you who doesn't have any hair!" ”
"......" everyone's faces twitched.
As for Hibanya Winter Shilang, he took out a green righteous soul pill directly from his arms, and sent it to his mouth with a black face. Fortunately, Matsumoto Ranju and Ayase Kawa, who were on the side, bowed quickly with their own eyes, and directly dragged them from the window to the bed and held them down.
Otherwise...... The Ichigo family will probably cease to exist!
"Let go of me, I'm definitely going to kill him, I order you in the name of the captain of the Juban team, let go of my !!"
The corners of Kurosaki Ichigo's mouth twitched: "Brother Biao, can you say a few words......" For Brother Biao's top-level mocking aura, he can be said to have a deep understanding, and all formal occasions ...... Brother Biao belongs to the type that refuses to enter!
"Originally, the hair didn't grow together, but the hair turned white, he was so obviously overwhelmed, so his body was weak!"
Rifangu Winter Shilang's face was no longer black, he was all angry with Wu Biao, and in a fit of rage, he directly shouted out an extremely domineering word!
"Let me go, and those who stand in my way will die!!"
Of course...... It's impossible for Matsumoto Ranju to let go, and if they don't come to their own people, they will definitely punish them severely when they go back!
Wu Biao didn't speak, but ...... He might as well speak, because this thing was looking at Hibanya Winter Shilang with an expression of a father looking at his son's nonsense......
"Death to those who stand in my way... Death to those who stand in my way, death to those who stand in my way, death to those who stand in my way......"
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The three chapters add up to 10,000 and 600 words, which is only 400 miles away from the 10,000 I said yesterday, don't say that Xiao Jiao didn't make up for it...... Less!