"Ahh Soon our campus cultural festival New Year's Day party will be held, you, the literary and art committee, have time to manage me, it is better to give the class more ideas, give advice, and see when we can make our class the first. Hu Tianming is still casual.

"You, you, you!" Just when Ye Xiaomei was a little angry, she suddenly looked at Hu Tianming as if she had seen a piece of glowing gold, and said loudly: "You haven't always boasted of Zhuge Liang, a ghost idea, bragging all day long, saying how powerful you are at this, and how powerful you are, since this is the case, then do you dare to give advice at this New Year's Day party, so that everyone can laugh and have fun?" ”

"Hey, beauty, do you play such a trick? The Chinese teacher is still on it, you are directly ignoring him, treating him as if he did not exist in the air! Hu Tianming really felt a little ridiculous.

However, at this moment, Ye Xiaomei said abruptly to the Chinese teacher: "Teacher, Hu Tianming is a person who has been taught repeatedly, instead of punishing him, I think it is better to let him make suggestions for this New Year's Day party, so that he may understand the importance of teamwork in the process of cooperating with his classmates, and then sincerely change his ways." ”

"Hahaha!" Hearing this, the Chinese teacher couldn't help laughing and said: "People like him, people like him, still give advice to the school's New Year's Day party?" Xiaomei, let me tell you, if a person like him can give the school a good show, I will eat Xiang live! ”

"Live broadcast to eat Xiang?" Hearing these four words, Hu Tianming suddenly became energetic, and said to the Chinese teacher: "Teacher, you said it yourself, I didn't force you, all the students present heard it, everyone can be a witness, if I give you a good show at the New Year's Day party this time and get unanimous praise, then the teacher has to give us a live performance." ”

"Hmph, stinky boy, you have time to talk big here, why don't you think more about how to make a good show? If you make a bad show this time, then you are disrespectful, intimidating the teacher, and deliberately causing trouble for the school's New Year's Day party, and I am enough to get you out of school. The Chinese teacher roared mercilessly.

After a while!

When everyone left, Hu Tianming set up a Erlang leg and played with his ten fingers leisurely.

"Hu Tianming, I helped you, why didn't you even say thank you to me?" At this moment, Ye Xiaomei looked at Hu Tianming with a pair of eyes and said.

"I'm sorry, I've never known how to say thank you to others, because I've always felt that no one is qualified to let me say thank you to him, as for today's incident, I can tell you very clearly, even if I walk out of this door today, I won't be expelled, as for the Chinese teacher." Suddenly, Hu Tianming smiled evilly, and then said with a smile: "I can honestly tell you that I have hundreds of ways to make him change his mind, and even like me."

"You, do you think of yourself as a god? Think you can do anything? It's ridiculous! Ye Xiaomei shook her head first, and then said: "If it weren't for the fact that I was classmates with you in elementary school and spent a happy childhood together, I wouldn't have bothered to save you!" ”

"Help me? You'd better not talk nonsense about these two words, because I'm smart, you can't imagine it, and if it weren't for the fact that I claim to be a school ghost, you would want to save me? You don't want to borrow my power yet, you are all like this, you think you are strong, but in reality? I'm the protagonist, you can't do it without me at all, if I don't give you a chance, do you think you can borrow my power casually? It's ridiculous. At this moment, Hu Tianming once again pretended to be a good hand, although he didn't know what he was talking about, but in short, it sounded very awesome.

"Neurotic, I think you are simply neurotic, I was kind enough to save you, but you treated you as a donkey's liver and lungs! Forget it, I'm gone, you can do as you like? Anyway, it's the same with you or not! At this moment, Ye Xiaomei showed disdain.

"With me or without me, it's all the same? This sentence, I can't pretend that I haven't heard it, you turn around, I'll let you look good, if you can guess what my gesture means, I can give you a performance before the Chinese teacher's live broadcast. ”

The next moment, seeing Ye Xiaomei turn around, Hu Tianming moved his hands, the five fingers of his left hand were clenched, there was a hole in the middle, the thumb, middle finger, ring finger, and little finger of his right hand were tightly clenched together, leaving only a straight index finger, and then the index finger of his right hand suddenly stretched into the hole held by his left hand, and drilled it hard, then pulled it out, stretched it in again, and drilled it hard!

"You! You, no wonder the teacher said that you are the scum of society, a moth, you actually make such a gesture to me, a young girl, you are simply a scumbag, a pervert! Ye Xiaomei was really a little speechless, how could there be such a person in this world.

However, at this moment, Hu Tianming said with a serious face: "Don't give me a calf, I'm asking you very seriously, what kind of gesture is this?" Did you really guess it? ”

"Neurotic! You're a psychopath, can this gesture be that kind of gesture? It could only be the kind of thing between men and women! Ye Xiaomei said almost roaringly.

"Say I'm insane? I think you're sick! When you were doing that, did you ever see a dip in and drill twice? I'm just a simple screw gesture, okay? Hu Tianming said with a laugh.

"You, you are clearly deliberate, you deliberately led me to think in that direction, do you dare to say that you don't?" At this moment, Ye Xiaomei said with a bite of certainty.

"Really? That's right, I did it on purpose, the competition is fierce in this era, haven't you ever watched the spy war drama and the palace fight scene? That's all a plan, Mission Impossible! So I'll admit that I deliberately set you a trap, but I succeeded because you easily fell for me. Hu Tianming said confidently and frankly.

"You, you! You! For a moment, Ye Xiaomei was so angry that she lost her temper, and she couldn't say any quibbles, because any words she said at the moment would only show her stupidity.

"Alas! That idiot fairy went out to, and she hasn't come back yet, damn, it's a dung pit! At this moment, Hu Tianming didn't look at Ye Xiaomei, but turned his head to look out the window, and then saw that Zhou Xiaoxue had not returned for a long time, the young man smiled and said: "There is no woman by my side, I am really not used to it, okay, don't you want me to give you advice?" Let's go, Literature and Art Committee, go and give me a performance, let me see what you have lacking. ”