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I took the hand of the moon puppet fool and pressed the completion button for the main quest "Tranquility Outside the Town".

Swish!

Teleported into the wilderness.

There are no green lakes in sight, and there are only a handful of broken walls. The low hill ahead was covered with bare white rocks and dotted with gray wilderness, making the sparse dead trees even more pitiful.

"Are we far from Podong Town?"

"Are you tired?" Although the little man next to her was wearing a gas mask, her capable blonde hair could easily identify her as Moon Puppet, "I'm sorry, I've taken you a long way." Since there are often bandits near the lake, I think it will save time by avoiding them. ”

I shook my head.

The only thing I'm tired of is my thumb, and I've been clicking "done" a bit too much lately. Next time, change your tail finger.

"Thank you."

As she said this, she looked in the opposite direction to me, grabbed her right elbow from behind with her left hand, and kicked a non-existent stone with her foot.

"No, you don't."

My birth into this world is a blessing to all women, and you don't have to mind that. If you are really grateful, make a promise again! The first time I and you were like Zhu Bajie swallowing ginseng fruit.

"I'm ......," she paused, "I was born in a tower." ”

"Hello Archmage."

"What?"

Oh no, how did I get my belly out of it.

Seeing that I was a little flustered, she covered her mouth and trembled slightly: "You are really strange." ”

… Only when you are praising me.

"Where is your hometown?"

"Far away."

"Does it take a lot of time to go back and forth?"

"I closed my eyes and went back, and I closed and opened them again, and I came back."

Moon puppet fool looked thoughtful.

So what exactly do you want to say? Do you want to check your account?

"Who else is in the house?"

Do you really check your account?

"Mom and Dad."

"No one else?"

"It's gone."

I couldn't help but fold my arms and tilt my head to meditate, what did she mean by going around trying to express herself? Are you suspicious of my identity?

The moon puppet was silent, and he couldn't tell what his expression was while wearing a mask.

The bottom of the woman's heart...

Really, how did I forget that favorability is worth it? Guess the yarn!

Quickly check the Moonpuppet's Opinion value (omit duplicate information):

"Moon Puppet Fool: Opinion 124/100

@被重视+10 (He prioritized my business)

@浪漫+2 (Only you and me in the vast sky)

@开心+2 (great, he doesn't have a wife)

@退缩-1 (Forgot to ask if there is a betrothed...) ）」

…… I didn't realize how "vast the sky" was here, nor did I realize that she was knocking on the side to ask me if I had a family, and I was not far from being alone.

I'm a man, so I should be proactive!

But it's only 124 favorability, do you want to wait for it to rise higher?

…… I should have taken the initiative!

"Moon puppet fool!"

She turned around, tilting her head slightly, her blonde hair fluttering in the wind.

“…… You see, what is that! "It's a perfect score, I really want to pump myself.

Because of the favorability value, the moon puppet fool still trusts me very much, and immediately looks in the direction he pointed.

Suddenly, she pulled out her pistol and dagger, hunched over her knees, like a frightened wild cat, on full alert!

What's wrong?

I also turned my head to look over......

Ho!

A stranger was standing less than two meters away from us!

It's too close!

It's a wilderness, there's no shelter around, where did the other party come from?

The person who came was a young girl, with an angel face and a devilish figure, wearing a hemispherical transparent mask, and wearing a full set of pure black tight-fitting protective clothing, without a single blemish. She was unarmed, carrying a metal case behind her back, and her long, dreamy pink hair fluttering in the wind.

A pair of moontip eyebrows, a small cherry mouth, and eyes like a pool of lake water, making it difficult to extricate yourself. In the midst of a gray apocalypse, an angel suddenly appeared, completely losing its sense of reality.

“…… It's beautiful. ”

"Seven nights of turbidity! Pull out your gun! ”

The screams of the moon puppet woke me up from my daze.

The girl's gaze shifted from me to the moon puppet, and then pounced.

Moon Puppet Fool immediately jumped backwards, widening the distance, while shooting in the air.

The girl hid her face with her arms.

Successive cyan light clusters smashed into the girl's body, instantly engulfing her.

The moon puppet is still shooting, and has no intention of stopping at all.

"Moon puppet fool?"

She turned a deaf ear to my shouts and continued to fire at the position she had just placed as she faded into obscurity.

In the smoke and dust raised by the explosion, the girl rushed towards the moon puppet fool like an arrow from the string.

The girl stretched her arms flat, and only touched the moon puppet fool slightly, and the latter's left hand flew into the air, and the stealth effect was forcibly interrupted.

The moon puppet fool kicked the girl's leg, hooked her toes, and flipped onto the girl's back. With his right knee against the back of his heart, his left leg wrapped around his feet, and he plunged the dagger into the back of his head.

The girl fell to the ground, and the moon puppet fool was still pressed on her back.

In an instant, the winner was divided.

I don't understand what's going on, but there should be applause here, right?

Suddenly, the moon puppet screamed and rolled to the ground. At some point, her legs were completely broken.

The girl stood up unhurriedly, dusted off her body, and tore off her ragged protective suit. Her flesh and blood were a blur of terrible flesh and blood, but she healed with a speed that could be seen with the naked eye. Every inch of naked skin glows warmly in the afterglow of the setting sun.

There is also a dagger stuck in the back of the head.

"Quick...... Escape! Moon Puppet Fool said to me.

As soon as she finished speaking, the girl stepped on her right wrist.

Blood splattered.

The girl stared at me, smiling too perfectly, as if these cruel things had nothing to do with her.

That's when I came to my senses and raised my gun to shoot. Several bullets hit her in several key points, but all of them seemed to sink into a swamp, which was even more exaggerated than that of Sister Zhang at that time, and not even a single blood splash.

Numerous bullet holes healed quickly.

She walked slowly towards me.

Monster!

I pulled out my phone, but the act shook her.

The first time she spoke, her voice was even more beautiful than her face: "What are you holding in your hand?" ”

It's your mom who called you home for dinner!

System god, don't give me a task in time! For example, "defeat XX" or "escape XX", at least it has to be a task like "protect the moon puppet fool", otherwise how can this monster fight?!

Look down at your phone.

That's great!

Really......

……

What a cheat! There are no new missions at all!

Isn't there a quest to encounter a wild boss? Or is it that the dialogue is insufficient and the plot has not yet been activated?

The pistol doesn't work, and I can't leave the moon puppet fool and escape, so it seems that I can only turn on the mouth cannon mode and give it a try.

I cleared my throat, and I still have level 3 persuasion skills, so I have to have confidence in myself.

"Hi, young lady."

Before the words fell, she was visibly shocked again. Why is she always so surprised, because of the special effects that come with the persuasion skill?

"You look so beautiful, I look so handsome, it can really be said that you meet everywhere in the world, and you are destined to ......"

Hey?

I was still talking nonsense when I suddenly realized that the whole bunch of other tasks in the taskbar hadn't disappeared yet. Maybe it's because it's still too late for those tasks, maybe it's not a multiple-choice question this time, and I don't have to talk nonsense with her anyway!

My mind spun around quickly, and I chose "Hidden Mission: Moon Doll Fool's Daughter 5". The reason is simple, this is the only one in all the missions that can escape with the seriously injured and dying Moon Puppet Fool. It's only this task that specifically requires "the moon puppet fool must live".,No wonder it's written like this.,It turns out that I've dug a pit and waited for me here.。

I'll order!

Well, the scenery in front of me changed, and I came to a spacious, high-tech laboratory, full of large instruments and equipment. In front of him stood an elderly woman, dressed in a white coat.

"Why are you still stunned, hurry up and hug her over!" With that, the elderly woman reached out and swept the debris on the operating table to the ground.

Do you dare to have surgery in such a dirty and messy environment? You're the wanted criminal that Moon Puppet Fool said, right, it's really similar.

The old woman hurriedly cleaned the wounds of the moon puppet, injected drugs, and cut and sewed.

Fortunately, the moon puppet foolishly injured all bionic prosthetic limbs, so there should be no worries about life. This time, I saw that those so-called bionic prosthetic limbs, except for the bone part is replaced by machinery, the flesh and blood are no different from ordinary people. It's just that the wounds seem to have been melted.

"What kind of weapon did the other party use?"

"Bare hands."

"But this section ......" the old woman frowned deeply, and after a while asked again, "who is she injured like this?" ”

"A young girl, about eleven or twelve." Because the atmosphere was wrong, I swallowed back the words "hot body" that came to my lips.

There was a moment of silence.

"Is there anything I can do?"

"I have a very important task for you, get back to the surface at once, eliminate all traces and don't let anyone find you."

"Simple, I'm going!"

No matter how difficult the task is, it's the same for me, just a click away, and it can be done in an instant.

I looked down at my phone, but I didn't get any new tasks.

Wait, I seem to understand something.

…… Isn't that what it means to tell me to get out of here?

I looked around and didn't know where to leave. It doesn't matter, I'll just go back the way I came. As unpleasant as it was to be chased away by strangers, I had something more important at the moment – to validate my whims. Although the system makes me select alone, I don't think these tasks conflict at all! Especially in the current wave of tasks, they all require "now" and "as soon as possible", but the time limit is very vague. If you think about it, I can complete the task in a split second, and I can eat it all!

Try it!

I clicked the "Main Mission C: Weapon Spirituality" button, and the scenery in front of me immediately changed to an interior.

It seems to have been converted from a classroom, with a large rectangular room with machine tools and workbenches, a stove that makes the room temperature a little uncomfortable, and a few large pieces of machinery and equipment that I don't know what to do. Everything is well arranged, clean and tidy, and it is very different from the little black house of the moon puppet.

The red crisp hand has changed into a racer-shaped vest, and sits in front of a machine that looks like a machine tool and knocks, so that those strong muscles are sharp and angular.

Without scanning, his profession must be blacksmith.

"Alright." He touched the sweat on his forehead, turned around and said, "What an accident, you move so neatly." Look, you also have credit for the birth of this gun. ”

With that, he handed me a long weapon. The extra heavy belly of the gun, the muzzle of the large head, glowing with a new metallic luster, and a few faint blue lights jumped up and down like the volume of the sound. If it hadn't had a butt and scope, I'd have thought it was a bazooka.

"Thank you, Uncle La!"

Hurry up and confirm its properties from your phone, I'm looking forward to it!

As soon as I stretched out my hand, he took the gun back and stretched out his other hand: "The original price is 30 small batteries, count you 28." ”

What?

It's still charged, do you want to die!

No, calm down, I should be lucky that I didn't swallow the gun as a "mission reward". But the currency of the trumpet battery, if I remember correctly, the task has only shown less than ten dollars since I came here, and you want thirty dollars in one breath, bandits! What's going on in this town?

"No money? You can ask the moon puppet foolishly, she has saved a lot. ”

There was no disdain in the eyes of the red crisp hands, but I was a little uncomfortable to listen to, did I have the words "soft rice flow" on my face?

I decided to try my persuasion skills.

"Uncle, 300 batteries are not a problem, but the problem is that this gun can't work." I smashed my mouth, "The moon puppet fool praised you to the sky, don't you have a decent weapon?" ”

The red crisp hand frowned, and then he hurriedly wrote a purchase order and handed it to me.

The phone tone is coming.

"Side Quest: Decent Weapons

@你要求红酥手给你更好的武器, he asks you for all the materials

@达成条件: Collect all the items on the purchase order and help Red Crisp make a gun

@奖励: Experience +2w5, Gun Transformation skill upgraded to level 1

@备注: What are you doing? This time, he will offer the price to 300 small batteries, discounted to 280, if you make him busy once, it is better to slap him directly, anyway, it will reduce the favorability value."

For the first time, I felt a sense of identity with Mr. Remarks.

I'll order!

The red crisp hand suddenly had an even more exaggerated weapon in his hand than just now. The body of the gun glows with a faint red light, and the three barrels look lighter than the previous one.

"Send me!"

"Are you sick?"

"So how much is it...... No, forget it when I didn't ask! "yes, I don't have a dollar on me," this kind of garbage is also called a gun? I don't want to pay for a penny, no, and I don't want to pay for a battery. ”

The green tendons of the red crisp luck are violent.

"Alas, uncle, don't you have a more decent weapon here?" I patted him on the shoulder, "The kind that makes people watch it and don't have to spit up all the breakfast they had three days ago." ”

"Yes." This time, the tone of the red crisp hand sent chills down the spine, and he wrote a purchase order again and handed it to me, "Give it to me in ten days." ”

Ten seconds counts as a loss for me.

I've been tasked again.

"Side Quest: Non-Disgusting Weapons

@你要求红酥手给你更好的武器, he asks you to provide all the documents within ten days

@达成条件: Collect all the items on the purchase order and give it to him within 10 days

@奖励: Experience +70w, all the ammo in the Red Crisp Hand Shop is free from now on

@备注: This is an eviction order, and the materials that need to be collected are: Roll down, roll down, roll down (repeat 23 times)"

Purchasing materials actually rewarded me with 700,000 experience, can I not be able to pull out dragon teeth? Its sinister intentions are clear.

I'll order!

There was suddenly another gun in the red crisp hand, and it was squeezed into his arms along with the one he was holding just now.

This time, the weapon was more than two meters long, with airplane wings, four red-hot wheels like single-row roller skates, on the left side of the gun were lined with the dense buttons and slots of the square dance speakers, and on the right were six or seven toggle switches that moved the levers in order as if in a puzzle game, and a wrist-thick tube extended from where there should have been a magazine, directly on a metal box half a person tall, with shoulder straps.

I was speechless.

I want a sniper rifle, not a planetary pesticide sprayer.

The expression of the red crispy hand is like eating a fly.

In his opinion, although he was forced by the system to make up a lot of things, he still couldn't understand why I was able to complete this task in an instant. Even before the second gun had time to be put down, the third gun was completed.

His expression changed instantly, and he finally froze on "Okay".

"I don't really believe you can afford it, but you're a trustworthy man no matter how you look at it." The tone was full of helplessness.

No, I'm a man with a lot of favorability.

"Send me!"

Click!

The red crisp hand directly bit off his teeth.

“…… Neither! Although this time the weapon doesn't look like a lump of soaring, it's still unusable. I patted him on the head, "Uncle, I want a weapon, a weapon, you know?" ”

Risking his life for free, seeing that the red crisp hand would jump up and bite my throat at any moment.

Suddenly, he burst out laughing.

"Real weapons, huh? Yes! He beckoned, led me into the compartment, and opened a treasure chest, "If you take it, this weapon will be given to you." ”

As soon as the lid of the box was lifted through a crack, divine golden light gushed out.

"Send me!"

"I said, if you can take it, take it."

A sniper rifle, as radiant as the real thing in the Louvre, lies at the bottom of the box. The length of the gun is about one and a half meters, and the diamond-like barrel extends by another half a meter. The butt of the gun resembled a tail covered with knotted armor, coiled almost in a circle near the barrel. Without those messy button levers or hernia lights before, plain, adding one more design would ruin its beauty.

I was about to reach for it, but the red crisp hand stopped me.

"Uncle, do you regret it?"

"I just wanted to remind you, be careful, don't blame me for dying."

What?

I'm touching the gun, not the skirt.

At this point, the mission prompt sounded, and I looked down.

"Hidden Mission: Demonized Howling Serpent

@让这把枪认你为主

@触发条件: You can't look down on all the weapons of the Red Crisp Hand, and the Red Crisp Hand's friendship value is above 100 (not included)

@达成条件: Character attribute magic energy is more than 400 (not included), withstand the power of this gun for 49 days, withstand its 108 gun attacks (can only resist and cannot dodge), and its favorability value is above 100 (not included)

@奖励: Experience +200w, establish an energy path with the god of war

@失败: The Red Crisp Hand will never trade with you

@备注: A living weapon is more difficult to serve than marrying ten princesses, and it is the same to overcome obstacles before starting, and the blood is exhausted after starting, and it can be used."

I hesitated.

No matter how difficult it is to start, it is not a problem, but I am not sure if it will really be "exhausted" after that, and I am always playing tricks on me.

I glanced at the mission, and several of them had already disappeared, apparently it had been delayed for too long.

Take it first!

I'll order!

The tail-like butt of the sniper rifle wrapped around my waist and landed on my back with lightning speed.

It scared me.

I turned left and right.

It's hiding behind me, so I can't see what it's become! Is there a spirit behind you?

Red Crisp's jaw was about to drop to the ground, but I didn't have time to pay attention to him, let alone take a closer look at the weapon's stats, because the pile of quests was disappearing one after another.

That's you!

It's almost cuckolded, and you can give up any task, but this one can't bear it.

I clicked on "Hidden Mission: Divination of Spirits 1" and teleported to the wilderness.

There was only a trace of dark yellow left in the sky, elongating the figures on the ground and gradually disappearing into the night. I was now wearing a gas mask, my head wrapped in a cloak and I couldn't breathe, and I was standing under the walls of the town, with a homeless man sitting in front of me, and I was still stepping on the face of a townsman74 at my feet.

"Big brother spare my life, I'll go back immediately to pack up my things and move out of Bodong Town, and I'll never come back!"

Townsman 74 spat out a mouthful of old blood as he spoke.

I guessed what had just happened.

"Did I just tell you to move out?"

Zhenmin 74 was stunned for a moment, and said aggrievedly: "Big brother, you won't change your mind, I don't know where to offend you now, don't fight, what do you say I do!" ”

Why don't I use a gun?

Only then did I realize that my new sniper rifle was wrapped tightly around my waist, and my cloak was raised high like a pregnant woman.

While I was distracted, the kid ran away with a roll, and kept shouting: "I'll get out of here, immediately!" ”

That fat beating just now doesn't count, let's do it again!

"Kid, you're very interesting..."

The homeless man suddenly spoke, "Do you want to divination?" ”

"Not necessarily."

"Don't be so quick to refuse." His laugh was very eerie, "Let me guess, you just had a lot of things, right?" ”

That's what you say to everyone, God.

"It's a headache for so many people to talk to you at the same time, right?"

As soon as these words came out, the scene of me being talked to by several people at the same time in the square could not help but come to mind.

I nodded.

He pulled out a few cards from his bosom and threw them at my feet: "I guess one of them will soon never be able to bother you again." ”

"What do you mean?"

"Pick one and you'll know."

Curious, I crouched down and looked at the cards. The first depicts a western cowboy with two guns, the second a woman in a white robe kneeling in prayer, the third a blacksmith in a racer vest holding a hammer aloft, and the fourth an obese man carrying a money bag.

Could it be that these are alluding to the town cadres?

"Who are you?"

"A down-and-out soothsayer."

"I don't have any money."

He immediately smiled and said, "It's free for the first time, okay, let's pick one." ”

Pick the cards or who will never bother me anymore?

Forget it, emptying my head is my famous trick. But I'm sure I'm not going to choose a blacksmith, and if something happens to the Red Crisp Hand, who's going to make me a weapon?

Which one to choose?

A, Double-Gun Cowboy

B, a woman in a white robe

C, fat rich man

D, don't either.