101 The Great Demon King
"Oh oh - Jiang Yan Jiang Yan! Call with me! Oh oh - " The watermelon lies on the head of the ice cream rabbit, and its hands are slightly closed in front of its mouth in a trumpet shape.
"Uh...... No need. Jiang Yan was sweating profusely, and the cold wind on his face made him panic, oh my God, is this really a rabbit? How I feel like I'm on a plane.
"The maid said that all the people who live in the castle are the demon kings!" Watermelon turned around and shouted loudly to Jiang Yan.
"What?" The cold wind and snow kept clamouring in Jiang Yan's ears, and he didn't hear the watermelon's words clearly.
"I say!" Watermelon stood up, her long silver-white hair was hung on her chest by the wind, her delicate little face was flushed, and her red eyes looked at Jiang Yan with a smile. The black gothic skirt is in stark contrast to the snow around her, and she is a cute Lori, "I don't look like a demon king now!" ”
"Like!" Jiang Yan sat on the rabbit's head with a pale face, the ability of watermelon in this world was beyond his imagination, this huge ice cream rabbit was not an imitation made in his liking, every rabbit hair on it had been carefully carved, if he hadn't witnessed its birth with his own eyes, Jiang Yan would have found it hard to believe that this guy was pinched out of the snowflakes that were all the most common around, and he could even feel the pulse of the rabbit when he touched the top of the rabbit's head with his hand.
"What is the Demon King going to do?" Watermelon was puzzled, she had an extraordinary interest in this profession.
"Demon King, as long as you sell cuteness, it's fine." Jiang Yan's face was still pale, and even his calves were trembling, he was afraid of heights, or rather, flying at this height, an ordinary person couldn't adapt to it in a short time, "Just leave the rest to the lackeys!" ”
"Stooges?" Watermelon was stunned, "Does the Demon King want a lot of lackeys?" Why was she alone before that maid? ”
"Speaking of maids." Jiang Yan decided to turn over, lying on his stomach should be able to feel better, "Why did you run to her castle." ”
"Why? I was sleepy and wanted to find a place to sleep, so why couldn't I run over to this castle in front of me? The watermelon is unknown, so in her eyes, everything that appears in front of her belongs to her.
"That's just as well." After all, this is the dream of watermelon, and it is only reasonable for her to have this idea.
The rabbit was still running, Jiang Yan saw the forest under his feet, he had asked the watermelon (transparent) before, come out of the ice cream city, walk a little west, you will encounter this forest, through the dense coniferous forest, the black snow field is not far away. The so-called West Forest should be here.
"It's time to stop ahead." Jiang Yan felt that his stomach was tumbling, and he seemed to be a little dizzy.
"But we're not in the city yet." The watermelon is decorating her Gundam, and some graffiti of unknown meaning appears on the long ears on both sides, and the watermelon has no comparison on his hands, and the patterns all appear out of thin air.
"How can the Demon King swagger into the town?" Jiang Yan racked his brains and finally found a reason, "What should I do if I am besieged by the brave." ”
"What is a brave?"
"Uh...... Terrible evil guy! specializes in abducting and selling demon kings, and their favorite is the cute demon king! ”
"Please apologize to the brave men and women of the world who are fighting for love and peace." Big Eyeballs Station (Floating?) At the top of the rabbit's ears, but it spoke as if it were in Jiang Yan's ear.
"What's the matter with you......"
"Contemptible and talented, before becoming a recorder, he was also a brave man, winning the hearts of seven princesses, thirteen princes and nine kings."
"Hey, hey! Shouldn't the brave use their own adventurous deeds! And the ingredients in your strategy are not a little complicated! ”
"No, I'm fraternity, haven't you noticed that the ratio of men to women is one to one?"
"Twenty-nine of them, how the can you tell it's one to one!"
"I'm sorry, but I still don't know the exact gender of one of them." There was no trace of emotion in the big eyeballs' words, "In the remaining memories, TA seems to be my favorite one, and I can still perform TA's fame stunts for you!" Crow...... Well, what's the crow? ”
Jiang Yan resisted the urge to knock it down, and ignored this recorder who was getting worse and worse.
"Humph! I'm not afraid of them. The watermelon pouted, leaving a large imprint of unknown meaning on the rabbit's ears, the kind of thing that no one would consider to be a sacred rune even in the oldest holy places, "If I meet them, I'll squeeze them into shaved ice and feed them to Gundam!" ”
"What flavors of shaved ice do you like? I'll give you a little bit then! Watermelon turned his head and asked Jiang Yan.
"No, no, no!" Jiang Yan immediately refused.
Watermelon did not insist on continuing to complete his drawing business.
"Would you like to write one too?" Watermelon took out a pen out of thin air and handed it to Jiang Yan.
"What is this?"
"Humph! The book says that every place the demon king goes, she must leave her mark to swear her rule over the place! I'm practicing right now, and I'm going to draw my mark on the highest spot in Ice Cream City! ”
"I can understand this...... but this children's graffiti is too disrespectful to his own people.
"What's wrong? Shocked by my mark? Seeing Jiang Yan's stunned appearance, Watermelon also turned his head to look at his masterpiece, "Isn't it too scary?" Well...... It seems that there are some minor blemishes......" and then she began to scribble again, and the lines on the rabbit's ears kept changing.
Jiang Yan looked at all this expressionlessly, he seemed to have returned to that passionate and chic time, he was caught by his tablemate, the class president who had an absolute dominance over the class, and was responsible for correcting the position of the pattern on the blackboard, at that time, he was in the second grade of elementary school.
"Jiang Yan Jiang Yan! Write something about it! ”
Jiang Yan wanted to refuse, but when he saw the watermelon's expectant eyes, he only needed to lift the pen and write a few big characters freely, although the writing was the same as a dog's crawl, but under the background of the graffiti of unknown meaning around him, he was shocked, and he had a feeling of responding to the heavens at any time.
"There was also a man in my time who wrote this sentence, but he was pressed backhand for five hundred years." The big-eyed beads ruthlessly broke Jiang Yan's illusions.
", that's the pot for that guy to pee anywhere, okay." Jiang Yan said, "In other words, you always talk about your era, which era is your era, the first wave of counteroffensives?" ”
"Did I say I used to be human?" "But now there is indeed only human civilization left in the world, and the other ancient races have long been eaten up by disasters, especially ...... Cancer. I'll do the math...... About 50,000 years after the extinction of our species, I saw the first monkey. ”
"Hey, hey! The monkeys are different from us......"
"Looks like that guy who defecates everywhere, isn't it a monkey?"
"By the way, you are also an ancient-level character, do you want to give me some gifts casually, let me be every second or something?"
"Wake up, boy, take the things of our time and use them, you will be eaten by disasters and there will be no scum left, do you think that disasters have been unchanged for tens of thousands of years? You humans are the weakest race I have ever seen, if it weren't for your luck, Jiang Lieshan and Gongsun Youxiong, a group of freaks who don't know how to grow their brains, and drummed up such things as plant mothers, it is estimated that you would have been wiped out hundreds of times. ”