Chapter Twenty-Seven: Hu Tianming's Wit and Despicability (Ask for Collections and Recommendations)

After school, Hu Tianming went home honestly!

"Answer the phone! If you don't answer the phone, your wife will be snatched away by someone else. At this moment, when Hu Tianming heard his bell ringing, he immediately swiped the screen and connected the phone.

"Hey! Stinky brother, you borrowed 800 yuan from me last time to pick up girls, and then told me to repay the money soon, but how many days have passed now, why haven't you paid me back? A cute Lori angry voice came from the phone.

"What? Meng'er, do you remember this? I'll go, are we two brothers and sisters? It's only 800 yuan, and you still keep it in your heart? Hu Tianming said righteously.

"Damn, stinky brother, you're embarrassed to tell me about this, you and I don't know how many times you borrowed money one after another, and I didn't even count it with you for those under 100 yuan, didn't I? If I really settle a good account with you, I guess you will have to pay me back at least 1,000 yuan now. Hu Meng'er said domineeringly.

"OK, OK, I understand, it's only right to repay debts, my brothers and sisters settle accounts, right? I get it! At this moment, Hu Tianming said with a smile.

"Hey, brother, don't forget, there is interest on the money you borrow from me, and the interest is three servings of strawberry ice cream, so in addition to paying back, you have to buy me ice cream, do you understand?" The domineering Hu Meng'er said very politely.

"OK, OK, OK, you are my own sister, even if I deceive everyone in the world, I won't lie to you, so, you wait, I'll pay you back when you go home!" Hu Tianming said with a smile.

"Well, don't lie to me, if you dare to lie to me, I promise, you won't be able to eat and walk around." Hu Meng'er said fiercely.

"Rest assured, relax! I'm a sister-in-law brother, and for me, my sister is a hundred times more important than my girlfriend. Hu Tianming said softly.

"I believe you, then there are ghosts! Brother, don't I know yet? If you really want to have a peerless beauty as beautiful as a flower, willing to be your girlfriend, then don't say that I am my own sister, I'm afraid my mother, you don't care. Hu Meng'er said loudly.

"Hey, hey, Meng'er, what are you talking about? My Hu Tianming's character has always been ......" At this moment, Hu Tianming had not finished speaking, and the other party had already hung up the phone.

Toot toot!

"How can this be true, are you an elder brother, or am I an elder brother, and you dare to hang up my phone first? It's really not true! Hu Tianming first said this, and then continued: "Such an unladylike, such an uncivilized, no one will marry you in the future, do you want me to marry you?"

Call!

Slowly exhaling a breath, Hu Tianming walked to the ice cream shop, and then said with a smile: "Since we are brother and sister, it hurts my feelings to talk about money, so I think I should buy her a few more strawberry ice cream, in this way, one hundred yuan is one strawberry ice cream, eight hundred yuan, eight hundred dollars, eight strawberry ice cream, OK, I know that I am good at arithmetic." ”

Half an hour later, Hu Tianming returned to the door of his four-story villa and knocked on the door.

"Who is it?" At this moment, the door opened, and a cute girl with a sweet appearance, like a little girl next door, walked out.

At this time, she was wearing a pink tight skirt, revealing her delicate figure, which was very beautiful and moving.

It's just that she is not very old, she seems to be only thirteen or fourteen years old, although she looks very beautiful, but she lacks the charm of a mature woman. But lolita-type girls are also very attractive, and they have an innocence and cuteness that mature women don't have!

"Dream has a surprise for you!" Seeing Hu Meng'er walk out, Hu Tianming jumped out with a smile on his face, holding a large pink box in his hand, which contained twelve delicious and delicious strawberry ice creams.

"Hee-hee! My brother has a bit of a conscience and knows that borrowing money will be exchanged for interest, so he specially bought me a few extra strawberry ice creams. At this moment, Hu Menger was very happy to find a large box of strawberry ice cream.

"Sister, since you have accepted the twelve strawberry ice creams that my brother sincerely gave you, then the accounts of the two of us will be cleared, and no one will owe anyone from now on." Hu Tianming said very calmly.

"What are the two of us settling our accounts all at once? What are you kidding, brother? You're like I borrowed 800 yuan to pick up girls, but now this big box of strawberry ice cream adds up to just over 100 yuan, how can you tell me that the two of us have settled our accounts? Hu Meng'er was a little angry, this brother was too much.

"Alas, Meng'er, what is the relationship between the two of us? Brother and sister! We're brothers and sisters! It's a lot of hurt to talk about love, so be it, a hundred yuan is a strawberry ice cream, I bought you twelve strawberry ice cream, if this is really counted, I will buy you more, but what does the relationship between the two of us be, just let me suffer a loss, and give you for nothing. Hu Tianming looks like a decent gentleman and a good person.

"You, you, you! Are you still my brother? How many times has this been? Are you planning to trap your sister and me? Hu Meng'er roared angrily, like a tigress.

"Dreams! Brother, how many times have I told you, to be a woman, to be gentle, girls, especially girls like you who are still in the golden age of development, if you yell like this all day long, when you grow up, your face will be disfigured and become unsightly. As Hu Tianming spoke, he gently stretched out his hand and touched Hu Meng'er's head.

"Damn, you bad brother, you don't pay me back the money, you still dare to take advantage of me, I want to bite you to death, I want to bite you to death, I bite bite and bite!" At this moment, Hu Meng'er was really angry with her brother, so she directly opened her little tiger teeth and bit Hu Tianming like she wanted to eat people.

"Oops! Oops! O old girl! You're just you're wrong! No matter how you say that I am also your brother, you talk to me like this, and you still bite me, this is too much, and once you let your mother know, she will definitely scold you! After all, my son is not angry, she can put all her hopes on you, a daughter with all virtues, talents and beauty. Hu Tianming dodged very easily, and deliberately teased.

"Humph! You bastard brother, don't use mom to press me! I tell you, lady, lady! Sister, I don't want to be a lady! When I grow up, I want to be a big star, I want to be a rich woman, I don't want to marry into a wealthy family, I want to start my own career! At this moment, Hu Meng'er was angry and said the dream that had been accumulated in her heart for many years in one breath.

"Ok, that's the end of the game, it's you who lose, my dear sister!" While speaking, Hu Tianming pulled out his mobile phone with a smile, and at this moment it actually looked like a tape recorder, which means that he turned on the recording function of the mobile phone.