Chapter 3: The Great Boss of the Great Northeast
Countless pairs of eyes are staring at Li Youqian, Li Youqian's eyes are staring at the BOSS, and the eyes of the BOSS are staring at Li Youqian's stall.
At this critical juncture, at the last moment, Li Youqian made a great decision. He decided to sell his stuff to the big boss.
"Ham sausage, do you want it, it can restore blood and quench hunger."
The crowd of people who eat melons are stunned, when are you still thinking about making money! That's the boss, the boss, you know! Don't hurry up and run.
"Are you crazy trying to make money?" The tall and lanky knight couldn't help but be ready to scold.
Li Youqian and the big boss stared at each other.
"Hmm." THE BOSS HESITATED FOR A MOMENT AND REPLIED, "I'M REALLY HUNGRY, I HAVEN'T EATEN IN DAYS. I don't have RMB, can I give gold coins? ”
The boss has a mouth, it turned out to be human words, a group of players are messy in the wind, what are you talking about a monster?
You can talk! I'm really going to buy something! Also, where do you put your gold coins?
"Damn it...... Yong Shuangquan is talking about this NPC. The tall and thin knight was completely speechless, and swallowed the word 'barrier' back.
"Well, you can take as much as you want, I'll open a bottle of beer for you, moisten your throat, you were tired of killing just now, rest for a while."
A group of players fainted, please, he killed us players just now, okay, boss, do you want to make a face......
Li Youqian also seemed to see everyone's dissatisfaction, and explained: "It's not that you are rich and you are the uncle, and the consumer is not God, consumption is!" ”
"Cut ......" The onlookers have been too lazy to pay attention to this shit.
"Eat slowly, don't be in a hurry." Li Youqian began to set almost.
"Thank you." The boss really agreed, do you want to be so close to the people and give face like this.
Also, how does the boss sound a little like Fan Wei's line in the sketch "Selling Abduction", a mouthful of Northeast flavor.
A group of players seemed to have forgotten that they were afraid of the boss just now, and they all slowly gathered around to watch the excitement.
The tall and thin knight even ran over to buy a bag of melon seeds, and squatted beside the boss to listen to Li Youqian chatting with the big boss.
"What kind of creature are you?" Li Youqian has a serious face.
"You want to gaha, check the household registration. I'm not afraid to tell you, listen up, the prostitute is a prehistoric crocodile. The boss opened his mouth, and the tall and lanky knight poured the beer into it with great discernment.
"Hey, it's a coincidence, then do you know, I am the first fisherman in the novice village, and I have traveled all these years to eat fish."
The crowd of melon-eating onlookers had black lines on their faces, please, where are you like a crocodile; And the boss, crocodiles are not fish; Finally, you are the only one who can fish in the novice village......
"I'm a prehistoric crocodile, and I'm the fierce, ruthless kind." The boss also put on a particularly fierce expression.
"Anyway, the fish will be eaten by me, so let's quickly explain the future."
Li Youqian said righteous words, without a bit of joking.
"Who's up to you to eat, they're oviparous reptiles." The prehistoric crocodile was helpless, and the onlookers were devastated.
"Who are you fooling, what a big egg it will be to give birth to you!"
Li Youqian compared the huge size of a prehistoric crocodile.
The prehistoric crocodile was stunned, and thought about it with its small fish brain, but it didn't understand.
"Anyway, I remember I was born with an egg."
"Please show your eggshell to prove your oviparous identity."
"It's useless to think about eggshells at the time, feed the chickens."
"Where's the chicken?"
"I'm going to stew mushrooms."
Chicken stewed with mushrooms? Chicken stew with mushrooms? You're really a boss in the Northeast? You're so good, can you make pork stewed vermicelli? Why don't you go to heaven!
An NPC, a big boss, two people ask and answer, completely forgetting about the players around them. Only the tall and lanky knight is still on the side, feeding the prehistoric crocodiles and drinking.
"You said you prehistoric crocodile didn't stay in the water, what did you run out for?"
The prehistoric crocodile was stunned, and this little eye oh, oops, was glancing around.
A look of ignorance, a weak face, although it is unreasonable, but still put on a pitiful expression. The corners of his eyes were slightly moist, his sockets were full of energy, and he choked with a tear.
The tall and thin knight knew that this was because he had drunk too much, and he had to spit out the truth after drinking...... It turned out that the boss poured alcohol on the crocodile for this.
"People are homeless and wander here."
Looking at the ugly and cute face of the prehistoric crocodile, even Li Youqian felt sympathy.
"And what about your home?"
"My home is gone, our riverbanks are overrun by goblins, and I've been kicked out by those goddamn goblins."
What are the goblins doing taking over your riverbank?
"Goblins are organized armies, and we want to resist, but we don't have enough troops. If ......"
As soon as the words fell, a big exclamation mark suddenly appeared above Li Youqian's head.
What's going on?
Not a crocodile, but an exclamation mark popping up above Li Youqian's head. system, is not the person who issued the task mistakenly hey.
At this moment, everyone in the server heard the sound of the system announcement.
"The whole server announced, NPC Li has money to trigger the hidden mission."
"I'll go, the whole server announcement, what kind of task is this, and the whole server is announced?"
"My day, there is a task, grab it first!"
The tall and lanky knight was the closest and took the task directly.
"The main quest of the expansion: Merfolk Annihilation.
Mission Description: The evil goblin has taken over the home of a prehistoric crocodile and enslaved all the creatures in the area. O Terran Heroes, I implore you Terrans to send troops to fight the evil goblins to the death, save the underwater creatures from danger, and help the underwater creatures to gain freedom.
Mission Requirements: More than 2,000 combatants, no upper limit.
Quest Tips: NPC Li Youqian 'General' has the right to confer military ranks, 2000 people are a legion, the full attribute of the Legion Leader is increased by 100, 500 people are a large team, the full attribute of the Captain is increased by 50, 100 is a squadron, the full attribute of the squadron leader is increased by 30, and 20 people are a squad, and the full attribute of the squad leader is increased by 10.
Rewards:
1. Open the quest "Goblin Treasure".
2. All participants will be rewarded with 5% more dungeon experience; Those who perform well will be rewarded with 10% more dungeon experience; The top 100 military merits will be rewarded with 20% more experience.
3. Start the follow-up main quest, "The Danger of Terran Extermination". ”
As soon as the mission came out, the whole server was shocked. Nima, on the first day of today's service, the human race is in danger of extinction, can you play cards according to the routine in this game! What about the battle for world domination? Feed the chickens too?
While seeing the task, some people are happy and some are worried.
Fate, it's predestined, it's better to say that you forgot when you made your choice.
Li Youqian was naturally overjoyed, but Napoleon's classmates didn't think so, he had just cheated Li Youqian, and almost killed him, and now he was going to kill the enemy under him? Are you kidding?
Napoleon didn't know if Lee Youqian would kill him, but if the situation was reversed, Napoleon would definitely let Lee Youqian die without a place to be buried. Napoleon regretted that he had just done something bad, why did he have to drag that damn NPC into the water?
At this moment, Napoleon felt that his subordinates had changed their eyes on him, as if he had jumped from a little fool to a big fool. FUCK!
On the contrary, the heads of several other large studios also saw the system announcement, and immediately teleported back to the village to find Li Youqian at the entrance of the village to take over the task. The place of the Legion Commander is bound to be won!
Li Youqian No. 2 was smoking, and suddenly received an announcement from the system, and the whole person was stupid, and he didn't react until the cigarette butt was hot.
I'll it, No. 3 can really do things...... You can, lad.
As soon as I saw it, countless people flocked to it, and the picture was as beautiful as the zombie siege of the apocalypse.
"I want the rank of corps commander, give me money if you have money, and give me money if you don't have money."