058 Special Watermelon (3000 words)
Ever since the grass was born from the half-baked seed, it has not been a peaceful day. She doesn't seem to have a high reserve of knowledge since birth, like other plant girls, even more than some half-baked gardeners. Compared to the plant girl, she is closer to a human child, she is full of curiosity about the whole world, whenever Jiang Yan and the four of them want to go out, they will always be entangled, and they have to go out to see what is going on, since she knows that the dormitory is not the whole of the world, this behavior is more and more.
However, just like human childhood, she is always drowsy, and if she doesn't take a nap at noon, then she will be groggy and unrefreshed in the afternoon. Now, like an octopus, she was lying on Jiang Yan's body, with the tranquility of sleep on her face, and her mouth was grunting from time to time, making a confused dream.
"The results will be in the afternoon?" Watermelon looked up in surprise.
Jiang Yan made a quiet gesture and pointed to the grass in his arms. Watermelon quickly covered his mouth with both hands.
"Don't be so exaggerated, just light your voice." Facing this kind of scene, Jiang Yan always felt that something was wrong in his heart, which was a very abrupt sense of déjà vu.
Well......
Holding the child and talking about grades, how does it feel that this is not like what a traveler should do. He is not like those novel's predecessors, thinking about how to shock the world all day long, now that he thinks about it, he seems to be no different from before the crossing, after he fell out with his parents, there was also a similar picture, he stayed at his cousin's house, took care of his niece, and chatted with the uncles and aunts in the neighborhood about various topics, they lamented the progress of the times, sighed the thoughts of young people, chatted about the goods of the village commissary, totaled the prices of various agricultural products with each other, and cared about national affairs when they had time, Occasionally, he will have a few games of imposing backgammon with a few uncles by the river, Jiang Yan even taught a few aunts how to use WeChat, this is just a small part of his ordinary life, if there are any flaws, it is a plate of melon seeds.
"Do you want to eat melon seeds? I just fried it. "Poplar walked in with another apron, she had a special habit of using different aprons when doing different things, and this apron was used when she was frying dry goods. Yes, fried dry goods, not just fried melon seeds, if there is leisure, Poplar will even fry two large pots of tea for Jiang Yan. As a plant girl who doesn't have any room for promotion, this little hobby has become almost all of her life. If it weren't for the watermelon that ran to Chen She's room to pick up the melon seeds that had slipped for half a year, the original plan for today, Poplar was to try to see if he could fry flower tea. A few days ago, she also fried two cans of coffee with interest, and she didn't know what was wrong, Jiang Yan always felt that it was a rush syrup, or the classic taste of being chased by a leopard. Seeing that Jiang Yan didn't like this taste, Poplar even went to adjust the taste, but it definitely didn't taste like coffee, and it was even more bizarre, this emergency syrup had at least a little far, far away relationship with coffee, what the hell is this loquat leaf boiled pear.
"We still have melon seeds?" Jiang Yan asked.
"That's half a year of survival, how can it be swallowed in a few days." Populus got off the treadmill and grabbed a handful of melon seeds. Jiang Yan glanced at the treadmill placed in the corner, it was completely inconsistent with the temperament of the other world, well, it was indeed proposed by Jiang Yan, and it was just a proposal, who knew what this little girl thought, she was stunned to drum out this kind of machine. Jiang Yan looked at the various training machines around him again, and sighed, if it weren't for the large enough dormitory allocated by the Holy Seed Academy, Jiang Yan wouldn't even have a place to stay now.
"Try it, I changed the recipe today." Bai Yang brought the plate to Jiang Yan.
Jiang Yan was a little suspicious, a few days ago, Poplar also made watermelon-flavored melon seeds, and the watermelon was very excited, and today he changed the recipe, and he didn't know what the hell it was.
Jiang Yan picked up a melon seed and put it in his mouth, hmm...... The authentic coffee taste, if it weren't for the melon seed shell in his mouth, Jiang Yan would have thought it was coffee beans.
"How?"
"Coffee."
"Huh? I'm using milk......" said Poplar, "next time try vanilla." ”
Jiang Yan felt that the melon seeds he would eat in the future would become more and more strange.
"You haven't answered me yet." The watermelon swallowed the melon seeds, and his voice was very soft, "Your grades should be fine, right?" ”
Jiang Yan was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that the watermelon had just asked about the results, and his thoughts just now were too divergent, once he entered this state, he always forgot some things he wanted to say just now.
"I don't know." Jiang Yan replied truthfully, how did he know about this kind of thing, he only did the corresponding review for the exam, and just like in the university, he did a few sets of test papers over the years and went to the examination room.
Watermelon was stunned for a moment, crying with a sad face, she seemed to be more anxious than Jiang Yan about this kind of thing.
"What if the grades are too low!" She couldn't help but raise her voice, but the movement was still controlled within a reasonable range, "That will be expelled from the academy!" The Ministry of Agriculture will take back our farms! I don't want to dig a 10-meter-deep hole to find saliva like I used to. And the bugs all over the sky, those bugs were so terrible, they chased me and bitten, and I hid in the cave for an extra week before I was spared! The world in the wild is horrible, I don't want to go back! ……”
Watermelon began to tell her about her pitiful encounters in the wild, most of them were very strange, what was swept into the sky by a tornado, what was rare to find something to eat and suddenly there was a tsunami, ran to the snow mountain to dig a well to find water (yes, digging a well on the snow mountain to find water, I don't know what this kid thought) encountered an avalanche, picked a few flowers and was shot away by the big sister, similar incidents, countless.
The corners of Jiang Yan's mouth twitched, how did this stupid-looking plant girl survive from the wild. Most Jiang Yan has never even heard of these, and Watermelon rarely talks about these things, these are her indescribable black history.
"Your experience is so rich...... poplar's expression is very complicated, looking at the watermelon like a freak, the generally weak wild plant mother, what happened to the watermelon once was enough to make her disappear from this world.
"Alas, Jiang Yan, you don't seem to have talked about your previous affairs!" It seems that the memories of the past have come to an end, and the watermelon finally remembered something that Jiang Yan had not asked so far. I don't know how this little girl's brain grows, so she regarded Jiang Yan as her gardener in a daze, and then gave Jiang Yan a completely new position.
How did this watermelon survive from the wild? Jiang Yan thought that she would never remember this. But even when Watermelon asked, Jiang Yan didn't know how to answer, he just described the life of the earth ambiguously, and then kept silent.
The little grass in her arms moved, as if she was a little uncomfortable, her right hand let go of Jiang Yan, and she turned over. Jiang Yan hurriedly caught the grass that wanted to turn to the ground with his hand.
"A flying machine?" The watermelon had a gold star in his eyes, "I flew too!" ”
"Huh?" Jiang Yan was a little surprised.
"It was when I was very young, and I was that old." The watermelon gestured, about to Jiang Yan's knee, "I was just born, and then one day when I was digging the soil, I met a big bird, and it grabbed me and flew so high that I couldn't see my nest at that time." ”
"And then?" Jiang Yan became interested.
"And then?" Watermelon tilted her head and recalled, "I was thrown into a bird's nest, and I played with the little birds there for a few days before I was thrown out by the big bird." ”
Watermelon also carefully described the appearance of the big bird...... Damn, this looks like an eagle, right? This chick couldn't have been taken away as food in the first place, right?
"Those little birds are fun, I throw them out and they'll fly back on their own." Watermelon laughed, and it seemed to be her rare happy time in the wild.
Jiang Yan was a little embarrassed.
"Hmm-" Xiaocao woke up, the child's biological clock was always so accurate.
"Brother Gardener." She still hadn't woken up a little, rubbed in Jiang Yan's arms, and it took a while before she crawled off Jiang Yan's body.
Jiang Yan turned his arm that was a little sore, looked at the time, and it was time to go to the academy.
Populus euphratica, as a plant mother who participated in the test, also followed. The gardener's results are divided into two parts, one is the gardener's own results, which is the so-called exam score, and the other is the results of their own plant mother. Compared with cultivating gardeners, they seem to value the strength of plant mothers more, which can be seen from the proportion of the total score occupied by the two.
"Watermelon seems a little strange." On the way, Hu Yang and Jiang Yan talked about watermelons.
"What happened to her is really strange." Even if it is Xiaoqiang, he should die five or six times when he encounters these strange things.
"Not this." Populus euphratica looked a little serious, "The average plant mother has relevant knowledge when she is born, you should know this, right?" ”
Jiang Yan nodded, Populus Hu has counted Jiang Yan many times because of this, you are a gardener, you don't know as much as the plant lady brings, no matter how you look at it, it's your fault.
"Watermelon is not like this, I found in my communication with her that her understanding of the entire gardener-plant mother system is half a pound or two with you, even if she knows a little better than you, she is also hearsay in the communication with some plant mothers."
"And," Populus euphratica mentioned the most important point, "unless the plant mother mutates, she is born with a fixed body shape, just like my sister and I ......"
"There will never be such a growth model as watermelon. She turned out to be tall, this is absolutely inexplicable, I don't know if there is a similar plant mother in the long history of plant mothers, but watermelon is definitely not a normal plant mother. ”