On the roof of a high-rise building in Konoha.

The blank brother and sister are teasing a little red fox, well~ it's Jiu'er, and when they returned to the fourth practice field, Jiu'er had already become like this.

Hui Yue's explanation to them was because Jiu'er affected the balance of the world too much, so she sealed all her attack abilities (of course, there are still physical attacks of scratching and biting, but it's just like the pet cat at home, bite, scratch, and break a little skin at most.) ), made her completely turn into a salted fish fox, but, as compensation, Hui Yue gave her all the life ability points to MAX, and came with a pet mode.

After being deprived of the ability to attack, Jiu'er went directly into salted fish mode, turned into a little fox, lying on the empty head, playing with his tail, and didn't make lunch for their brothers and sisters.

This time, he didn't wear a maid outfit when he came, but changed into a gothic Lori costume, and I don't know what magic power he used, he actually became shorter! When he walked, he was still so sassy, and he soared the children's tricycle to the speed of a maglev sports car.

Itachi was stunned the whole time, and by the way, he smashed his own aesthetics and re-established it, damn, what is a girl! Cute blue children are king!

"Well, can we hear me a few words first?" After hesitating for a long time, he finally decided to open his mouth and interrupt the three salted fish.

The three little ones raised their heads and turned their dead fish eyes to set Kakashi on fire.

"Uh~" Kakashi instantly felt a huge pressure pressing on him.

"Well, since the seventh class has been established, let's introduce it to me, I'll take the lead." Kakashi, relieved, spoke.

"Ahem~ My name is Kakashi Hagi, fourteen years old this year, Kamishinobi, what I like is a novel by Jiraiya-sama, and what I hate is trouble."

The three little ones only glanced at each other, and Sora spoke first: "Name: Hinata Kong, five years old this year, the person I like is my sister, and what I hate is the group of kraft candy that stares at my sister." ”

Bai: "My name is Hinata Bai, I am five years old this year, the person I like is my brother, and I hate those bewitching sluts who seduce my brother all day long!" ”

Kakashi: "......." German Orthopedics opens its doors for you!

Itachi: "My name is Uchiha Itachi, I'm five years old, I don't seem to have anything I like, I hate it because someone bothered me when I was researching ****, and I have a dream that I need to shout out loud." ”

Itachi took a deep breath, tilted his head at a forty-five degree angle, looked at the sky, his eyes were deep, and shouted, "I am going to inherit the will of fire!" Be the man of the fifth Hokage! ”

"Huh!" A window in the opposite building was opened, and a curly-haired aunt with a cigar poked her head out and yelled, "What's the name of the ghost at noon!" Spring! I also don't let people take a nap! ”

"Whoosh~" Blank ran to the shadows with Kakashi, looking at Itachi with a look of disgust.

"Ef~" Itachi touched his nose in embarrassment.

Evening~

"So, that's it, tomorrow morning, gather here for our first mission." After saying that, Kakashi slipped away directly with the teleportation technique, and if he stayed any longer, it was estimated that the limited edition hand-drawn book released by Jiraiya-sama would be snapped up by the group of gentlemen in the village! After all,This is a book that has been delayed for two years by the adult since Laiya.,And it's colored!!!

"Cut~ My mother told me to go home for dinner, I'll see you tomorrow, blank ~ I slipped away first~" Itachi waved his hand at the blank brother and sister, turned his head and ran, and then ......

"Bang!" Itachi used his face to make intimate contact with the wall.

The blank siblings gritted their teeth and turned their faces away, they both felt a throbbing pain on their faces just by listening to the voice.

Half an hour later, blank pushed open the door of his house and walked into the house.

Carrying the tail of the sleeping little fox lying on his head, he threw it on the sofa with his hand, and then shouted while making a seal on his hand: "The Nine-Tailed Beast Ultimate Evolution!" Beast-eared mother-in-law, wine-loving beast! ”

Two golden data streams wrapped the little fox's body, and in the end, it turned into a big ball of light, and then exploded with a "bang", turning into a golden point of light in the sky, and the wine beast has evolved~

("Smack!") My backhand is a slap in the face.

Aiming at the boy covered his face and said with a look of grievance: "Why did you beat me!" ”

"Who made you use Digimon's evolution rules in the Hokage!" After saying that, I slapped my backhand again.

Aiming at the boy covered his face with his hands and said with a crying voice: "The script is written like this, what can I do?" I'm desperate! Boom~"

"If you're desperate, go to women's clothing!" After speaking, I took out a big black and long iron rod and stabbed him hard~

"Ah~" Aiming at the boy groaned, and fainted with a satisfied face. )

———— Women's Clothing Academy is open! ————

Early the next morning, the three little geniuses of the blank Itachi met on the roof of the building, and then waited for Kakashi's arrival. It was six o'clock in the morning.

Five minutes passed, and Kakashi didn't come.

Ten minutes passed, and Kakashi still didn't come.

Half an hour。。。。。。。

An hour。。。。。。。

Two hours.....

。。。。。。。。。。。。。

Half past one in the afternoon.

"Squeak~" Kakashi pushed open the iron door on the rooftop and walked out.

Looking at the three little ones who were already on the rooftop, one hand touched the back of the head, and said embarrassedly: "Ah~ What, ...... halfway"

"Illusion! 【Shi Lezhi】Three in a row! ”

"Physique! 【Brother and Sister Mixed Doubles】! ”

(Narrator: Nice!) Our pink eye first controlled the white hair five five open, and then our warrior stabbed closely, and a set of combos took the white hair five five open away! Pretty! )

Half an hour later, the three little ones casually threw the beaten inhuman-looking Kakashi at the entrance of Konoha Hospital, and then went to the mission location with the mission scroll that was found on him.

In the evening, the blank weasel finally found the swishing third sister-in-law's daughter-in-law's mother-in-law and mother-in-law of the third sister-in-law's daughter-in-law, and handed it over to the client.

(Ding~.)

The trio successfully completed the first mission in their lives and won the title, [I**! ], wearing effect: IQ -10086, EQ -10010, discipline - 233333. )

"Ah~ This task is so troublesome, it took so long just to find someone, and sure enough, Kakashi-sensei is very unreliable!" Itachi stretched and grumbled.

"Mmmm~ We'll pick up the task ourselves tomorrow, and let him brush his face with us." Sora agreed.

At the same time, a scream of hissing and lungs was heard from Kakashi's room in Konoha Hospital: "Ah!!! My limited edition coloring book!! Which son didn't have **, and gave birth to a daughter without Mimi's lack of virtue and stole it!! Labor and management have not yet appreciated it!!!! ”

(In a small dark room, the boy sneezed and said with a puzzled expression: "Huh? Is someone scolding me? Forget it, let him be, I'd better hurry up and enjoy this colorful book that I just 'picked up'! Rare resources! ”)