Chapter 5 The Daily Life of Salted Fish—News from the Will of the World
On the evening of November 7, 2022, the entrance to the town below the labyrinth area on the first floor of Ayn Grant.
"Ah, it's finally here." Sora said weakly.
"It's not because my brother is a road idiot and a big idiot, so he took a big turn on the first layer!!" Bai gritted his teeth.
That's right, obviously the two-day journey was forced to take 3 times as long by the brother and sister. There was a whole bunch of "interesting things" happening in between.
For example: walking on a straight road, yawning in vain, Sora has carried her into a wild maze area, or the kind of maze that does not open up and does not let go; Another example: in a very safe place, the attribute of the empty that is cheap to die will explode, obviously a trap that normal people will not touch, and the empty will always make a cheap move, and then it will be a thousand miles of escape.............
Well, the poisonous thing is that since the destruction of An'er, the brother and sister have never exploded a piece of equipment, but Keer is not like a rich man, and now the total assets of the brother and sister are about 2 million or more.
In the middle of town, in a luxury hotel.
"The boss opens a luxurious double room!" Sora shouted loudly, and as soon as Sora finished shouting, dozens of glances were cast on the street outside, and their eyes were full of all kinds of envy and jealousy.
"It's a closed betamer, right?"
"Surely, those bastards, it's so inhuman to leave us to get rich alone!!"
"That's, that's it, these testers deserve to die!"
The whispers from outside reached the empty ears, the corners of his mouth curled slightly, and his eyes were full of disdain.
hotel room.
"Brother, you're in trouble again!! If you keep a low profile, you'll die! Shiro swung his knife and slashed at the empty head.
"Well, I just don't want to be a salted fish, let me occasionally pretend that X can't die." T^T sister's hand is getting stronger and stronger, it hurts, woo woo woo woo.
"You can't die, but you'll get strange looks!!" Bai shouted and raised his hand, and he was about to cut it down again.
Seeing Bai raise his hand again, he quickly knelt in front of Bai's feet, and shouted loudly: "Sister, the next person will never dare again, the next person will make a salted fish in the future!" Please spare me this time! ”
"Hmph, well, this is the last time, not for example!" Bai tilted his head to the side, her brother was in this position now, she really couldn't enjoy it, it was too spicy.
Sora looked at Bai and turned his head, secretly raised his head, looked at the bottom of his sister's skirt, and showed a lewd smile. "My sister is wearing blue and white today, so cute, so cute, ah, it's a pity to not have a camera!"
Bai didn't hear her brother's response for a long time, turned her head suspiciously, and saw that someone was looking at the bottom of her skirt in distraction, and suddenly, N brother "#" appeared on her forehead.
"Is it pretty?" A faint voice rang in the empty ear.
"Beautiful!" Sora replied subconsciously, and then the whole person was excited, his head slowly raised like a machine, and his forehead was instantly covered with cold sweat at his sister's eyes that had no emotional fluctuations.
"Sister and sister, you listen to my explanation!" The sky trembled.
"Sure enough, brother or something, you can die for me 10,000 times, ahh!!!!hh Bai yelled, sank into the dantian, and then transported his strength to his feet, bent over, pumped his right foot back, charged his strength, and kicked! The action is smooth and done in one go. With a "pop", the air flew up, followed by "Bang!" If there are senior fans here, it is estimated that they will shout "Good ball!" ”。
"Where is my obedient, well-behaved, cute and quiet sister, God, you give it back to me!!" Empty tears flowed down her face.
At this moment, a light curtain suddenly appeared in the center of the room, the blank brother and sister glanced at each other, silently moved to the front, Bai continued to stare at the pair of dead fish eyes that he didn't know where to learn, staring at the light curtain tightly, empty and like, staring at the dead fish eyes, staring at the light curtain motionless.
I don't know if it's an illusion on the part of the brother and sister, they seem to see the light curtain in a "cold sweat???? ”
In this strange silence, the light curtain seemed to be unable to hold on, and a line of words emerged "weakly": "Empty, white, you are so .........."
The two siblings glanced at each other and replied, "Hello." ”
The light curtain looked at the two pairs of dead fish eyes in front of him, and felt that his embarrassing cancer was about to be committed, and the light curtain once again "weakly" popped out a line of words: "That, can you change your expression, I feel so stressed??? ”
The two siblings looked at each other again, then .............. The moment the brother and sister turned their faces, the two expressionless ice cube faces were instantly full of enthusiasm, and said with a smile: "Hello, hello, may I ask, who are you?" What are you looking for us? ”
Light Curtain: #@¥%@#¥......#...... ¥@#光幕心中万马奔腾, "Smile at your sister, do you smile like this, the corners of your mouth are almost grinning to the root of your ears, MDZZ!" ”
"That, I'm the will of this world, there is a human named Shinyuki Sugo in this plane, he was replaced by another existence for unknown reasons, please get rid of him within 2 years, otherwise this plane will go to extinction."
"Huh? It's been discovered, so what's in it for us to help you get rid of him? Sora said lightly.
The light curtain was silent for a while, as if he had made up his mind, "How about I give you permanent residency in this world and open some management rights to you?" ”
Sora smiled and said, "Not bad, it's very generous, then, we took this task, and I wish us a happy cooperation." ”
Light Curtain: "I wish us a happy cooperation!" Then I'll withdraw first, goodbye! ”
"Goodbye!" The blank brother and sister waved their hands at the light curtain, and the light curtain fluctuated and turned into a fluorescent sky.
At the same time - the real world, the country house
Squire Su: "The world of Sword Art Online, not bad, yes, Yuki Tomorrowna, I will be unceremoniously accepted into the harem!" By the way,It's hard to come to the mystery-free world once.,When the time comes, when Kirito's clearance of SAO.,Drag all the remaining players to ALO for artificial soul experiments.,Ahahahahaha,I'm really a genius! ”
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