Chapter 17: The Minotaur on the Tip of the Tongue

When it comes to noodles, I have to mention Master Kang, who is a well-known figure in the food industry.

Once, Master Kong's status in the instant noodle industry was no less than that of the old godmother in the seasoning industry now.

No matter how many flavors Master Kong has come out of now, how many competitors he has, he has gone through ups and downs.

The most famous and nostalgic thing is the taste that I wanted to eat but couldn't eat when I was a child - Master Kong's braised beef noodles.

Li Youqian looked at the Minotaur warriors on the battlefield with blank eyes, and asked weakly.

"Game King, you say, how many bowls of beef noodles can you make by slaughtering a minotaur?"

The game gentleman has no love on his face......

The game is speechless.,Is this the point now? Is this a question that people should ask?

The tall and thin knight stared at the minotaur for a long time, and said without looking back: "Boss, our family doesn't seem to have such a big pot!"

The game Jun Er's face is loveless......

Game Jun began to doubt life, who is this?

"Please, you're a bit of a normal person's thinking, okay?"

Nina said with a serious expression on her face.

The game gentleman is relieved, but he can be regarded as a normal person.

"We can cut it into small pieces and simmer over low heat. In other words, there are star anise and big ingredients in the game, and passion fruit and bay leaves are also needed. ”

Nina has already started to look up the recipes.

The game Jun San's face is loveless......

How do the brain circuits of this group of people grow?

The game gentleman has really gained a lot of knowledge today.,It's really not a family that doesn't enter the door.,You can do it.,Sister.,You can.。

Game-kun is completely speechless.

"Boss Li, it's still live broadcasting, can you talk about something serious?"

"Okay." Li Youqian took the microphone and stretched out his hand to point to the battlefield.

The game gentleman is grateful, finally, is it finally time to get down to business?

"Wheat from West Asia,

The soldiers are divided into two ways,

All the way to Europe to meet the fire,

and became bread;

All the way to China and Shui Chenghuan,

Turn into noodles.

And the representative of the noodles is naturally the minotaur beef noodles.

Welcome to today's "A Bite of China", I am today's substitute host Li Youqian. ”

Game-kun has the urge to wrestle with SpongeBob SquarePants and wrestle his wrist with Teletubbies. What is this? It's a bit serious, no!

Napoleon's eyes lit up, the tense atmosphere of the army was swept away, and the morale of the whole army was not only revived, but even higher.

Okay, it's now, the whole army, the crusade against the Minotaur warriors begins!

The shaman died, and the minotaur warriors could not recover their blood, and they could not escape death after all.

The question now is how thick the blood of the minotaur warriors is, whether they have the ability to regenerate blood, and how many more people will die in the Terrans.

If you think about it with your ass, you can guess that this must be an extremely terrifying number.

Stalin said that the death of a hundred people is a tragedy, and the death of a million people is just a statistic.

Napoleon still had more than 40,000 men at his disposal, and if necessary, he could mobilize a new reserve army from the Yas Plains at any time.

Everyone knew that the Terrans would win, but the cost of this victory was too great, and the victory was not happy......

Aggrieved, this is a common feeling of all those who watched the live broadcast.

Is there a better way to take out this minotaur at a lower cost?

Everyone's eyes once again converged on Li Youqian.

"I'll go, and you'll see what I do! I'm a beauty! I'm still rich! ”

The game gentleman smiled, "You are rich, if you want to talk about the united front, in terms of the art of war, Napoleon is impeccable."

But to say bad ideas......"

"Huh?" Li Youqian was displeased.

"But it's a joke...... That peerless plan, who can compare to you. ”

The game gentleman smiled helplessly, how can this be a little bit of an NPC, more than a player.

"Boss, do you have a plan?" The tall and lankyard asked bluntly.

Li Youqian clenched his five fingers and stretched out his right fist.

"You and I are Doraemon, and I will stretch out my round hand when I encounter anything."

"You've got it, you've got an idea, right?"

"Hmm...... Yes. ”

Game Jun thinks, if the two of you can't get along with the game, go talk about cross talk, Deyun Club, can be popular!

"Napoleon, give me the command. Game gentleman, give me the microphone, watch me kill this idiot! ”

Napoleon laughed, he was waiting for this sentence. A peerless genius who used to be unconvinced, his favorite thing now is to throw his job to Li Youqian, be lazy and sell him stupidly.

"Everyone listen, now the command is not based on the voice of the game, all the combatants turn on the TV and listen to my voice on the TV to fight."

"What!"

"Turn off game voice? Turn on the TV to listen to live streaming? ”

It's interesting enough to live broadcast the battle, you want to fight live broadcast, what tricks?

I don't know what it is, but I'm looking forward to it.

"Everyone, listen up, spread out, keep widening the distance, so keep a distance of about one meter, and don't give that cow skewer sugar gourd a chance."

All the players began to move in an orderly manner, although Li Youqian Boss Li is unreliable, but there is no more reliable person than him to do things.

The entire China region, all players, have an inexplicable trust in this cheapest NPC in history.

"The players of the Third Legion immediately went offline and waited on TV for my orders.

For other players, if the mage can slow down, it will slow down, and if it can't, it will be output; The Ranger alternates using Sluggishness and Armor Piercing. ”

"It's the boss."

Fighting with Boss Li is like playing, and I am not nervous at all.

"All the melee guys listen up, dig traps on the spot, and wait for the beef noodles to be delivered to your door.

I don't care what traps you have, as long as you can slow down that cow, you can just pull in it. ”

"Huh......"

"Gotcha."

"Look, okay."

"One more."

Game Jun felt that he might not be on the battlefield, but at the venue of Deyun Club.

The whole army was in a great movement, and the battlefield changed into a different kind of thing in an instant.

It's a very weird scene, there is no one around the minotaur warrior, and wherever he goes, the people will disappear from the line.

Wherever he left, people attacked.

The minotaurs were tired of chasing, but they couldn't catch up alone.

The stamina is getting lower and lower, and the speed is getting slower and slower.

This is the standard obscene and shameless downline flow + kite flying method of stupid boys.

Anyone can see that this cow is finished.

The players who participated in the battle were smiling, and the audience watching the live broadcast was smiling.

It's a lot more fun than bullfighting. Oh wrong, it's good bullfighting.

There are a thousand Hamlets in a thousand eyes.

Foreign professional players are looking at the battered minotaur warriors in shock at the moment.

That's an E-class strong hero, just playing to death!

Japan: "China, terrible. ”

South Korea: "This person is our Smecta Korea. ”

Britain: "Don't be an enemy of the Chinese." ”

France: "We must step up our efforts to catch up with the pace of the Chinese at an early date." ”

Pakistan: "Awesome to my Chinese friend. ”

United States: "This Chinese is too dangerous, we must get rid of him." ”

……

"What? You can't get rid of it in reality, you say it's an NPC? Have you ever seen such a smart NPC? You're kidding me, aren't you? ”

China, military.

"It's ......"

"This seems to be the sixteen-character mantra of Lord Taizu's guerrilla warfare.

The enemy advances and we retreat, the enemy is stationed and disturbs us, the enemy is tired and I fight, and the enemy retreats and I pursue.

This person, put this tactic to good use, talent! This person, our military wanted! ”

The black line on the assistant's face, general, that, he is not human......