- January 15, 2024, 22nd floor of Ayn Grant, Elven Forest.

Outside the Elven Forest, on the shore of Moonlight Lake, in a 2-story villa.

Celica pushed open the window on the second floor, looked at the scenery outside, and exclaimed, "Wow! The scenery of this place is so beautiful! ”

"Of course, we spent nearly half of our fortune to buy this place!" Kirito said with a distressed face, although their Keer can't use it, but suddenly take out half of the family property to buy a house or something, and there is a ghost if you don't feel distressed! After all, that's 980 billion! MMP, what the hell is that guy thinking about Akihiko Kayaba! With such a high price, several of them made it up, how can other players afford it! (Akihiko Kayaba: Blame me?) This place was originally reserved for your own retirement, and if it weren't for one of you who was a privileged dog, you would have ransacked the entire SAO database, and you wouldn't have been able to scrape together enough money to buy this place! )

"Kirito is a miser! Identification done! He said with an empty face of "I know the truth".

"I'm not a miser! I just think it's a bit of a loser to spend so much Kell all of a sudden! Kirito retorted.

"Na~ Kirito, can I ask you a few questions?" Asuna asked with a smile, but the smile seemed to be a little ........ What does it mean to care for the mentally handicapped???

Kirito nodded and agreed, although he felt that Asuna's smile was a little strange, but with his intelligence, it was estimated that he would not be able to read the deep meaning contained in it in his life.

Asuna: "First question, can Kor be exchanged for real money?" ”

Kirito thought for a moment and shook his head.

Asuna: "Second question, can Ke Er withdraw the balance of Xiaobao?" ”

"That, what is Zhi Xiaobao?" Kirito asked weakly.

Everyone supported their foreheads, and their eyes were full of care for the mentally handicapped children who were derailed from social development.

"Zhi Xiaobao is a financial management software developed by Ah Crooked Mama, and now it is used all over the world. Now, you can go out without cash, you can go without a bank card, but you can't go out without a digital device that downloads the Xiaobao APP! "Sora stood up and gave Kiritto a popular science.

"How do you know?" Listening to the empty science, Kirito asked confusedly.

The 5 people didn't speak, and silently took out the ten-ion glass version of the kidney machine that was just launched last week from the backpack, and even Tuhao and Bina showed the kidney machine X pet special version hanging around their necks. (As for where it came from?) How do I know, I ask the world to go! )

Kirito was stupid, he ran his IQ lower than that of a primary school student with all his might, and he didn't think about it for a long time that in this pseudo-martial arts world where swords are swords, there would be such high-tech electronic products.

Watching Kirito fall silently, Asuna felt deeply worried about her future life.

"Okay, skip this question, next, can Keer buy this kind of villa with large space, good scenery, fresh air and convenient transportation in reality (turning left when you go out is a private transfer door)?" Asuna asked.

Kirito shook his head.

"Then you feel sorry for the ghost! Keer is only useful in this world, if you use it in reality, tsk, I'm afraid it will be sent to 'die compared to me'" empty complained on the side.

"Uh.... What is it compared to my death? Kirito asked curiously, as for the first half of the sentence? The pile of rainbow-colored jelly beans next to No~ Kirito is the first half of the sentence, which was transformed by Kirito's brain.

"The world's number one spiritual haven!" Bai Kopping said.

"Huh? Isn't that a good place? Why is it that when you buy something in real life with Kele, it will be sent there? Kirito asked blankly.

Looking at Kirito with a blank face, the four of the blank siblings, Sirika, and Yuki threw a "You are really hard to have such a husband" look at Asuna.

Asuna spread her hands helplessly, and replied with a "baby is bitter, but the baby won't understand when he says it".

The four of them took turns to hug Asuna for comfort, and then the four of them looked at Kirito, shook their heads together, and sighed deeply, how can such a beautiful child be mentally retarded! Alas~

(A certain world consciousness watching the live broadcast with melon seeds: "Alas, I said, is it really good that you forcibly give my world's son of luck a mentally retarded halo like this?") ”

The boy in the code word glanced at her: "Then do you want to give it to you?" ”

The will of the world hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, the son of luck or something, with the halo of intellectual retardation, it's just a big deal to lower the IQ of a world, it's not a big deal, it's good to hang it on him!" ”)

———— the dividing line of the mentally handicapped aura————

After lunch, 6 people sat in the living room.

"Na~ where are we going to play now?" Yuki asked.

"Let's go for a swim in the lake next door! I haven't swam since I came to SAO! Sirika suggested.

"Well, my sister and I don't like to swim, so we're going to go to the Elven Flower Sea on the other side of the Elven Forest to find the legendary special NPC, the Flower Elf." Said with a wave of his hand.

"A few days ago, I heard in the circle of front-line sub-professional gamers that someone had seen a ghost in the Elven Forest and the logging area, and I was very concerned, so I decided to go over with Kirito to check on the situation." Asuna spoke.

"Is that so?" Celica was a little disappointed.

"Alright, in that case, let's go our separate ways! I'm going to swim with Sirika-chan, you go where you want to go! When you're done where you want to go, let's do it together! Yuki suggested.

Everyone looked at each other and nodded, agreeing with Yuki's proposal.

Half an hour later, Kirito Asuna direction.

"Na~ Kirito, you are carrying me, I feel a little tired!" Asuna, who was walking on the path to the logging area of the Elven Forest, stopped, blinked her big cute eyes, and said coquettishly to Kirito.

Kirito was instantly covered with blood, turned his head with a flushed face, and slowly squatted down, the corners of Asuna's mouth raised slightly, jumped up slightly, and rode directly onto Kirito's shoulder, almost crushing Kirito.

(Tut, these long legs and pectoral muscles look so heavy.) )

After Kirito stood up, Asuna, who was riding on his shoulder, stretched out her hand, pointed ahead, and shouted excitedly, "Pippi Kiri!" Let's go! ”

Kirito: "Hey, Asuna, you make it clear!" Where the hell am I skinned! "Well, this sentence is said in my heart, and I don't have the courage to yell at my wife. (When you're a wife and slave for life, want to turn over?) Hehe, non-existent. )

The Will of the World glanced at the two people who were walking towards the Elven Forest, and a hint of playfulness hung on the corners of their mouths.

Bite~

Your purchased daughter has arrived, please sign for it in time!

A system message appeared in Kirito and Asuna's activity bar, but neither of them noticed it. (funny)

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