Chapter 12 Friendship that smells like each other is also friendship
In the bazaar outside Tiandu, Hate Tianyi and the people in the altar came out to buy and select cloth to tear to make diapers, with their hands behind the back of their heads, "Hey, second brother, why do we have to come out to do such a trivial thing in person?" Wouldn't it be okay to hand it over to the next person? ”
"Long-winded! Do you feel like a hassle to buy diapers for your lovely niece? It's so disqualified, as an uncle, how can I rest assured that you will be her babysitter? A chestnut burst on his head, and the people in the altar looked righteous and awe-inspiring.
'Hehe, you are stupid to me, if it weren't for my sister-in-law's death order, you would come out to work honestly, it's all a big head of garlic on a seedling, and it always has to be filled with narcissus. One rolled his eyes and tilted his head to the other side.
"Little brother, your eyes? Are you thinking of something rude? You must be thinking about my black material, right? Isn't it something that 'the second brother, this stupid man, won't come out without his sister-in-law's persecution?' ', 'The second brother is a son with a strict wife and a kidney deficiency', right? Grabbing the collar of the hating beast, the people in the altar pressed it against the wall, spitting saliva overflowing.
'Should you say that stupid people have good instincts?' But the second brother who has kidney deficiency and wife is strict or something, you have exposed yourself! "Ahaha, in a trance, how is it possible, second brother, you just said 'niece', right?" Could it be that the second brother of the gender of Tian Bu is not lonely has found a way to determine? ”
"What's the matter, but although it's a matter of heart, but if you think about it, this matter is also a good thing! Little brother, think about it, how nice it is to have a caring little padded jacket, which is much better than raising a stinky boy. "Plan through! Divert attention Dafa is perfectly cast.
"Hey, it's the same as the second brother, you didn't come from the stinky boy period, although the female congenitals of the three religions have been calling for equality between men and women over the years, but the second brother, you are obviously discriminating against men."
"Cut, the little guy who doesn't even have a girlfriend doesn't understand my feelings as a father, think about it, Tian is not lonely and may never get married in his life, so it's a little padded jacket that never expires, it's really great for my father!" Fingers to the sky, like a hot-blooded idiot.
"Hey, second brother, anything bad can collapse outside, don't say it again, you will be regarded as a pervert." ’
"And, brother, speaking of women, as a man, don't you want to be the only one left in the world, and the rest become beauties?" Whispering to the ear, like a demon's whisper.
"So, second brother, have you ever thought about the virtual version of the beauty?" Turning his face, he hated the heavens with a wicked smile.
"This and this ......" The man in the altar was shot in the head, like a minotaur roaring past.
"So, second brother, have you ever thought about the female version of the eldest brother?" Only a few parts of the gloomy face were exposed to the light, and he said things that even demons could not speak.
"Well, don't say any more, I feel so bad." The eldest brother (sister) with blond hair and big breasts held the Jidu knife and shouted, "Falling Sky and Cutting Stars!" Shaking his head, the brains of the people in the altar seemed to have really been crossed by the big brother's tricks.
"And, second brother, have you ever thought that there are several sisters-in-law surrounding you?" Hating the heavens and evil took out a killer weapon, and the people in the altar were sweating profusely to their belts, and they couldn't fight anymore.
'Red Night, several. In the minds of the people in the altar, more than a dozen wives wearing red cloaks and a vacuum below were holding leather whips in their right hands, and a silver glittering gold needle in their left hands slowly surrounded them, and the hands of the people in the altar couldn't help but put their hands on their waists.
"Don't! Forget it, little brother, you're right, this kind of world is terrible. Your sister-in-law only needs one. ”
As if fished out of the water, the person in the altar felt that his whole body was slimy, and he urged his true qi a little, and the bubbling heat flowed out from the pores, and a burst of white mist rose through, "Little brother, let's go to the bar, I feel that my mouth is so dry." ”
"Nonsense, sweating so much, how can there be no shortage of water, you are not surnamed Yan." Holding his hands on his chest, he replied naturally.
"It's not all you. What does this have to do with whether the surname is Yan or not? ”
"Hey, hey, don't say such bad things, okay? I don't know either, don't care about these details. ”
"In a word, I'm in for a treat, do I want to go?"
"Go, of course. There is a cheap and not a bastard. ”
So, just like that, the two brothers, who were full of discipline, embarked on a sinful journey to the tavern, completely forgetting the heavy responsibility of buying diapers given by the Great Demon King, Lord Scarlet Night.
"Wowha," "Wowhaha," "Hahahahahaha"×2. At the door of the tavern, two middle-aged drunkards with hedgehog heads spotted each other at first sight.
The "pop" sound is a collision of muscles. A chest bump as a greeting gift. Hate the Heavenly Evil measured his small body, and then looked at the big man with the sword on his back, forget it. But it's not bad to hit the chest with the pink armor girl in the back!
'Damn, what kind of eyes are that!' Bastard, where are you looking at Lintai? 'Behind the big man, there is a relatively non-existent number of heavenly dragons, and the left dragon is staring at the hatred of the heavens. If the eyes can emit sword qi, presumably Zuo Longque can already open the Ten Thousand Gods Tribulation.
Finally noticed that there were still people watching, hating the heavens and evil was also extremely embarrassing, and he was in a hurry, and his hands were folded, "Amitabha, the poor monk Beilian, I have seen several donors." "'Sure enough, the hostility is much less, and it seems that it is not useless to place an order with the Buddha, ahahaha.'
"Brother, let me introduce you, this brown lion-headed brother is called the sword ghost, and he is a friend I recently met, the sword ghost, this is my nephew's hatred of the heavens, but it is usually regarded as a year-old friend. Who are the last ones? The atmosphere was very lively, and the people in the altar were on the shoulder of the sword ghost with one hand, and the other hand was pulling the sleeve of the hating evil shirt.
"Black and white hair, let's go in first." "Good, good, lion's head. Tiandu is my home field, this time I have a treat, you dare to grab your hand. ”
"Sasasa! I'm so scared of the old ghost, see the real chapter on the wine table, please! "Please!"
"Eh, I remember that this guy seems to have called us out to drink because of the splint of Ruomei and the Faun, right?" Watching the sword ghost Da Lalama hook his shoulders and carry his back into the restaurant, Fa Tianhong had a black line on his face.
"yes, yes, before we came, they threatened us not to leave, but now it's none of our business." Zuo Longque agreed.
"Ahh Old dragon, dominatrix, what are you grinding, don't hurry in! "This guy is gone!" ×2
"Formally introduce, this seems to be a soft girl, called Fa Tianhong, after you get acquainted, you can call her dominatrix, it's us, the female boss of a bunch of gangsters in our place, and the one next to her who doesn't live long at first glance is her subordinate, it seems to be called Zuo Longqi or Right Longman?" The sword ghost waited for the wine, and introduced it over and over again, just ~
Zuo Longque and Fa Tianhong glanced at each other: What if you want to kill him?