Chapter 111: The more noisy it is, the more embarrassing it is

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I held Pifett's phone and clicked "Summon the Goddess of Wisdom".

After a flash of white light, a beautiful woman in a blue dress appeared, about twenty years old, with a high blue ponytail.

She was stunned when she saw me, and then bowed gracefully.

And then I was speechless.

What's the situation?

I pointed at her and asked, "You are the goddess of wisdom?" ”

"Yes."

"Come, unlock the Nine Rings in a second or complete the Rubik's Cube for me to see."

"It's a pity that although she is called the goddess of wisdom, she does not have a high IQ."

Forehead.

I scratched my head: "You are also called the "Goddess of Wisdom", do you have any divine power?" Can you make me smarter? ”

"I am in charge of the creations, the tech tree, the civilization, etc. of this world." She stared blankly at the shotgun in my hand, "For example, the weapon in your hand was made by me." ”

She made this shotgun? I thought it was the Creator......

No, one question and one answer, if you go on like this, you can't have a normal conversation at all. I touched my chin to sort out my thoughts and asked, "I have a few questions: 1. Are you under my control?" Or something like that? 2. Are you AI? What are you? 3. What is the truth of this world, and who is Pifit? ”

The answer is as follows: 1. I am not under your dominion or commanded by you. I am polite to you because you killed Pifet, and I pay you the bare minimum; Second, I am AI, and I am a third of the world; 3. The world is a game written by the Creator and put in the hands of the three of us, although it is now far from what it was originally like. Pifet is the Creator's stand-in. ”

…… Ha?

Wait for me to digest it.

That's when I realized that almost all the people around me had fallen to their knees, except for Shirai Teru and Enmeng.

I asked Shirai in a low voice, "What's the situation, why are they all kneeling, but you don't kneel?" ”

"Returning to the crown, I only need to be responsible for you."

I don't think I'm supposed to summon a goddess in plain sight? And I'm a little bad at dealing with this kind of cold woman, who asks and answers, and it's difficult to continue the conversation.

I patted Yuanmeng's buttocks: "Go, set intelligence, the more the better." ”

Yuanmeng frowned and nodded, then took a few steps forward to the goddess of wisdom and asked, "Hello goddess, may I ask ......?"

Unexpectedly, the goddess of wisdom who was like an iceberg beauty suddenly became furious, and her face was distorted by anger, comparable to a ghost face: "Shut up mortal, you are not qualified to talk to me." ”

Before the words fell, Yuan Meng had already knelt down on his knees.

Wow, what a big temper!

I couldn't help laughing: "Her Royal Highness the goddess is so powerful? Excuse me, am I mortal? ”

The goddess of wisdom was stunned: "Count." ”

I stretched out three fingers and said slowly, "Excuse me, first, how can I marry you?" singing every night, the kind of marriage that lingers day and day; Second, how can I flatten you, or even kill you? In this way, you may understand next time what it means to beat a dog and look at the owner; Thirdly, how can I become a god, a god of war, a god of war, a kind of you, or even a creator, do you know how much I have been looking forward to? ”

Even though I felt like I was dying, the fact that I was able to survive at the gunpoint of Pifit gave me a strong belief that anyone can kill and live in any situation, and that wasn't unfounded, and maybe it had something to do with the ability reward.

Her cheeks twitched visibly.

"I can answer you: first, it's nothing to sleep with you, just now; Second, we are like the shadow of the moon in the water, which is not something you can hurt in the slightest, and the origin is in a space that you can never reach. Thirdly, there is no problem in becoming a god like Philosopher Sina, but it is never possible to be like me. Become the Creator? A dog can't become an elephant even if he puts on his tusks. ”

Haha, I understand. What bullshit "minimum respect", just afraid of me.

I held up Pifett's phone in my left hand: "Now strip naked, and I'll give you the phone." ”

Without hesitation, the goddess of wisdom went naked.

I picked up Pifett's shotgun in my right hand, and before I could aim it at her, I heard the latter scream, and immediately teleported away with a white light!

Haha, I can't help but laugh. This woman's mouth is verbose, but her body is very honest! She just wanted to steal her phone or a shotgun while she slept with me, nothing could be killed, and she was scared like a little quail when she saw it.

I pressed "Summon the Goddess of Wisdom" again, and the woman came back with a white light.

She saw that I was still aiming my shotgun at her, and immediately disappeared again. Then I summoned her back again, and then fled again, over and over a dozen times, until I laughed so hard that her stomach hurt, and she gave up and sat on the ground silently.

This woman can't talk well, so I'll try to summon someone else.

I clicked the button that says "Summon the Goddess of Life...... No response. I tried to summon the goddess of nature again, but it didn't work. Unhappy! I glared at her and asked, "Why didn't anyone come, but what about the other two?" ”

"I reminded them to hide, you can't summon them." The goddess of wisdom sneered in a low voice, "Seven nights of turbidity, in fact, I have observed you. If it falls into your hands, count me unlucky, careless. Honor, you are about to insult a goddess of the beginning of the world. ”

Well said! I rubbed my hands together and was about to hit my chest when something suddenly felt wrong. I don't know why.,Suddenly remembered the last time because of the mysterious woman who was disguised as a demon king.,It turned out to be worse than death.,I'm now a little bit bitten by a snake for ten years and afraid of the well rope.。 This goddess of wisdom is obviously seducing me, and she has no good intentions.

I took a few steps back, put up my shotgun in front of Shirai and said, "Come, take it." ”

Shirai was stunned, and then tried to remove the shotgun from my hand, but was unable to do so—there seemed to be a thin film separating her palm from the barrel.

I picked up my phone again and repeated what I had just said. Shirai inexplicably complied and took Pifett's phone out of my hand.

Holy!

Shotguns are exclusive items, but the Creator Phone isn't, isn't!

"Don't move!"

With a loud shout, the goddess of wisdom had just gotten up a little bit before I put a shotgun on the head. Damn, fortunately, I tried it in advance, and I reacted quickly, and the goddess was really trying to seize Pifeet's phone, and she was afraid of a shotgun. Her ass is now hunched over the ground, and if I had put a gun to her head at a fraction of a second late, I guess the phone would have been taken away long ago.

I carefully retrieved the phone from Shirai's hand and put it in my arms, hoping that it was safe in the inventory.

The goddess of wisdom glared at me: "The Creator's cell phone is not for mortals to use! Especially a madman like you who acts unpredictable, you're going to ruin it all! ”

Ha, it's just a mobile phone, and I'll be able to use it while I'm slowly working on it.

"Finally, I ask you, are you really unwilling to do things for me?"

"The only thing I can do is warm your bed."

"Get out!"

She glared at me and disappeared in place. I've never seen such a shameless woman, I took the initiative to post it upside down before I started flirting with my sister, her bed sheets are absolutely toxic. I'm confident I'll get her and take my time.

Yarulan ran over. I was surprised, why is she here? How many servants did she capture, and how many places could she teleport?

From far to near, then pounced on me, holding my arm tightly.

Forehead?

Wait a minute! Normally, she should have paced over slowly, and then smiled arrogantly: "Aifei, is your IQ still there?" "That's the right way! Now he is full of who have thrown themselves into my arms, and they are still swaggering?

Weapons?

I suddenly remembered the saying, "Actually, more often than not, men are the victims in bed." How do I feel that more and more women are going to use beauty against me? Isn't it too much to be careful?

Yarulan gave me a burst of affection, and then gave me a fist-sized ruby! This is what made me smuggle back to reality. However, I noticed that the way she looked at Shirai was a little ...... A little off. It's like staring at your prey.

I can't help but hold my forehead. Is it that he sleeps with the moon puppet fool every day and is infected with suspicion?

A long sigh: "Are you here for something?" ”

"My Lord, fiancé, does it have to be something to do with you? Miss you, is this reason enough? She climbed on my shoulder, forced to be hugged by the princess, and then scratched my nose with the cat's tail, "Anyway, why did I just lie down and return to the other world?" What did you do again, meow? ”

Did she find anything? I didn't send that announcement.

"The way of crossing has changed, and it has become zero o'clock every day."

"Meow."

She pouted disapprovingly. If it had been before, she would have been mad...... What happened to Yarulan?

I did plan to send out the announcement of the suspension of this mobile game, so that everyone has the right to know the current situation. But I hesitated. Yarulan's biggest goal now is to bring down the game and stop it. If she learns that the game has been discontinued, then ...... The moon puppet fool lost his goal and turned black, at most he was jealous. If Ya Rulan loses her target and turns black, I don't think it will be as simple as being jealous. I can't predict what Yarulan plans to do next, so let her continue to strive for this goal, and I can also ask for peace of mind.

She put her arms around me and kissed me and kissed me.

Yarulan's intimacy is extremely explicit and unusual. Fortunately, Shirai Hui has been in a good mood lately, and he didn't react much to watching us show affection. Crystal Palace is so hard, so hard, it's all a lie in the movie! One is my right-hand man who is in charge of all my cult affairs, and the other is my only fellow player, who fights alongside me from life to death, and whoever I love more, the loss of which will cost me an arm.

Ya Rulan scratched my nose and smiled, "Why are you still meowing?" ”

Big sister, I don't dare to move! Lest you accidentally lower someone's favorability! It's better not to do more wrong than not, I'll stay here forever and turn into a bronze statue of a love saint.

"I 'command' you, and confess what exactly you are planning?"

Yaru Lan smiled: "Become your closest person." ”

Damn, I knew she wouldn't tell the truth, what was the way to restrain the power of the "order"?

At this time, the mobile phone rang a prompt tone:

"Side quest A: Glory of the Holy Maiden -2

@第7区大军压境, Bing Xiaoxia turned against her and stopped her before she gained enough strength

@达成条件: Stun Bing Xiaoxia and bring it back to District 7

@奖励: +30 XP, Crown of Light"

"Side quest B: Throne of Shadows-2

@阴影术士找到了领主世代的秘宝所在地, but it's not wise to break into a dungeon on your own

@达成条件: Help the Shadow Warlock obtain the Shadow Scepter

@奖励: Experience +30, Shadow Blade

…… Strangely, something seems to be missing from the mission description.

It doesn't matter, the important thing is that I noticed that there are several main quests on my phone at some point:

"Main quest 1: Soldiers are in the city

@第7区已经大军压境%@¥......"

"Main quest 2: The Quartet is furious

@暗影领已经大军压境¥%#......"

"Main quest 3: All people are soldiers

@你的部队正在进攻邪恶领%#@......"

Three battles at the same time? It's a tragedy, I have several doppelgangers but I still have to choose, how good they are here, one person and one by one!

……

Why not?

Genius!

I immediately clicked the "Heliger" finish button and teleported to the town of Podong. Looking down at the sub-lens of my phone, I was still in Bobei Town in the sci-fi world at the moment, so I drove there.

There was a thunderstorm in the distance.

A sunny day?

When I arrived in Bobei Town, I saw familiar figures—selling girls, Xiao, and myself.

"Hey, Seven Nights Turbid!"

"Huh? It's me? ”

I jumped out of the car and waved and shouted as I ran, while the doppelganger on the other side looked at me in shock. I can understand how he feels, and it feels very weird to greet himself by himself!

I explained to the clone, "Come with me, the 7th District of the Day Clan and the Shadow Leader of the Night Clan are coming to the city at the same time, one of us, are you okay now?" Suddenly, I noticed that something was not right with Xiao Ah's expression, and the girl didn't look the same, "Hey, what's wrong with them...... This feeling seems to be! ”

The doppelganger put his arm around my shoulder: "Forget about such trivial things. Anyway, it's very idle, I'll go to District 7, and you go to Shadow Collar. Let's go! ”

"Wait!" I shook off my clone's arm, "I'll go to the Shadow Collar for the hair." I am the ontology, you listen to me! I'll go to District 7, and you go to Shadowling. ”

I was at a stalemate with him.

I understand that the doppelganger mind is too thief! There is a maid café in the 7th district, Zhuge Junchan, and an 80-level storyboard, with many beauties and a strong lineup. What's in the Shadow Lord, isolated and embattled, and the Shadow Warlock is still a man!

I don't know who to persuade to sell girls. It is not difficult to see that he has been dumbfounded. Not to mention small, the whole person is stupid.

Nightmare.

I never thought it would be so difficult to convince myself that it was the first time I saw it! Please, I'm the body, and the doppelganger doesn't listen to me!

"So, guess the box!"

"Guess! Come! ”

If you don't agree with each other, you will guess the fist.

Seven times in a row without a win, I won in the end. Ha, see no! This is the huge difference between an ontology and a doppelganger! Crushing strength! …… Why do I suddenly feel a little pathetic?

It wasn't until today that I realized that I was such a villain who couldn't afford to lose!

When the doppelganger saw that he had lost, he immediately turned his face: "No, you're late!" Well, I'll listen to you, "Lord Ontology"! But I have to take the thugs with me! ”

I immediately laughed: "Ha, you're afraid, you were miserable by the Demon King last time, right, quail guts!" ”

Clone: "Nonsense, I didn't!" You're not going to fight at all, you're just going to pick up girls in District 7! Not serious at all! ”

"Uh." "Uh."

There was a sudden silence between the two of us.

Embarrassing, it turns out that arguing with yourself is such a humiliating thing. Don't scold anyone, because it's all a virtue.

Calm down a little.

We discussed it for a while, and decided that the main body would go to District 7, and the clone would take the two thugs to the Shadow Collar. It would be even more embarrassing to continue arguing.

Who does the doppelganger take?

A, sell girls

B, it's small

C, Baka Rabbit

D, Green tea